The Official Forums Dallas Cowboys Thread

[mitch777]

btw,
my memory is pretty bad these days.

why is this thread still titled "the official forums dallas cowgirl thread"?

sorry wumps,
but i sell salt grinders for a living.

ps- still awfully "testy" on the other thread.

[wolfter]

Just enough time to mix my Skinny Girl™ cocktail and slip into my Marimekko moo moo.

Here is a link I've bookmarked and looked at several times today.  Thought about spending my entire monthly budget on these awesome loafers.  I oh so love them.  What's your opinion, I know you like Cavali wear?

http://www.overstock.com/Clothing-Shoes/Roberto-Cavalli-Mens-Devore-Nero-Abrasivato-Loafers/7584052/product.html

[mitch777]

hmmm.....
Houston 3
NE 17

i think i hear the roar of the margarita blender in texas.

[Miss Philicia]

Here is a link I've bookmarked and looked at several times today.  Thought about spending my entire monthly budget on these awesome loafers.  I oh so love them.  What's your opinion, I know you like Cavali wear?

http://www.overstock.com/Clothing-Shoes/Roberto-Cavalli-Mens-Devore-Nero-Abrasivato-Loafers/7584052/product.html

Cavalli is OK but if you like that style and the price is similar I would buy Tod's driving loafers. They kind of pioneered that style of shoe with the distinctive sole.

[mitch777]

skinny girl cocktail?
loafers?

have you girl checked your T lately?

btw,
what channel was the ice capades on?

[Jeff G]

Cavalli is OK but if you like that style and the price is similar I would buy Tod's driving loafers. They kind of pioneered that style of shoe with the distinctive sole.

I dang near bought a pair of those in Destin Florida at the outlet mall during New Years . That's the price but they were 75 % off ... I loved the green and red ones too . I couldn't make up my mind so I didn't buy them and by the time we got ready to leave the mall I forgot about them . I did buy a pair of Cole Haan loafers so it wasn't a bust . 

[WillyWump]

Uhhh Hello People! Take your shoe talking asses out of here..while some real men talk Football Houston just scored 10points in 40 seconds..! You yanks scared yet?

-Will

Edited to add: my bad I just realized im the only real man here. Carry on.

[Miss Philicia]

while some real men talk Football
Edited to add: my bad I just realized im the only real man here. Carry on.

Real men don't have pea-sized testicles. Try again, Mary. Or are you sloshed right now from tequila?

[wolfter]

I'll be damned, someone finally grew a pair.

[wolfter]

Cavalli is OK but if you like that style and the price is similar I would buy Tod's driving loafers. They kind of pioneered that style of shoe with the distinctive sole.

I already have a pair very similar to those.  I bought them on sale in Seattle and I love them.

[bocker3]

Uhhh Hello People! Take your shoe talking asses out of here..while some real men talk Football Houston just scored 10points in 40 seconds..! You yanks scared yet?

-Will

Edited to add: my bad I just realized im the only real man here. Carry on.

Hmmmmm...  what's that sound I hear??  Sounds a bit like a wimpering queen down in Texas........ 

The game isn't done, but 38-13 is pretty close to a repeat of the last visit up north for those sorry assed Texans................

M

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

Uhhh Hello People! Take your shoe talking asses out of here..while some real men talk Football Houston just scored 10points in 40 seconds..! You yanks scared yet?

-Will

Edited to add: my bad I just realized im the only real man here. Carry on.

READ HIS LIPS

[Miss Philicia]

TEXAS=HUMILIATED x 2

[wolfter]

Did the Texan section suddenly go awfully quiet?   "CRICKETS"

[bocker3]

Willy,  oh Willy.......  Where are you?  I am beginning to think that Houston doesn't really like Foxboro...........  Ah we'll, real men know how to win........

Time for you to switch to that red carpet stuff.......  More your speed!

Hugs,
M

[mitch777]

anybody need a salt grinder?
at cost?

[Miss Philicia]

Willy,  oh Willy.......  Where are you?  I am beginning to think that Houston doesn't really like Foxboro...........  Ah we'll, real men know how to win........

Time for you to switch to that red carpet stuff.......  More your speed!

Hugs,
M

She's been texting me her last ditch hope, which I assume is quickly turning to despair. (I'm only following the score on yahoo-sports in order to taunt her)

[bocker3]

She's been texting me her last ditch hope, which I assume is quickly turning to despair. (I'm only following the score on yahoo-sports in order to taunt her)

Yes, I am getting the same texts.....  Too bad - 41-28. FINAL

Edited to add her last text to me:  "we were ROBBED". Yeah, robbed of talent

[mitch777]

wumpy can't see the keyboard through his tears.
so sad.

[mitch777]

wumpy lost his balls in more ways than 2.

ps-"love you mom"!

[bocker3]

Now she is texting that Tom Brady is ugly.......  I fear for her well-being now

[mitch777]

Now she is texting that Tom Brady is ugly.......  I fear for her well-being now

a sick girl. 

[WillyWump]

Now she is texting that Tom Brady is ugly.......  I fear for her well-being now

Ok you yank bitches. Yall won fair and half way square.

But if it wasn't for your foul polluted air up there in Foxboro the results would be way different. The very first play of the game we run a kickoff return back like 60 yards till we ran out of gas because of your stinking yankee air full of sulphur and acid., Same on the punt return later. See , us Texans are used to Gods pure heavenly air down here, we cant be expected to perform at full potential up in that thick yank stink.

-W

[mitch777]

Ok you yank bitches. Yall won fair and half way square.

But if it wasn't for your foul polluted air up there in Foxboro the results would be way different. The very first play of the game we run a kickoff return back like 60 yards till we ran out of gas because of your stinking yankee air full of sulphur and acid., Same on the punt return later. See , us Texans are used to Gods pure heavenly air down here, we cant be expected to perform at full potential up in that thick yank stink.

-W

that thick yank stink air is oil from texas.
boy, you are reaching.

[Miss Philicia]

Texas, land of the eternal brush fire -- I mean how good can the air quality be down there? Last time I had to change planes in Houston I went outside the terminal and could barely breathe.

ps: it's one degree warmer right now here that it is in San Antonio LOL

[bocker3]

Ok you yank bitches. Yall won fair and half way square.

But if it wasn't for your foul polluted air up there in Foxboro the results would be way different. The very first play of the game we run a kickoff return back like 60 yards till we ran out of gas because of your stinking yankee air full of sulphur and acid., Same on the punt return later. See , us Texans are used to Gods pure heavenly air down here, we cant be expected to perform at full potential up in that thick yank stink.

-W

Oh you poor, sweet, demented queen.......

If you think HOUSTON has cleaner air than Foxboro, well, I'm at a loss for words actually -- and any who knows me understand how RARE that is...........

Houston is surrounded by refineries and chemical companies -- Foxboro is a bucolic New England town -- you know, simple white church in the town center with a nice green space in the middle.......

Poor thing -- When gorgeous Tom Brady is holding (his fourth) Vince Lombardi trophy on 2/3/13 in that southern hotspot of New Orleans, well -- I'll send you some tissues baby.....!   

Hmmmm??  Maybe Trey will get a chance to "hit that" while Tom's in town.....

M

[klassykitty]

Since this is the only football thread I can find, I''m posting it here

GO PATRIOTS!!!!! 
Rip them Ravens feathers out, tar them and beat the hell out of them.

 Michelle 

[WillyWump]

Since this is the only football thread I can find, I''m posting it here

GO PATRIOTS!!!!! 
Rip them Ravens feathers out, tar them and beat the hell out of them.

 Michelle 

WHO CARES!

After last weekend there are no good teams left in the playoffs this year

[Dachshund]

49ERS BABY!

[Dachshund]

WHO CARES!

there are no good teams in the playoffs this year

The cream rises to the top and I ain't talking about your backside.

[WillyWump]

49ERS BABY!

I was actually rooting for the 49'ers. Colin Kaepernick is such the dreamboat 

[mitch777]

WHO CARES!

After last weekend there are no good teams left in the playoffs this year

brat.

[WillyWump]

brat.

as Cartman would say ...

"Screw you guys...I'm going home"

[bocker3]

but the West Coast cream, will curdle in the Dome, when up against the Cream of the NFL Crop -- from New England, of course.....

Texans, need NOT apply

[Dachshund]

but the West Coast cream, will curdle in the Dome, when up against the Cream of the NFL Crop -- from New England, of course.....

Texans, need NOT apply

Baltimore just might eat that Boston Cream Pie.

[bocker3]

Baltimore just might eat that Boston Cream Pie.

If the New England defense doesn't pick it u, you may be right.  The way to beat the Patriots is to keep Brady off the field...... And that is what Baltimore is doing right now.  But there is one more quarter

BTW Wumpy - notice how I don't make crazy claims when my team has issues........

M

[bocker3]

I am afraid that NE picked a bad time for a bad game........   Don't know where their real team is this half......  I fear their season is almost over

M

[Dachshund]

Yep, it's over. Oh well we already beat the Pats this year.

[Miss Philicia]

Shouldn't you folks be watching the pre-inauguration coverage? Where are your priorities?

AND HOW ABOUT MOBAMA'S BANGS???

[WillyWump]

But how cool is it that 2 brothers will be coaching against each other in the Super Bowl!

[Dachshund]

Shouldn't you folks be watching the pre-inauguration coverage? Where are your priorities?

AND HOW ABOUT MOBAMA'S BANGS???

You can talk bangs, baubles and Bieber with Heidi. Let the men discuss football.

[WillyWump]

Let the men discuss football.

Zackly.

[Miss Philicia]

Men? LOL... k

Would that be the one with copious hemorrhoids and anal fissures from sticking Kegel Balls up her anus 24/7 while shitting out a dozen donuts?

[WillyWump]

Men? LOL... k

Would that be the one with copious hemorrhoids and anal fissures from sticking Kegel Balls up her anus 24/7 while shitting out a dozen donuts?

Bahahahah. Hey, since you is up get me a beer.

[Miss Philicia]

Bahahahah. Hey, since you is up get me a beer.

I don't have any beer here at the moment, but if I did it would naturally be an obscure local craft beer. However, I'm happy to make you a vodka and Fever-Tree ginger beer cocktail with a lemon wedge, and a Camel Light. I also have three types of wine, one Spanish white, and Italian red, and a French red. Fancy cheese and serrano ham too!

Hey, we can even watch Shame or Weekend on Blu-Ray. And I have Kettle Corn. But do me a favor and leave the Kegel Balls at home, k?

[Dachshund]

I don't have any beer here at the moment, but if I did it would naturally be an obscure local craft beer. However, I'm happy to make you a vodka and Fever-Tree ginger beer cocktail with a lemon wedge, and a Camel Light. I also have three types of wine, one Spanish white, and Italian red, and a French red. Fancy cheese and serrano ham too!

Hey, we can even watch Shame or Weekend on Blu-Ray. And I have Kettle Corn. But do me a favor and leave the Kegel Balls at home, k?

I bet your mother made you wear moisturizing gloves to bed. Why don't you have us over for a Super Bowl Party? Local beer will do. Don't get too fancy. You might serve us pork with a Spanish name, but we all know entrails are entrails.

[klassykitty]

I guess since I live in Ravens Country, I should go with them.  So................
GO Ravens.  (Now maybe they will lose.

Won't be able to watch the superbowl since I have to work,so I will request to work at the Bijoux Terner kiosk and can watch it from there.  (I know, I spelled Bijoux Terner wrong.)

 

[Miss Philicia]

At least the Super Bowl isn't on my birthday this year. My 40th birthday was completely ruined by it. I had just moved to Philadelphia two months before the event, and of course that year the Eagles were in it. Basically all restaurants shut down, and the few that were open were sports bars. So I had my fucking 40th birthday in a soul food restaurant and only one other table had people eating, the rest were at the bar watching the game and WERE REALLY LOUD. The Eagles lost by 3 and if you guess that I could have cared less you'd be right.

I was so over it. I should have gone back to NYC for it but I'd already had to go back up once to pay some fee for something.

[Rev. Moon]

I really hope that this thread suffers a quick and forgettable death.

[mitch777]

I really hope that this thread suffers a quick and forgettable death.

hey rev,
we could always go another route and hijack this thread by talking about how much we enjoy "skirmishes" (is that the term?) and butt pats.
NO girlie girl stuff like loafer designers.

ps - no offense to previous posters who tried to be manly like me! tee hee.