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Title: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: Matty the Damned on October 25, 2006, 08:05:27 pm: I love this place, really I do. Why?

Matty rocks up.

Matty speaks.

Fuss ensues.

Ever it shall be!

So to the sensible people here (and you know who you are) let's get down to some serious bizzinez.

Matty the Damned has only 15 CD4 cells left and he thinks this is worthy of An Event.

Your Mission, should you choose to accept it is:

Name Matty's remaining CD4 cells!

Young Jeromy (who is some 4 months older than Matty) has already claimed one so we have:

Ardon

Yeah, yeah, it's her p0rn name. But it's cute. So I need 14 more names.

Don't be poz.com Weenies. Name those cells. They won't be around for long!

MtD
(Who thinks if you don't laugh, you cry)
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: cjc on October 25, 2006, 08:10:08 pm: That's cute. I wish I could give you some of mine but if you want names for the ones you have left, I will try to oblige. Rhiannon could be one if you like it. Cristy
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: Lisa on October 25, 2006, 08:10:19 pm: I'd like to name one Damian, who will likely make Mr. the Damned very proud of him. ::)
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: Lis on October 25, 2006, 08:13:08 pm: 1. rob
2.bob
3.dan
4.bill
5. will
6.mike
7. mark
8. mary
9.joe
10. eithen
11. jeffery
12. nick
13.Jeremy
14. meredith
15. jenny

And all of them have balls of STEELE!!!!!
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Post by: emeraldize on October 25, 2006, 08:14:32 pm: *
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Post by: cph9680 on October 25, 2006, 08:15:35 pm: Frank!
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Post by: OzPaul on October 25, 2006, 08:16:04 pm: I reckon one could be named Toto, Dorothy's little friend from the Wizard of Oz. Given that your in the land called Oz, perhaps Toto could be a mascot and help find that blasted wizard who could then help you keep one of these diminishing CD4 cells.

Paul
your friend along the Great Ocean Road
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: Joe K on October 25, 2006, 08:18:16 pm: Phoenix
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Post by: Teresa on October 25, 2006, 08:19:07 pm: Spike
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Post by: fearless on October 25, 2006, 08:27:57 pm: Poindexter.

And, the last one left - singularity
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: Grinch on October 25, 2006, 08:30:55 pm: As a linux user you have to be something of a geek. Hopefully you get the very appropriate reference.

I say name your last one: LERRROYYY JENNNKINS!!!!!
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: swede_dish on October 25, 2006, 08:32:05 pm: i have a few suggestions......

1. Jebidiah.
2. Maggie May
3. Freddie.
4. Guillermo.
5. George Stefanopolus.
6. Katrina
7. Ellis.
8. Steven.
9. Toots.
10. Barney.
11. Sergio.
12. Bobby Joe.
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: whizzer on October 25, 2006, 08:33:30 pm: Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Thomas, Judas, James, John, Andrew, Matthew, Mark, Peter, Luke, Pontius, Herod, and Barabbas.
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: pozguy75 on October 25, 2006, 08:51:10 pm: Quote from: whizzer on October 25, 2006, 08:33:30 pm

Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Thomas, Judas, James, John, Andrew, Matthew, Mark, Peter, Luke, Pontius, Herod, and Barabbas.

LMAO!!!!! this is fan-bloody-tastic! Whizzer...you have me whizzing on the floor!!!
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: fearless on October 25, 2006, 09:12:59 pm: out of one hole or two Jeromy?
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Post by: swede_dish on October 25, 2006, 09:14:32 pm: Oh snap.
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Post by: Nadine on October 25, 2006, 09:18:50 pm: Quote from: fearless on October 25, 2006, 09:12:59 pm
out of one hole or two Jeromy?
LMAO...that is exactly what I was thinking!

OK, back to business

Matty, I have come up with a few names for you to choose from....

Aussie
Spunky
Guido
Sam
Zilla
Oz
Dolly
Amigo
Xavier

This is for you
(((MATTY)))
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: pozguy75 on October 25, 2006, 09:27:19 pm: Quote from: fearless on October 25, 2006, 09:12:59 pm
out of one hole or two Jeromy?

Stevie...three holes!! ;D
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: anniebc on October 25, 2006, 09:27:53 pm: I think you should call one of them "God"...he will be the leader, and the one to tell the others to go "out and multiply"

Hugs
Jan :-*
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: aztecan on October 25, 2006, 09:51:24 pm: I've always been fond of Vladimir, Lucifer or Wolf

Or, if its a girl cell, Ingred, Maude or Hortencia

HUGS,

Mark
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: MSPspud on October 25, 2006, 10:23:46 pm: Well, heck... no collection of demonic names would be complete without a Karl or a Dubya. Your choice: a beast or its interface.
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Post by: Basquo on October 25, 2006, 11:24:23 pm: Superfly.
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Post by: cubbybear on October 25, 2006, 11:36:18 pm: Babybear,

I'd like to name one Lucinda Rear, in honor of my favourite drag queen... and some would say, after myself, but that's all lies!

xxx
Cubby
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: Biggums on October 26, 2006, 01:03:50 am: How about Ryan, Nathan, Ethan, Evan, Aaron.........wait, those are the twinks in some DVD I got somewhere. How about Matty Jr. ?
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Post by: Angel-Ronnie on October 26, 2006, 01:48:09 am: What about Dorothy, Rose, Blanch ------golden girls trio
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Post by: LatinAlexander on October 26, 2006, 01:51:07 am: What about Armageddon?.....

Alex
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: sweetasmeli on October 26, 2006, 02:25:57 am: Ok, as I'm feeling less traumatised now, I'll play...

As already discussed...Melia.

And it will be last cell standing that will infuriatingly persist at pinching you on the arse to make sure you're awake, texting you in the middle of the night to check you're ok, pestering you with phonecalls to make sure you're still alive - well, it may teach you to reply to texts - and taking endless photos of you at the most inappropriate moments!

Kissy! :-*
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Post by: manchesteruk on October 26, 2006, 03:34:01 am: I'll opt for Geoffrey just because it's an absolutely ridiculous name! Seriously though I hope those meds do the trick for you Matty.
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Post by: Queen Tokelove on October 26, 2006, 04:34:53 am: Hmmm,I can't think of much. Mark stole my one name,Lucifer, which is also my cat's name. I thought of Morgana......Inuyasha(anime buff), Angelique, Frodo, Lestat......Pepe....
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: Angel-Ronnie on October 26, 2006, 04:51:19 am: Matty

Seriously all my prayers and thoughts with you. I dred the day that i have to go onto meds. So far i am trying and lucky to stay of them and hope your numbers will climb as to what they are now at this moment.

Try to keep your chin up sunshine.

Angel
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: Dachshund on October 26, 2006, 06:59:05 am: I like the sound of MR. T....cell.

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Post by: GSOgymrat on October 26, 2006, 09:15:23 am: edit
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Post by: wellington on October 26, 2006, 09:55:53 am: LOL. Xena. Well, I guess he is from Australia and is a bit of a princess. Good call ;)
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Post by: bnyc23 on October 26, 2006, 10:46:38 am: I second the vote for Dolly. I mean, who has a better and more optimistic outlook than the great Dolly Parton?!
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: Val on October 26, 2006, 10:47:56 am: Ich liebe dich, Matty!

"Wut"
In German, it means "Fury"

From Berlim
With Love,
Val
___
___
P.S. Hang in there, good buddy.
_________________________
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: Iggy on October 26, 2006, 11:08:02 am: .
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Post by: ademas on October 26, 2006, 11:27:45 am: Har!
Drag queens know how to fight, too!
Matty...I got nothin'.
Take care of yourself, though.
Seriously.
Craig
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: thunter34 on October 26, 2006, 11:42:36 am: As you are Matty the Damned, I vote for one from the Exorcist. It'll work on two fronts!

"....My name is Legion..."

Seriously, you should at least name one of them Cher....she'll stick around forever.

My best,

Tim
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: RobT on October 29, 2006, 04:17:29 pm: Matty-
How!! How can u have only 15 T-cells remaining? Did I miss something here? Now, I do not have any suggestions. Just name one of them God. I hope that ur cells will multiply and I hope the very best for u. Now get better young man!

RobT
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: JohnOso on October 29, 2006, 09:22:55 pm: I had 13, so I named them after the Twelve Apostles and Mary Magdalene.

Judas and Mary Mags were my favorites, but then i've always had a soft spot in my heart for traitorous shit-stirrers and whores.

Hope the meds are doing their job.

John
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: Matty the Damned on October 31, 2006, 01:24:23 am: How!! How can u have only 15 T-cells remaining? Did I miss something here? Now, I do not have any suggestions. Just name one of them God. I hope that ur cells will multiply and I hope the very best for u. Now get better young man!

Robbie,

A combination of HIV, no medications, cortico-steroids and misanthropy doll. Works a treat everytime.

The rest of you sycophants,

All these names are fabulous. Well, the 12 Apostles were a bit obvious but appropriate methinks. Keep 'em coming (or not) and I'll post the list in the next couple of days.

MtD ;) ;D
(Who knows exactly how many holes Jeromy can wee out of)
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: Matty the Damned on October 31, 2006, 06:05:16 am: So let's take a look at this thing, shall we? Matty the Damned has 15 CD4 cells and it's probably wisest to get this out of the way now.

You just never know what's gonna happen next. I'm in a funny mood tonight. ;)

Adrianna, spin the barrel! (That's a joke for the Aussies.)

Matty the Damned's T-cells shall be known as:

1. Melia (For meritorious service rendered, Melia has gone above and beyond in the last few weeks)
2. Venus (For Little Steve, who knows the significance of this)
3. Serena (ibid)
4. Mr T. Cell (Aunty Doxie, I could just pop you on a bit of toast and eat you right up)
5. Ardon Martin (For Jeromy the pr0n queen and coincidentally Martin is my actual real life surname)
6. Legion (T. Hunter this suggestion was brilliant and speaks to the darkness in me. Well done you!)
7. Judas (For the religious weirdos that abound in this place, I always thought poor old Judas copped a rough deal)
8. Wut (For Val, you're just so European)
9. Balls of Steele (For my valiant Lisbeth)
10. Phoenix (Killfoile, I've always liked you more than I let on)
11. Guido (For Nadine, when I get my Beagle I'll name him Guido)
12. Hortencia (Comrade Aztecan who lives in the only true Democratic Socialist part of the US)
13. Lucinda Rear (For Papa Bear, who I frantically wish to meet come January 2007)
14. Damian (For my adored Sweetest Keeper of Weasels - I've got some special pictures for you, email me!)
15. Barbara Lamarr (For my most Beloved Buckles about whom no more needs be said)

Now guys, I only have 15 so as you'll appreciate places are limited. For those of you who recommended I call one "god" it's been well established that I am in fact divine so all my little CD4's are godlets in their own way. ;)

MtD
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: simon695 on October 31, 2006, 01:05:53 pm: Invincible Or Vinny For Short!
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Post by: Queen Tokelove on October 31, 2006, 02:56:04 pm: Wonders why I didn't get a name, oh well...I never win anything anyway..... :P
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Post by: Strayboy74 on October 31, 2006, 03:01:40 pm: Dieta Coke
Wilma Titzgro
Ima Buttlika
Diana Lafter
Sheilita Cooch
Yousa Crappa
Alotta Poops
Fartina Church

That's a couple more than one... but I hope you don't mind. :)

-joseph

Oh wait!!! they've already been named. :( You can name mine QA, I've got somewhere around 400 of the little bastards. :)
Title: Re: Gather Round and Help Matty
Post by: Jeffreyj on November 01, 2006, 01:29:54 am: Screw naming the remaining bastards. I'd call for a meeting, and tell the bastards to cut the crap and begin to multiply! Get in on, boys and girls!
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Post by: sweetasmeli on November 01, 2006, 11:02:18 am: YAY! I WON SOMETHING! I NEVER WIN ANYTHING!!!

Btw, I too know the significance of 2) and 3)...don't worry hon, your secret is safe with me! ;)

And, as promised, I will be there till the last...emailing, texting, phoning, poking you...whatever it takes!

Here's to next April/May!

Love, snuggle & smooch

:-* Matty's Marvellous Melia :-*