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Title: This Damn thing
Post by: yowsaa on December 12, 2006, 04:56:30 pm

This damn thing between my legs has caused me nothing but grief and trouble since the day I learned it wasn't just for peeing.
Should have taken the garden shears to it 25 years ago  :-\

Now I have a gorgeous much younger filly wanting an affair. Temptation, leave me alone please ! Guess I could disclose to scare her off  :o

Title: Re: This Damn thing
Post by: Teresa on December 12, 2006, 06:38:04 pm

Seems a little drastic to me.



BANGKOK (Reuters) - A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday.
 
The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons, allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital, 780 km (480 miles) south of Bangkok to dress his wound, but refused reattachment, hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said.

"We cleaned up the wound, gave him some stitches, but he declined to have it reattached because he said had abandoned everything," Prawing told Reuters by telephone.

Title: Re: This Damn thing
Post by: Longislander on December 12, 2006, 07:13:13 pm

I wonder how he feels today?

Title: Re: This Damn thing
Post by: Just John on December 12, 2006, 07:31:27 pm

Sure would be a lot of eunuchs in the catholic church if they felt the same way :o ;D

Title: Re: This Damn thing
Post by: Queen Tokelove on December 12, 2006, 07:37:35 pm

Yowsaa~~~

What if you disclose and she still wants you? Don't cut it off, it is your friend, it goes everywhere you do and feels everything you do... ;)

As for the monk, man I cringed and I don't even have a penis. It reminded me of an episode of Nip/Tuck where this African girl had her clit repaired because of some tribal thing..... :o

Title: Re: This Damn thing
Post by: Eldon on December 12, 2006, 11:43:25 pm

Hey Yowsaa...

It is a gift, become a master of it.

Title: Re: This Damn thing
Post by: Angel-Ronnie on December 13, 2006, 12:33:30 am

Yowsaa....
that is when you take it in your hand and say" who is your daddy"  ......... ;D

Title: Re: This Damn thing
Post by: yowsaa on December 13, 2006, 02:07:13 am

Glad everyone finds this so amusing    :-\
It's safe to say the only thing I'm "banging" ...... is my head against the wall   >:(

Title: Re: This Damn thing
Post by: Queen Tokelove on December 13, 2006, 02:14:17 am

I apologize, yowsaa, I was trying to make you smile.

Title: Re: This Damn thing
Post by: yowsaa on December 13, 2006, 02:27:26 am

Quote from: Queen Akasha on December 13, 2006, 02:14:17 am

I apologize, yowsaa, I was trying to make you smile.

Not neccesary dear, I'm only joking too & you all made me chuckle  :)

Most twists of fate now, I just look to the sky and ask "What are you doing to me now Lord, do you think this is funny".