I bet you'll look really straight with my dick in your ass"... but then that would be rude.
...but ever since I put this latest pic up there, I get emails within a minute of logging on, from all types of guys, even negatives.
Gee, you mean to tell me guys lie? Who da thunk it?On the internet no less! How DARE they!
I am just full of posts today....
I'm glad that I can put my status, it saves me from weeding out the dick holes.
I have mine up, with my status...and I get posts the minute I log in, and a lot when I am not...hmmm...and strayboy74...I will be hitting you up later!! ;D
:) I'm easily smitten by swarthy men who have dark facial hair.
:) I'm easily smitten by swarthy men who have dark facial hair. LOL
BTW, don't be alarmed by the pictures of me in leather. :)
-joseph
I won't be alarmed, if you're not alarmed by me in leather sporting a rosebud!
Ah well... in the immortal words of Gertrude Stine, "A Rosebud is a rosebud, is another fucking bottom."
For a dyke, she sure knew ass. Perhaps we could just costar in a movie together. LOL
-joseph
A rosebud by another name
Do you really find being known as a Bar Whore some kind of proof that the older set has better social skills?Bar Whore, Internet Whore... really, which involves better social skills? *giggle*
::)
Bar Whore, Internet Whore... really, which involves better social skills? *giggle*
Sorry guys, I just distrust hooking up with anyone on the Internet. You have no idea what's on the other end or what you might walk into.
I was always a face-to-face, or face-to-whatever, kinda guy.
Not the PC thing to say, but yeah: PnP folks tend to be better in the sack. Drunks are lousy, lousy lays.
Too sane and too short lived. I've always been one of those that prefers sex of really lengthy duration. Like clear the schedules lengthy if it's possible to do so.
Brent
(Who prefers lunch meat to tubesteak)
Meet me behind the bologna drapes.
I couldn't disagree more about playing with tweakers. While they might be uninhibited.. they never pay attention, they can't stay hard, they have cotton mouth, can't sit still, and they talk way too friggin much. The only way to have any fun with one of them is to tie them up and use a gag. Not that I've ever errr done anything like that beingallinnocentandniceandstuff. 8)
On the subject of posting status as poz... I travel for work. I have discovered that when you are a newbie in a city and you post your status as poz, you get more hits and you avoid a whole lot of hits where they are uncomfortable. Although the reaction varies quite a bit from city to city.
Not the PC thing to say, but yeah: PnP folks tend to be better in the sack. Drunks are lousy, lousy lays.
and it stinks lol (but they do have quite a bit of stamina i must say hehe)....
My issue with having partners on Tina is simply that I dare not go to sleep with them, as I like my computer and what little money is in my wallet.
My last date was on Tina, a fact that eventually emerged after a boisterous and long conversation about how his downstairs neighbors were spying on him.
It's a well known fact that Tina turns even the most hardcore top into a raging bottom. I don't need a drug to be a hardcore bottom. I only top for Lent.
That's just because they can't get it up.
My issue with having partners on Tina is simply that I dare not go to sleep with them, as I like my computer and what little money is in my wallet.
My last date was on Tina, a fact that eventually emerged after a boisterous and long conversation about how his downstairs neighbors were spying on him.
Oooh .... gotta love the crazy ones. The last time I knowingly had a date with someone in meth, he got up out of the bed and started looking around for the guy I had brought with me. And started yelling that there was someone there and for him to get the F***K out. There was no guy, but I definitely got out of there.
This is why I take home drunks!
The worst thing they (by which I mean "I") will do during a hook up is pass out in the middle of oral sex.
Do you know what it's like to try to write that off?
Him: Did you just pass out while I was going down on you?
Me: Naw, man! I'm just... uh... really tired.
Class.
Yeah classy. Wait until you have one puke on you, wipe it off and try to keep going.
I actually started to laugh because it was so incredibly absurd and gross. Some people learn decorum in an alley, I swear.
ew ew ew ew ew
I have no compunction sending someone to take a shower. I have a prince albert and it's just too difficult to clean.
poo vs puke... i'd say it's a draw on the grossness scale.
ew ew ew ew ew
I have no compunction sending someone to take a shower. I have a prince albert and it's just too difficult to clean.
poo vs puke... i'd say it's a draw on the grossness scale.
I always douche for dates. I guess sometimes something can still seep down there.
Yeah, so why is a minimally dirty hole so difficult for some so-called power tops to deal with? *HELL* you ARE fucking a hole used for defecation, not a woman's pussy.
Yeah, so why is a clean hole so difficult for some so-called power bottoms to accomplish. Maybe you're on to something with tweakers. No input. No output.
There is a world of difference between a drool of santorum and above-mentioned spatterfuck debris. One is to be expected in that region, the other an avoidable gross-out. Douching is the key.
This is one reason I like a hot tub (with bromine, of course) and strong jets. It's an easy way to help ensure that a guy is clean. I remember this one hot tub I was in... it felt almost like sitting on a fountain, and the top certainly had no complaints about cleanliness! ;)
D
Brent
(Who has always relied on the hygene of strangers)
Well, I've never seen any chunks, so I guess the filters and chemicals are doing their thing!
D