Nutrition, Wumpette Style

[Miss Philicia]

Today's lunch -- winner of Food Nework's best burger in Pennsylvania



Angus Burger  bacon, caramelized onions, smoked gouda, pickled longhots, chile mayonnaise

[Ann]

just finished my breakfast (and the final egg from the carton) and once AGAIN had a double-yolker! that was the 7th double yolk egg from the same carton!
bought them at the usual local supermarket chain store.
is this a record?

ps. breakfast was a poached egg over a toasted english muffin with havarti dill cheese. yum.
(great for my lipids too)

Maybe those hens just like to yolk around a lot. Are they free-range and therefore happier than battery hens?

[mitch777]

 

This is so weird, I dont think I've ever had a double-yoke in my entire life. Is the chicken coop near a nuclear plant? 
 

i think momma hen had a family history of twins.
still can't figure out how they were able to stay together in one carton.

Maybe those hens just like to yolk around a lot. Are they free-range and therefore happier than battery hens? 

lol!

[Ann]

i think momma hen had a family history of twins.
still can't figure out how they were able to stay together in one carton.

Maybe they were from a family who prayed together? (prayed to Ceiling Chick, but of course!)

[WillyWump]

(prayed to Ceiling Chick,

Is Ceiling Chick the cousin of Ceiling cat?...

[mitch777]

no record for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVxYT-bQ4lU

[Miss Philicia]

mmmmm... having a bowl of Virginia Brunswick Stew

[WillyWump]

mmmmm... having a bowl of Virginia Brunswick Stew

mmmm. do you have Okra in it?

I jsut pulled my Pot roast out of the crock pot, it's delish. Of course the best part is the carrots and potatoes that simmered in it all day

[Miss Philicia]

You never provide pictures -- is your camera on your iPhone broken like your data plan and tex messages?

[WillyWump]

is your camera on your iPhone broken like your data plan and tex messages?

No.




Oh and I just destroyed half the pan of rolls, so yum

[Miss Philicia]

Are those store bought dinner rolls?

[WillyWump]

Are those store bought dinner rolls?

YEs, I didnt have time to put on an apron and bake bread all day

btw, A Charlie Brown Christmas is on right now!

[Miss Philicia]

Is that a lot of gristle on that roast?

[WillyWump]

Is that a lot of gristle on that roast?

LMAO

go away.

[Hellraiser]

Philly you're such a ray of sunshine lately.  Did that twink give you something to smile about?

[Miss Philicia]

BEST THING IN THE WORLD

[WillyWump]

BEST THING IN THE WORLD

Looks pretty delish, I may have to try that as I see they have it at our local HEB.

btw, Im making an Egg sandwhich right now  (done the correct way on a sour dough muffin)

[Miss Philicia]

btw, Im making an Egg sandwhich right now  (done the correct way on a sour dough muffin)

I only make mine on Metropolitan Bakery pain au levain (sourdough -- dense and chewy interior, firm crust on the outside), with Lancaster County fresh organic eggs and double smoked bacon from pastured Yorkshire hogs. Served with garlic and sea salt roasted potatoes and passion fruit juice.

And yes, I just bought those ingredients this afternoon and will make one tomorrow. PIX 2 FOLLOW NATCH!

[WillyWump]

Behold the beauty, marvel at it's awesomeness...

[Miss Philicia]

That's like 120% fail to what I make.

[WillyWump]

That's like 120% fail to what I make.

LMAO!

and PS - this is bullshit....

I only make mine on Metropolitan Bakery pain au levain (sourdough -- dense and chewy interior, firm crust on the outside), with Lancaster County fresh organic eggs and double smoked bacon from pastured Yorkshire hogs. Served with garlic and sea salt roasted potatoes and passion fruit juice.

And yes, I just bought those ingredients this afternoon and will make one tomorrow. PIX 2 FOLLOW NATCH!

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

Behold the beauty, marvel at it's awesomeness...

What the fuck is that?  Your failed attempt at perching a quail's egg on top of a buffalo patty? You truly need to wrangle up some episodes of the Galloping Gourmet soon.

And with ketchup, no doubt 

[WillyWump]

And with ketchup, no doubt 

Oh please that's Picante sauce, south Texas Picane...something you yanks know nothing about  However I do like ketchup on my scrambled eggs

[Rev. Moon]

Sorry, but it doesn't look very appetizing.  And, wait...  Is that a paper plate? 

[WillyWump]

Sorry, but it doesn't look very appetizing.  And, wait...  Is that a paper plate? 

What you people need to understand is that this is not your Uppity MissP Fa Gras Escargot Organic Pampered Hen Egg sandwich on Vintage China  ....This is a "Its 8pm and Im hungry what do I have in the fridge" and "oh lets just put it on a paper plate since all the dishes are clean" Egg sandwich (which taste the best btw).

Sheesh.

-Will

[Miss Philicia]

LMAO!

and PS - this is bullshit....

How dare you ever doubt my prowess in the kitchen!

[Miss Philicia]

And, wait...  Is that a paper plate? 

OOOMEEEEGAGGERZ... YOU'RE RIGHT! That's so many gay demerits that I'm afraid I can't count that high.

What you people need to understand is that this is not your Uppity MissP Fa Gras Escargot Organic Pampered Hen Egg sandwich on Vintage China  ....This is a "Its 8pm and Im hungry what do I have in the fridge" and "oh lets just put it on a paper plate since all the dishes are clean" Egg sandwich (which taste the best btw).

Sheesh.

-Will

Stop excusing your foul Texas-bred white trash. Is that trailer rolling down the hill?

[mecch]

Rosenthal made exact replicas of this typical german paper plate for sausage, in porcelain.  And also exact replicas of this plastic water cooler cup, in a sort of thin pyrex glass.



an ex made off with the plates.  I like mixing gin and tonics for guests in the cups cause I can often see a flash of "WTF he's serving drinks in plastic cups" before everyone smiles about what they really are.

It must have been a very limited series because I've never seen them again. Found them in a Rosenthal outlet deep in the mountains that only lasted a couple of years. 

Usually I actively dislike Swiss and German porcelain, which is piled up in most thrift and "antique" shops in these parts, but they do nice gold and white classics sometimes. 

I got rid of all my English china a few years ago. Kept only classic simple English teapots. 

There is some 100 year old, and even mid-century, extremely psychedelic Swiss majolica that I covet and I stumble over it only 1 or 2 a year for a few francs.   One time I found a mother lode in Biel but the lady knew its worth so it was unaffordable.

here's one for 50 bucks on Etsy. and its damaged!

[Miss Philicia]

guests? You have dinner parties, La Meechela? Certainly I would like to be a fly on the wall. Maybe I can sashay over during my week in Lyon next Spring.

[mecch]

I like eating off the simple standard white paper plates - they're good-looking, and time saving as I don't have a dishwasher....

[Miss Philicia]

I don't have a dishwasher either but I'd never, EVER, have a paper plate in my house. Much less a plastic cup. I mean seriously, it's so atrocious I have a hard time even expressing my disdain on the matter.

I used to have a set of these not in melamine, but white china, that I used use for garden parties. I'm not sure what happened to them when I moved. They're either still back in my old Brooklyn apartment or I gave them away.

[mecch]

Not sure what I'd collect if I lived in the USA now. 

80's Mikasa?      I'm sure nobody wants it....



That might make me sad to eat off everyday but it would be fun at a drag dinner.

Westmoreland beaded-edge white dinner plates would be cheerful and homey.  Didn't Martha Stewart ever make a simple milk glass dinner set.  (The NYT said she is now trending again for NYC hipsters?!)

[mecch]

I applaud the purist behavior.  But an egg sandwich on a simple white paper plate is pretty appetizing. 

[mecch]

In my family from the 70's on, breakfast or lunch requiring plates was mostly on paper.  Only dinner was on "real" plates and some of those sets burned my delicate gay teenage retinas...

So plain white paper plates were a relief.

At least my mom had decent taste in drapes.  Or is it curtains. 

She even bought me florescent green plastic aligator skin curtains for my bedroom.  I can't remember where we found those. Monkey Wards?   Wards knocked off a lot of swinging mod designs.   They had lots of knockoff Saarinen.

[mecch]

Remember in the 80's and early 90's when lots of chinese restaurants in NY had that pink or lilac and black color scheme like 80's Mikasa?  And Nagel prints.

I kind of like Nagel

[Miss Philicia]

Metropolitan Bakery pain au levain with Lancaster County fresh organic eggs, grated pecorino pepato and double smoked bacon from pastured Yorkshire hogs. Fage yogurt and el Cedral Colombia Chemex-brewed coffee.

note: lack of paper plate and Jacobsen cutlery

[WillyWump]

Metropolitan Bakery pain au levain with Lancaster County fresh organic eggs, grated pecorino pepato and double smoked bacon from pastured Yorkshire hogs. Fage yogurt and el Cedral Colombia Chemex-brewed coffee.

see, What did I tell you  ...

Uppity MissP Fa Gras Escargot Organic Pampered Hen Egg sandwich on Vintage China  .

Much less a plastic cup. I

Oh but surely you have a Red Solo Cup

Rosenthal made exact replicas of this typical german paper plate for sausage, in porcelain.  And also exact replicas of this plastic water cooler cup, in a sort of thin pyrex glass.

I love that and would die to have a set of those.

Mecch I would lvoe to go through your china cabinets and closets sometime.

-W

[Miss Philicia]

Actually that large white plate is neither vintage nor particularly expensive. The other stuff is though, but not exorbitantly.

If you drive a Mercedes you shouldn't be so fucking cheap. No twink likes a cheap fag date with shrunken balls and a needle dick. Much less one that eats copious amounts of fake tacos from a drive through.

Of course, since they all seem to easily steal your wallet on a monthly basis I suppose you have no choice but to use paper plates and plastic cups. Maybe that's Meech's issue too. I see a cute marriage between you two in the future.

[WillyWump]

Ok haterz.

I had 2 eggs left so I went ahead and fried them up for dinner, along with some thick cut bacon and my soon-to-be world famous breakfast potatoes seasoned with Thyme and Lemon Pepper...

And it is Saturday night so I went ahead and stepped it up and used the Leftover Thanksgiving Paper plates  Yes, that is a picture of a Turkey on the plate.

Extra credit- That's a TV tray, and I ate shirtless with shorts and socks on in front of the TV.

You're welcome.

[Miss Philicia]

Is that store-brand ketchup on your eggs?

ps: my roasted potatoes are better, as they have garlic and sea salt with ample olive oil all over them while roasting, as well as rosemary.

pps: I'm about to have some lovely left-over gruyere mac & cheese, a grilled pork loin and sautéed bok choy.

[Rev. Moon]

And it is Saturday night so I went ahead and stepped it up and used the Leftover Thanksgiving Paper plates  Yes, that is a picture of a Turkey on the plate.

Extra credit- That's a TV tray, and I ate shirtless with shorts and socks on in front of the TV.

You're welcome.

How utterly cute.  Not.

Here's how I picture you, except that I'll give you a very chic wife-beater, cause I can't fathom the thought of you without a shirt on.  Manboobs might be considered too pornographic for this classy thread.



Now you're welcome.

[Miss Philicia]

I don't even own TV trays. I dine next to my computer on my Eames desk, currently adorned with a lovely aluminum Christmas tree with a blue decor theme.

[WillyWump]

I don't even own TV trays. I dine next to my computer on my Eames desk, currently adorned with a lovely aluminum Christmas tree with a blue decor theme.

ok, it is a cute tree

[Miss Philicia]

I thought I'd throw in an "outfit" pictar now that you've brought up the subject: 

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

ok, it is a cute tree

Oh please.  You know you haven't experienced this much love since the last time one of your twinks set his sight on you as a mark 

PS: I'll bet you have a color wheel to go with your 6-ft. aluminum tree.

[Miss Philicia]

PS: I'll bet you have a color wheel to go with your 6-ft. aluminum tree.

I want one. This is just a miniature 2 ft. tree that I have on my desk. Normally I shun Christmas decor, but my mother shoved it at me at Thanksgiving because she knows I've always wanted a vintage aluminum one. They're expensive if in pristine condition and original box. And yes, a rotating color wheel is simply a must. One day I will procure such things, but I don't have a lot of storage space in my tiny penthouse pied-a-terre.

[WillyWump]

I thought I'd throw in an "outfit" pictar now that you've brought up the subject: 

DO you think once we could possibly see your beady coal eyes? I bet you sleep in sunglasses.

[Miss Philicia]

Chile pa-leez. I'm like the male Anna Wintour! Always have sunglasses on!

[WillyWump]

anyone ever had these? I sauntered down to my corner store to see if I could maybe get the last Twinkie or Fried Pie, and all the Hostess products were cleared off and these were in their place. I've never seen these before.

One is Butterscotch Krimpits, I mean who can refuse that!

I've just had the Cupcakes and they are very nice.

[buginme2]

TastyKakes were huge when I was a kid.  They are mainly on the east coast.

The peanut butter candy cakes are my favorite!! so good.

Way better than hostess.