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Author Topic: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse  (Read 2852 times)

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Offline Winiroo

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A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
« on: March 27, 2008, 07:34:18 pm »
I'm easily amused. I thought some of you might be too.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid980289705?bctid=1460810404

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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2008, 09:05:42 pm »
"Never wear a dual-strap man-kini with knee high suede boots" :D

Words to live by.
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Offline Winiroo

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Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2008, 09:38:05 pm »


LMAO

From the movie Zardoz (1974)

Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbGVIdA3dx0
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Offline Snowangel

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Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2008, 09:40:47 pm »
Oh my Gawd...that is scary!
I would have no problem with abstinence if the men looked and dressed like that  ;D
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Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important

The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge..

One thing you can give and still keep...is your word.

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

Offline Winiroo

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Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2008, 05:53:41 pm »
Can you believe that is Sean Connery. James Bond, voted People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" in 1989?

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Offline Snowangel

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Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2008, 05:56:01 pm »
No way!  He looks much better with white hair.  Did he have a nose job?  His nose looks huge in that pic.
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Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important

The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge..

One thing you can give and still keep...is your word.

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

Offline Winiroo

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Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2008, 07:24:51 pm »
LOL I have no idea. His package doesn't look all that impressive either.
Obviously he is a grower and not a shower.
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Offline bear60

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Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2008, 01:34:03 pm »
You know what they say about men with big hands, feet, noses....etc.
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Offline bear60

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Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2008, 02:04:21 pm »


Then Jimmy turns around and she sees he has no nipples and she throws herself screaming off the nearest pier.

Just kiddin'! Jimmy knows that most women prefer their men to have smooth, hairless, feminine bodies. That's why he gets his chest waxed! But first and foremost, Jimmy is a man. A man's man. So when his latest round of waxing pulled his nipples right off, Jimmy didn't so much as grit his teeth! Because that would be a sign of weakness. And does he cover up his curious amputation? HELL NO. Because that unlicensed and probably illegal Brazilian waxer had played right into Jimmy's hands! Because Jimmy's been around. And Jimmy knows. If the ladies love a hairless chest, they'll go apeshit over a chest with no hair and no nipples! Finally, Jimmy's vast, rotating coterie of girlfriends can run their busy fingers over his slab-like body without hitting the "speedbumps" as they used to call them. No, it's "smooth sailing" for old Jimmy Banion from here on in.



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Offline Winiroo

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Re: A Children's Guide to the Apocalypse
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2008, 04:37:50 pm »
LOL
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