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Offline aupointillimite

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I can make pee pee!
« on: April 06, 2007, 11:58:02 am »
Big Bertha is out, and I can take a piss all by myself!

You don't appreciate it until you're forced to.

That and walking like a normal person.

Huzzah!

This happy moment was brought to you by massive quantities of Cipro.

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Offline Bucko

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Re: I can make pee pee!
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2007, 12:06:32 pm »
Does that mean  our date is still on?

Brent
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: I can make pee pee!
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2007, 12:20:37 pm »
Quote from: Bucko on April 06, 2007, 12:06:32 pm
Does that mean  our date is still on?

Brent
(Who believes in give and take sometimes)

You know it!

Oh God... I wish to do the happy pee pee dance.  Which I would have to make up. 

What did I learn this week?  The prostate giveth and it also taketh away.
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Offline Peter6836

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Re: I can make pee pee!
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2007, 12:21:32 pm »
Good for you Benji, now take good care of yourself!!!!!
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Offline Dachshund

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Re: I can make pee pee!
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2007, 12:24:34 pm »
Did this happen when they pulled your plug? Click on pic to view.

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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: I can make pee pee!
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2007, 12:36:17 pm »
Quote from: Peter6836 on April 06, 2007, 12:21:32 pm
Good for you Benji, now take good care of yourself!!!!!

I have been.

Over the past few months, cocaine and booze have lost a lot of their allure for me... and I've been doing them less and less.  I don't really touch drugs anymore... not because I think it's wrong... just because I'm bored with them.  Hell, I had a six pack of beer last me more than a week in the fridge... four months ago, it would have lasted me one, possibly two hours.

As it is, spending my time sober and sleeping properly are exciting because they're such novel sensations for me.

And Doxie... that's pretty much what happened.   :D  It was great.
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Offline Bucko

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Re: I can make pee pee!
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2007, 12:45:15 pm »
Quote from: aupointillimite on April 06, 2007, 12:20:37 pm
You know it!

Oh God... I wish to do the happy pee pee dance.  Which I would have to make up. 

What did I learn this week?  The prostate giveth and it also taketh away.

Matty had a trademarked All-Purpose Happy Dance that he used for just these kinda situations: Bris, Birthdays and Bertha's Bye-Byes.

I'd show it to you but might start a thunderstorm.

Brent
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Offline MSPspud

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Re: I can make pee pee!
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2007, 02:06:39 pm »
Quote from: aupointillimite on April 06, 2007, 12:36:17 pm
As it is, spending my time sober and sleeping properly are exciting because they're such novel sensations for me.

Oh, you'll get bored with that too  ;)
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: I can make pee pee!
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2007, 02:21:55 pm »
Quote from: MSPspud on April 06, 2007, 02:06:39 pm
Oh, you'll get bored with that too  ;)

Well, it's been five years since I've gone so long without getting wasted.

Huh.

It's nice not having bags under my eyes, too!
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Offline MSPspud

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Re: I can make pee pee!
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2007, 02:39:18 pm »
Just don't get cultish with your sobriety, missy. 

Yes, there are vanity benefits to sobriety.  When you get older (don't you just love that phrase), you'll need to lay off of it all for weight's sake.  That in itself is what's kept me from the weeknight glass of wine, beer, etc. 
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Offline woodshere

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Re: I can make pee pee!
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2007, 04:00:55 pm »
Be careful who you make this statement too.  You might bring out the yellow hankie crowd.  Which isn't bad if that is one's thing...... ;)

Woods
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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: I can make pee pee!
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2007, 04:05:10 pm »
Quote from: MSPspud on April 06, 2007, 02:39:18 pm
Just don't get cultish with your sobriety, missy. 

Don't worry.  Taking on someone else's dogma has never really been a huge thing of mine.
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Offline manchesteruk

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Re: I can make pee pee!
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2007, 08:35:26 pm »
I'm going to regret this i'm sure but what was big bertha?
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Offline budndallastx

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Re: I can make pee pee!
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2007, 09:37:54 am »
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I'm going to regret this i'm sure but what was big bertha?

See this thread .. he had an unfortunate complication with a "social disease" ..

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=10918.0
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