Mucky Bucket O' Net Nasties: Change My Pitch Up

[Matty the Damned]

Dear Bastard Red Haired Step-Children,

Matty the Damned cannot help but notice that of late the tedious shade of beige has once again started to tinge this double-wide family grope we like to call The Forums. So as the medics are stacking the bodies at Virginia Tech ever higher, he feels it falls to him to dredge up some vile offerings from his much feared Mucky Bucket O' Net Nasties^TM to inject just a little bit of Teh Awesome into this place once more.

As usual, should you be wondering if these links are in the Not Safe For Work category just remember they've been posted in an AIDS forums by an Australian homosexual who styles himself as Matty the Damned. If you click one of these from your call center cubicle when you should be harrassing people about changing their long-distance provider, you deserve to be fired.

Idiots.

First up a GooTube posting. Dial-Up weenies set your Complain-O-Phones to Full Whine whilst the rest of get down and shake it to this hippy classic video reset to the tunes of The Prodigy. It's official, Baby Boomers have absolutely no shame.

Cum Guzzlers of the World Unite! Finally you have a place to login, sit back, chew the fat and share recipes. Enjoy!!

Matty the Damned is well aware that there is more than one AIDSMEDS member who could do with a fragrance change. Don't say he never gives you anything.

Busted your inflatable girlfriend in a serious way? Fret not, my lovelies! Even the most grevious injuries can be repaired with the judicious application of rubber cement and a little know-how.

Fondles,

MtD

[Lis]

Matty.... thats a weak attempt at other colors.... (heheheheheheheh)

PLEASE~~~~~


(I would like to paint the forum yellow and ......)

[DingoBoi]

not up to usual par..

tsk tsk.

I shun you.

[Lis]

it is up to par... he failed to post a map for the color disabled...

[milker]

ROFL I love the Prodigy remix 

Milker (who will try to find a beige condom in his condom bag)

Edited to add: (and the bag is brown)

[Queen Tokelove]

I love your charm as usual, Matty.