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Offline milker

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Oh if it was so easy with men
« on: September 05, 2007, 11:23:20 pm »
I give my puppy food and she loves me for that. I give her hugs and she loves me for that. I buy her toys and treats and she loves me for that. I scratch her belly and she loves me for that.

Actually.. when I think about it.. it's that easy for men too. Buy food, hugs, toys, treats, scratch their belly and they will love you for that. It just costs more.

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Re: Oh if it was so easy with men
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2007, 11:43:06 pm »
no need to buy me food, Milker. I'd be more than content with the hugs, toys and tummy rubs.
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Re: Oh if it was so easy with men
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2007, 11:45:27 pm »
Quote from: fearless on September 05, 2007, 11:43:06 pm
no need to buy me food, Milker. I'd be more than content with the hugs, toys and tummy rubs.
Who's a good boy?
will you settle for a candy bar or do you need a mercedes ?

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Re: Oh if it was so easy with men
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2007, 03:21:25 am »
I do not need a Mercedes, they are overrated.  Had one, it was in the shop more than out of it.  Could not wait to get rid of it.  I would just be happy to some day see Milker out and about in Hillcrest with his pup.  I bet mine is bigger but they could still play.
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Offline mjmel

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Re: Oh if it was so easy with men
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2007, 11:21:33 am »
Quote from: milker on September 05, 2007, 11:23:20 pm

Actually.. when I think about it.. it's that easy for men too. Buy food, hugs, toys, treats, scratch their belly and they will love you for that. It just costs more.

Milker.

I hold that men are inferior to dogs in making good pets. 
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Re: Oh if it was so easy with men
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2007, 02:06:12 pm »
Quote from: mjmel on September 06, 2007, 11:21:33 am
I hold that men are inferior to dogs in making good pets. 

There are days when I feel like ending this sentence at "men are inferior to dogs."  I suppose they both have their place.   ;)

I wish I could understand how my dog gets so excited eating the same food each and every day.



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Re: Oh if it was so easy with men
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2007, 04:25:35 pm »
Buck, maybe your dog is smart enough to appreciate what she's got rather than what she doesn't have?

In any case, she looks like one swell companion.

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Re: Oh if it was so easy with men
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2007, 05:22:21 pm »
It's not like both haven't stained my bed.
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Re: Oh if it was so easy with men
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2007, 02:50:52 am »
Quote from: Iggy on September 06, 2007, 05:22:21 pm
It's not like both haven't stained my bed.

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Re: Oh if it was so easy with men
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2007, 04:58:48 am »
Cats are good too :-)

I type this as my cat is under my computer desk, her little fluffy head resting on my foot... worst thing about having a pet cat is finding food that a fussy cat will eat :-(

She spends her time from under my desk to her little hutch

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Re: Oh if it was so easy with men
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2007, 05:17:14 am »
Quote from: BuckmarkTX on September 06, 2007, 02:06:12 pm

I wish I could understand how my dog gets so excited eating the same food each and every day.


Because it comes from your wonderful hands, Mr BuckMark, TX.
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Re: Oh if it was so easy with men
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2007, 01:25:22 pm »
I would like to find a man who's as easy to take care of, and who stays as loyal as dogs/cats. ;)
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Offline mjmel

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Re: Oh if it was so easy with men
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2007, 08:00:09 pm »
Quote from: Bettytacy on September 07, 2007, 01:25:22 pm
I would like to find a man who's as easy to take care of, and who stays as loyal as dogs/cats. ;)

Bettytacy, I have one. So, they are out there.....sweety.
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