I flame....

[thunter34]

Wow, it really is, on IFC. I didn't even know I had that channel

dammit! now Jamie knows, too!  i wasn't gonna let him know since he has me on Ignore.

That would learn him!

In fact, I wish Henry was here.  We could have a totally separate conversation from the rest of the thread right under Jamie's nose.

[Iggy]

yeah but did my professor meth lab pic work?

[Miss Philicia]

tee hee hee....


whoever ISN'T ignored should just quote the posts of all of us who are.

this is confusing, can you clarify?

[bryonut]

 I ruined everything!  

I should go cut myself

[David_CA]

Oh you know he's secretly peaking at the posts... even the ones from Timmy and Henry.  I mean, who cold resist?

[bryonut]

yeah but did my professor meth lab pic work?

no

[Bucko]

I see the time out did a world of good.

Brent
(Who is ever-hopeful for improvement)

[Iggy]

this is confusing, can you clarify?

Well I had posted before and after pics of Tina on Tina ...well not really, but it was this joke, see....and one of them didn't show up....so I said godfuckingdammnit or something....anyway Tim asked where Tina would get the Tina and I found a pic of the professor with his lab stuff and thought, like you know meth lab!  SO I posted....but now I'm not sure if it is visible.

I hope that helps

[JamieD]

People who brag about what they drive, how they do not get tickets because they outsmart the state troopers...

Not bragging about my car. I would only be bragging if I had, in fact, paid for it myself. It was a gift for finishing high school, hardly worth bragging about. It was part of my flame how people assume I get paid well because I drive a luxury car. I don't.
What can I say about outsmarting state troopers? It's a talent that I have and not many others do. If that's bragging.... oh well. I have saved myself well over $3000 (US) for my talent, and possibly many days in court and possibly jail time. I play dumb very well. Pretending to not know the difference between Kilometres and miles gets me a long way. I am afraid that one day I will get a police officer who realises that Britain uses miles and not kilometres on their speed signs.

[Iggy]

no

godfucikingdamnit!

here's the link http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/westerns/russelljohnson/russelljohnson7.jpg

[thunter34]

Oh you know he's secretly peaking at the posts... even the ones from Timmy and Henry.  I mean, who cold resist?

you're on Ignore, aren't ya?  let's talk about something completely contrary to the theme of this thread- right under the radar- just for kicks!

whaddya say?

[Miss Philicia]

godfucikingdamnit!

here's the link http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/westerns/russelljohnson/russelljohnson7.jpg

That redirects to the index page.  But I highly recommend folks to click on "Tarzan" and then Miles O'Keeffe!

[Iggy]

That redirects to the index page.  But I highly recommend folks to click on "Tarzan" and then Miles O'Keeffe!

godfuckingdamnit

[JamieD]

The remake was actually better than the original...one of the few times such a thing happens.

God, I can't imagine how bad the original was then. This thing should have been rated PG-13 at the most.

[Iggy]

God, I can't imagine how bad the original was then. This thing should have been rated PG-13 at the most.

I think it was made for Showtime to be honest

[milker]

 let's talk about something completely contrary to the theme of this thread- right under the radar

As long as it's in kilometers per hour.

Milker.

[Miss Philicia]

godfuckingdamnit

is that what you want?

[thunter34]

god, i totally had the hots for the professor.


imagine if the professor could hook me up with some home cooked meth...

you'd NEVER get me off his dick.

[Bucko]

That redirects to the index page.  But I highly recommend folks to click on "Tarzan" and then Miles O'Keeffe!

Nice, but I think Ron Ely is a regular at The Ramrod Ft Lauderdale. The only Tarzan in history with flabby abs.

[Bucko]

god, i totally had the hots for the professor.


imagine if the professor could hook me up with some home cooked meth...

you'd NEVER get me off his dick.

The professor was wicked hot, almost as hot as Don West (who I think took speed).

[Iggy]

is that what you want?

Yep.  That was it!

[David_CA]

Didn't the Professor have a gay son who died from AIDS a few years back? 

[thunter34]

the professor WAS wicked hot.  glad to hear someone else backin' me on that!

don west also.  i may have even liked the professor more, though.

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david-  you're on ignore.  let's talk shit! 

milker, are you?  if so, ok...but you said something before about kilos or something.

i'm like the typical american- i can't do anything metric.  unless it's to weigh out tina.

[Iggy]

Didn't the Professor have a gay son who died from AIDS a few years back? 

According to wikipedia:

His son David ran the AIDS program for Los Angeles, California until his death of AIDS in 1994. Johnson has been a full-time volunteer for AIDS research fundraising since his son was diagnosed.

[David_CA]

t
david-  you're on ignore.  let's talk shit! 

Well of course, dear.

[David_CA]

According to wikipedia:

His son David ran the AIDS program for Los Angeles, California until his death of AIDS in 1994. Johnson has been a full-time volunteer for AIDS research fundraising since his son was diagnosed.

That's where I read it.  I'd forgotten the source.

David

[Matty the Damned]

MtD

[Bucko]

the professor WAS wicked hot.  glad to hear someone else backin' me on that!

don west also.  i may have even liked the professor more, though.

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david-  you're on ignore.  let's talk shit! 

milker, are you?  if so, ok...but you said something before about kilos or something.

i'm like the typical american- i can't do anything metric.  unless it's to weigh out tina.

A kilo is 2.2 lbs. A meter is about 38". A liter is about a quart.

Never buy a rabbit from an Arab....ever.

[thunter34]

Never buy a rabbit from an Arab....ever.

Purrfect advice.


And I sure could go for 2.2 lbs of tina.

[Bucko]

Purrfect advice.


And I sure could go for 2.2 lbs of tina.

 I'd have never guessed, Miss LaTrelle.

[thunter34]

I'd have never guessed, Miss LaTrelle.

Wooooooo   !!!

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[milker]

I'm sure i'm on ignore from some members, why?

This thread doesn't weigh more than grams.

Milker.

[Bucko]

I'm sure i'm on ignore from some members, why?

This thread doesn't weigh more than grams.

Milker.

Grams of what?

[Miss Philicia]

Grams of what?

Can you measure "I don't care" in grams?

[thunter34]

I'm sure i'm on ignore from some members, why?

Who knows?

I mean, who gets at odds with a nice guy like Henry??

That's like being arch enemies with the Schmoo or something.  

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[Bucko]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0USou0QGQU

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i6uChtN8YcU

[fearless]

Not bragging about my car. I would only be bragging if I had, in fact, paid for it myself. It was a gift for finishing high school, hardly worth bragging about. It was part of my flame how people assume I get paid well because I drive a luxury car. I don't.
What can I say about outsmarting state troopers? It's a talent that I have and not many others do. If that's bragging.... oh well. I have saved myself well over $3000 (US) for my talent, and possibly many days in court and possibly jail time. I play dumb very well. Pretending to not know the difference between Kilometres and miles gets me a long way. I am afraid that one day I will get a police officer who realises that Britain uses miles and not kilometres on their speed signs.

Your state troopers must be even dumber than how dumb you play. If the speed limit is 60 miles an hour, and you claim to be doing 60 kilometres an hour you are in fact doing about 35 miles an hour and, in fact, not speeding.

But, vent away. the recent full moon has bought all the whackos out from the woodwork. I've done nothing but talk to crack pots since wednesday.

PS. How come you cannot be fired?
PPS. I would never brag about being your age and driving a lexus, no matter who paid for it. it's such an uncool car for a youngin' to be driving around in. just my thoughts.

[thunter34]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0USou0QGQU

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i6uChtN8YcU

somehow those two made perfect sense together.

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and yes, i'd also love to know why he can't be fired.

[Miss Philicia]

xanadu is NO joke

[thunter34]

I play dumb very well.

you'll get no argument from me.

[Bucko]

PPS. I would never brag about being your age and driving a lexus, no matter who paid for it. it's such an uncool car for a youngin' to be driving around in. just my thoughts.

Agreed. Young people driving $60,000 vehicles is the height of vulgarity, like women in their 20s wearing diamonds. It's not done.

somehow those two made perfect sense together.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZyFchpuXIU

BB goes with everything...the ideal triad.

[Matty the Damned]

MtD

[JeffInNYC]

I flame....

- People who correct my spelling and get all cocky about it like they are a rocket scientist or something, when I am only using a different form of English then they are.

"Then" they are?  I think you meant to say "than" they are.  Sometimes "than" is used after some adverbs and adjectives expressing choice or diversity, such as other, otherwise, else, anywhere, or different, to introduce an alternative or denote a difference in kind, place, style, identity, etc.).  For example, "I had no choice other than that."

Feel free to correct me if Im wrong, but then Id have to flame you.   

[Matty the Damned]

Ouch! Dissed by Jeff. There can be no greater shame . . .

MtD

[JeffInNYC]

Ouch! Dissed by Jeff. There can be no greater shame . . .

MtD

Even the damned one must admit that was good. 

[Bucko]

xanadu is NO joke

The movie that singlehandedly killed off cinematic musicals as a genre, ended Disco and destroyed the careers of ELO and ONJ is indeed no joke.

"

Feel free to correct me if Im wrong, but then Id have to flame you.   

Nah, he'll just put you on his enormous ignore list.

[Matty the Damned]

Even the damned one must admit that was good.

Trust you to fuck up a good run by seeking approval like the eternal beta male you are Jeff. 

MtD

[JeffInNYC]

Even the damned one must admit that was good.

Trust you to fuck up a good run by seeking approval like the eternal beta male you are Jeff. 

MtD

beta male with alpha tendencies.

[milker]

Ok so let's recap.

I flame....

- People who think that I must have money because I drive a Lexus SUV. Atleast once a day (when at work) a patron will say to me "Oh, it's good to see that they are paying you well.". Guess what? They're not. I got my Lexus SUV as a gift for my 18th birthday. I didn't have to pay a dime for it.

Ok. You have a Lexus and people think you're rich. I guess your parents are rich. Maybe that's what they're thinking.

- People who report me to my manager and insist I should be fired. I can't be fired. And the next time I see you I am going to rub it in your face that I can't be fired.

Ok. Unless you're your own boss then you can be fired. If you think you cannot be fire because someone will protect you from being fired is weak.

People who are mean to the Elderly. Show some fucking respect to the sweet old lady standing in line behind you. Let her fucking go in front of you. I don't care if you're in a rush.

Not every old lady deserves respect. I agree with you on the overall attitude towards elderly people but some old ladies are bitches. And I will shut the door on them.

- Virginia State Troopers who pull me over for speeding and then don't give me a ticket. If you're not going to give me a ticket then don't waste my time pulling me over. I have been pulled over twice this past week, and a total of 5 times in my life and NEVER been given a ticket. I guess I play the dumb british boy very well.

I hope they have internet access in jail.

-People who ask me is I am from Australia. Do I frickin sound like I am from Australia?

Yes.

People who call anyone who doesn't agree with their viewpoint a "denier".

It's called Denialist, not Denier.

- Fundies who demand respect from those of us who don't aren't thiests, and that we respect their faith but will constantly disrespect non-thiests and don't respect their requests to not be evangelised to.

Try again in english.

People who correct my spelling and get all cocky about it like they are a rocket scientist or something, when I am only using a different form of English then they are.

Try Shakespeare english. It's understood by many.

-My French professor who feels she needs to say everyone's attempt at speaking French is "good", even when they are sometimes COMPLETELY wrong.

Certainement.

My sister who feels like she can tell me that she believes homosexuality is a sin, yet she is pregant with her second child (both by different men) and living with a man with whom she is not married.

That sucks. Sorry about that. Not sure how to deal with this.

The Pro-Life whackjobs who stand out side hospitals with redtape with the words "LIFE" written over it. The same thing for those nutsos who put up anti-choice posters outside of the Houses of Parliament. I'd light the posters on fire if I wouldn't go to jail for it. 

I have no comment on pro-life, I am not a woman and I have not been able to figure out what is best for women and how the government can help women and their partners on that issue. It's a very difficult subject.

Milker.

[Bucko]

beta male with alpha tendencies.

Such does not exist, darling.