Nutrition, Wumpette Style

[Jeff G]

I've never had biscotti, sushi or cannoli.  (or most of the other things mentioned in this thread).  Hell, I can't even pronounce half of them.

Its the fav food of snarky bitches . 

[Dachshund]

Hell, we can get sushi at the gas station. I use two Slim Jims as chopsticks.

[Miss Philicia]

Do you really eat at Olive Garden?

[wolfter]

Its the fav food of snarky bitches . 

OH, guess I'm not one as I'll NEVER eat bait.  I truly don't think they even serve sushi around these parts.

wolfie,
you aren't missing anything.
just because a food ends in the letter "i" doesn't make it taste good.

I was raised by a stepfather who immigrated from Italy as a child.  He laughed at what Americans call spaghetti. 

[Miss Philicia]

I use two Slim Jims as chopsticks.

Artisanal jerky is all the rage up here!

[Jeff G]

I have been known to use my cherry licorice as a straw to drink chocolate milk but slim Jim chop sticks sound good too

[Buckmark]

Artisanal jerky is all the rage up here!

Don't eat too much jerky, Miss P -- I hear it can cause cancer in the armpits.   

[Jeff G]

Don't eat too much jerky, Miss P -- I hear it can cause cancer in the armpits.   

Better go easy on Miss P , she's been rather crabby today .

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

Better go easy on Miss P , she's been rather crabby today .

That's a side effect from too much working out.  Testosterone overload will do it every time.

[Miss Philicia]

Don't eat too much jerky, Miss P -- I hear it can cause cancer in the armpits.   

Oh, I just saw it at the hipster foodie shop yesterday (note: a five block walk). I don't think I've ever eaten jerky my entire life. Plus I'm afraid it would mess up the effects of how I apply Androgel to my body every 30 minutes.

[Jeff G]

Oh, I just saw it at the hipster foodie shop yesterday (note: a five block walk). I don't think I've ever eaten jerky my entire life. Plus I'm afraid it would mess up the effects of how I apply Androgel to my body every 30 minutes.

I heard if you put too much gel on and hug a baby it will grow a mustache in minutes , I would be careful if I were you .

[WillyWump]

n and hug a baby  .

MissP hug a baby? LMAO!!!! Bahahahahahaha!

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

MissP hug a baby? LMAO!!!! Bahahahahahaha!

I'd be willing to hug you if you'd only change that fucking avatar.

But let's get back to nutrition, shall we?

Who's up for some Six degrees of (Kevin) Bacon

PS Wumpy: Mr. Bacon is originally from Philadelphia.  Bonus points if you can tell us how far from Philicia's apartment he grew up.

[WillyWump]

PS Wumpy: Mr. Bacon is originally from Philadelphia.  Bonus points if you can tell us how far from Philicia's apartment he grew up.

A mere 7.5 blocks?

[Rev. Moon]

Eyetalian? is this not the correct pronunciation? Im confused.

Heaven help us  .  I guess you order spaghetti with ketchup directly from Eyetally. 

[mitch777]

A mere 7.5 blocks?

maybe.
nobody actually lives on her block any more.

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

A mere 7.5... ?

No one said anything about inches 

[phildinftlaudy]

LOL...
Boehner was explaining this very thing to Michelle - see her reaction?   

[mitch777]

LOL...
Boehner was explaining this very thing to Michelle - see her reaction?   

priceless. LOL!!!

[Miss Philicia]

She's totally over having to sit next to drunk Ole Boehner. He's definitely passed out by now.

ps: I'm having wild mushroom agnolotti courtesy of Buitoni tonight

[WillyWump]

ps: I'm having wild mushroom agnolotti courtesy of Buitoni tonight

Since I went big and had buffet Sushi for lunch, I'm toning it down for dinner and having a Bologna sandwhich with tortilla chips and chowchow for dinner.

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

Since I went big and had buffet Sushi for lunch, I'm toning it down for dinner and having a Bologna sandwhich with tortilla chips and chowchow for dinner.

I can hear your theme song playing in the background now.

[Miss Philicia]

Wow, people actually admit to buying bologna? Now, on that note Miss P is a HUGE HUGE HUGE fan of mortadella, specifically the proper Italian kind with pistachios.

[WillyWump]

Wow, people actually admit to buying bologna? .

Clearly you've never had fried Bologna

[Miss Philicia]

Clearly you've never had fried Bologna

Oh sure. My mother used to make bologna boats when I was a child, and I loved them. But would I ever eat them as an adult? No.

ps: dessert tonight is dark chocolate with sea salt, and Pequea Valley Yogurt (plain) with amber agave nectar drizzled over it.

[WillyWump]

Oh sure. My mother used to make bologna boats

oh yes, I had those too. I also had doggy boats, using hot dogs isntead of bologna. Sometimes on saturday nights she would put tomato sauce in the mashed potates. Wooooo Doggy!

[Miss Philicia]

oh yes, I had those too. I also had doggy boats, using hot dogs isntead of bologna. Sometimes on saturday nights she would put tomato sauce in the mashed potates. Wooooo Doggy!

That's really verging on Honey Boo Boo Sketi-style cooking.

Speaking of reality television, I've decided to give Vanderpump Rules a second chance when it airs at 10 PM. I just enjoy seeing how far Jax leaves his black trim-fit dress shirts unbuttoned while bartending.

[Rev. Moon]

Speaking of reality television, I've decided to give Vanderpump Rules a second chance when it airs at 10 PM. I just enjoy seeing how far Jax leaves his black trim-fit dress shirts unbuttoned while bartending.

Disgusting. 

[Miss Philicia]

Disgusting. 

The show or Jax? Jax is hot. The show is a mess.

[Rev. Moon]

The show or Jax? Jax is hot. The show is a mess.

Both.  I'd go straight and eat that blonde bitchy girl's cooter before doing anything with alcoholic poser Jax.

[Miss Philicia]

Both.  I'd go straight and eat that blonde bitchy girl's cooter before doing anything with alcoholic poser Jax.

Barbara please -- that package is signed, sealed and delivered!

[WillyWump]

Both.  I'd go straight and eat that blonde bitchy girl's cooter before doing anything with alcoholic poser Jax.

WIth all that kinda action, I may ahve to watch this show now.

[mitch777]

i'm SO sorry to interupt this fascinating conversation, but can't help myself from commenting on ALL of your lovely new avatar photos!
LMAO!!!
you might want to hit rewind.

PS-(someone noticed your efforts)

[Rev. Moon]

i'm SO sorry to interupt this fascinating conversation, but can't help myself from commenting on ALL of your lovely new avatar photos!
LMAO!!!
you might want to hit rewind.

PS-(someone noticed your efforts)

Time to add one of your own Michellita.  Join our bodybuilder partay!

[mitch777]

Time to add one of your own Michellita.  Join our bodybuilder partay!

LOL!
By the time I get my new beautifullish bod up on line you all will have changed yours to cheerleaders with too much leg hair.

[WillyWump]

LOL!
By the time I get my new beautifullish bod up on line you all will have changed yours to cheerleaders with too much leg hair.

No, I like your current avatar with all the green things going on.

[mitch777]

No, I like your current avatar with all the green things going on.

LMOA!
i guess i should have changed shirts.
didn't think about it at the time.

[Rev. Moon]

No, I like your current avatar with all the green things going on.

That's because Mitchelitta exudes money and class.  You, on the other hand, exude fried foods, lite beer, and Middle-Eastern tacos.

[mitch777]

That's because Mitchelitta exudes money and class.  You, on the other hand, exude fried foods, lite beer, and Middle-Eastern tacos.

lol! i won't tell you what i really exude.

ok...
i left myself wide open.
night night.

[WillyWump]

fried foods, lite beer,

mmmmmm. I could really go for some fried skrimps right about now

[Rev. Moon]

mmmmmm. I could really go for some fried skrimps right about now

I'm craving donuts.  It's all your fault.  Screw you, you unhealthy AIDS-infested catty queen.

[phildinftlaudy]

Time to add one of your own Michellita.  Join our bodybuilder partay!

I have been contemplating changing my years old picture of the hood cat with attitude... especially since he has been hitting the juice...

[Buckmark]

mmmmmm. I could really go for some fried skrimps right about now

Wumpy, you know where to get the best fried shrimp in Austin, don't you?

Quality Seafood, on Airport Blvd, near Ranch Road 2222:  http://www.qualityseafoodmarket.com/

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

LOL!
By the time I get my new beautifullish bod up on line you all will have changed yours to cheerleaders with too much leg hair.

Didn't you know according to Miss Manners, there are occasions when it's perfectly acceptable to be tardy to the party?

Stick with us girl, you'll earn those princess points yet.

[Ann]

I just read an article last night about how western demand has placed that grain right out of the economic reach of the people who primarily subsist on it.  It actually came to me by way of Mother Mark or a link from one of his posts on FB.
 

That's sad. Thanks for the heads-up Tim. I'll have to look into it and think carefully before I buy more quinoa.

[Miss Philicia]

Wumpy, you know where to get the best fried shrimp in Austin, don't you?

Quality Seafood, on Airport Blvd, near Ranch Road 2222:  http://www.qualityseafoodmarket.com/

Just so Mitchypoo knows, the best purveyor of quality seafood (read: they supply to all the 4-star local restaurants) is Ippolito's. And it's 2.5 blocks from me

Also, there is a variety of quinoa called "Sea Level Quinoa" that is grown at lower elevations suitable for domestic US cultivation, it's just that most people prefer the quality of the Andes variety. I'm sure if you apply yourself and look around you can locate this, and thus save Bolivians from making more money and treating themselves to Big Macs.

In fact, if you squishy feel-good liberals weren't so fucking entitled and lazy you would grow your own Sea Level Quinoa in your gardens.

[Miss Philicia]

So I have to go out in 20℉/-6℃ weather (wind chill of 8℉ due to 20mph winds) to have my blood work done. Should I opt for Five Guys after that, or have a sharp Italian hoagie from Primo's?

Or should I pull a Guilhermina and go for $9 blood orange margaritas at El Vez? Actually that's too nice for her tastes... though they disappoint for lack of goat meat option.

Oh, Rev. Moon -- I have located this place called Karina's (within walking distance, Mitchell!) that always has goat stew on their menu. It's a dinner-only place though. I'll have to try it out -- I'm sure it's delish. Speaking of such things, if you're ever in San Juan you should locate La Casita Blanca on 351 Calle Tapia. It's in a rather depressed area, but it's so known that it's one of those places that anyone running for Governor has to be seen eating at. And they have divine rabbit and goat creole-style stews seriously just to die for. Oh, and pigs' trotters!

[Miss Philicia]

I went to Primo's for a hoagie after my (nasty) visit to the HIV clinic. For some reason there were a lot of people there and they all needed to bathe. And there was one guy there with THE.MOST.HIDEOUS shirt I've ever seen so I had to send it to Guilhermina from my phone

But first, the sammich -- it was extra delish this time as the peppers were extra spicy. And note the Sarcone's bakery bread. This is why only hoagies from Philly pass the test!



And now.... THAT SHIRT

[Jeff G]

We have a most splendid place a mere 3 blocks from my house called subway and they have a choice of 7 breads that are baked on site ... all that for 5 bucks . 

[Miss Philicia]

NOT
THE
SAME

Wow, so I'm looking at their web site and they started franchising, and there's a fucking Primo Hoagies now in Leesburg, VA where my parents live. I'll have to take them. The bread can't possibly be Sarcone's. Other than one in Maryland all the rest are in PA or NJ, so the rest of you suckers can suffer. And they're definitely not $5

Primo's also ONLLY uses premium Thumann's all natural deli meat.

edit: evidently the one in Leesburg has their bread shipped fresh daily from the City of Brotherly Homicide, according to yelp.