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Title: New Toilets for Fort Lauderdale
Post by: whizzer on July 10, 2007, 09:15:36 pm
Well, this beats the hell outta anything I've ever seen.  It seems like all conservative christian males ever think about is homosexual relations.

http://www.365gay.com/Newscon07/07/070407toilet.htm (http://www.365gay.com/Newscon07/07/070407toilet.htm)
Title: Re: New Toilets for Fort Lauderdale
Post by: thunter34 on July 10, 2007, 09:25:27 pm
Hmpfh....past experience would suggest that almost anytime someone carries on to such a degree about the ills of pervert sex, it's only a matter of time til said person is caught with his pants down- literally.

And to put it bluntly, these meds have sometimes required me to pay visits to the loo than were lengthier than the norm.  I'd hate to have a toilet dictate to me how long my business should properly take.

Just keepin' it real with you good folks.


This idea should be flushed.
Title: Re: New Toilets for Fort Lauderdale
Post by: Matty the Damned on July 10, 2007, 09:27:08 pm
Sorry Whizzer, but this is an asshat!

Matty the Damned already posted about Brother Naugles Robo-toilets in Buckles Career thread. ;) :P

MtD
Title: Re: New Toilets for Fort Lauderdale
Post by: whizzer on July 10, 2007, 09:30:17 pm
Whoops !!

Missed it there.

-Whizzer
(who is abashed)
Title: Re: New Toilets for Fort Lauderdale
Post by: Ann on July 11, 2007, 05:45:36 am
Sounds to me like Mayor Jim Naugle can't resist temptation when he goes to the beach. Maybe his mommy should buy a swimming pool for their backyard. ::)

Ann
(who wouldn't like to hijack Bucko's thread with comments about the odious Mayor Jim Naugle and so thanks the Whiz for starting this thread)
Title: Re: New Toilets for Fort Lauderdale
Post by: GSOgymrat on July 11, 2007, 09:56:49 am
The "robo-john" allows occupants to stay inside for only a short time before the door opens.

According to Naugle it isn't enough time for "illegal sex".


Oh, there is always time for illegal sex.

I see the robo-john as a sexual aid for gay men suffering from premature ejaculation.


Title: Re: New Toilets for Fort Lauderdale
Post by: Ann on July 11, 2007, 10:34:12 am
This is an example of yet another public service type job that has been done away with, to the detriment of people who wish to supplement their meager existence.

In the not so distant past, most public toilet facilities in Britain had attendants, who usually had a small room to the side, with or without a window. The room would contain a table, comfy chair, an ashtray, kettle, Woman's Own magazine - you get the picture. If there was a window overlooking the stalls/washbasin area, it usually had a flowery valance and maybe a net curtain.

I can't speak for what the male attendant in the men's room got up to, but I know the (usually elderly) women on our side of the wall always made me nervous. No, I wasn't afraid of getting jumped - I was paranoid I'd get shouted at for taking too long or making a mess or something. It was the way they looked at you - "Don't you dare leave hair in my sink!" - while running a mop over your toes.

In the past ten years or so, this job opportunity has become a rarity and the little rooms are locked.

I think I'm relieved, actually.

Ann
Title: Re: New Toilets for Fort Lauderdale
Post by: Bucko on July 11, 2007, 02:14:07 pm
The biggest surprise in any of this is that there are any pay toilets in the city to begin with. I've lived here for four years and never seen one.

Brent
(Who's a strict only-at-home guy whenever possible)
Title: Re: New Toilets for Fort Lauderdale
Post by: StacheBC on July 12, 2007, 12:52:55 am
I can just see that little kid in therapy for the rest of their adult life... as the door opened....  because Joe Blow had the Taco Salad special and it took him a bit longer...

Maybe he is hoping to watch something...
"I sit in front of these toilette's every day to insure they are working as expected. Tax dollars bla bla bla".... Sick I tell you.