The AIDSmeds Cabal

[skeebo1969]

I'm going to find my niche by way of merchandising . I'm now taking orders for the Aids meds cabal secret decoder ring for $19.95  but wait that's not all you get ...  

..... if you act now we'll also include autographed pictures of David Carradine's death pics that have been officially notorized for authenticity by Keith Carradine, but wait that's not all......

[Joe K]

I don't do coo lots, so maybe a nice kilt as they are very good at hiding lippo buts.  But rather than focusing on what we might wear, I want to hear what we might do, with our recommitting to the Cabal. I think, for those members, who are unwilling to bend to our will, that we mail them a picture of a severed horse head, as a future warning. For those who don't get that message, our next step would be to capture their avatar and hold it for ransom. With the ultimate punishment being the un-digitizing of said avatar.

Finally, we need someone to help formulate, our nefarious laugh, in print, so we can use it to strike fear into all of our minions.

edited to add: Dennis, do you get the joke now? I purposely used "nefarious" as the word represents the exact opposite of what we all do here.

[Okealyshire]

I'm now taking orders for the Aids meds cabal secret decoder ring for $19.95  but wait that's not all you get ...   

I'm holding out for the Ginsu knives. They'll be handy here. 

[blackwingbear]

I'm holding out for the Ginsu knives. They'll be handy here. 

No kidding!!! 

[newt]

Well, I's just gonna say, if anyone disagrees with me I's gonna shove 3 efavirenz up their mother's butt.

On the other hand, I have been know to change my mind and apologise.

The internet arts of letting shit pass, and also of politely telling someone to stop jerking off in public with their own toes, should of course be taught in high school these days. Since my trade  these days all seems to be 1) young enough to be born of my loins and in college costing me a lot of money for a non-employment skill or 2) their divorced fathers, who am I to complain (actually they are all recently diagnosed and want to talk about meds and shit, but there are side benefits).

The point of being experienced is to tell what's what, the point of being new is to mix it up a bit. It livens up the bus shelter.

The idea of printing up a T that says "I belong to an Internet cabal" is, however, very appealing.

I need to go check and see if my S_vO2 is above 90 yet with the handy finger reader thing a mate got me in Hong Kong or else the poppers is off for another night.

- matt

[anniebc]

I want to give Joe a big hug, and all I can do is type it.  How the fuck is this supposed to really work?

Me to moffie, a big hug to Joe...in answer to your question...of course we can make this work we are a conspiratorial group of plotters/planners..how can we fail..

I want my T-shirt to say "If you're Wicked and you know it clap your hands"

Newt..the only think you should be sucking on this weekend is Oxygen, you needs to get those Sats up..

Hugs
Jan

[PeteNYNJ]

Newt - I needed an Newt to Aidsmeds translator on that last post  

Why are you suffering from low blood oxygen levels?  Did I miss something?

I agree with Jan, lay off the poppers (which is the cause of AIDS btw ) until you can breathe.  We can't have a consistent source of excellent information passing on us!

Pete

[newt]

I am joking about the poppers. I am not going to derail this thread discussing my post H1N1 flu pneumonia, suffice to say it's boring and lead to surrealist internet postings. Actually the finger thingy says its 94 after exercise tonight. The antibiotics are working perhaps. TB test results awaited.

[blackwingbear]

I am joking about the poppers. I am not going to derail this thread discussing my post H1N1 flu pneumonia, suffice to say it's boring and lead to surrealist internet postings. Actually the finger thingy says its 94 after exercise tonight. The antibiotics are working perhaps. TB test results awaited.

TB test usually only takes 24 to 48 hours to get a result if it's the skin-test. Hope you get to feeling better!

[Okealyshire]

jerking off in public with their own toes . . . livens up the bus shelter

It certainly does. I see this here in Seattle every day. Maybe that would look good on a t-shirt?

[Miss Philicia]

I am joking about the poppers.

I'm not joking about poppers -- a trick this afternoon spilt an entire bottle all over a $300 Julius Shulman collectable book!  Can you say "livid"?

[CaptCarl]

I will deign to join the Cabal on the promise that the Cabal will choose a Theme Song or Anthem. If we all kick in a couple of bucks, maybe we could get Trent Reznor to write up a little something for us. I always wanted to be in an Evil Cabal. The Illuminati and the Freemasons won't have me...


CaptCarl

[denb45]

I'm not dancing naked .... Lipo butt .

Don't worry hon, I'm sure you look just fine lipo butt and all  let's both do the lipo butt dance, cause I've got that too 

[Jeff G]

Its a deal . I have no ass and I cant dance but dance I shall !!!

[Miss Philicia]

o hai

[Denver Toad]

Get me cofy 

[Rev. Moon]

As a reminder to all cabal members, the meeting for this week has been moved to Wednesday night.  Password will be required to enter.

[skeebo1969]

As a reminder to all cabal members, the meeting for this week has been moved to Wednesday night.  Password will be required to enter.

Where you ever able to pick up that chicken in Hialeah for the sacrifice?

[Rev. Moon]

Where you ever able to pick up that chicken in Hialeah for the sacrifice?

Yeah, and my new Haitian dealer is getting us a couple of goats.

Philicia is in charge of wardrobe and party favors this week.

[Miss Philicia]

Philicia is in charge of wardrobe and party favors this week.

If that's the case nobody will gain entrance -- but hey, I'm known for having "parties-for-one" if there's a bowl of ketamine.

[Rev. Moon]

If that's the case nobody will gain entrance -- but hey, I'm known for having "parties-for-one" if there's a bowl of ketamine.

Such a hoarder.

[Miss Philicia]

Such a hoarder.

Oh yes -- my nickname used to be Hoover.

[phildinftlaudy]

Oh yes -- my nickname used to be Hoover.

Another name came to mind - but I shall "bite my tongue."

[Rev. Moon]

Oh yes -- my nickname used to be Hoover.

Me too!  They always said I could suck better and deeper than a vacuum cleaner.  The nickname didn't stick around after college.

[Miss Philicia]

Screw lame blow jobs -- I just flip over and charge the hefty toll for the Holland Tunnel.  It's what all the Big Boys want.

[skeebo1969]

Yeah, and my new Haitian dealer is getting us a couple of goats.

Philicia is in charge of wardrobe and party favors this week.

I got to admit ya'll had me nervous at that last AIDSmeds Cabal Sacrifice when you told me, "Skeebo lay on the table with your legs back"...  but was relieved when Rev wiped the goat shit off the bottom of my shoe.

Btw, I don't want to dress as Elizabeth Taylor this time, you guys were pretty mean to me... thinking about not showing up.

[phildinftlaudy]

I got to admit ya'll had me nervous at that last AIDSmeds Cabal Sacrifice when you told me, "Skeebo lay on the table with your legs back"...  but was relieved when Rev wiped the goat shit off the bottom of my shoe.

Btw, I don't want to dress as Elizabeth Taylor this time, you guys were pretty mean to me... thinking about not showing up.

We actually were gonna request that you dress as Whoppi - but then remembered that you no longer had the dreads --- so now we're leaning towards Liza.

[skeebo1969]

We actually were gonna request that you dress as Whoppi - but then remembered that you no longer had the dreads --- so now we're leaning towards Liza.

FUCK man....  I am getting tired of having to sit in wheelchairs.

[Ann]

Skeebs, you could always wear a wig and go as Cher.

[Rev. Moon]

Skeebs, you could always wear a wig and go as Cher.

Or Boy George circa 1982.

I'm going as Penélope Cruz, so I may be a few minutes late coz I gotta go and get my hair did. 

[Miss Philicia]

Skeebs, you could always wear a wig and go as Cher.

We all know he likes it spread eagle -- how else did he end up in this cesspool?

[skeebo1969]

Skeebs, you could always wear a wig and go as Cher.

If it's pre-Bono it might be acceptable...........

Or Boy George circa 1982.

I'm going as Penélope Cruz, so I may be a few minutes late coz I gotta go and get my hair did.  

How in the hell does he get to go as someone current?  Are you guys trying to tell me something?  Fuck man, I'm choosing my own.  I will show up as John Denver before that problem with the desert.

[odyssey]

I think my membership invitation to the AidsMeds Cabal got lost in the mail. Can this month's official leader please resend my membership info via PM?

odyssey

[anniebc]

The only Cabal I know of is a comic book secret society of supervillains and antiheroes in Marvel Comics' main shared universe.

So I'm thinking I will dress as either, Impala or Hera, both Female Super villians from the Marval Comics, I just can't decide which on is more Villainous..

Aroha
Jan

[aztecan]

Hmmm, Cabal wear, eh?

Well, I think I will come as my favorite villian, Anton LeVey - or Ethel Merman.

Can't decide.

If Skeebs is going to be our sacrifice again (how many virginities can one person have?) may I video it this time.

The sketches and still photos just don't do him justice.

[odyssey]

If Skeebs is going to be our sacrifice again (how many virginities can one person have?) may I video it this time.

Its probably something like a cat situation, 9 lives, 9 virginities. Sounds roughly about right. Give or take a few virginities. Guess we'll find out when he stops volunteering, lol.

[Assurbanipal]

I thought caballeros wore chaps 

[northernguy]

Why am I reminded of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-3rikUQ34

[wolfter]

Have I been evil enough yet to get my Kabal key?  I really could try harder!

[Miss Philicia]

Try using your nightly white zinfandel in enema form and you may have a spitting chance. 

[wolfter]

How do you remember these little details?  Is it a systematic conspiracy?

[Hellraiser]

How do you remember these little details?  Is it a systematic conspiracy?

We take notes, a lot of notes.  What kind of Cabal would we be if we weren't keeping up with your personal information and using it against you at a later date?

[Inchlingblue]

Can I go as Minnie Castevet?

[MarcoPoz]

I was thinking Naked Dancing(tm) at every full moon, high holy day, and during the summer solstice and autumnal equinox?

Waht if we already do that???