Author Topic: I usually __________________ when I am drunk. (Read 10188 times)

Ihavehope · « **on:** March 24, 2007, 03:28:59 pm »

I usually _____________________ when I am drunk.

I usually laugh a whole bunch and fall asleep like a baby when I am drunk.

Val · « **Reply #1 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:34:05 pm »

Throw up! Which, thank goodness, does not happen often 'cause I only drink Champagne and Chablis...! These are two heavenly good white wines and don't get me drunk.

Val
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thunter34 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:41:43 pm »

Piss.

A lot.

Dachshund · « **Reply #3 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:51:45 pm »

smoke crack

thunter34 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:57:29 pm »

Quote from: Dachshund on March 24, 2007, 03:51:45 pm

smoke crack

"....I like to suck a little dick.....smoke a little rock...."

aupointillimite · « **Reply #5 on:** March 24, 2007, 04:17:32 pm »

am unbelievably and unbearably wonderful

bear60 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 24, 2007, 05:19:52 pm »

I think Benj is leaving out some important points.......lol

puertorico2006 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:04:12 pm »

i usually get flirty when im drunk.....

much more social :-D

keypps · « **Reply #8 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:05:48 pm »

I usually fall in love when I am drunk!

Catman · « **Reply #9 on:** March 24, 2007, 08:15:08 pm »

One or more of the following: get horny, get sleepy, get hungry, or just want to dance and sweat it out! Then have sex anyways...I like being passive when I'm drunk, tee hee!

milker · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2007, 09:52:59 pm »

Get double fucked without protection and get infected by HIV

Milker.

Amosboy · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2007, 09:56:02 pm »

forget that I'm in a monogamous relationship

aupointillimite · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2007, 09:58:11 pm »

Quote from: Amosboy on March 24, 2007, 09:56:02 pm

forget that I'm in a monogamous relationship

Been there.

Repeatedly.

tigger2376 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2007, 10:01:01 pm »

Talk too much, flirt like crazy, fall off my high heels, giggle, pass out, snore and drool
In approx that order

Ihavehope · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2007, 10:10:06 pm »

Quote from: tigger2376 on March 24, 2007, 10:01:01 pm

Talk too much, flirt like crazy, fall off my high heels, giggle, pass out, snore and drool
In approx that order

Girls who get drunk look NASTY. lolz.

I've seen drunk girls in Manhattan at 3:30 am passing out in the middle of the streets and letting guys finger them and they moan crazy things. I've also seen girls throw up repeatately at bars and they fall in their heels and dance hip-hop like strippers. Don't get me wrong, men do things way worse, but it looks funny to see a stuck up pretty girl who acts like a virgin get drunk.

milker · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2007, 10:25:08 pm »

Quote from: Ihavehope on March 24, 2007, 10:10:06 pm

I've seen drunk girls in Manhattan at 3:30 am passing out in the middle of the streets and letting guys finger them and they moan crazy things.

omg that reminds me when i was living in dc, I see this young boy completely drunk half alive laying on the curb, and a dirty old man trying to get him in his car. I run and yell "he's my friend he's my friend i know him!", the dirty old man leaves, and I (with difficulty) get the boy in my car, drive him home, he pukes twice in the car, i put him in my bed, with a glass of water next to him and a note "Don't worry you're safe I'm sleeping on the couch, drink the water you will be fine, wake me up when you wake up".

He was 16, I'm proud that I avoided him to be molested, because that's what would have happened.

Milker.

marc11864 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2007, 05:48:56 pm »

Quote from: thunter34 on March 24, 2007, 03:57:29 pm

"....I like to suck a little dick.....smoke a little rock...."

Wasn't this a song by KC & the Sunshine band?

Buckmark · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2007, 05:58:14 pm »

Sing. You know -- a few beers, and suddenly I'm a rockstar. Fortunately (for me and my friends) I resist any temptation to participate in karaoke.

Cheers,

Henry

Ihavehope · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2007, 06:38:53 pm »

Prince Harry grew up so fast and now he is pulling a Courtney Love.

bear60 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2007, 06:53:15 pm »

I am so glad I was not photographed doing what I have done in public!!!

allopathicholistic · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2007, 07:51:42 pm »

Quote from: BuckmarkTX on March 25, 2007, 05:58:14 pm

I resist any temptation to participate in karaoke.

you've got to try drunken karaoke! i create jokes from out of nowhere when drunk

Life · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2007, 10:09:18 pm »

Break other peoples things....

thunter34 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2007, 11:59:26 pm »

Quote from: marc11864 on March 25, 2007, 05:48:56 pm

Wasn't this a song by KC & the Sunshine band?

Could be. But I really got it from this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyejhWpEFtY

aztecan · « **Reply #23 on:** March 26, 2007, 12:20:47 am »

I usually __________________ when I am drunk.

Laugh, get naked, laugh A LOT more!

Sing, get naked, sing some more.

Become incredibly horny, get naked, have an embarrasing moment with someone's garden hose on their front lawn at 2 a.m. and then realize the neighbors - and police - are watching.

Go home.

Wake up then next morning swearing you will never do that again.

HUGS,

Mark

aupointillimite · « **Reply #24 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:13:52 am »

Quote from: allopathicholistic on March 25, 2007, 07:51:42 pm

you've got to try drunken karaoke! i create jokes from out of nowhere when drunk

One time, I did "Space Oddity" whilst incredibly inebriated.

In the middle, I realized that I was sucking big time... so I just kept singing, "David Bowie's gonna kill me" on a loop until the song was over.

Bucko · « **Reply #25 on:** March 26, 2007, 03:44:03 am »

Quote from: aupointillimite on March 26, 2007, 02:13:52 am

One time, I did "Space Oddity" whilst incredibly inebriated.

In the middle, I realized that I was sucking big time... so I just kept singing, "David Bowie's gonna kill me" on a loop until the song was over.

Benj-

You forgot the obvoius answer:

"Vlog"

I don't get drunk so much anymore, but the last time I did, the shots and my meds (plus my ulcer) interacted to make me puke in the men's room.

Then I went back out to the bar, met a cute guy, puked some more, went to a late-night dance club, went to the men's room, puked, danced with the cute guy and some drag queens, puked, flirted with a musclelatin, puked, suggested a three-way between cute guy and musclelatin, got rejected, cute guy left for another club with a drag queen, puked, had a beer and another shot, got hit on by some ancient troll, puked, got in a cab, made it home, puked and went to bed.

I almost puked with the spins, but didn't, for once that evening. How I miss the old days when I'd just puke once, in the gutter outside the door of the club, on someone's car.

Brent
(Who no longer accepts shots from strangers in bars)

jack · « **Reply #26 on:** March 26, 2007, 12:08:59 pm »

Buy everyone drinks. Get extremely horny. Look for people to have sex with. Fly to Vegas. Do and say things I regret the next day, if I am able to remember them. Make stupid bets. Shave my head. Smoke Cigarettes. Smoke weed. Start calling everyone I know. Pay topless dancers to make pornographic calls to right wing Christian types. Tip everyone I see. Drink more. And do it all over again the next day.

thunter34 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 26, 2007, 12:10:25 pm »

Quote from: jack on March 26, 2007, 12:08:59 pm

Buy everyone drinks. Get extremely horny. Look for people to have sex with. Fly to Vegas. Do and say things I regret the next day, if I am able to remember them. Make stupid bets. Shave my head. Smoke Cigarettes. Smoke weed. Start calling everyone I know. Pay topless dancers to make pornographic calls to right wing Christian types. Tip everyone I see. Drink more. And do it all over again the next day.

You sound more like Britney Spears from that post.

jack · « **Reply #28 on:** March 26, 2007, 12:18:20 pm »

Never went to rehab. Quit on my own after 30 years. I sure made a lot more money in my business when I was drunk all the time. I always won in Vegas when I was drunk. I played better golf when I was a drinker.
I always underwear when I take a limo,even though others with me may be nude.

dtwpuck · « **Reply #29 on:** March 26, 2007, 12:23:36 pm »

i usually become sexually philanthropic when I'm drunk.

Basquo · « **Reply #30 on:** March 26, 2007, 12:27:56 pm »

Quote from: dtwpuck on March 26, 2007, 12:23:36 pm

i usually become sexually philanthropic when I'm drunk.

LOL!!!

thunter34 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 26, 2007, 12:32:09 pm »

I shall HAVE to steal that phrase.

Ihavehope · « **Reply #32 on:** March 26, 2007, 01:39:06 pm »

I would probably want to do her if I am drunk too.

Strayboy74 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 26, 2007, 02:02:32 pm »

... go from zero to easy in 2 drinks and a fresh bottle of poppers...

Ihavehope · « **Reply #34 on:** March 27, 2007, 11:43:45 am »

Prince Williams touches boobies.

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