Next Year in Jerusalem!

[Matty the Damned]

Dear Fellow Members of the Chosen People,

Like the rest of you bebbehs, Matty the Damned has been shlepping around like a thing possessed in preparation for the Seder. Trying to find enough unleavened bread at this time of year is sending him meshugga.

Give thanks then for Rabbi Aaron Wintermitz from Spring Valley NY, who has an enterprising solution to the matzo shortage.

Naturally we're all going to avoid off colour remarks about Jews building big ovens and the illegal gasline employed in this endeavour.

Mazel tov!

MtD

[ACinKC]

[JohnOso]

Hey, that sounds like my date last week.

(Note to self:  bring more unleavened bread.   And lube.)

John
(who LOVES nice Jewish boys)

[Jody]

Happy Passover Mattala and other Jewish members of our forums from Jody (who really hates Matzoh as well as religious celebrations) - as much as RAB hates peanut butter I guess 

Jodala 

[AlanBama]

My church is having a Seder Meal tomorrow night.....Episcopals being Jewish? 

Happy Passover!

[tigger2376]

Loved being the youngest at a seder, and being involved...especially in the food, chopped liver and those sweet fried fish balls.....
Happy Passover Mtd...L'chaim..is that right?
x

[Basquo]

My church is having a Seder Meal tomorrow night.....Episcopals being Jewish? 

Alan that is pretty damned cool! I'm dating a Jewish guy right now, but I'm not about  to invite myself to Seder because I don't know if he's having one...but it'd be cool, at least.

Would it be presumptuous to take him some unleavened bread?  His 87-year-old pop lives with him.  Would it be improper to make it myself?  Help me out, here, people, I'm only Jewish from the waist down...

[Jody]

Oh Creighton...Being Jewish from the waist down is the best place to be one!
I wouldn't try to make Matzoh, maybe you can just get it in a box, like normal people do!!!    Or a jar of gefilte fish already.

Alan- Sweetheart - have fun at your church seder !!!

Mattala - I must admit I am a little surprised to find out you are Jewish, I don't know why but I just assumed you were one of those folks who looked British and talked Yiddish.

Jodala 

[Matty the Damned]

Mattala - I must admit I am a little surprised to find out you are Jewish, I don't know why but I just assumed you were one of those folks who looked British and talked Yiddish.

Jodala,

I just do a good impression. Red irish catholic here. Same level of guilt, only we DO buy retail.

Mattala

[Jody]

OY - I'm so embarrassed I could just plotz is what I can do...I should just go down to Coney Island and jump into the cold sea already, is what I should do.     

[Jody]

Indeed the Jews invented guilt and the Irish perfected it...Still I could just jump into the cold, dark sea but I fear my body would wash up in front of a Matzoh factory...Then my old friends and schoolmates would read about me in an obituary, get a good chuckle and that would be so embarrasing I would plotz in my own grave !!!

Jody 

[Basquo]

OY - I'm so embarrassed I could just plotz is what I can do...I should just go down to Coney Island and jump into the cold sea already, is what I should do

I'm crackin' up here!  After a bowl on Saturday, I remember I said either "You want I should_________________" or else I said "________________________  should I do?"

I watched Star Wars Episode I Friday night and had a date with a Jewish guy Saturday...who knows what I said; I could be an ambassador to Nazareth one day and the Republic the next...

[Bucko]

Jody-

You are Hevenly jewish...should you only live in Boca one day, and not Boynton like the rest of those messugsnnshs-

Brent
(Who apologizes for the spelling, like I have enough to worry about)

/corrected to fix a typo, like that's a problem?)