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Off Topic Forums => Forums Gatherings => Topic started by: RAB on July 12, 2008, 12:54:05 pm
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I've tried doing some searching of the area around our hotel. But without much luck. Does anyone know how to search (google maps maybe? I don't know.) our specific area?
I'm hoping the following are somewhat close by:
1. Food Store
2. Drug Store
3. Liquor Store
4. Variety Store
(Not necessarily in THAT order, if you know what I mean. ::))
RAB ;D
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Sweetheart..
Have you Googled "kinky pink underwear" yet??????????
:-*
hermie
Did I mention pink underwear?????
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Sweetheart..
Have you Googled "kinky pink underwear" yet??????????
:-*
hermie
Did I mention pink underwear?????
HARUMPH! >:(
Yes as a matter of fact mister you did mention pink underwear (twice--just for the record)!
You need to get your sorry Belgian Chocolate Butt (oh lord that doesn't sound good now does it?) on an airplane and come join us. There hasn't been an AMG that you've missed. Besides, I can't kick your hind end from here, I need you closer.
I respect your concern about finances and stuff, but I suspect given your ability to fly fairly cheaply, that if you were able to get to Mexico City, someone could offer to share their room with you. I have a sense that this is something you are truly wanting to do, my best suggestion is to simply do it if you want. You know how much you get from these gatherings. It would likely be good for you.
NOW
Back to the most important question! How do we find the closest:
1. Food Store
2. Drug Store
3. Liquor Store
4. Variety Store
(Again, not necessarily in THAT order. ::) If you know what I mean.)
Or do we just have to wait until we all get there? ???
RAB
(Who thinks Hermie needs to come. Just so he can kick him. :-*)
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Or do we just have to wait until we all get there? ???
I really can't imagine that anything you listed is far away from a hotel in the largest city of North America. I would just ask the front desk when you check in.
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I really can't imagine that anything you listed is far away from a hotel in the largest city of North America. I would just ask the front desk when you check in.
RAB slaps the palm of his hand against his forehead and says:
Wow, I could of had a V-8!, oops! He actually says: Now why didn't I think of that?
RAB ;D
(Who just for the record was trying to instigate a little silly fun dialogue. Nothing more. :P)
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Never mind finding a liquor store Ethel...Just save your strength to carry me up that big f**king pyramid on your back honey, you're gonna need it !!!
Lucy :D
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Pack your poppers and lube though -- they might prove harder to locate.
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Pack your poppers and lube though -- they might prove harder to locate.
I don't intend to do any such thing. :P
Jody, who the hell gave you permission to call me "Ethel"? And I sure as hell ain't carrying your sorry ass up nothin. I don't care how "big" it is. :P
RAB ;D
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I vote that I get my boyfriend drunk tonight and make him come up with a list of questions for Jan to ask the concierge since she's going to be there for several days before us. We can write them out phonetically. Now the question is do we want to do this in Spanish? or do we want to have some fun with Jan and do it in Klingon?
;D
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I vote that I get my boyfriend drunk tonight and make him come up with a list of questions for Jan to ask the concierge since she's going to be there for several days before us. We can write them out phonetically. Now the question is do we want to do this in Spanish? or do we want to have some fun with Jan and do it in Klingon?
;D
Well that won't work Mr.fun guy..I speak fluent klingon..it's Spanish and english I have trouble with... ;D..but if you want to give me a list, I'm game for anything.. ;)
Hugs
Jan :-*
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Well that won't work Mr.fun guy..I speak fluent klingon..it's Spanish and english I have trouble with... ;D..but if you want to give me a list, I'm game for anything.. ;)
Hugs
Jan :-*
Basquo
Well if she's fluent in Klingon here's what you could do.
Have your boyfriend come up with a list of questions for Jan to ask in Spanish. Write them out, as you said, phonetically.
BUT make them embarrassing questions. :D
Tell her: "Here's what you say when you want directions to a food store." But in reality she'll be asking something like: "Would you like to smell my feet?" "I'll show you my belly button for 50 Pesos."
You know something really weird and inappropriate. Use your imagination, I know you could come up with some doozies! ;)
LOL Now, this idea has merit! Snicker Snicker
RAB ;D
(Who thinks the "necessities" include tormenting friends!)
(But still wants to locate the other stuff too.)
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I think what Jan REALLY needs to find is a nice spa for Bonnie, Mini, me, and herself. I think a girls' day of facials, manicures, and pedicures might be just what the doctor ordered.
Mum
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This happened to me in Germany, I wanted to go to the bar and ask for a beer in german..so I asked one of the locals we had become friends with, he told me what to say and I practiced for ages.
I then went up to the bar and very nicely said to the young lady who was tending the bar Bitter ser schlaf mit mer, apparently I had just asked her to sleep with me... she said something in german and walked away from me...needless to say I didn't get my drink.
The guys did explain to her later what they had done to me..and I got a free beer, so it wasn't all bad.. :D
Hugs
Jan :-*
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Jan, this is how you order beer in Mexico, with the translation:
“Buenos dios, muchacho! Por favor me da una cerveza con limon y sáltate. Estoy poquito embarazada, pero donde está el baño? Es muy culo, sí?”
“Good day, friend! Would you please give me a beer with lime and salt? I’m a little embarrassed, but where’s the bathroom? That’s okay, isn’t it?”
and don't bother cutting and pasting it into freetranslation.com (http://freetranslation.com) because I've provided the proper way to guarantee a smile every time!
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Jan, this is how you order beer in Mexico, with the translation:
?Buenos dios, muchacho! Por favor me da una cerveza con limon y sáltate. Estoy poquito embarazada, pero donde está el baño? Es muy culo, sí??
?Good day, friend! Would you please give me a beer with lime and salt? I?m a little embarrassed, but where?s the bathroom? That?s okay, isn?t it??
and don't bother cutting and pasting it into freetranslation.com (http://freetranslation.com) because I've provided the proper way to guarantee a smile every time!
Su translacion son tan malo, señor.
You really want Jan to ask someone where the bathroom is and then mention her tail?
HMMMMM!
Now, RAB, we can have all the fun with we want. But our Jan is just too nice a lady.
By the way, I checked. I couldn't find any pharmacerias, carniceria (for the meat lovers in all of us), etc., but I did find the a store that specializes in PINK UNDERWEAR! :o :o :o
That's right, for just a few pesos, a certain someone can be sexy in pink for all to see - after a few drinks.
HUGS,
Mark
(Who is innocent until proven guilty.)
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Su translacion son tan malo, señor.
You really want Jan to ask someone where the bathroom is and then mention her tail?
HMMMMM!
Now, RAB, we can have all the fun with we want. But our Jan is just too nice a lady.
HUGS,
Mark
(Who is innocent until proven guilty.)
I vote we throw Mark off the island for being a goody two shoes, brown nose, spoil sport!
RAB ;D
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I vote we throw Mark off the island for being a goody two shoes, brown nose, spoil sport!
RAB ;D
Let's throw him off the pyramid! He'll probably float since he's made of sugar and light. Or he can pretending he's slapping some ass and fly back to the hotel.