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Author Topic: My Dog's New Year's Resolutions  (Read 2110 times)

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Offline Cherie

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My Dog's New Year's Resolutions
« on: January 07, 2007, 09:49:28 pm »
 I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

2. Understand the garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

3. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.

4. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

5. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

6. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

7. I will not throw up in the car.

8. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

9. I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard.

10. I will not chew my human’s toothbrush and not tell them.

11. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it’s raining outside.

12. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

13. I will not bite the officer’s hand when he reaches in for Mom’s driver’s license and car registration.

May your dog, if you have one, keep them all.

Mom can tell you l have all ready broken 1 and 6.
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Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: My Dog's New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2007, 11:44:35 pm »
10. I will not chew my human’s toothbrush and not tell them.

Oooooh, I can so relate and I have a cat. He knows how to open the medicine cabinet and I guess you know my toothbrush ended up in the litterbox, a few times...Getting tired of buying new ones.. >:(
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: My Dog's New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2007, 11:51:11 pm »


  What is it about #6?  So true...  my dog never throws up when outside.  I have seen her leave her bed and pick the carpet over miles of tile floor to barf up the cat food she is repeatedly told not to eat... Arrrggggggg >:(
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Offline RapidRod

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Re: My Dog's New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2007, 05:16:12 am »
ROFL, that is so true. I'm glad I'm not alone.

14. I will no long take dollar bills out of my owners pocket and chew them up.
15. I will no longer piss on the floor and then tell my owner I need to go outside.
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Offline Christine

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Re: My Dog's New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2007, 11:57:41 am »
16. I will to remember that the Fed Ex/ UPS drivers/ Mailman are not my sworn enemy and spawns of Satan, and that my house does not need defending from their attacking packages.

17. I will try to remember that my fur-brothers poopies are not fudgesicles.... (Yes, it is disgusting).
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Offline Nadine

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Re: My Dog's New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2007, 01:06:31 pm »
18. I will never again eat an entire box of chocolates and puke in Mommy's bed.

19. I will no longer poop in the house, go outside and pretend to poop then come back in and ask for a treat.

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