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Title: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: SASA39 on August 14, 2007, 01:49:01 pm
http://www.sinner.se/pornalizer/male.html (http://www.sinner.se/pornalizer/male.html)
Title: Re: What`s your p*** name ?
Post by: thunter34 on August 14, 2007, 01:52:24 pm
does the word "porn" need to be bowdlerized? 

that s*****.
Title: Re: What`s your p*** name ?
Post by: milker on August 14, 2007, 02:21:15 pm
I thought he meant "pnis"

Milker.
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: MOONLIGHT1114 on August 14, 2007, 02:25:46 pm
I thought it was "pet's" name and he was trying to get attention with a catchy header.

Well, it worked on me......btw his name is Cheech, lol.
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: SASA39 on August 14, 2007, 02:25:46 pm
Your wish is my request
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: MOONLIGHT1114 on August 14, 2007, 02:27:05 pm
OK, Liz Divot, then, or Cindy Fudge, when I was married, didn't we do this already?

If I use the link and put in Cynthia, I am "Cassandra Cheeks."
If I put in Cindy, I am "Daizy Delight."

Oh dear....
Title: Re: What`s your phirst name ?
Post by: Jerry71 on August 14, 2007, 02:30:27 pm
DADDY LOVEBONE ;)
Title: Re: What`s your p*** name ?
Post by: thunter34 on August 14, 2007, 02:32:18 pm
I thought he meant "pnis"

Milker.

Me, too. 

In which case:  Oscar Wild.
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: MOONLIGHT1114 on August 14, 2007, 02:34:13 pm
Put in the name of a poz friend and he is Jake Jizzpump, lol

and since I originally thought this was a pet's thread , my dog is Lance Lovepump

OK, I'll stop now.
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: Dachshund on August 14, 2007, 02:38:51 pm
   



                            WILL WANKALOT
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: Dan J. on August 14, 2007, 02:51:37 pm
Randy Rockstiff...

I like my own better,

You can call me Randy Ways.

Dan

& Hermie is... Bruce Ballslap hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: cayucosguy on August 14, 2007, 03:00:45 pm
What a hoot!

Turn's out I'm Major Meatbone  :D

Jerry, I'm gonna have to test that name of yours in SF  ;)
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: Cerrid on August 14, 2007, 03:15:22 pm
Sly Steeldong

I quite like that, actually. ;D
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: Iggy on August 14, 2007, 04:18:35 pm
Not using that link, let's just say I was told that mopst accurate porn descriptions of me would be either All American Jock or Blue Collar fantasy.

I think both are just excuses to say that I have a fat hairy belly
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: milker on August 14, 2007, 04:34:37 pm
Kelly Kumshot

 >:(
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: MOONLIGHT1114 on August 14, 2007, 06:35:22 pm
Kelly Kumshot

 >:(

Milker, don't be upset!  Just go to the Utter Narc thread and add your 2cents to the pic thunter just posted, lol!  I'm sure you'll be happier then, lol!

LMAO at  "  >:(  "  above!
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: pozguy75 on August 14, 2007, 06:43:21 pm
Ardon Masters!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: milker on August 14, 2007, 06:44:28 pm
Now it makes sense that Ardon Masters won't do porn with someone called Kelly Kumshot !

Milker.
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: pozguy75 on August 14, 2007, 06:46:20 pm
Now it makes sense that Ardon Masters won't do porn with someone called Kelly Kumshot !

Milker.

You're right...cause Ardon would be giggling way too much...:D
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: Bucko on August 14, 2007, 07:05:45 pm
Nikki Nutz...has a Hairband quality that I'd never previously considered before.

Kelly Kumshot

 >:(

Milkie-

It's somewhat confusing, but I think you chose "male version" which results in a female name.

Brent
(Whose female name was Natacha Naughty)
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: JeffInNYC on August 14, 2007, 07:38:23 pm
I am Randy Rockstiff.
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: thunter34 on August 14, 2007, 07:43:31 pm
Peter O. Tool
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: milker on August 14, 2007, 10:16:26 pm
Nikki Nutz...has a Hairband quality that I'd never previously considered before.

Milkie-

It's somewhat confusing, but I think you chose "male version" which results in a female name.

Brent
(Whose female name was Natacha Naughty)
The female name gives Venus Willing  :o
I guess i'm doomed for porn, whether male or female..

 >:(

Milker.
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: tester8888 on August 14, 2007, 10:34:35 pm
Jake Jizzpump and Honey Horny.  well, one of those words is accurate anyway.

This is a fun little interactive link to look at as well:   http://www.crazy-cards.com/sex/penis.html
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: milker on August 14, 2007, 11:10:20 pm
I tried the initial link with my middle name. Much better!

Major Steelbone

 ;D

Milker.
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: Queen Tokelove on August 14, 2007, 11:43:06 pm
Hmm, I got Penny Silkhole...I don't like that one...used my middle name and got Sexy Salina...used my kitty's name and got Antonio Assman..... ;D
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: milker on August 14, 2007, 11:45:40 pm
But Queen Akasha gives...

roll drums....

Linda Lovefoxx !   :D :D

Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: Queen Tokelove on August 14, 2007, 11:47:47 pm
But Queen Akasha gives...

roll drums....

Linda Lovefoxx !   :D :D



Don't like that one either, will go with Sexy Salina
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: GSOgymrat on August 15, 2007, 02:21:40 pm
Computer says Nolan Nastee.

I prefer Harry Balzac.
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: pozattitude on August 15, 2007, 06:51:01 pm
Benny Backdoor....
and if I go female get Lucy Lovehole....

 ::)
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: thunter34 on August 15, 2007, 06:53:19 pm
Benny Backdoor....
and if I go female get Lucy Lovehole....

 ::)


But, dear...word is your backdoor is a lucy lovehole.


 ;D
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: Queen Tokelove on August 15, 2007, 08:00:02 pm

But, dear...word is your backdoor is a lucy lovehole.


 ;D

*In her best Ricky Ricardo voice*......Lucy, I am home.....hehehehe


(who is working with only 4 hours sleep in the last 24 hours)
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: MOONLIGHT1114 on August 15, 2007, 09:01:22 pm
Sly Steeldong........I quite like that, actually. ;D

If I "go male" through the link, I get the same name, Sly Steeldong, lmao!
Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: thunter34 on August 15, 2007, 09:03:43 pm
Peter O. Tool


*sigh*

If I'm really gonna go "Holly" with my wood, I would probably be more honest if I used:

Mini  Driver

Title: Re: What`s your porn name ?
Post by: Longislander on August 15, 2007, 09:08:43 pm
Doggy Daddy???