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Title: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: emeraldize on November 19, 2012, 05:53:52 pm
I just want to preserve the Mutio Momentum -- for a moment.

Andy told us we could go pluck ourselves if we so chose and I think we ought to chat about that.

And hey, is Mutio on the cutting edge of hair? Are we being closed-minded?

Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Raf on November 19, 2012, 06:07:31 pm
I prefer shaving instead of plucking
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Jeff G on November 19, 2012, 06:12:25 pm
I just want to preserve the Mutio Momentum -- for a moment.

Andy told us we could go pluck ourselves if we so chose and I think we ought to chat about that.

And hey, is Mutio on the cutting edge of hair? Are we being closed-minded?

I'm buying a aids free range preplucked turkey for my holiday table because I don't want to take chances with my guest health . I will also be disclosing and serosorting in the frozen food isle . Stay away from the blood pudding , just sayin .     
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Jeff G on November 19, 2012, 06:14:43 pm
I prefer shaving instead of plucking

Everbody knows you cant shave the aids away , you must pluck .

Mother plucker's pluck and save your kids .
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Rev. Moon on November 19, 2012, 10:20:16 pm
I just want to preserve the Mutio Momentum -- for a moment.

Andy told us we could go pluck ourselves if we so chose and I think we ought to chat about that.

And hey, is Mutio on the cutting edge of hair? Are we being closed-minded?

This might be the answer to that other thread asking about the cure.  I'm gonna try it as an experiment.  Though I'm gonna have a bit of a hard time plucking certain nether regions.  That's gon' hurt like hell.
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: emeraldize on November 19, 2012, 10:28:30 pm
Hell, should we just write a protocol and call up the biggest tweezer manufacturers in the world and see if we can get some funding? We could do our own research. Criteria - must have hair; must be willing to pluck one's self or be plucked by someone else; ability to count and record numbers of hairs plucked; do we want proof of plucking?:to be discussed. Must correlate time of plucking to time of latest labs and note any changes.

What else?
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Rev. Moon on November 19, 2012, 10:41:14 pm
What else?

All plucked hair (including pubes) will be donated to a charity of the pluckee's choice.
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Miss Philicia on November 19, 2012, 10:58:28 pm
If I pluck my ass hairs I won't be able to make any dingleberry pie for the holidays :(
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Rev. Moon on November 19, 2012, 11:04:14 pm
If I pluck my ass hairs I won't be able to make any dingleberry pie for the holidays :(

Dingleberries are not gonna be in season for Sangivi.  Wait till baby Jeebus birthday to make that delicacy.
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Jeff G on November 19, 2012, 11:07:25 pm
Dingleberries are not gonna be in season for Sangivi.  Wait till baby Jeebus birthday to make that delicacy.

So your sayin the dingleberry fairy doesn't harvest till late December ... I didn't know that .
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Miss Philicia on November 19, 2012, 11:14:44 pm
So your sayin the dingleberry fairy doesn't harvest till late December ... I didn't know that .

As long as I only shower every four days I can harvest all year long.
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Jeff G on November 19, 2012, 11:18:04 pm
As long as I only shower every four days I can harvest all year long.

Hmmm , I heard you had a bog down there  ;) .
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Rev. Moon on November 19, 2012, 11:18:26 pm
As long as I only shower every four days I can harvest all year long.

Except during your wet season (aka explosive-D spells).
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: emeraldize on November 20, 2012, 10:45:38 am
You guys are so green -- you make us all proud.
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: OneTampa on November 20, 2012, 07:12:32 pm
What the pluck are y'all typing about?

  ??? ???
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Solo_LTSurvivor on November 20, 2012, 07:23:36 pm
What the pluck are y'all typing about?

  ??? ???

Of course this thread wouldn't be complete without resurrecting this (http://youtu.be/1w1JA0baHqY)
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: wolfter on November 21, 2012, 03:12:42 am
Can someone clue me in what all this had been about? :o  I must have missed some threads as I'm clueless.

Wolfie
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Ann on November 21, 2012, 08:44:24 am
Can someone clue me in what all this had been about? :o  I must have missed some threads as I'm clueless.

Wolfie

It's from a thread I deleted that was started by some plucked-up nut-job who decided he knew how to cure hiv.


Hello, first of, i am not hiv positive. I am aware that many of you will think that what i am bout to write here is false information, however if i have it, and do not share it with the people who need it, or try to help them in any way i myself will feel guilty. So   i was shown someone who knew that might work but different misfortunes kept him from telling people. It is very simple and doesn't cost almost anything. You simply have to epilate or remove your body hairs. That way when the whole hair is pulled out, including the root you get the protein synthesis from growing a new hair, which is the cornerstone of as i heard all of the ways to try curing it. It's worth the shot anyway! Good luck good people!


When I deleted the thread, I hadn't realised someone started a new thread here in OT (the original was in Living) to make fun of the little plucker. ~sigh~ Sorry folks!
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: wolfter on November 21, 2012, 11:56:42 am
Now I see the humor in it all  :o  Glad I have my vanity make-up mirror so I can finish my facial plucking.  Perhaps there's some truth to it as I've been waxing for years and really should have been thrown out with the trash by now. 
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Irish Eyes on February 27, 2014, 02:06:32 am
Funeeeee….
LMFAO
Random scroll brought this up.
Tears of laughter r fun tears.
Thanks one and all.
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Irish Eyes on February 27, 2014, 03:13:37 am
It's not often one comes across so many pheasant pluckers in one place.
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: zach on February 27, 2014, 06:20:02 am
well, i know you can live pluck a goose, but only right before the molt. and they really do not appreciate, it is a violent event. geese are not pleasant and cuddle as some people think. at the chicken plant, they just hang the birds on a moving line by their feet, they pass a wheel that whacks their heads off, then off to a washing machine type thing that plucks em. the heads go to the dog food plant. fido thanks you

i shaved all the hair on my body a few days ago. does this mean i don't have teh aidsey anymore?
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Joe K on February 27, 2014, 12:57:07 pm
Zombie Thread Alert!  :o

Joe
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: emeraldize on February 27, 2014, 06:19:50 pm
Perhaps Irish Eyes plucking this thread from the past elevates it to non-Zombie status.
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Jeff G on February 27, 2014, 06:24:08 pm
Its pluckedup again .
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Joe K on February 27, 2014, 09:05:33 pm
Perhaps Irish Eyes plucking this thread from the past elevates it to non-Zombie status.

Em,

You are making my head hurt.  ???

Joe
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: Irish Eyes on February 27, 2014, 09:08:59 pm
Pluckin archives are brill?
Title: Re: How to Survive a Plucking
Post by: emeraldize on February 28, 2014, 07:55:04 am
Hey Joe --  I make my own head hurt.

Irish -- you taught me a new term. ' brill '.
I like it.  But I can't use it cuz no one will know what I 'm saying.

Jeff --  you 're so right !!