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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: mikeyb39 on July 17, 2012, 07:51:04 pm
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Can you imagine getting frisked at the airport for a big package. i'm jealous. 9 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect. WOW!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html
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I tried to keep my recent trip to SFO a secret - but now you have gone and let the cat outta the bag..... It was so embarassing....... now, had the agent been cute..... and I would've gotten aroused, the airport terminal might have had to be evacuated...
BTW, what were the first words Adam said to Eve?
Answer: Stand back Eve, I don't know how big this thing gets!
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Girlfriend has gone from one dashed hope of marginal relevance or income, to the next. Failure upon failure. He's been kicking around for years and years now...
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Shit, my feet are bigger than 13.5 inches ( I wear a size 14 D ) ;D
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Yeah, but you have sex once every five years so nobody cares.
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Yeah, but you have sex once every five years so nobody cares.
You better leave me the hell alone, for I sick my husband Bob on you , and He'll hit you with his cain for messin w/ me , and YES, he reads every you say about me on these forums too :-*
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This reminds of a true story.
Years ago me and my cousin flew from Tampa to Washington DC. Before leaving my cousin packed a huge dildo in his carry on instead of his checked bags. When his carry on went through the x-ray, the TSA guy, with a deep southern accent, wanted to know if there was an "axe" in his luggage when the image showed up. My cousin said no, it was a dildo. The guy asked "A dildo?" My cousin opened his bag and there it was this huge 14 inch or so monster. The guy said "Wow, that's a big dick!" The people in line were too through! Their looks were priceless. ;D
Of course, the TSA guy he let my cousin through and going back home my cousin packed his "implement" in his checked bag.
Every time we told that story, we would fall over laughing. Even his mother, my aunt, would let out a hoot!
;D
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I did get the full pat-down recently, because the agent said I was wearing sports pants and it looked like I had something in my pants. True story. I think he was just a perv.
Years ago, I hooked up with a guy. He pulled his junk out. I said, "Ha, ha. You've been carrying a dildo in your pants this whole time?" I seriously thought it was fake. It was the biggest I've ever seen. We ended up not doing much, because I could not get my mouth around it, and there was no way it was going down under. It was that thick that with my mouth wide open, I could not get it in my mouth. And, it was a good 10-11 inches long. Naturally, I kinda got jealous about it. However, he said he has problems with sex--except for the really talented guys. So, perhaps not always a good thing.
I once read an article how penis size may be determined by how much testosterone the pregnant mother has flowing.
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Accidents do happen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAepItFDXc4
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On the subject of large ones, I went to the same highschool as John Holmes. 20 years after he attended, it was still a great topic of discussion and pride.
Since he dropped out, the administration won't let us erect a monument to him.
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On the subject of large ones, I went to the same highschool as John Holmes. 20 years after he attended, it was still a great topic of discussion and pride.
Since he dropped out, the administration won't let us erect a monument to him.
Ba boom tisssshhh!
:D