. . . . and I'm not proud. But 18 months in the Hole drives a queen to distraction, it does. Crapping in a bucket, giving sloppy blow-jobs to guys named "Snake" in the utility room and picking shards of broken glass out of microwaved meals.
Well, that might be ok for those who attend an AMG, but it's not for Matty the Damned.
For those of you who don't know me, I am the aforementioned Matty the Damned. I've been a member of these forums since March 2005 until sometime in September 2008 when I lost my shit and managed to get myself perma-banned.
For like the second time. ::)
You wanna know the gory details? Check my posting history. Yes I was that horrid. But now I'm changed. I swear. I don't wanna go back to military school. :-\
For those of you who do know me, well what can I say? Like herpes I recur. Or is that like heart-burn I repeat? I dunno - whatever it's painful and leaves a sour taste on the taint tongue. ;)
As part of my plea bargain with the AM DA I need to apologise for my previous wickedness. So I apologise. I was totally out of line and, y'know, I regret it.
(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/9/9f/Too_ashamed.jpg)
All bullshitting aside, I didn't really cut a deal. I had a talk with Goderator Ann and Goderator Emeritus Jan. They suggested I should send a polite email to Tim Horn asking to have my perma-ban revoked.
I did just that and Tim (after talking to his posse) granted my request. Which was pretty grouse considering what a douchenozzle I had been on occasion.
It's nice to be back. If you don't already I hope you all get warts on your private parts. :)
MtD
(Who sends a shout out to all of his people)