Author Topic: Nutrition, Wumpette Style (Read 1650588 times)

Solo_LTSurvivor · « **Reply #600 on:** March 22, 2012, 04:28:56 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 22, 2012, 03:57:53 pm

'Jesus is a biscuit, and he gonna sop me up

Well alrighty then, Miss Royale.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #601 on:** March 22, 2012, 04:45:04 pm »

Do the Methodists do those lovely, weekly pot-luck dinners like the Baptists -- plates of delicious friend chicken, deviled eggs and potato salad?

Oh, btw the way Wumpmeister. When's that lipid panel result coming in? Last I heard your doctor "lost" the sample, or some BS like that dog-ate-my-homework...

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #602 on:** March 23, 2012, 08:59:17 pm »

Mmmm... I just devoured a lovely plate of braised short ribs, a stuffed backed potato and brussel sprouts with pancetta.

I'll rest for an hour before heading towards the slice of chocolate layer cake. (but don't worry, there's only ONE slice, not an entire cake here)

ps: you still owe me an answer

WillyWump · « **Reply #603 on:** March 23, 2012, 09:12:45 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 23, 2012, 08:59:17 pm

Mmmm... I just devoured a lovely plate of braised short ribs, a stuffed backed potato and brussel sprouts with pancetta.

I'll rest for an hour before heading towards the slice of chocolate layer cake. (but don't worry, there's only ONE slice, not an entire cake here)

I ate crappy tonight. I fell off the wagon and went to Burger King....Whopper, fries AND onion rings. However this was immediately after walking for 1 mile on the trail, so perhaps it all equals out.

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 23, 2012, 08:59:17 pm

ps: you still owe me an answer

Look Barbara, I told you the doc forgot to order the test, and I didnt notice the sheet missing. SO it's going to be another 2 months before I get my lipid reading. however, I am quite certain that they will be very good given my strict adherance to Oatmeal and the tweeking of my diet for the better overall (not counting tonight)

Ps- and the Fish Oil ^

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #604 on:** March 23, 2012, 09:20:54 pm »

Wow, a whole fucking mile of walking? Are you kidding me? I walk that just in a day of errands consisting of 10 city blocks. You honestly think that "equals out" your BK gluttonfest? And seriously girl, what kind of person orders fries AND onion rings? So wrong.

WillyWump · « **Reply #605 on:** March 23, 2012, 09:28:58 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 23, 2012, 09:20:54 pm

I walk that just in a day of errands consisting of 10 city blocks. .

* ah, Ive been waitiing to use this, it should do nicely here

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #606 on:** March 23, 2012, 09:32:56 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 23, 2012, 09:12:45 pm

I ate crappy tonight. I fell off the wagon and went to Burger King....Whopper, fries AND onion rings. However this was immediately after walking for 1 mile on the trail, so perhaps it all equals out.

No, it doesn't. That might be enough to burn off a couple of onion rings (SRSLY though? Those BK things are godawful). At this rate you won't be able to seduce them twinks.

Quote from: WillyWump on March 23, 2012, 09:12:45 pm

Look Barbara, I told you the doc forgot to order the test, and I didnt notice the sheet missing. SO it's going to be another 2 months before I get my lipid reading.

So Philicia was right after all; the dog(tor) ate your homework.

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #607 on:** March 23, 2012, 09:42:59 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 23, 2012, 09:28:58 pm

* ah, Ive been waitiing to use this, it should do nicely here

This might've been more appropriate. Look ma, a flying fuck!

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #608 on:** March 23, 2012, 09:44:22 pm »

I can't even eat this entire slice of cake in one sitting. I can only eat half of it. I eat like such a bird.

WillyWump · « **Reply #609 on:** March 23, 2012, 09:48:40 pm »

I think I'll just start doing lines again, so I can get rid of this belly by swimsuit season.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #610 on:** March 23, 2012, 09:50:23 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 23, 2012, 09:48:40 pm

I think I'll just start doing lines again, so I can get rid of this belly by swimsuit season.

Meth is quicker. Combine it with bronchitis and some food poisoning and you'll be svelte in two weeks, maybe less.

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #611 on:** March 23, 2012, 09:50:48 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 23, 2012, 09:48:40 pm

I think I'll just start doing lines again, so I can get rid of this belly by swimsuit season.

Coke and greasy burgers. How Whitney of ya. Be careful not to be dipping in the bathtub.

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 23, 2012, 09:50:23 pm

Meth is quicker. Combine it with bronchitis and some food poisoning and you'll be svelte in two weeks, maybe less.

Add an eating disorder and she will be faboolous dahling in half the time.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #612 on:** March 23, 2012, 09:54:49 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on March 23, 2012, 09:50:48 pm

Coke and greasy burgers. How Whitney of ya. Be careful not to be dipping in the bathtub.

Add an eating disorder and she will be faboolous dahling in half the time.

Except I somehow doubt that they'll find his corpse here. More likely somewhere like this (extra credit: note comment about casino proximity!), and without Ray J. scoring the blow for him.

WillyWump · « **Reply #613 on:** March 23, 2012, 09:55:33 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 23, 2012, 09:50:23 pm

Meth is quicker. Combine it with bronchitis and some food poisoning and you'll be svelte in two weeks, maybe less.

Quote from: Rev. Moon on March 23, 2012, 09:50:48 pm

Add an eating disorder and she will be faboolous dahling in half the time.

Well, there you have it folks! Is there any need to continue with this thread?

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #614 on:** March 23, 2012, 09:57:28 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 23, 2012, 09:55:33 pm

Is there any need to continue with this thread?

Oh, this thread is simply far too popular to bail on.

WillyWump · « **Reply #615 on:** March 23, 2012, 09:59:47 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 23, 2012, 09:54:49 pm

More likely somewhere like this (extra credit: note comment about casino proximity!),

Is that a kid in the front yard, or a scarecrow?

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 23, 2012, 09:54:49 pm

and without Ray J. scoring the blow for him.

I wonder if my cartel contact is still good? or if his head is rolling around the streets of Nuevo LAredo.

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #616 on:** March 23, 2012, 10:02:43 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 23, 2012, 09:55:33 pm

Well, there you have it folks! Is there any need to continue with this thread?

Chile, please. This one's gonna go on forevah evah. Currently we stand quite close to becoming a top five topic on the official stats. Us three could start our own nutritional advice blog.

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 23, 2012, 09:54:49 pm

Except I somehow doubt that they'll find his corpse here. More likely somewhere like this (extra credit: note comment about casino proximity!), and without Ray J. scoring the blow for him.

I kinda doubt rather seriously that such a sordid place would have a bathtub. And yeah, the dope will be distributed by a fella named Bobby Lee.

WillyWump · « **Reply #617 on:** March 24, 2012, 05:40:49 pm »

I present to you...

The Dorito Loco Taco..

oh and this stuff that looks like what comes out of the south end of a northbound MissP..

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #618 on:** March 24, 2012, 05:51:36 pm »

Uh, you're eating Taco Bell the day after professing in a most sheepish manner that you went to Burger King? When you get put on statins and come crying to the rest of us about how unfair life is you do realize not a single soul will pity you?

WillyWump · « **Reply #619 on:** March 24, 2012, 05:52:52 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 24, 2012, 05:51:36 pm

Uh, you're eating Taco Bell the day after professing in a most sheepish manner that you went to Burger King? When you get put on statins and come crying to the rest of us about how unfair life is you do realize not a single soul will pity you?

Also, Everything's bigger in Texas

buginme2 · « **Reply #620 on:** March 24, 2012, 05:57:40 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 24, 2012, 05:40:49 pm

I present to you...

The Dorito Loco Taco..

Its fluorescent orange! Food should not glow in the dark.

WillyWump · « **Reply #621 on:** March 24, 2012, 06:00:45 pm »

Quote from: buginme2 on March 24, 2012, 05:57:40 pm

Its fluorescent orange! Food should not glow in the dark.

It is soooooo Delish, sinfully so.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #622 on:** March 24, 2012, 06:18:09 pm »

I am making my special carbonara tonight, with my usual modification of Sicilian pepato cheese instead of the standard parmigiano reggiano. Of course, with all of that cheese, raw egg, and sauteed pancetta it's basically a late-night Roman version of a Big Mac but I digress, I somehow just feel less guilty about it.

WillyWump · « **Reply #623 on:** March 24, 2012, 07:28:45 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 24, 2012, 06:18:09 pm

I am making my special carbonara tonight, with my usual modification of Sicilian pepato cheese instead of the standard parmigiano reggiano. Of course, with all of that cheese, raw egg, and sauteed pancetta it's basically a late-night Roman version of a Big Mac but I digress, I somehow just feel less guilty about it.

Speaking of Philly and Italian, PBS had one of their Italian cooking shows taped around Philadelphia's "9th Street". I have it DVR'd but havent watched it yet.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #624 on:** March 24, 2012, 07:38:45 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 24, 2012, 07:28:45 pm

Speaking of Philly and Italian, PBS had one of their Italian cooking shows taped around Philadelphia's "9th Street". I have it DVR'd but havent watched it yet.

Hey, that's my hood! They'll probably show DiBruno Bros. where I do my cheese shopping.

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #625 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:24:19 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 24, 2012, 06:00:45 pm

It is soooooo Delish, sinfully so.

Willa, I support you as you continue on this nutritional downward spiral. For tomorrow I suggest that you have lunch at some sort of cheap buffet. Eat to your heart's content.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #626 on:** March 24, 2012, 08:40:36 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on March 24, 2012, 08:24:19 pm

Willa, I support you as you continue on this nutritional downward spiral. For tomorrow I suggest that you have lunch at some sort of cheap buffet. Eat to your heart's content.

The buffet at China City, 3524 S New Braunfels Ave receives a 94% approval on Urbanspooon. And truthfully, is there anything quite as delectable as several hours long congealed General Tso's chicken and a side of dried fried rice?

Plus there's a Domino's Pizza three blocks away where he can pick up dinner and reheat it later. But please make sure and hit the adjoining Dollar Store while waiting for your order.

ps: Bethany Presbyterian is within shouting distance of China City in case you feel the need to repent. I know tomorrow is Sunday.

WillyWump · « **Reply #627 on:** March 25, 2012, 12:08:17 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 24, 2012, 07:38:45 pm

Hey, that's my hood! They'll probably show DiBruno Bros. where I do my cheese shopping.

Well since SNL was a rerun last night I ended up watching the show and its called Lidia's Italian America. They did have a good portion of it inside DiBrunos Cheese shop, looked really cool. But what really looked great were the hot italian sausages behind the counter, and by that I mean the clerks

It also looked like they had an open-air market there on 9th street, something like what we would call a farmers market here.

Quote from: Rev. Moon on March 24, 2012, 08:24:19 pm

Willa, I support you as you continue on this nutritional downward spiral. For tomorrow I suggest that you have lunch at some sort of cheap buffet. Eat to your heart's content.

People dont panic, I merely fell off the wagon for a couple days. Although I do have a hankering for El Maracumbe today (MissP's favorite strip mall Mexican food estab).

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #628 on:** March 25, 2012, 12:24:41 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 25, 2012, 12:08:17 pm

Well since SNL was a rerun last night I ended up watching the show and its called Lidia's Italian America. They did have a good portion of it inside DiBrunos Cheese shop, looked really cool. But what really looked great were the hot italian sausages behind the counter, and by that I mean the clerks It also looked like they had an open-air market there on 9th street, something like what we would call a farmers market here.

Child please -- I've made many a post about the fabulousness of that street here. In fact I have a garlic and wine sausage in the fridge right now which I'll probably have for dinner

Those are the fresh ones. You probably saw the salumi cured meats hanging from the ceiling, right? Those are magnificent, and so many different kinds (mortadella, prosciutto and lardo) -- salt cured all of them, so not great for one's cardiovascular health and thus should be eaten sparingly.

I take it one can not find such things in that colony of Northern Mexico where you regrettably live?

WillyWump · « **Reply #629 on:** March 25, 2012, 12:35:46 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 25, 2012, 12:24:41 pm

Child please -- I've made many a post about the fabulousness of that street here. In fact I have a garlic and wine sausage in the fridge right now which I'll probably have for dinner Those are the fresh ones. You probably saw the salumi cured meats hanging from the ceiling, right? Those are magnificent, and so many different kinds (mortadella, prosciutto and lardo) -- salt cured all of them, so not great for one's cardiovascular health and thus should be eaten sparingly.

I take it one can not find such things in that colony of Northern Mexico where you regrettably live?

We have nothing like that here. We do however have Tacos.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #630 on:** March 25, 2012, 12:52:21 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 25, 2012, 12:35:46 pm

We have nothing like that here. We do however have Tacos.

The lower/southern end of the 9th Street Market here is not Italian any longer, it's Mexican and it's where I get my tasty local tacos. So I can get both.

Oh, and in between 9th Street and my street is Little Saigon too

on 11th St. Do you know about the beauty of pho or banh mi?

WillyWump · « **Reply #631 on:** March 25, 2012, 01:41:02 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 25, 2012, 12:52:21 pm

Oh, and in between 9th Street and my street is Little Saigon too on 11th St. Do you know about the beauty of pho or banh mi?

oh yes, we have quite a few lovely Vietnamese estabs here. I am a fan.

WillyWump · « **Reply #632 on:** March 28, 2012, 09:04:49 pm »

Yall will be delighted to know that I am continuing my nutritional slide with homemade bean and cheese nachos and Coors Light

Deep in the Heart of Texas

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #633 on:** March 28, 2012, 09:16:15 pm »

Do you used cheddar cheese for "cheap" nachos? I bet it was that pre-shredded type that comes in a bag. I at least use Monterey Jack and shred it myself. I also use those same jalapeno-in-a-jar item.

WillyWump · « **Reply #634 on:** March 28, 2012, 09:25:10 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on March 28, 2012, 09:16:15 pm

Do you used cheddar cheese for "cheap" nachos? I bet it was that pre-shredded type that comes in a bag. I at least use Monterey Jack and shred it myself. I also use those same jalapeno-in-a-jar item.

this was actually *cough* Velveeta cheese.

You actually make Nachos? YOU?

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #635 on:** March 28, 2012, 09:51:06 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 28, 2012, 09:25:10 pm

this was actually *cough* Velveeta cheese.

You actually make Nachos? YOU?

Yes, I call it "cheap nachos" when I make them, but they're not as cheap as yours I guess

I only will use white corn chips, freshly grated monterey jack chesse (preferably not studded with red pepper), and then I cut up the jalapeno slices smaller than what is in the jar. Layer in a pyrex dish and bake @ 300F. I'm sure you're a lazy fuck and microwave your nasty store-brand velveeta (a product not allowed in my house).

bocker3 · « **Reply #636 on:** March 28, 2012, 10:19:10 pm »

Oh, dear sweet Willywump.....

A. Velveeta does NOT equal cheese

B. Please end your slide --- you have a little one to get healthy for.

C. I can't even begin to imagine what the combination of jalapenos and velveeta does to one's bathroom the next day.............

Hugs,
M

WillyWump · « **Reply #637 on:** March 28, 2012, 10:25:07 pm »

Quote from: bocker3 on March 28, 2012, 10:19:10 pm

B. Please end your slide --- .

I will when I run out of chips. I have half a bag left.

Quote from: bocker3 on March 28, 2012, 10:19:10 pm

C. I can't even begin to imagine what the combination of jalapenos and velveeta does to one's bathroom the next day.............

I'll let you know what transpires.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #638 on:** March 29, 2012, 05:30:03 pm »

Miss P's nachos > Wumpadumpa's nachos

Jeff G · « **Reply #639 on:** March 29, 2012, 05:34:20 pm »

Damn Miss P . that looks yummy .

WillyWump · « **Reply #640 on:** March 29, 2012, 05:53:19 pm »

Those do look just divine. Makes me think about conceding the Nacho Crown to a *gasp* uppity yank.

-W

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #641 on:** March 29, 2012, 05:58:56 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on March 29, 2012, 05:53:19 pm

Those do look just divine. Makes me think about conceding the Nacho Crown to a *gasp* uppity yank.

-W

I think you could handle making them like I do, it's nothing difficult -- just buy slightly better ingredients. Really just the cheese -- a block of Monterey Jack is only $5 I think. I'm sure you paid $3.50 for that pre-shredded fake cheese. Then use white corn chips instead of those darker ones. For some reason I like cutting up the jalapenos because it spreads them to more bites but I guess that's subjective.

And never microwave them!

ps: Yankees always win in the end.

Dachshund · « **Reply #642 on:** March 29, 2012, 06:59:11 pm »

She'll probably love this twist on the deviled egg. Virgin boy eggs.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/29/virgin-boy-eggs_n_1387312.html

WillyWump · « **Reply #643 on:** March 29, 2012, 07:11:38 pm »

Quote from: Dachshund on March 29, 2012, 06:59:11 pm

She'll probably love this twist on the deviled egg. Virgin boy eggs.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/29/virgin-boy-eggs_n_1387312.html

That is so unbelievably weird. If the urine imparts so many health benefits to the eggs, why not just dip a cup into the boys toilet and drink the piss from there? Cut out the middle man (egg). Gross.