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Title: What percent gay are you?
Post by: GSOgymrat on May 06, 2007, 09:51:03 am
Yesterday at work a small group of us were talking about dating and the security guard, who is maybe 21 and African American, asked if I dated tall women. I just said "no, I don't date tall women" which got people in the know snickering. A nurse said later she just had to tell this security guard that I was gay because of the bonehead questions he was asking me. His response was "how gay is he? 10%?".  The nurse said "I'm pretty sure 100%" and he said "I don't think he's more than 10%" What the hell does that mean? If I'm only 10% gay than it must just be my penis.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: milker on May 06, 2007, 09:58:40 am
It's because you look so butch, darliiiiiiiiiing

Milker (who is 89.6% gay (http://www.xkx.com/))
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: xyahka on May 06, 2007, 10:22:11 am
If he said you are only 10% gay there are three answers... he has strong faith in miracles :D.... or he is living in negation to the evident facts around him :o..... or he might need to visit oculist some time soon  8)

As for me, only 50% gay here (eventhough my bed would say that according to statistics the percentage is lot higher.....)

Juan Carlos
       (who does not believe nor pay attention to statistics...)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: David_CA on May 06, 2007, 10:49:45 am
I'm 100% gay... maybe even more.  At one time I was probably around 50% gay, but that's been a long time ago.   ;)

D
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: antibody on May 06, 2007, 11:02:46 am
50% gay 49% Str8 and the other 1% a hole's a goal! so i could go either way. but i connect so much better to men. I was married to a fish and produced an offspring, so i'm a breeder who has changed teams.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: BT65 on May 06, 2007, 11:29:21 am
I'm 50% gay, 50% straight.  One of my friends tells me that being bisexual is just a choice, whereas being 100% gay is in the genes.  I don't know that I believe her, though, about it being a choice.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Miss Philicia on May 06, 2007, 11:32:07 am
I've had sex with two women, but that was in my early 20's.  One of them I met in a gay bar :)  hee hee... and we even lived together for a year until she caught me in a closet (indeed!) at a party getting sucked off by a black guy.  The next day I found a gun in the dresser drawer, so not cute!

I am, however, 130% gay.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: xyahka on May 06, 2007, 12:03:59 pm
I like being 50% gay and 50% str8 (in theory) but i think it is boring to have just two options.... i wish there would be more.... i'd like to try "other" things...

have you ever done it with a travest?  :P

Juan Carlos
      (who is full of a scientific desire of experience new things in life..)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: thunter34 on May 06, 2007, 12:17:27 pm
My percentage of gay fluctuates depending on the current market.


~T Hunter

(Who favors both Bulls and Bears)


EDIT:  Perhaps I should clarify that the lower range for that fluctuation is about 97%.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: GSOgymrat on May 06, 2007, 12:23:35 pm
I'm a total Kinsey 6. My only sexual experience with a woman was when I was 19 and the most attractive girl in my high school ripped my clothes off and spent 30 minutes doing everything physically possible to try and get me aroused. I finally walked out. I knew I was gay before that but it made me realize that women were completely out of the question. If it were up to me to reproduce the human race would die out.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Moffie65 on May 06, 2007, 12:23:58 pm
Being 100% gay, and having been so since birth, (first crush, 3rd grade), I have learned much about men in this world.  The most important thing I have learned is that most men would f*ck a snake if someone holds the head still.  

I personally think that most people are some percentage gay and straight, but I have no personal proof since I have never been turned on by a woman, unless you count Sophia Loren and the accompaning semi-firm feeling at the age of 18 a sign.  Since this feeling has never been duplicated, I therefore assume that I am still 100%.

Love,
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: bear60 on May 06, 2007, 12:34:12 pm
Gay test!

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=5838
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Cerrid on May 06, 2007, 12:44:56 pm
ROFL! Brilliant! I guess that solves it once and for all. ;D
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: xyahka on May 06, 2007, 01:09:58 pm
You see??? i was right... i know myself!. I did Milker's test and it says i am just half gay

http://www.xkx.com/?action=calc&name=Juan+Carlos&day=18&month=5&year=1977&mother_day=22&mother_month=8&mother_year=1952&adjust=0&gender=m&submit=Find+out%21

Juan Carlos (who does not trust bear60's test eventhough told me i am half gay too  :P)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: milker on May 06, 2007, 01:22:46 pm
Juan Carlos you're not gay enough to win the gay dance I got on my result :D

Milker.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: thunter34 on May 06, 2007, 01:24:52 pm
I have doubts about Milker's Test.  It only gave me a 64.11% gayness rating.

I'm not even that  generous with my own evaluation, and I'm willing to bet howls of laughter from many on this very site will further discredit those results.  

As I've said before....almost 100% Strictly Dickly.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Miss Philicia on May 06, 2007, 01:30:36 pm
On principle I refuse to take on-line evaluations. 
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: xyahka on May 06, 2007, 01:36:28 pm
Thunder, perhaps you are much more str8 than you imagine... it often happens . But if you want (and if you look like your icon) i can test how gay you are :) in several ways  :P

Milker, i don't need to be gay enough to do a gay dance... i am latino 8) i can dance everything!!! wanna try?  :P

Juan Carlos (willing to test you both) LOL
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: thunter34 on May 06, 2007, 01:50:15 pm
Well, if that number is true, it would have to be more str8 than I could imagine...because I don't imagine it to be very high at all.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Oceanbeach on May 06, 2007, 03:10:48 pm
I wish I was bisexual, that would double my chances of getting a date.  Have the best day
Michael
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Miss Philicia on May 06, 2007, 03:24:31 pm
All the girls I went out with very attractive and dressed well, which is more than I can say for the men.  Then again if their cock is 10" I'm happy putting a paper bag over their heads.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: milker on May 06, 2007, 03:28:53 pm
All the girls I went out with very attractive and dressed well, which is more than I can say for the men.  Then again if their cock is 10" I'm happy putting a paper bag over their heads.
No need for a size queen test, Phiily, uh? :D
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: cubbybear on May 06, 2007, 07:53:10 pm
I'm not gay, or bi or straight or what ever, but I only have sex with men.

Matt
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: JohnOso on May 07, 2007, 03:05:05 am
What the hell does that mean? If I'm only 10% gay than it must just be my penis.

Sounds to me like you have an admirer, and he's just trying to find out more about you without making it look too obvious.

Just my take on things.  ;)

John
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: RapidRod on May 07, 2007, 09:07:48 am
milker, there is a big flaw in your test. I rated 10%.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Buckmark on May 07, 2007, 09:12:10 am
Sounds to me like you have an admirer...

I agree with John.  I think the guy may be interested in you.  If he is closeted, then by
saying you are only 10% gay, that may reinforce his feelings that he is "only" 10% gay
and thereby leave his sense of manhood intact.

Henry
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: ACinKC on May 07, 2007, 09:57:38 am
Hmmmmmm.... what % gay.  Lets look at some examples

1. I like the occaisional man sex
2. But i dont like cuddling or kissing guys
3. I was out at a club this weekend and actually commented on a girls SHOES and how they totally didnt match her dress.
4. Pussy is probably my favorite thing to eat.


4 of many examples.

I'd put me solidly at 30-35% gay.  Higher on some days, lower on others.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: milker on May 07, 2007, 09:59:28 am
milker, there is a big flaw in your test. I rated 10%.
The truth is out !  :o
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Wolfhound on May 07, 2007, 10:24:09 am
Hey,

   Sounds to me like the guy lives in a small world. He is 21 which is a baby! He's just stepping out into the world. He might be interested in you too. Look at all the men and women that get into a marriage and twenty years or so down the road they realize marriage, at least to a member of the opposite sex was not for them. Most of them happen because of the social pressure in society, but some people really want to have children. Most of know someone gay and married.
    About the percent part, I'm very comfortable having sex and making love with women. It's a sensual and enjoyable experience, However, I consider myself gay one hundred percent, even though the opposite sex does get me up. But that's physical.  Emotionally, psychologically, and perhaps spiritually I just connect with a man on a level that grants me a position in life to 'live abundantly'. Not that this connot happen with a female. it's just that I know what fullfills me in the area of intimate relationships.
   At 21 you just don't know yet. Life experience will come to play over time. I think it's essential to your well being to figure out what you are sexually at as young an age as possible.     
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: GSOgymrat on May 07, 2007, 01:24:10 pm
For his sake I hope he is not interested in me or any other guy. He's christian and engaged and I hope he's not confused. The nurse who told him said yesterday that "even though you're gay you're still his hero." Let's hope its a hetero man crush.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: thunter34 on May 07, 2007, 01:31:08 pm
For his sake I hope he is not interested in me or any other guy. He's christian and engaged and I hope he's not confused. The nurse who told him said yesterday that "even though you're gay you're still his hero." Let's hope its a hetero man crush.


Oh, no!  Is it this??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Miss Philicia on May 07, 2007, 05:32:46 pm
What's "christian" have to do with it?  I've given a Catholic priest a golden shower before I didn't see any "Hail Marys" when it happened.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Javicho on May 09, 2007, 02:35:36 pm
I will said 92% I have sex with 2 or 3 girls in my life, but I'm a happy gay :P :-* ;)

J.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: sdcabincrew74 on May 09, 2007, 06:00:50 pm
99% gay and 1% BITCH.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Matty the Damned on May 09, 2007, 06:08:16 pm
Matty the Damned is 100% fudge-packer with the exception of one drunken incident with a female type human.

One.

Oh and there was another incident which was a near miss. I swear she looked like a boy.

MtD
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: thunter34 on May 09, 2007, 06:12:24 pm
Oh and there was another incident which was a near miss. I swear she looked like a boy.

MtD

Don'tcha hate when that happens?
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Matty the Damned on May 09, 2007, 06:18:36 pm
Don'tcha hate when that happens?

Oh it was fucked, Timberely.

She'd been sitting with a group of us queens in the pub. Completely looked like a lad. Went by the name of Kerry, which is a unisex name in Australia. We were having a great time, even swapped spit for the edification of the assembled drinkers. One thing leads to another and we go upstairs to the room where she was staying.

Following the frenzied removal of trousers Matty the Damned noticed that Kerry was equipped differently to the other boys he'd been with.

Very differently.

Yours truly high-tailed it back downstairs only to be greeted by a chorus of his gay mates singing,

"Matty kissed a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl! Matty kissed a giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl!."

They'd known all along and not told me.

Bitches.

MtD
(Who still hasn't lived it down)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: thunter34 on May 09, 2007, 06:24:54 pm
O


NOZ
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: milker on May 09, 2007, 06:34:40 pm
Don'tcha hate when that happens?

Oh it was fucked, Timberely.

She'd been sitting with a group of us queens in the pub. Completely looked like a lad. Went by the name of Kerry, which is a unisex name in Australia. We were having a great time, even swapped spit for the edification of the assembled drinkers. One thing leads to another and we go upstairs to the room where she was staying.

Following the frenzied removal of trousers Matty the Damned noticed that Kerry was equipped differently to the other boys he'd been with.

Very differently.

Yours truly high-tailed it back downstairs only to be greeted by a chorus of his gay mates singing,

"Matty kissed a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl! Matty kissed a giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl!."

They'd known all along and not told me.

Bitches.

MtD
(Who still hasn't lived it down)

sick.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Catman on May 09, 2007, 07:18:07 pm
If I'm only 10% gay then it must just be my penis.

Lol ! So Ford, does that 10% mean you have a 10 incher! :P I'm aroused! ;)

And that gay test, it's a phony because I only got a 10% result. I'm offended by my lack of gayness. :-[  I'd have to add another zero and make it 100%. I may behave 100% straight, but I'm totally gay inside! ;D
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: GSOgymrat on May 09, 2007, 07:35:12 pm
Lol ! So Ford, does that 10% mean you have a 10 incher! :P I'm aroused! ;)

Alas no. But based on extensive personal research I'm above average. ;D
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Catman on May 09, 2007, 08:00:14 pm
Lol. I'm sooo embarrassed you replied to that!  Anyways, with a chest like yours, there's plenty to go for "besides" the middle of your body!   ::)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: StacheBC on May 11, 2007, 12:19:42 am
I'm not gay, I only help out when they're all busy. :)

I knew I preferred men before I even knew what my "peepee" was for, besides going pee.
So 100% gay.

Cheers,
Mauricio.
(Who doesn't call it peepee anymore... Just for the record)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Beto on May 17, 2007, 12:34:00 pm
I would think I am 100% gay, but my partner disagrees, mainly because I enjoy reading playboy and he thinks that is a no-no in the gay world... Anyway this story is always amusing at parties  ;D

Beto

PS: Hey, according to Juan Carlos' link test I am 75,43% gay... That will do me fine! ;D
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Bucko on May 17, 2007, 12:50:41 pm
I would think I am 100% gay, but my partner disagrees, mainly because I enjoy reading playboy and he thinks that is a no-no in the gay world... Anyway this story is always amusing at parties  ;D

Beto

PS: Hey, according to Juan Carlos' link test I am 75,43% gay... That will do me fine! ;D

Playboy? I like hardcore straight gangbang anal creampie porn and I'm still the big fag. Your interest in nipples and pearls labels you more an aesthete than anything else.

I abstained from sex until I was 17, but came out to friends before that, so I'm pretty much 100%. But I've always harbored the secret that I am, perhaps a latent bi. I actually did have sex with three different women: once out of curiosity, once to make sure and once because I was drunk. If the stars were right I'd do a bi scene, for sure. Just make sure that there's at least one dick and manass in the mix.

Brent
(Who would like to try a real dp)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: sweetasmeli on May 17, 2007, 04:48:16 pm
(Who would like to try a real dp)

What's a dp?

Miss Melia
(who is always poised to learn AND thought she had better get the question in before Uncle Bucko swoops in and ejects her from yet another inappropriate thread ;D)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: ACinKC on May 17, 2007, 05:40:07 pm
Wow, where's all my heteroflexible guys in this little shindig! 

Oh and Melia.... dp=double penetration.

And Bucko we'd take you in a hot bi-scene but the wifey wants you to get verbal with me!  She likes me to get pounded by aggressive tops!
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: manchesteruk on May 17, 2007, 05:52:53 pm
This one takes a while but it's pretty interesting.  Find out your brain sex! Whatever that actually means.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/add_user.shtml (http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/add_user.shtml)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: sweetasmeli on May 17, 2007, 05:55:14 pm
Oh and Melia.... dp=double penetration.

Um, what's double penetration?

Melia ::)
(who is taking advantage of Uncle Bucko not being around to scold her, teeheehee!)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Matty the Damned on May 17, 2007, 05:57:19 pm
Two peenies in one hole at the same time dear. DP is the nice way of putting it. It also called DF. ;)

MtD
(Who has been DF'd)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: milker on May 17, 2007, 06:00:34 pm
Um, what's double penetration?
This is how Milker got his HIV  >:(

But damn I enjoyed it.  :o

Milker (A double shot of HIV! double!)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: sweetasmeli on May 17, 2007, 06:12:31 pm
Oh my! :o

Brent? Brent?? BRENT!!!!???
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: 404error on May 17, 2007, 06:21:09 pm
Hmmm... I have many pairs of running shoes and I'd rather have things on my walls framed as opposed to put up with tape...  I like having small blankets and throws on my couch and I know how to cook and what wine goes with what meat or pasta dish...  I prefer that things are colour co-ordinated as opposed to mismatched and gaudy...  How gay am I?

I should say that I do like the theatre but don't care for Cher or Babs, did I just just lose some gay percentage points?
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: sweetasmeli on May 17, 2007, 06:33:02 pm
Hmmm... I have many pairs of running shoes and I'd rather have things on my walls framed as opposed to put up with tape...  I like having small blankets and throws on my couch and I know how to cook and what wine goes with what meat or pasta dish...  I prefer that things are colour co-ordinated as opposed to mismatched and gaudy...  How gay am I?

I should say that I do like the theatre but don't care for Cher or Babs, did I just just lose some gay percentage points?

Why...hello hello! And he reads... Per chance, do you like chocolate? ;)

MISS Melia
(who is DEFINITELY going to sleep now cos she's checking out a 27 year old...oops...just kidding!) :D

G'NIGHT ALL! :-*
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Bucko on May 18, 2007, 02:35:22 pm
Wow, where's all my heteroflexible guys in this little shindig! 

Oh and Melia.... dp=double penetration.

And Bucko we'd take you in a hot bi-scene but the wifey wants you to get verbal with me!  She likes me to get pounded by aggressive tops!

Yay! I've got a new jar of Elbow Grease just waiting for the proper inauguration. Just don't get any on my tits (I hate greasy nipples, no traction)...one lump or two?

Two peenies in one hole at the same time dear. DP is the nice way of putting it. It also called DF. ;)

MtD
(Who has been DF'd)

Bucko thanks his translator MtD  :-*

Oh my! :o

Brent? Brent?? BRENT!!!!???

Oh honey...you K N O W that I don't play nice  ;D ;D ;D

This is how Milker got his HIV  >:(

But damn I enjoyed it.  :o

Milker (A double shot of HIV! double!)

Milkie-
If it had to happen, I'm glad it was spectacular  ;)

Brent
(Who loves to feel the frenzy)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: sweetasmeli on May 18, 2007, 03:48:48 pm
Uncle Bucko, you arrived too late to save me. That naughty AC pm-ed me explanatory pics and almost made Miss Melia faint last night. ::) Naughty AC naughty!! Get him, Brent, get him!!! ;D

Little Miss Melia
(who feels violated...and not in a good way...and is having a bit of an identity crisis posting in a thread called 'What % gay are you?'...and would quite happily settle for an SP, let alone a DP :o)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: thunter34 on May 18, 2007, 03:51:19 pm
i want some explanatory pics.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: milker on May 18, 2007, 03:52:09 pm
and would quite happily settle for an SP, let alone a DP :o)

Melia, if there is a thread about TP, be assured, it has nothing to do with DP :D

Milker.
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Dachshund on May 18, 2007, 03:56:06 pm
The thought of Mrs. AC pleading with Bucko, "harder harder" and she is talking about her husband...
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: et in arcadia ego on May 20, 2007, 12:47:59 am
OK, confession: I have never had sex with a guy. Does that make me 100 percent hetero?

Probably not, because I believe we're all sexually diverse creatures. It's just that my preference is women, and the opportunity to have sex with a man I might have had a fleeting attraction to never came up.

Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: milker on May 20, 2007, 11:03:47 am
OK, confession: I have never had sex with a guy. Does that make me 100 percent hetero?

Probably not, because I believe we're all sexually diverse creatures. It's just that my preference is women, and the opportunity to have sex with a man I might have had a fleeting attraction to never came up.


But did you have sex with women too ???

Or ???

:D :D ;D

Milker (who had a dream he had a son after a bisexual 3some and was fighting for custody, last night.. i'm a bit troubled.....)
Title: Re: What percent gay are you?
Post by: Catman on May 20, 2007, 11:18:24 am
This one takes a while but it's pretty interesting.  Find out your brain sex! Whatever that actually means.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/add_user.shtml (http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sex/add_user.shtml)

This was a very interesting link. It does take a while to complete. I turned out to have a pretty well balanced 50%male/female brain. I guess that being gay does influence the 100% pure male score! I liked my score! I even scored 11/12 in the 3D test. Cool.