Justin Beiber Labels US Healthcare "Evil"

[Hellraiser]

Holy shit the dad is a total DILF

[newt]

DILF = "Dads I'd Like to Fuck" perhaps?

Just got dissed on Facebook by me mate's daughter cos I posted a link aboout JB being gunned down in CSI. Specifically told to "Go away" (she has a mum-bought ticket for a JB concert).

- matt

[Hellraiser]

DILF = "Dads I'd Like to Fuck" perhaps?

Completely correct

[WillyWump]

Holy Hell, Dad is a knockout!

[northernguy]

Holy Hell, Dad is a knockout!

You think Jr. is Bieiberlicious and Dad is super hot?  My, you are catholic in your tastes!

When I realized that picture was of Daddy Bieber I felt very, very old.

[CaptCarl]

Dear Mr. Beiber-

   You have been found guilty of releasing your demon-spawn upon an unsuspecting population, as well as allowing him to parade around in public with such a lame haircut. You also have apparently failed to teach him how to do his own oil and filter changes, as evidence of a lack of greasy buildup underneath his disturbingly well-manicured fingernails.

   You have also been found guilty of having bad taste in sunglasses.

   Due to the nature and depravity of these crimes, you have been sentenced to an unspecified amount of time at my house. Your punishment will be long and hard. There WILL be sweat. Due to your extreme insolence, the corrective aspect will be repeated several times a day, and the message will be rammed home repeatedly until you are truly sorry and beg forgiveness. You will learn to love the lessons and to crave the punishment. Corrective measures are harsh, but you look man enough to take it, and in the end, both you and society in general will be the better for it. Your cell and restraints are waiting.

The DungeonMaster


   

[Jeff G]

Dear Mr. Beiber-

   You have been found guilty of releasing your demon-spawn upon an unsuspecting population, as well as allowing him to parade around in public with such a lame haircut. You also have apparently failed to teach him how to do his own oil and filter changes, as evidence of a lack of greasy buildup underneath his disturbingly well-manicured fingernails.

   You have also been found guilty of having bad taste in sunglasses.

   Due to the nature and depravity of these crimes, you have been sentenced to an unspecified amount of time at my house. Your punishment will be long and hard. There WILL be sweat. Due to your extreme insolence, the corrective aspect will be repeated several times a day, and the message will be rammed home repeatedly until you are truly sorry and beg forgiveness. You will learn to love the lessons and to crave the punishment. Corrective measures are harsh, but you look man enough to take it, and in the end, both you and society in general will be the better for it. Your cell and restraints are waiting.

The DungeonMaster


   

Usher or mecch already tried all that Im so sure . He will smite you with a flick of his bangs , I heard they have all the power of a unicorn horn . 

[CaptCarl]

Usher or mecch already tried all that Im so sure . He will smite you with a flick of his bangs , I heard they have all the power of a unicorn horn . 

Spiffy bangs are no match for the terror of santorum....

CaptCarl

[aztecan]

I  saw jr. on the Grammy awards show.

Wasn't impressed. He cannot sing and his dancing ability is, well, I guess you could call it athletic.

As for his comments, he is 16. I don't care what he thinks or says. I hear his mother is a fundie, so he was probably just parroting what he has been spoon fed.

Dad is cute enough. I would probably allow him to wax my kitchen floor.

I agree with Northernguy though, when I saw his photo, I felt very, very old.

HUGS,

Mark

[Miss Philicia]

Justin is Beiberlicious. He just needs to shut up and look pretty.

You're really starting to disappoint me.

[komnaes]

I  saw jr. on the Grammy awards show... Wasn't impressed.

We're definitely not his targeted audiences Daddy Mark.. well, except for Willy... 

[WillyWump]

Come on, Am I the only one that rewound and replayed JB's performance with Usher over and over, slowing it down to see every little move? The performance was a thing of Angels, truly divine. Yes, there was a slight misstep by Lil JB when he and Ush met on the catwalk but it was cute seeing him recover.

-Will

(who is equally infatuated with Usher)

[Miss Philicia]

Come on, Am I the only one that rewound and replayed JB's performance with Usher over and over, slowing it down to see every little move? The performance was a thing of Angels, truly divine. Yes, there was a slight misstep by Lil JB when he and Ush met on the catwalk but it was cute seeing him recover.

-Will

(who is equally infatuated with Usher)

You're going to end up like you-know-who when you're 60.  And it will not be any prettier.

[drewm]

Usher might have a crush on JB 

[Hellraiser]

You're going to end up like you-know-who when you're 60.  And it will not be any prettier.

Voldemort?

[aztecan]

Come on, Am I the only one that rewound and replayed JB's performance with Usher over and over, slowing it down to see every little move? The performance was a thing of Angels, truly divine. Yes, there was a slight misstep by Lil JB when he and Ush met on the catwalk but it was cute seeing him recover.

-Will

(who is equally infatuated with Usher)

Ahem, how old is your son?

Hmmmm?

HUGS,

Mark
 

[Miss Philicia]

Ahem, how old is your son?

Hmmmm?

HUGS,

Mark
 

yarly... when you are on the verge of being a grandfather having a crush on some 16-year old with the world's single worse haircut is, well, just unseemly.

[drewm]

Twinks are cute, to look at. JB is a twink-du-jour without question. I hope that kid can find some kind of normalcy in life, whatever that is. 

[woodshere]

I am not a prud by any means, but adults discussing the cuteness of a 16 yr old, well it's just kinda not right.  Dad fine, but Justin not so.

[Jeff G]

His dad is too young for me .

[WillyWump]

Ahem, how old is your son?

Hmmmm?

HUGS,

Mark
 

Right. That's why I admire them from afar. I had an affair with a twinky guy who wanted to call me daddy, which really icked me out. So from that point on I try to limit myself to 30+, although I have no problem slipping a few bills in their tigthy whities while they are prancing around at the local bar.

What intrigues me about The Beibs (other than his cuteness), is at 16(?) he is thrust into stardom and is courted and performs with the likes of Usher, has a movie, and makes appearances on SNL, etc.. Lord knows there is no way I could ahve done the same at 16.

-Will

[Miss Philicia]

Justin Bieber looks like Kristy McNichol

[Miss Philicia]

Right. That's why I admire them from afar. I had an affair with a twinky guy who wanted to call me daddy, which really icked me out. So from that point on I try to limit myself to 30+, although I have no problem slipping a few bills in their tigthy whities while they are prancing around at the local bar.

What intrigues me about The Beibs (other than his cuteness), is at 16(?) he is thrust into stardom and is courted and performs with the likes of Usher, has a movie, and makes appearances on SNL, etc.. Lord knows there is no way I could ahve done the same at 16.

-Will

Give it a rest, Mary -- we can all tell that you're so obsessed you buy issues of Tiger Beat to use for masturbation.

[woodshere]

........Kristy McNichol

my first crush in high school!

[drewm]

Kristy McNichol has a brother who was scrumptious! 

[drewm]

Give it a rest, Mary -- we can all tell that you're so obsessed you buy issues of Tiger Beat to use for masturbation.

ROFLMAO...MARY! TIGER BEAT!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WillyWump]

OMG thats right! Whateva happened to Jimmy?

and check out his rockin cassette stereo.

[drewm]

I don't know what became of him but I spent many a night boned thinking about him. 

[Jeff G]

I don't know what became of him but I spent many a night boned thinking about him. 

Here is your Jimmy today ... hows that boner holding up 

[northernguy]

Here is your Jimmy today ... hows that boner holding up 

Ack! 

[drewm]

I'll stick to the 80's pic 

As for now...

[Hellraiser]

Here is your Jimmy today ... hows that boner holding up 

That guy just got hit in the face with about 40 years of hard living instanteously.

[edfu]

As my best friend (R.I.P.) in the 70s used to say, "One day you'll wake up, and there'll be thirty years on the pillowcase."   

[CaptCarl]

As my best friend (R.I.P.) in the 70s used to say, "One day you'll wake up, and there'll be thirty years on the pillowcase."   

Only if you use the really cheap makeup

[WillyWump]

Only if you use the really cheap makeup

All I wake up to is 24hours of Mary Kay Anti Aging cream on my pillow.

-W

[phildinftlaudy]

Here is your Jimmy today ... hows that boner holding up 

This is why - particularly as I get older - I realize that relationships that are built purely off of someone's looks will have a difficult time lasting as time goes on.  There has to be that attraction there, which is in the eyes of the beholder, but what I am discovering is that real love transcends the changes that take place in regards to looks as time goes on.  When I went to my last class reunion, I was amazed that the guys that I lusted after when I was in high school were mostly fugly and the ones that I wouldn't have gotten a rise off of back then were lookin pretty good.  Maybe it's nature's way of equalizing things 

[Jeff G]

This is why - particularly as I get older - I realize that relationships that are built purely off of someone's looks will have a difficult time lasting as time goes on.  There has to be that attraction there, which is in the eyes of the beholder, but what I am discovering is that real love transcends the changes that take place in regards to looks as time goes on.  When I went to my last class reunion, I was amazed that the guys that I lusted after when I was in high school were mostly fugly and the ones that I wouldn't have gotten a rise off of back then were lookin pretty good.  Maybe it's nature's way of equalizing things 

Yeah ... you should never judge someone on how they look because they may have money or a large penis and you wouldn't want to miss out on the important things like that just because of fugly or a big ole booger cooker in the middle of the face . 

[Miss Philicia]

btw, have you chillirns met the notorious 4-chan trolled/hacked Kurdish/Australian Beiber-on-steroids, aka ZYZZ (pronounced "ZEEZ")?  Well, you have now -- total new internet celeb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UtsSh-sliI

[drewm]

big ole booger cooker

ROFLMFAOHMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WillyWump]

btw, have you chillirns met the notorious 4-chan trolled/hacked Kurdish/Australian Beiber-on-steroids, aka ZYZZ (pronounced "ZEEZ")?  Well, you have now -- total new internet celeb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UtsSh-sliI

Lovely. Had to subscribe to that one

[anniebc]

btw, have you chillirns met the notorious 4-chan trolled/hacked Kurdish/Australian Beiber-on-steroids, aka ZYZZ (pronounced "ZEEZ")?  Well, you have now -- total new internet celeb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UtsSh-sliI

Oh dear God..that is so sad...

Aroha
Jan

[Miss Philicia]

Lovely. Had to subscribe to that one

Actually this is his real youtube channel, the other was uploaded by someone making fun of him

http://www.youtube.com/user/7zyzz7

specifically watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vblivQFFrh0

He has this entire group of Kurdish and Persian guys that go to trance festivals and pretend to be male versions of Snooki, though they call themselves the Shreddedashians, lulz.  See his group of here - Kurdistan meets The Jersey Shore, and his cousin, Sergeyevich aka Chestbrah: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U83BSVYoFjQ

There are tons of other ZYZZ videos on youtube that were uploaded by other people from 4chan after they hacked his MSN account and then sent pictures of him injecting himself with steroids to his parents.  lol

I need to find the before/after pictures for full effect, from when he was 17 vs. 20 -- emaciated.

The funniest stuff is found by just entering "ZYZZ" in youtube's search field to find the spoof vids.

LIKE THIS ONE (VERY CLASSIC WATCH IMMEDIATELY)>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwzaPVjJ608

[CaptCarl]

All I wake up to is 24hours of Mary Kay Anti Aging cream on my pillow.

-W

I woke up with something creamy on my pillow this morning, and it wasn't anything commercially available if ya know what I mean...

[Miss Philicia]

***BREAKING NEWS*** JUSTIN CUTS HAIR

[Ann]

I'd like to know where that other guy's hand is (out of shot) to make Justin's eyes pop like that. Hmmm.....

[Miss Philicia]

yarly... that could be you, Wumpy

[leatherman]

other guy

I was wondering who this other guy was and found this

The young superstar is pictured with Rascal Flatts band member Jay DeMarcus.
Justin is working on a new song with Rascal Flatts called That Should Be Me.

http://dailypostal.com/2011/02/21/justin-bieber-new-haircut-picture/

[drewm]

@Ann , perhaps he is sliding his hand up the Bieb's thigh 

[komnaes]

I mean, no way he looks like her, right?

[Ann]

@Ann , perhaps he is sliding his hand up the Bieb's thigh 

Looks to me more like his hand was done sliding and had started groping.