Mirabile dictu!! PM limit exceeded!!

[Boo Radley]

Finally, after all this time, I too exceeded the 20 PM limit a few minutes ago!!  I'm an official AM troll.   Take that, philly and tim and benj and all you other frequent PMers. 

Thank goodness there's no limit on the number of asinine posts one can make in an hour.  I'd really be soooooooo SOL if that was the case.  I might have to get up from this desk and do something, like check if I can see my feet yet.

I'm also posting this because anyone who PMs me (^{Viagra, brand name, only $63.95 per 100mg. easy-tab}) will be in the unusually lucky position of about 45 minutes before another soporific PM of mine arrives.  If my PMs and posts could be "marketed in pill form Switzerland would be plunged into a recession."

[aupointillimite]

If they limited the number of asinine posts one could make in an hour, I'd have to think about what I say before I say it.

And I know that no one wants that.   

Fear not!  The hour will be over soon.

[DingoBoi]

I only pm people to correct their mistatements and so I can enjoy their abusive response denying their lack of understanding of the english language and then share it with the forums.

Bailey (who doesn't always understand the english language himself)

kthanxbye.

[Miss Philicia]

If I've exceeded this limit it's only happened once.  I'm not the social butterfly that you accuse me of being.

[milker]

I've had 11 PMs in 6 days. I'm not loved.

Milker (who didn't know there was a limit and will obviously never reach it)

[Boo Radley]

If they limited the number of asinine posts one could make in an hour, I'd have to think about what I say before I say it.

And I know that no one wants that.   

Thinking before speaking or writing ruins the whole, you know, spontaneity of the moment that one must maintain at all costs.   I've never tried nor been accused of either.   The idea alone is inimical to my very being.

The fact you write very well makes even a relatively mundane post welcome in comparison to some of the assaults against the Mother Tongue here and in many other InterWeb communities.  O RLY may be OK for text messaging but I'm a very old-fashioned fart with written communication... for lack of a better word.  My brain drain is starting early tonight.   I'm sorry to be critical of others and, usually, only when ensnared by a flame do I make snide comments, a poor excuse I know.  Many folks here who might think I'm referring to them are not correct -- I don't expect everyone to have the same verbal skills or speak solely "proper" English.  The ability to convey a thought or feeling or idea or etc. is what is important to me, and by far the posters here all express themselves very well, with few exceptions -- and here is my snooty thinking:  some people are perfectly capable of using a more "standard" English but engage others in a vernacular suited to silly pre-pubescent kids "chillaxin" with the homeos, man.  I'm sorry I can't think of a better example/analogy...  Where am I?  What century is this?  Never mind.  I have no point.  That is my point.

If I've exceeded this limit it's only happened once.  I'm not the social butterfly that you accuse me of being.

Oh, please, Barbara.  We know you exceed the limit at least once a day with the almost innumerable PMs to other tantes like me spreading the gossip like fine manure.  I won't name other cabal/clique members.  I stand on a 5th... of BlackJack.

It's 9 PM and I don't know if my PM is OK again.  Did you get it?  Huh. did you get it??

Ground Control to Major Tom:  "You're on your own, Ziggy"

I wonder if I have diabetes?

[swede_dish]

Hmm. I don't receive too many PMs. Lately I have, but all in all...not so much. Muerhps.
Jerks.