Nutrition, Wumpette Style

[WillyWump]

Mmmmm. Possum butt.

[mitch777]

Mmmmm. Possum butt.

Congrats Wumpy!
The 3000th reply on this thread and you win a, um... a possum butt.
Dig in.

[Jeff G]

Im thinking Jan and Jen may be Wallmart virgins , so that's on my to do list .

[WillyWump]

Congrats Wumpy!
The 3000th reply on this thread and you win a, um... a possum butt.
Dig in.

Thank you. But really all I ever get for all my hard work in this thread is a crappy little keychain.

Im thinking Jan and Jen maybe Wallmart virgins , so that's on my to do list .

Oh absolutely! you gonna let them do the Walmart Scooters?

[Dachshund]

Im thinking Jan and Jen may be Wallmart virgins , so that's on my to do list .

We'll skip the middle-man and take them straight to Graceland.

[Jeff G]

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Oh absolutely! you gonna let them do the Walmart Scooters?

They are in for a people watching experience unparalleled by any other keeping it real at Wallmart experience . This is the largest Wallmart in the state of Alabama and its mere blocks from my house . Its so big there are different dialects of redneck spoken according to what part of the store you are in . 

[bocker3]

Im thinking Jan and Jen may be Wallmart virgins , so that's on my to do list .

I fear for all the good people of Alabama..........   

M

[Jeff G]

We'll skip the middle-man and take them straight to Graceland.

Its the same demographic for people watching I bet .

[WillyWump]

Its so big there are different dialects of redneck spoken according to what part of the store you are in .

Just wait till Jan and Jen get in there and start speakin that weird kangaroo dialect.

[Dachshund]

Its the same demographic for people watching I bet .

Better. Big fat white women in sequined Elvis T's falling out on his grave. You won't see that at Walmart. Well you might, but they're falling out over the fried chicken.

[anniebc]

I'm thinking Jan and Jen may be Wallmart virgins , so that's on my to do list .

I really want to go to Wal-Mart, I went to one in Portland and I LOVED it!, I promise to wear something totally outrageous and take photo's...

As for the possum thing, we refer to them as road kill..we DO NOT eat them, we kill them and use their coats to make nice warm things.   
 
Aroha
Jan

[anniebc]

We'll skip the middle-man and take them straight to Graceland.

You may laugh but that's on my list, I'll start sewing the sequins on the T-Shirt tonight...

Aroha
Jan

[Dachshund]

You may laugh but that's on my list...

Aroha
Jan

Oh I know. The top of your list.

[BT65]

We are going to have to figure out a way to get you down here for a visit . I will take you to your favorite barbeque joint and all the steak and ribs you can eat .

That sounds good.  Maybe next spring.  I don't want to go in the summer when it's a heatbox.  Being that I lived there during that season, I remember how steamy it gets.  Would love to meet you in person, though, and visit that bbq place.

Sure wish I was going with you all to Wal-Mart.  I could teach Jan a few things about how ladies act in the store.

[WillyWump]

I just want y'all to know that you don't have to worry about me and my shitty diet heavily dependant on Mexican food anymore because I have started PRANCERCIZING

and yes, I have the same white pants.

Gotta get this bod all ready for poolside you know 

[Jeff G]

I just want y'all to know that you don't have to worry about me and my shitty diet heavily dependant on Mexican food anymore because I have started PRANCERCIZING

and yes, I have the same white pants.

Gotta get this bod all ready for poolside you know 

Is your camel toe in the front or back ? prolly both . 

[WillyWump]

Is your camel toe in the front or back ? prolly both .

Wasnt that some incredible camel toe that woman was packing! I think she was just showing off.

[Dachshund]

Who cares about a cure for AIDS.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/burger-king-introduces-the-hands-free-whopper

[Jeff G]

I hear KFC is working on a chicken that will stick its leg in your mouth or offer you a breast but its probably just a rumor . 

[WillyWump]

Have yall seen all the crap food Missp has been posting on FB...I cant identify any of it, although I thought I saw some fins sticking up on one of the plates. French food is so LOL. Do they not have Chicken Fried Steak and cream gravy over there?

-W

[Rev. Moon]

Have yall seen all the crap food Missp has been posting on FB...I cant identify any of it, although I thought I saw some fins sticking up on one of the plates. French food is so LOL. Do they not have Chicken Fried Steak and cream gravy over there?

-W

This forum seriously needs to have a "THUMBS DOWN" option.  May The Lord Jeebus bless your crummy little heart.

[Ann]

Have yall seen all the crap food Missp has been posting on FB...I cant identify any of it, although I thought I saw some fins sticking up on one of the plates. French food is so LOL. Do they not have Chicken Fried Steak and cream gravy over there?

-W

I spent ten days in France a few years ago - back when I was a lacto-vegetarian (ie dairy products, but no eggs or meat of any sort). If it weren't for cheese, my partner (also lacto-vegetarian) and I would not have had any protein the entire time.

Every time we asked for a vegetarian option at a restaurant, we'd be offered brie on a baguette - after much tut-tutting and grimacing from the wait-staff. The French seem to think vegetarians are aliens from another planet or something.

[Miss Philicia]

I spent ten days in France a few years ago - back when I was a lacto-vegetarian (ie dairy products, but no eggs or meat of any sort). If it weren't for cheese, my partner (also lacto-vegetarian) and I would not have had any protein the entire time.

Every time we asked for a vegetarian option at a restaurant, we'd be offered brie on a baguette - after much tut-tutting and grimacing from the wait-staff. The French seem to think vegetarians are aliens from another planet or something.

This is just so far from the truth that I don't know what to say.

[Ann]

This is just so far from the truth that I don't know what to say.

Sorry, but it was our truth - it was our experience. Vegetarian options were few and far between. Please understand that we did not go to Paris or any other big cities, we were mainly out in the countryside (in the Loire Valley), staying at small B&Bs and sight-seeing in small towns.

It was also nearly twelve years ago (we were there when 9/11 happened) and maybe things have changed a bit since then.

[anniebc]

I just want y'all to know that you don't have to worry about me and my shitty diet heavily dependant on Mexican food anymore because I have started PRANCERCIZING

I posted this video on FB, she is really working it, don't ya think!.   

Hugs
Jan

[Jeff G]

I posted this video on FB, she is really working it, don't ya think!.   

Hugs
Jan

Shes workin it alright , its the first time I have ever seen a woman do the splits while still standing .   

[WillyWump]

I posted this video on FB, she is really working it, don't ya think!.   

Hugs
Jan

I am eagerly awaiting the video of Jan doing Prancersize. 

[anniebc]

I am eagerly awaiting the video of Jan doing Prancersize. 

Give me a break, it's hard for a 65 year old chubby to Prance, I've never been light on my feet, but I'm sensing this could turn into one of those "I'll do it if you do it"...it could be the stratosphere all over again, only on the ground..

Come to think about it, I don't believe I've ever Pranced in my life before.   

Aroha
Jan

[Grasshopper]

Has anyone tried this Japanse dish ?

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67BkPIc2DJ4

[darryaz]

Has anyone tried this Japanse dish ?

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67BkPIc2DJ4

Um...... no.

I've seen something similar done with a lobster.  The frog is far more disturbing though.

[mecch]

Warning!!!  That video that cannot be unseen, and you will want to unsee it. 

[darryaz]

Warning!!!  That video that cannot be unseen, and you will want to unsee it. 

Indeed!!!

[mitch777]

Mecch and Darry,

I REALLY wished you put up this warning a few minutes earlier!

[mecch]

I put it up as soon as I saw the video.  Only clicked because I figured it was similar to the French and their frogs.
I reported the link to moderators, now. 

[mitch777]

I put it up as soon as I saw the video.  Only clicked because I figured it was similar to the French and their frogs.
I reported the link to moderators, now. 

Ooooh! Someone is going to be in trouble now.

http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss73/philuknet/fried_grasshopper_external.jpg

[Habersham]

Just please no live monkey brain!

[mitch777]

Can anyone identify what this is?

[Habersham]

Lemongrass?

Or something to give unwanted guests?

There's 12 foot high white oleander off MY deck!

[Habersham]

Hey Mitch can you send me some to smell?

It could also be some really long leeks cut up.....

Are you having a cocktail party and using it to tie up crepes and make beggars purses?

[mitch777]

Are you having a cocktail party and using it to tie up crepes and make beggars purses?

hmmm....
never would have thought about that.
maybe I should consult Henry?

[WillyWump]

In celebration of Missp's return to our hallowed shores I made Fried Pork Tenderloin Medallions with Sawmill Gravy, Freshly mashed potatoes, and fresh squash from my neighbors garden.

 

Ps-is it Ramps Mitchy?

[Habersham]

Willy that sound tasty - I made pork tenderloin last night but roasted it .....
What's a ramp?

[WillyWump]

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What's a ramp?

I'm not sure, I think its some kind of high-falootin Onion.

[mecch]

Willy that sound tasty - I made pork tenderloin last night but roasted it .....
What's a ramp?

Read back in the thread, my dear.

[mitch777]

In celebration of Missp's return to our hallowed shores I made Fried Pork Tenderloin Medallions with Sawmill Gravy, Freshly mashed potatoes, and fresh squash from my neighbors garden.

 

Ps-is it Ramps Mitchy?

What a perfect meal choice for the occasion. tee hee.

not ramps. will need to wait for miss p. ... maybe?

ps- Charles, miss P was all wild about ramps about a month ago. Nobody really understood the passion.
 

[Miss Philicia]

I had three delicious airplane meals on Lufthansa today -- breakfast, lunch and then kind of a small second pre-landing lunch. Oh, and five glasses of red wine because they don't charge you at all even in economy.

ps: I lied to US Customs when they asked if I had brought in any contraband agricultural products! shhhh! (though mine was actually purchased at the very legendary Halles de Lyon Paul Bucose -- only the best for Miss P.

[WillyWump]

delicious airplane meals .

does not compute

[Miss Philicia]

Oops, my bad -- I bought Epoisses Berthaut at Bucose and the Jesus sausage at the Marché alimentaire de la Croix Rousse.

MY APOLOGIES!!!

[Habersham]

Read back in the thread, my dear.

Wikipedia says they are wild spring onions that grow in Appalachia

Must be the things our farmers cows ate when I was small

Hence our milk tasted like onions!

[WillyWump]

ps: I lied to US Customs when they asked if I had brought in any contraband agricultural products! shhhh!

Jackin' Ipads from innocent Germans and now lying to US Federal Agents...You're really racking them up there Thelma.