I LOVE AIDS!

[Miss Philicia]

THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON ALL MONRING... for at least 45 minutes, and perhaps 8 times



(I think Wumpy is hidden down in there somewhere, but he's hard to make out)

[mikeyb39]

OMG!!  I have a weak stomach and that did not help any at all.  i want to assume that is vomit and not the other option.    lol

[lovelove]

Ok Miss Philicia was it really necessary to post this.  Seriously!!!!  There are some things that we don't need a visual of.     This post is disguisting.  Be a little bit more lady like than this please.

[Buckmark]

Lovely photo to start the day.  We would have taken your word for it.

That said, I'm sorry about your gastrointestinal issues.   This has been going on for a long time, as I recall.  It sounds like it is time for a visit to a specialist, if you haven't seen one already, or a follow-up visit if you already have.

I know you are probably loathe to see yet another doctor, but if it is serious enough that you are posting photos of your bowel movements, this is a serious quality of life issue (as well can all now see).

Regards,

Henry

[Miss Philicia]

Maybe some of you narcissists should be a bit more concerned that I've now spent four hours on the toilet producing images like that -- I've almost run out of moist flushable ass wipes.

Have a little compassion and stop thinking about yourselves.

ps: no, Henry -- most of the time I have nice compact stools now. I think maybe something I ate last night upset me. I woke up at 6 AM with a bathroom run and it's just now settling down four hours later. I've gone at least a dozen times.

I just took 12mg of imodium.

But I have an HIV specialist appointment this afternoon and will see if he thinks I should go to a GI specialist in case it's something else, even non-HIV. Hey, while we're at it, that would be a great addition to all of the other specialists I've seen in the past two years (not that I expect any compassion for this either... sure wish I had hours and hours to worry incessantly about disclosure issues... I can't even have sex with all of these medical issues, though my right hand still works well fortunately otherwise I'd off myself):

2011-2012 medical appointments

February - case manager twice

March: HIV doctor, case manager twice

May: podiatrist, therapist

June: Dentist, psychiatrist, case manager, therapist, podiatrist, dentist

July: dentist (twice), psychiatrist, EMG test, therapist, podiatrist

August: HIV doctor, psychiatrist, therapist, podiatrist

September: Eye doctor, colorectal surgeon, psychiatrist, HIV doctor, therapist

October: PAT pre-admission testing, pulmonary specialist, dentist, foot surgery, podiatrist post-surgery, podiatrist infection

November: podiatrist (three times), therapist

Decenter: sleep study, therapist, podiatrist, psychiatrist, physical therapist intake

January: ENT evaluation, dentist (twice), physical therapy (eight times), psychiatrist, HIV doctor, therapist, pulmonary specialist, podiatrist, custom orthotics made, pre-admission surgery testing

February: physical therapy (twice), therapist, septoplasty/turbinectomy surgery

March: ENT post-surgery follow-up, dentist, therapist, podiatrist

April: psychiatrist, pulmonary specialist, colo-rectal specialist

May: dentist, therapist, psychiatrist, Sculptra injection session, HIV specialist, sleep study, pre-surgery testing for foot surgery, pulmonary specialist

June: right foot surgery, podiatrist (twice)

July: podiatrist (twice), therapist

August: psychiatrist, podiatrist (twice), physical therapy (nine times), therapist

September: physical therapy (three sessions), podiatrist, cardiologist, psychiatrist, therapist

October: HIV specialist, dentist, cardiologist/stress test-perfusion imaging, colonoscopy, therapist

November: podiatrist, ophthalmogist,

December: psychiatrist

[mecch]

You must truly be an iron man to physically and mentally get through such endurance tests, keeping a sense of humor no less.

[emeraldize]

Holy Craptology PhatMan!

Did you eat anything resembling what is in the avatar pictar?

You describe this as an assnomaly--I'm banking on whatever dive food court you visited.

On a serious note of compASSion---I hope you feel better soon.

Em-otium

[Buckmark]

I'm banking on whatever dive food court you visited.

Miss P in a food court? *faint*  I'd pay money to see a photo of that, but it ain't gonna happen.  Perhaps a food trailer court, if those have caught on in Philadelphia.  Because everyone needs to eat seared ahi tuna from a trailer.   

[tednlou2]

I am sorry you're feeling bad.  What was dinner?  Btw, I love the pic.  It got everyone's attention.  I would like to see a video, so post that.  Perhaps a camera in the bowl pointing up.  Seriously, hope ya feel better.  Being tied to the toilet all day is awful.  Drink your water or Gatorade.

[Jeff G]

It looks like Five Guys .... not the hamburger joint , it looks like he ate five guys .

[buginme2]

Chik-fil-a? 

[Lugzsoo]

Why hell I have shits like this to everyday if I know we where competing I took a pic to see how as more. I just call then oooooo shit lol

[Jeff G]

When I was 18 and my parents were out of town for the weekend I ran out of toilet tissue so I used coffee filters until they got home . My money was for beer and something to smoke , not meant to be squandered on house hold staples . I'm 50 now and they still wont let me forget it .

[spacebarsux]

Bloody Shit!

Hope you feel better. Eat lotsa yoghurt, always helps.

Also, a hand bidet sprayer is kinder to the arse in these circumstances.

[mikeyb39]

im certainly sorry about your GI issues miss P, thats gotta be shitty, no pun intended.  I dont like to look at my own shit much less others, that includes in the toilet, during sex (scat), on a baby.  there must be something causing that issue. my meds have never caused diarheea thus far.  i keep my ass as clean as a whistle, you never know when someone may want to poke it, i like to be prepared.  haha.

i hope you can get that under control.

[drewm]

Lovely pic. Don't think I can top that one. Having teh AIDS has not left me with loose stools so far 

[emeraldize]

Talk about looking twice...where the hell is the water in your toilette's bowl, monsieur?

[tednlou2]

Talk about looking twice...where the hell is the water in your toilette's bowl, monsieur?

Perhaps the toilet just couldn't keep up, and gave up.

[WillyWump]

That poor toilet. It's a Gonner.

Do I see corn?

Ps- sorry bout your shitty day

[emeraldize]

Do I see corn?

Oh my, how many times did YOU look?

[GSOgymrat]

Your photo made me realize a toilet is a bit like a tea cup but instead of divining the future we discern the past.

I hope your GI problems, and hence your sex life, improve soon.

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON ALL MONRING... for at least 45 minutes, and perhaps 8 times

I think I'm going to link to this photo and this entry on here every time I see someone moaning about being on meds for three days.

[mecch]

Also, a hand bidet sprayer is kinder to the arse in these circumstances.

Jezuz I live in fancy ass Switzerland and I don't have a bidet. Who the fuck has a bidet? Ann Romney?

[mecch]

Are bidets covered in the Affordable Care Act?

[MiniPozToyota]

two girls one cup all over again 

[OneTampa]

I am in DC and it is a dark and foggy night and I was driving in it and saying to myself, "Oh, crap!".  Then I come to the house, log on here and actually see crap.  How lovely and poetic.

 

On note, Ms. P. where is your Wonder Woman avatar because you sure as hell have taken the spin whirl from one medical appointment to the next.

Take care.

[WillyWump]

Oh my, how many times did YOU look?

I can't look away. I'm oddly, and disturbingly, drawn to it.

-W

[Miss Philicia]

Dinner last night by the way I was La Tur cheese from the Piedmont region of Italy along with fresh figs and a bottle of a Cahors wine.

tonight I had a primo Sharp Italian hoagie and absolutely no diarrhea.

and I also currently have 1734 cd4s lol per today's lab results
...and fabulous lipids unlike Guilhermina

[Miss Philicia]

I think I'm going to link to this photo and this entry on here every time I see someone moaning about being on meds for three days.

++++

[WillyWump]

...and fabulous lipids unlike Guilhermina

maybe. but at least my stools are wonderfully solid (although I will resist posting a pic).

[Jeff G]

I tried to get some bloody nostril pics from my ENT today but he charges for them . I thought some crusty nostril pics with sutures and a cartledge graft would fit in this thread splendidly . 

Were is Matty the D. , his gruesome photo collection would have been a huge asset to this thread .

[Miss Philicia]

maddy got married recently to a pygmy with a huge cock

[Dachshund]

and I also currently have 1734 cd4s lol per today's lab results
...and fabulous lipids unlike Guilhermina

and you're still a broken down wreck

[tednlou2]

Hopefully, you don't have any of these buggers up in your ho.  I was doing research on gastroenterology and came across this video.  I would rather have Jason in his hockey mask staring in my window.

http://youtu.be/D76qndUOSz4 

Modified:

Ok, I thought that video was bad.  I was about to shut down and head to bed, but then this video came up as a related vid.  I'm not sure I can sleep now.  I thought this was fake at first.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuU0uEY5ft0&feature=player_embedded#!

[spacebarsux]

Jezuz I live in fancy ass Switzerland and I don't have a bidet. Who the fuck has a bidet? Ann Romney?

A bidet spray attached to a western style toilet is very common here (A traditional Indian style toilet is one where you squat on your haunches the traditional way. In a country with "not the best hygiene standards", in many situations it is cleaner since there is no contact between your skin and the toilet seat).

I think it has something to do with the Indian obsession of water being a better cleansing agent than paper. Don't ask me to elaborate further. 

[Miss Philicia]

I've always wanted a bidet

[emeraldize]

There are DIY handheld sprayers you can attach to the feed to your toilet tank that work as well as a bidet and you don't have to devote floor space to complete unit. I had a housemate once who required one and I ordered it from Florida -- it wasn't much. I'll see if I can find one online.

There's a host of them now available via Amazon.com. When I got one I had to hunt up a guy in who sold them out of his home.
http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=bidet+sprayer&tag=googhydr-20&index=aps&hvadid=4074634225&hvpos=1s3&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=18074818371938298740&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&ref=pd_sl_17i0akgmql_b

[OneTampa]

Bidet.  Sounds french and up-market.

 

[tednlou2]

I WANT THIS!  I almost bought one a year ago, but better half said he didn't want to sit on anything electrified.  This video looks like something produced in the 70's, with the guy sensually rubbing the seat.  I just wonder if the spray would be powerful enough.  Maybe someone can tell me the difference between the regular and family spray.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHfJCbyuQzw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[geobee]

Uh, yuck. 

But in all seriousness, are you taking a probiotic?  I take Candaclear Four by Pharmax.  It's not cheap (I think it's $50 a month) but it keeps things regular down there (for me anyway) and also stops the stomach aches.  I've tried not taking it...then keep going back because it just works.  On Rey / Tru / Norv

[WillyWump]

Suddenly I want Frito-Pie for dinner...

[drewm]

Suddenly I want Frito-Pie for dinner...

Oh, I do hope you post an after pic! 

[emeraldize]

Did you get this photo from an Australian man?

[skeebo1969]

THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON ALL MONRING... for at least 45 minutes, and perhaps 8 times



(I think Wumpy is hidden down in there somewhere, but he's hard to make out)

 I question the authenticity of this pic.  It looks like something my dad use to eat called S.O.S.(shit on a shingle).

[Miss Philicia]

Today's theme is "Skidmarks on My Heart" -- I'm already on my second pair of underwear, and the first is soaking in the sink. I know many of our more fair-minded forum members will be disappointed to know that I neglected taking a picture of the delicious brown marking.

As for the kindly fellow that suggested probiotics -- darling, I've had this intolerable situation for 15 years. Of course I've tried that route. Actually I periodically take Jarrow Fomulas enhanced system with 8 probiotic strains. Right now I'm throwing some Citrucel on top of my imodium and Creon.

[mecch]

Maybe that picture and this thread title could be a good HIV prevention poster?

[Miss Philicia]

Wasn't there one like that back in the late 90's in NYC? For some reason I recall seeing posters in the super-gay subway station at 8th & 14th.

On another note, I've decided to get creative and earn some money by making poz & seed scat videos with my Filipino friend, for a little nitch Asian flair. I bet the money would roll in.

[mecch]

What was the final result on those mysterious multi thousand dollar rebates you got letters about.

[weasel]

      WHAT CRAP !   

                             Weasel 

    Yes I love a nice Bidet 

[Miss Philicia]

What was the final result on those mysterious multi thousand dollar rebates you got letters about.

Funny you should mention that. I got a letter asking me why I never cashed the check, and asking if I needed a replacement. I took everything to my case manager, and she told me to get a replacement check (the first one was no good after six months), and the check arrived just last week. Same amount ~$39,000. We're thinking it may actually be due to the state's ADAP program and something with Medicare Part D, but we won't know until she gets the information to that entity, in which case I would endorse the check and sign it over to them.