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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: mitch777 on April 17, 2014, 07:29:15 pm
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I thought I would start an off topic thread about cats.
I already hear some groans. Suck it up boys and girls.
Dogs are amazing. Discuss them if you must or start another thread. lol.
Make of it what you will... or not.
Anyway, I bought a package of "treats" at BJ's yesterday. 21 total ounces. $8.99. I'm not going to pull out my calculator but that's close to $7.00 per pound! Hmmm...
What a racket!
I feed our cats boneless skinless chicken breasts for their daily evening meal @$1.49 a lb. when it's on sale. The last trip I bought about 30 lbs. to tide us over hopefully to the next sale. You should have seen the looks I got in line. Still cheaper and more importantly better for them than the canned or dried crap on the market.
Any thoughts?
And here is a picture of Moo Goo just to let you who's watching.
(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o745/mjm711/DSCN1277_zpsd20abb6c.jpg) (http://s1341.photobucket.com/user/mjm711/media/DSCN1277_zpsd20abb6c.jpg.html)
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Seriously, boneless skinless chicken breasts? Wow, your kitties are sure spoiled. I hardly ever eat boneless skinless chicken breasts lol.
I feed my cat Blue food for sensitive systems. Since feeding her this, not only has her indigestion improved, but her coat is shiny. It's more expensive than Cat Chow, which she also likes, but it seems to help her. I also get these supplements from either PetMeds or Petco that help with aging cat's joints, and sprinkle one of them on her food every night. Yes, she is a high maintenance cat lol.
But, what we won't do for our pets, aye? I love dogs also, and if I lived in a bigger place that had a fenced yard, and had more money, I would have a boxer. But that's not going to happen.
Love that pic of Moo Goo. Sure is pretty!
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Seriously, boneless skinless chicken breasts? Wow, your kitties are sure spoiled. I hardly ever eat boneless skinless chicken breasts lol.
One large chicken breast (when on sale) only costs $1.50. It is enough for 4 meals. About 35 cents each. I cook 2 breasts at a time and it lasts for 4 days.
Another nice part about it is that if I'm running low on stuff in the fridge for lunch I always can make a chicken sandwich. Kenny teases me about eating the cat food.
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Great , , thanks Mitch , just what I felt has been missing . First day on anti-bios and to tell the truth I needed a pick me up , could go on , and on , but with that Brit thing I, ll just wish this thread all it deserves .
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Mitchypoo doesn't know how to de-bone a chicken breast -- I am speechless. I can do it with my bare hands in about 3 seconds.
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I feed our cats boneless skinless chicken breasts for their daily evening meal
Any thoughts?
Uh ghurl NO.
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My thoughts dear Mitch is that in one area off your life you are a complete fool.
This can be remedied in fact the whole balance off the universe as it pretains to yours and Kenny,s household can be rightly adjusted by GETTING A DOG asap.
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My thoughts dear Mitch is that in one area off your life you are a complete fool.
This can be remedied in fact the whole balance off the universe as it pretains to yours and Kenny,s household can be rightly adjusted by GETTING A DOG asap.
The path is clear .
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The path is clear .
And you dear Jeff should heed your own advice.
Illness doth make my mood both foul and snappy, I will now force food down myself. Sadly that last sentence is completely accurate.
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And you dear Jeff should heed your own advice.
Illness doth make my mood both foul and snappy, I will now force food down myself. Sadly that last sentence is completely accurate.
I have been on harsh antibiotics for the last month so there . Its all about me .
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Great , , thanks Mitch , just what I felt has been missing . First day on anti-bios and to tell the truth I needed a pick me up , could go on , and on , but with that Brit thing I, ll just wish this thread all it deserves .
Why thank you so much Michael! I knew this would cheer you up. lol.
Mitchypoo doesn't know how to de-bone a chicken breast -- I am speechless. I can do it with my bare hands in about 3 seconds.
I'll bet you have that 3 second hand talent perfected.
Uh ghurl NO.
Thought you might have come up with this at least.
https://www.facebook.com/UncleAndysDigest/photos/a.409050051758.188567.185943976758/10151941075976759/?type=1
My thoughts dear Mitch is that in one area off your life you are a complete fool.
Only this one area? I'm doing better than I thought!! :)
The path is clear .
I'll talk it over with the cats. lol.
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Before that competitive Jeff jumps in , and yes I recognize hypocrisy, your plans for your household,s sanity requires a conversation with cats.
I will just let the truth off that sentence settle a little.
Now , I love my dog Mia, however I do not and will not have any "discussions" with her about the future off MY household.
Because she has told me it bores her rigid.
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Before that competitive Jeff jumps in , and yes I recognize hypocrisy, your plans for your household,s sanity requires a conversation with cats.
Now , I love my dog Mia, however I do not and will not have any "discussions" with her about the future off MY household.
Because she has told me it bores her rigid.
So sorry to hear Mia Sophia is bored with discussions dealing with HER household. lol.
I talked to Gai Pan today. He gave me the look. Moo Goo was distracted by the curtains blowing.
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So sorry to hear Mia Sophia is bored with discussions dealing with HER household. lol.
I talked to Gai Pan today. He gave me the look. Moo Goo was distracted by the curtains blowing.
Well Miss Miasofia is not herself or to be more precise is very much herself coming to the end ,I so Hope, off her season. The first week lolloping around like an adolescent, 2nd week very frolicson, 3rd frolics,s continue and Saint Mark who is dog walking reports incidents off a very un abashed nature. Overall she seems very pleased with herself . Her coat gleans ,her eyes are bright , her bloods flow . The washing machine rumbles.
Gay Pants sounds like he has the usual IQ found in pedigree male cats. Moog at least is distracted by things , for gods sake get a good bright terrier in the house , Man . {in case off any doubt I type Man as in the British manner not the hippy wippy manner ]
But for heavens sake liaise with me so you do not get a vet,s bill instead off a dog.
Well I think that's it for now ,go by stages in the Garden if you insist in doing it yourself. Gertrude had masses off Gardeners then simply waited for the photographers ,bashed on one off those silly hats rushed out and idled a trowel in some already prepared earth. Did her no harm.
All the Best
Michael Henry Th oh cant be arsed
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My thoughts dear Mitch is that in one area off your life you are a complete fool.
This can be remedied in fact the whole balance off the universe as it pretains to yours and Kenny,s household can be rightly adjusted by GETTING A DOG asap.
Now - Now -- one talks ill of kitties at their peril. Or so says she:
(http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h324/bocker3/Africa/Lionne21_zps7a6b1bd5.jpg) (http://s1104.photobucket.com/user/bocker3/media/Africa/Lionne21_zps7a6b1bd5.jpg.html)
My wonderful little (relatively speaking for a 17 lb cat) Stanford does rule around here. Here he is in is cat bed, which he will ONLY lie in if it is on the guest bed. If I put his bed on the floor he snubs it......
(http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h324/bocker3/Stanford_zpsc2d1b192.jpg) (http://s1104.photobucket.com/user/bocker3/media/Stanford_zpsc2d1b192.jpg.html)
Mike
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Mike I am aghast you off all people , at least the feline has a sensible name. I had a tryst with a gent called Stanford , quite a few tryst,s just the one Stanford.
All animals preferr a higher elevation from which to rest . Now I am not condoning this but my family had effective ways in teaching the farm cats where and when they should be . Work boots evan with cats are a effective teacher.
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Plus 17lbs Stanford ever had a diet?
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Plus 17lbs Stanford ever had a diet?
Please -- he is down from 18+ lbs when we adopted him. So, I also can not take credit for his name. It came with him
M
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Please -- he is down from 18+ lbs when we adopted him. So, I also can not take credit for his name. It came with him
M
Good thing too, and to think I had spent part off gazing at the ceiling time thinking how to politely tell you your cat is fat.
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Good thing too, and to think I had spent part off gazing at the ceiling time thinking how to politely tell you your cat is fat.
How about just saying you got a huge pussy Mike .
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Oh hell, my cat's about 20 lbs. She's happy, though. She has probably lost a couple lbs of fat in the past few months.
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Those last two posts combined... well, it seems like Betty is very proud. :)
Mike, great picture of Stanford. Such a cute tubby tabby cat.
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Those last two posts combined... well, it seems like Betty is very proud. :)
Good one, M. I didn't even think of that, guess I waltzed right into it.
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Oh hell, my cat's about 20 lbs. She's happy, though. She has probably lost a couple lbs of fat in the past few months.
The cat is fat
The vet can,t wait to open the Gate
For Fat Cat.
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Cats ROCK! What can I say.... I love em! BooCat (aka The General) has to go on a diet according to his doctor. He is up to 14 and for his frame should really only be around 12 at the max.
Gotta spoil the boy though.. he gets cod filets broiled in the oven with just a little butter and a dash of salt. You say... want fish? and he comes running!
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Cats, er ROCK. Is that a place name ? or some animal activity I have yet to educate myself about. Look forward to further clarification as mystified at present.
Cats Rock. Yes it could indeed be a North American place name.
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Cats, er ROCK. Is that a place name ? or some animal activity I have yet to educate myself about. Look forward to further clarification as mystified at present.
Cats Rock. Yes it could indeed be a North American place name.
Pussy Riot already been locked up once .
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Cats ROCK! What can I say.... I love em! BooCat (aka The General) has to go on a diet according to his doctor. He is up to 14 and for his frame should really only be around 12 at the max.
Gotta spoil the boy though.. he gets cod filets broiled in the oven with just a little butter and a dash of salt. You say... want fish? and he comes running!
Don't pay them^ much mind. Their idea of a good use for cats relates to piano strings, or is that the violin?
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One of my favorite books is about cats . Its called Sex with cats by Claude Balls .
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Cats, er ROCK. Is that a place name ? or some animal activity I have yet to educate myself about.
Its just an expression. It means that cats are splendid indeed!
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Don't pay them^ much mind. Their idea of a good use for cats relates to piano strings, or is that the violin?
I object Mr M,
I appreciate cats.
As long as there is a dog in the house. For folk who work cats are the only option because there lack off intelligence means that as soon as you leave the room you are lost to them anyway, If I lived full time in Orkney I would have a cat and no doubt would be fond off it, it would have its own health insurance the lot . the whole caboodle.
But the term Cats Rock is it a bloody place name or not , it cannot to referring to theremusic ability , they have none, and anyway who has heard off Cats Orchestrate for example.
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Its just an expression. It means that cats are splendid indeed!
Thank you Hope.
You are wrong or nearly not wrong they have a place with in the well run home and those with a touch off siam have a haughty beauty I like.
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Mitchel your kitties are TOTES ADORBS. I love Siamese. my favorite kitty was a Siamese named Tinky. I had that cat for 13 years and she came down with AIDS (ironic I know) and I had to let her go over Rainbow bridge. :(
But now the kitty in my life Mr. MattyBapBap, is a black and white stray that I "rescued" out of a tree when he was just a wee kitten. He's the bestest cat in the whole wide world!
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One of my favorite books is about cats . Its called Sex with cats by Claude Balls .
Great book! lol.
I object Mr M,
I appreciate cats.
As long as there is a dog in the house. For folk who work cats are the only option because there lack off intelligence means that as soon as you leave the room you are lost to them anyway, If I lived full time in Orkney I would have a cat and no doubt would be fond off it, it would have its own health insurance the lot . the whole caboodle.
But the term Cats Rock is it a bloody place name or not , it cannot to referring to theremusic ability , they have none, and anyway who has heard off Cats Orchestrate for example.
My apologies Mr. T.
it's just some of your prior comments have led me astray. lol.
Mitchel your kitties are TOTES ADORBS. I love Siamese. my favorite kitty was a Siamese named Tinky. I had that cat for 13 years and she came down with AIDS (ironic I know) and I had to let her go over Rainbow bridge. :(
But now the kitty in my life Mr. MattyBapBap, is a black and white stray that I "rescued" out of a tree when he was just a wee kitten. He's the bestest cat in the whole wide world!
Thank you Mr. W.
So sorry to hear of Tinky's illness. Ironic indeed. :(
MattyBapBap is a lucky pussy. I know his namesake vaguely from here. Our timing was off. Are they much alike?
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Mitchy,
I am glad to see the new additions adding so much pleasure and love to your family, after your recent loss. I had a cat for many years. Unfortunately, she also died of Feline AIDS. Well, the vet said could be that or cancer. She went so fast. But, enough of the sad stuff.
I loved her so much. She would chase the dogs around the house and they would chase her. Back and forth, back and forth. I loved when she would knead my back or chest. I will never forget when she jumped up on my chest while I was sleeping. She scared the shit out of me and my fear scared the shit out of her. She literally flew a good 10 feet into the air. Straight up.
We have a few cats that come to our backyard-- attracted to the pond, I think. I let the dogs out, not knowing the cat was out there. I thought there was going to be a huge fight. But, our dogs acted like the cat was an old friend.
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There are lots a stray cats in my neighbor hood so I technically do have cats . They are the best kind of cats because they never come within 20 feet of me and feed themselves and I have never had a vet bill . The cats must be eating well because they never once have gotten into the garbage or made any kind of mess . I just realized while I was typing this that today is the 6th anniversary of living here .
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Mitchy,
I am glad to see the new additions adding so much pleasure and love to your family, after your recent loss. I had a cat for many years. Unfortunately, she also died of Feline AIDS. Well, the vet said could be that or cancer. She went so fast. But, enough of the sad stuff.
I loved her so much. She would chase the dogs around the house and they would chase her. Back and forth, back and forth. I loved when she would knead my back or chest. I will never forget when she jumped up on my chest while I was sleeping. She scared the shit out of me and my fear scared the shit out of her. She literally flew a good 10 feet into the air. Straight up.
We have a few cats that come to our backyard-- attracted to the pond, I think. I let the dogs out, not knowing the cat was out there. I thought there was going to be a huge fight. But, our dogs acted like the cat was an old friend.
Thanks Ted. Yes they both are keeping us entertained and loved. Each day they do something to smile or laugh about. Way different than a dog but fun never the less.
Sorry to hear about your loss.
There are lots a stray cats in my neighbor hood so I technically do have cats . They are the best kind of cats because they never come within 20 feet of me and feed themselves and I have never had a vet bill . The cats must be eating well because they never once have gotten into the garbage or made any kind of mess . I just realized while I was typing this that today is the 6th anniversary of living here .
lol. I guess I could say I technically do have voles with that warm and cuddly description.
Happy Anniversary!
We have been taking care of my friends dog and cat while he has been in the hospital. His cat is an Abyssinian and has the most beautiful BOLD gold eyes. The picture doesn't do them justice but here he is:
(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o745/mjm711/DSCN1318_zps12315a04.jpg) (http://s1341.photobucket.com/user/mjm711/media/DSCN1318_zps12315a04.jpg.html)
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I see you ironed the cat for the photo ... good thinking .
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I see you ironed the cat for the photo ... good thinking .
you don't want to see her back. hope Bert doesn't notice.
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We have been taking care of my friends dog and cat while he has been in the hospital. His cat is an Abyssinian and has the most beautiful BOLD gold eyes. The picture doesn't do them justice but here he is:
(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o745/mjm711/DSCN1318_zps12315a04.jpg) (http://s1341.photobucket.com/user/mjm711/media/DSCN1318_zps12315a04.jpg.html)
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What a beauty he is! WOW such a handsome fella.
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If I saw a cat do that I would think he was trying to make it easier to scratch my eyes out.
(Shudders out of thread)
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If I saw a cat do that I would think he was trying to make it easier to scratch my eyes out.
(Shudders out of thread)
He IS a devil cat. Torments the (large) dog to no end. His favorite thing to do is jump on your shoulders, claws extended. He did that to me while I was vacuuming. Grrr...
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He IS a devil cat. Torments the (large) dog to no end. His favorite thing to do is jump on your shoulders, claws extended. He did that to me while I was vacuuming. Grrr...
That gives me flashbacks....... I may have to share yet another story just to calm my nerves.
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I dropped a cat off the top of a cedar Chifferobe onto the sunburned shoulders of my Aunt once . I was hiding up there in a game of blind mans bluff and she never saw it coming being blindfolded and all .
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He IS a devil cat. Torments the (large) dog to no end. His favorite thing to do is jump on your shoulders, claws extended. He did that to me while I was vacuuming. Grrr...
Mitch,
I have had cats/dogs all my life and at some point you need to decide on who the alpha male is going to be. My water squirt bottle and I have decided that I AM THE ALPHA MALE and woe to any cat, claws or not, who forgets that fact.
Joe
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Mitch,
I have had cats/dogs all my life and at some point you need to decide on who the alpha male is going to be. My water squirt bottle and I have decided that I AM THE ALPHA MALE and woe to any cat, claws or not, who forgets that fact.
Joe
Sense at last.
The Abby is beautiful , he would jump once on my shoulder because ever after my shoulders are where loud wet land is.
Hand firmly depressed on cats neck and top legs,marched into the shower to high pitched noises.
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I would never throw a cat into a shower.. That's the safe zone when they go crazy.
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meh kitteh...
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/39764304-8c95-4082-b79f-3588b10bedf3_zps5c578eca.jpg)
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I would never throw a cat into a shower.. That's the safe zone when they go crazy.
Sorry I was not clear--- you with the clasped down apon your shoulder cat stand in the shower. Most important that the cat links the shoulder,you and the downpour off water.
I have done it twice, though one with the cat was grasping my knee , nether had to do it a second time.
If the cat is hard to bring under control throw a blanket, Duvet over it ,quickly wrap it up in a bundle see above.
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meh kitteh...
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/39764304-8c95-4082-b79f-3588b10bedf3_zps5c578eca.jpg)
Relaxed,very clean , healthy looking coat, contented cat. Looks like its in the correct weight levals too
See I can appriciate cats
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Mitch,
I have had cats/dogs all my life and at some point you need to decide on who the alpha male is going to be. My water squirt bottle and I have decided that I AM THE ALPHA MALE and woe to any cat, claws or not, who forgets that fact.
Joe
Oh they're getting to know who is the Alpha male alright. The squirt bottle. lol. I just have to pick it up and they know to stop the scratching on the sofa. Very effective.
Matty is adorable.
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Oh they're getting to know who is the Alpha male alright. The squirt bottle. lol. I just have to pick it up and they know to stop the scratching on the sofa. Very effective.
Matty is adorable.
What I like about the squirt bottle, is that once I use it on them a couple of times, I only have to make the sound and they stop their mischief. Pavlov's Dog indeed!
Joe
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What I like about the squirt bottle, is that once I use it on them a couple of times, I only have to make the sound and they stop their mischief. Pavlov's Dog indeed!
Joe
Yup. :)
We moved their kitty box today into the laundry area. Smell of cat urine and the litter spill just wasn't working for us. lol. FIVE whole feet but it required putting in a kitty door through the wall. Such trama! It's been left open with a rubber band and a tack. The human door is open too. Gai Pan decided to pee in the bed in revolt right in front of us. First "accident" from day one. hmm...
I'll give him a break tonight but that's it.
btw- bed freshly laundered hours prior. >:(
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Meanwhile there's this...
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/yiFotq0_zps6cb2afaf.gif)
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Yup. :)
We moved their kitty box today into the laundry area. Smell of cat urine and the litter spill just wasn't working for us. lol. FIVE whole feet but it required putting in a kitty door through the wall. Such trama! It's been left open with a rubber band and a tack. The human door is open too. Gai Pan decided to pee in the bed in revolt right in front of us. First "accident" from day one. hmm...
I'll give him a break tonight but that's it.
btw- bed freshly laundered hours prior. >:(
M, what kind of litter do you use? I use Fresh Step and I never, ever smell it. It's a little more than brands like Tidy Cat, but well worth the "no scent" effect. I also put newspapers down under and a little around my cat's litter box to take care of the "stray litter" that gets kicked out of the box.
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http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Cat-Cafe-New-York-City-Broadway-Catachino-Coffee-Kittens-256110451.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_NYBrand
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M, what kind of litter do you use? I use Fresh Step and I never, ever smell it. It's a little more than brands like Tidy Cat, but well worth the "no scent" effect. I also put newspapers down under and a little around my cat's litter box to take care of the "stray litter" that gets kicked out of the box.
A friend recommended Naturally Fresh made by The Blue Buffalo Co. It is walnut based and is chemical free. It says "Superior Oder Control" and actually works pretty good but since the box was located in the bathroom a mere 12 feet away from my side of the bed... the odor springs to life every time they do their footwork dance. The box has a cover and I placed a plastic tray in front but the stray litter still spreads a bit.
I think they both are ok now with the new placement but we are leaving the door cracked open for a few days. Then comes the challenge of them getting used to the kitty door in the wall.
Today's nap:
(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o745/mjm711/DSCN1322_zpse7c3aa94.jpg) (http://s1341.photobucket.com/user/mjm711/media/DSCN1322_zpse7c3aa94.jpg.html)
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There is something very calming about the Photograph Mitch ,i i i I LIKE IT. there you have complete domination by this bloody thread I want a Cat.
So what works best for living in London and travelling for 24 hours to then live in Orkney.
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There is something very calming about the Photograph Mitch ,i i i I LIKE IT. there you have complete domination by this bloody thread I want a Cat.
So what works best for living in London and travelling for 24 hours to then live in Orkney.
The best part about cats is if you go an vacation you just leave them outside and they will go away and you can get new ones when you get home .
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The best part about cats is if you go an vacation you just leave them outside and they will go away and you can get new ones when you get home .
Basically my dear Jeff it,s Turrets , and I for one think on the whole you do a magnificent job off managing it , and I will hear nothing to sway my opinion , my dear Insulin dependant Diabetic , HIV+ Turret,s friend.
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I want a Cat.
Just wanted to repost that quote. Get right on it before the feeling fades. lol.
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Oh yes, this thread continues!! lol.
Gai Pan has an affection for my keyboard. Today he stepped on it and typed out gibberish while on my home page. I decided to google it. The first entry was about cataract surgery lenses.
I thought nothing of it until I realized that I had just came home from bringing Moo Goo to the vet because I thought she had an eye infection.
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Oh yes, this thread continues!! lol.
Gai Pan has an affection for my keyboard. Today he stepped on it and typed out gibberish while on my home page. I decided to google it. The first entry was about cataract surgery lenses.
I thought nothing of it until I realized that I had just came home from bringing Moo Goo to the vet because I thought she had an eye infection.
So moog is already running up vet bills ? Mitch you are turning into a spinster off the parish ,Gay Pants is not communing with you on the type writer. Mind you now the rubbish you posted has sunk in I bet you could sell quite a few books that follow the format off Gay Pants walking on keyboard----you goggling---blahblah --- it would mean a book tour for day time TV then you could see if you want to move to some off the identical suburbs that dot your vast country instead off opening the dam B/B and taking winter Hols.
What is the cat doing on top off furnature anyway, is it anarchy in your household. Get a grip man before its too late. I am offering personal internet counselling or shouting at you sessions,call it what you will , its $200 for the therapeutic hour , in advance , nonrefundable, I reserve the right to terminate session due to personal boredom at any moment with no prior warning.
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I love that I got you to name your cat Matty after Matty on here Will. <3
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I love that I got you to name your cat Matty after Matty on here Will. <3
I thought he named it Matty because he was planning on making a rug out of him ... live and learn .
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No, the cat was ornery and hateful so I suggested Matty for a name.
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No, the cat was ornery and hateful so I suggested Matty for a name.
Matty is not hateful . Its Australian performance art .
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So moog is already running up vet bills ? Mitch you are turning into a spinster off the parish ,Gay Pants is not communing with you on the type writer. Mind you now the rubbish you posted has sunk in I bet you could sell quite a few books that follow the format off Gay Pants walking on keyboard----you goggling---blahblah --- it would mean a book tour for day time TV then you could see if you want to move to some off the identical suburbs that dot your vast country instead off opening the dam B/B and taking winter Hols.
Why bother with a book tour when I'm sure now that he is quite capable of being an investment guru or lottery number genius? Gay Pants (lol) would never steer me wrong. :)
What is the cat doing on top off furnature anyway, is it anarchy in your household. Get a grip man before its too late. I am offering personal internet counselling or shouting at you sessions,call it what you will , its $200 for the therapeutic hour , in advance , nonrefundable, I reserve the right to terminate session due to personal boredom at any moment with no prior warning.
I can't afford it at the moment my dear but will get back to you when Gay Pants gets my retirement account in order. Once that's all settled we would prefer joint in-person/cat counseling. Is that an option?
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Matty is not hateful . Its Australian performance art .
Matty hateful? No? Avowed hater of cats? Most definitely. Remember the Damned One gave us the "cat washing machine."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VfSl0iGAus
Joe
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Why bother with a book tour when I'm sure now that he is quite capable of being an investment guru or lottery number genius? Gay Pants (lol) would never steer me wrong. :)
I can't afford it at the moment my dear but will get back to you when Gay Pants gets my retirement account in order. Once that's all settled we would prefer joint in-person/cat counseling. Is that an option?
For $200 you can sit there with an Ostrich , and a member off the Tea Party though they must be gagged.
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Matty is not hateful . Its Australian performance art .
That's what I thought , was it ever doubted?
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For $200 you can sit there with an Ostrich , and a member off the Tea Party though they must be gagged.
Kinky!
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For $200 you can sit there with an Ostrich , and a member off the Tea Party though they must be gagged.
lol and yes, kinky. I could tolerate the Ostrich.
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Looks like wrasslin' but its kitty hug nappin'.
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Both have learned how to fetch or maybe I've been taught how to throw a yarn mouse?
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OMG, M, that is so adorable!! They look divine.
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Looks like wrasslin' but its kitty hug nappin'.
(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o745/mjm711/DSCN1332_zps9865d360.jpg) (http://s1341.photobucket.com/user/mjm711/media/DSCN1332_zps9865d360.jpg.html)
Both have learned how to fetch or maybe I've been taught how to throw a yarn mouse?
When are the kittens due?? ;D
M
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Cat does a good thing ... not expected to happen again for 45 years .
http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/14/cat-saves-boy-dog-attack-video/
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Cat does a good thing ... not expected to happen again for 45 years .
http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/14/cat-saves-boy-dog-attack-video/
It happened to me just yesterday! Gay Pants found a bug in the house and patted him(?) with his paw. He might have bitten me with a deadly virus you know.
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It happened to me just yesterday! Gay Pants found a bug in the house and patted him(?) with his paw. He might have bitten me with a deadly virus you know.
Cats do that to coat the claws with toxins and wait to look for a chance to take a swipe at you .
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It happened to me just yesterday! Gay Pants found a bug in the house and patted him(?) with his paw. He might have bitten me with a deadly virus you know.
So you dear ole Batty Gardener you think the CIA is after you and that Gay Pants is not the devoted Kittypoobonbobbins now he.s an assassin , its time for the Yellow pills and Quick about it.
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Cats do that to coat the claws with toxins and wait to look for a chance to take a swipe at you .
That is too funny, thanks Jeff, again, for the good laugh. BTW, I did see that video of the cat protecting that toddler. Pretty amazing. And did you see that dog take off? Nothing like the power of a mad cat!
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So you dear ole Batty Gardener you think the CIA is after you and that Gay Pants is not the devoted Kittypoobonbobbins now he.s an assassin , its time for the Yellow pills and Quick about it.
No my dear. It was the bug that could have bitten me, not Gay Pants. Although now that the poison paw theory possibility exists I might need that yellow pill after all. lol.
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Mitch ... the reason why cats weave in and around your legs and feet is an assassination attempt and not affection . If you notice they do this allot near staircases and steps .
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Mitch ... the reason why cats weave in and around your legs and feet is an assassination attempt and not affection . If you notice they do this allot near staircases and steps .
Good to know. They seem to be fond of doing that whenever I open the fridge door. They are young yet so maybe just practicing.
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Mitch ... the reason why cats weave in and around your legs and feet is an assassination attempt and not affection . If you notice they do this allot near staircases and steps .
You've got to stop this silliness, I can't stop laughing!
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You've got to stop this silliness, I can't stop laughing!
Do you remember where your cat was when you broke your hip ... just saying .
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Do you remember where your cat was when you broke your hip ... just saying .
Oh, now that's just cruel lol. Luckily my cat is not an outdoor kitty. So she was safe inside. You're on a roll tonight dear.
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Oh, now that's just cruel lol. Luckily my cat is not an outdoor kitty. So she was safe inside. You're on a roll tonight dear.
Just tell the truth . If cats and dogs were battling to rule the planet who would you rather win ? Dogs would be much kinder and you know it .
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Just tell the truth . If cats and dogs were battling to rule the planet who would you rather win ? Dogs would be much kinder and you know it .
Cats already rule; have you not watched that video of cats refusing to give up the dog's bed? I wish I had the link I would surely post it.
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Just tell the truth . If cats and dogs were battling to rule the planet who would you rather win ? Dogs would be much kinder and you know it .
Dogs could never rule, they actually like people. Cats would do just fine, since they already look down on anything that isn't another cat.
Joe
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Dogs could never rule, they actually like people. Cats would do just fine, since they already look down on anything that isn't another cat.
Joe
That's the whole point I was making ... dogs like us so we would be better of if they ruled ,
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That's the whole point I was making ... dogs like us so we would be better of if they ruled ,
No way that dogs could rule. Imagine all of Congress with their noses in each others ass. Oh wait...
Joe
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Cats already rule; have you not watched that video of cats refusing to give up the dog's bed? I wish I had the link I would surely post it.
Is this it?
http://www.pawbonito.com/compilation-of-cats-stealing-dogs-bed/ (http://www.pawbonito.com/compilation-of-cats-stealing-dogs-bed/)
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Sorry Mitchypoo, I just realized I've never posted in this tread. Just not into pussies that much. ;D
greg
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Miss Beazley, the Scottish terrier and onetime White House resident, died after a battle with lymphoma, probably brought on from eating cat poop .
In all fairness it could have been suicide from the shame of being Georgie B's dog .
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Miss Beazley, the Scottish terrier and onetime White House resident, died after a battle with lymphoma, probably brought on from eating cat poop .
In all fairness it could have been suicide from the shame of being Georgie B's dog .
She was a republican and even accepted treats from Scalia. Otherwise, by now, she would have thrown herself in front of a MoveOn.org bus rather than continue the shame.
Any well bred dog would have ran in terror from this!
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Wow Dano ... that pic looks like Freddy Krueger stalking a rabbit .
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At first, I DID think it was Scalia out for lunch. After I blew it up, I saw it was Shrub. That poor damn dog......
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You guys are too much. lol.
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And, of course, not to be outdone by a *cough* dog, there is plenty of conspiracy surrounding 'Socks' Clinton and the oddly suspicious timing of his or her death! Considering all the other right-wing conspiracy theories, I'm not even sure if this is satire!! It only goes to show the feline lengths some White House pets will go to!
http://www.artesianmedia.com/blog/2009/02/23/socks-the-cat-conspiracy-theories-on-the-rise-2/
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ok. needed a cheer me up moment today and UPS arrived. leopard cat bed. poor design. it was like climbing on a marshmallow during an earthquake. way overstuffed.
so... I pulled half of the fiberfill out.
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(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o745/mjm711/DSCN1395_zps154a326e.jpg) (http://s1341.photobucket.com/user/mjm711/media/DSCN1395_zps154a326e.jpg.html)
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Cute, very cute. ;D
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I can see from that pic you have finally beat the stuffing out of those cats .
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I can see from that pic you have finally beat the stuffing out of those cats .
Nope. They have been beating it out of each other. There was a winner though...
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Gay Pants is now down to 8 lives. :'(
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The last frame of this video says it all . https://screen.yahoo.com/comedy/jealous-cat-bullies-friend-092741160.html
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Cute, very cute. ;D
I want to see pictures of the nail clipping! Nothing turns 'cute' into 'blood-thirsty psychotic feline frenzy' quite as well as a carefully timed nail clipping without personal protective gear. I found a use for your stuffing-less pillow husk, Mitch! The Cat Bag....great for tossing kitty in so that you can tend to his talons without becoming a shish-ka-bob!
He looks so calm here.....obviously medicated.
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^^
RUBBER CAT MONTHY
Oh Dano you are straying from the Vanilla Path since your move to the Big city
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My gut tells me Dano hasn't been on a Vanilla path in quite some time.
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My gut tells me Dano hasn't been on a Vanilla path in quite some time.
Always trust your gut instinct!
I've been on the receiving end of my psychotic black brick with talons one too many times during a quality nail clipping. Usually, he manages to get one right in the skin and latch on and then give me the look of 'Go ahead.....make my day!' No hissing, no squirming.....but we know the end result of the balance of power change. I've thought about the bag.....but our relationship is such that I'd probably leave him in it afterwards for payback. One thing about Munchkins...they may be short but they have some freakishly large muscles in those stubby legs.
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Have none off you cat lovers heard off chloroform?
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As far as nail clipping goes... Kenny has researched it thoroughly.
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Did it do any good? Ha! No. We resorted to the blanket burrito and even then the blood appeared. Which reminds me, it's that time again. Maybe elbow length leather gloves? Or chloroform. lol
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Now dear Miss MiaSofia has been taught to attend to her own manicure needs , and is at this moment just zipping up her JUNIOR MISS nail file clippers etc and putting them back in the draw.
Pity that cats are too "independent" to learn anything.
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Kenny dear cats cannot read and have no interest in religion,
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Elbow length rubber gloves? Well, uh......ok.......wow. TMI (unless you have pictures). You just have them around the house for a thorough bathroom cleaning? Perhaps they're for the alternative / goth opera in Connecticut?
Here you go! How to Chloroform a Cat straight from YouTube!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf-h8EiTtw0 (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf-h8EiTtw0)
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Now dear Miss MiaSofia has been taught to attend to her own manicure needs , and is at this moment just zipping up her JUNIOR MISS nail file clippers etc and putting them back in the draw.
Pity that cats are too "independent" to learn anything.
So disappointed to hear Miss Mia has to miss the spa treatment that cats demand. She must be jealous and is making her own way through the world as best she can.
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Miss Mia is a independent Gal and currently owns 5 Cat Spa,s and 7 Drive throe Neutering locations.
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Kenny dear cats cannot read and have no interest in religion,
Another plus. lol.Miss Mia is a indepandant Gal and currently owns 5 Spa,s .
And she does her own nails. Very impressed!
Elbow length rubber gloves? Well, uh......ok.......wow. TMI (unless you have pictures). You just have them around the house for a thorough bathroom cleaning? Perhaps they're for the alternative / goth opera in Connecticut?
Leather gloves. Me thinks you are reading into words not on the page. lol.
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Re Dano,s video find until the end I thought great kid snuffs cat film,s. Dano has strayed.
then realized it was just another example off what happens to humans when they breed all judgment regarding off spring out the window and they buy animated cushions.
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Another plus. lol.
And she does her own nails. Very impressed!
Durrr who else is going to teach the ex commy block bitches she employ,s at the Spa,s.
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Leather gloves. Me thinks you are reading into words not on the page. lol.
Geez....where did I get THAT from. Although, nothing is quite as stylish as full-length rubber opera gloves. I'm sure Gaga will have them soon if she already doesn't. No, I am not watching porn at 3pm!!
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Anybody else been to a Funeral where there where bouquets off rubber roses ?
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Anybody else been to a Funeral where there where bouquets off rubber roses ?
No, but I've been to funerals where they handed out bowls of rubbers.
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No, but I've been to funerals where they handed out bowls of rubbers.
A change from canapes and champagne. My own personal Favourite.
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http://www.5by.com/go-pro/posts/2o3/gopro-fireman-saves-kitten (http://www.5by.com/go-pro/posts/2o3/gopro-fireman-saves-kitten)
This is for all you Kitty lovers {firemen are,t bad either}
I expect a lot for this Mitch
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Such a fuss over a little singed pussy hair .
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http://www.5by.com/go-pro/posts/2o3/gopro-fireman-saves-kitten (http://www.5by.com/go-pro/posts/2o3/gopro-fireman-saves-kitten)
This is for all you Kitty lovers {firemen are,t bad either}
I expect a lot for this Mitch
Here you go Michael. ;)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/23/firefighters-rescue-dog_n_4495779.html
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Howudodat
Although I knew the outcome , it was still an extremely anxious 2 minutes . My cheque is in the Post to the Welesney Fire Fighters Windows and Orphans along with a request for any naked Fire Fighters calendars .
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Such a fuss over a little singed pussy hair .
Hey, you just watch it buddy, before someone comes along and singes your pussy hair.
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Hey, you just watch it buddy, before someone comes along and singes your pussy hair.
When I was a young blade enjoying my knowledge off where to drink 24 hours a day in little ole London ----- late one afternoon enthusiastically retelling a Yarn to 5 or 6 best friends my crutch emitted much smoke and our group reacted with alarm mirth and confusion.
A cardboard envelope off matches advertising the last drinking den tightly cocooned in my 501 ,s had been ignited by my movements and the alcohol and my friend from the Brazilian embassy,s prezzie had acted as quite an effective pain killer.
Oh what larks next week the time I missed the ashtray and the cab driver avoided the crash!!!
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Mitch, I'm giving you an early Christmas present with this. Enjoy:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/29/cat-people-dog-people-intelligence_n_5412245.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/29/cat-people-dog-people-intelligence_n_5412245.html)
Since my cat thinks it's a dog and even barks - I claim both ends of the study.
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Mitch, I'm giving you an early Christmas present with this. Enjoy:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/29/cat-people-dog-people-intelligence_n_5412245.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/29/cat-people-dog-people-intelligence_n_5412245.html)
Since my cat thinks it's a dog and even barks - I claim both ends of the study.
lol. I almost posted that yesterday but I got distracted by something shiny.
Maybe it takes awhile for that cat lover intelligence thing to kick in? ???
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If cat lovers are so smart then why don't they get a dog ?
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If cat lovers are so smart then why don't they get a dog ?
A friend of mine has a cat and a dog. The dog is for the cat's amusement.
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A friend of mine has a cat and a dog. The dog is for the cat's amusement.
Then the cat is pretty smart ... wanting a dog and everything .
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back over 20 years ago when i my ex and i first moved in together, she had this freakish giant maine coon, i had a silver doberman (maxwell, as in maxwells silver hammer) he was an awesome dog, dumber than a rock though. this cat moved in, and would be chill for weeks. but suddenly, out of the blue, she'd come bolting through the house like greased lightening howling like a banshee in heat and pull up in front of max. she'd slap him i swear a dozen times across across the face before he even got up from dozing. then she'd be gone just as fast. poor max always looked so hurt and confused, would look at me like why in the hell did you let that thing in the house
max used to eat my gym socks. found the old boy dead with a sock half out his ass. dumb dog.
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max used to eat my gym socks. found the old boy dead with a sock half out his ass.
I'm starting the pool...how long before someone says, "I had an EX like that...."
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I'm starting the pool...how long before someone says, "I had an EX like that...."
Well it does fit a particular request once made
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Then the cat is pretty smart ... wanting a dog and everything .
lol. Makes me wonder how many dogs are wanting a cat.
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Just an update. Left poor Goo out in the rain overnight 2 days ago. Parental guilt! We were out on our deck/balcony and didn't see her come out. We ate, came in, and went straight to bed.
They (Goo and Gay Pants) are still unpredictable in the evening and we thought they were both settled under the bed. Well... he was, she wasn't. Didn't discover it until the next day. :( I was frantic!! I called her name and heard her loud meow. Found her on the copper ledge looking a bit wet. Not drenched as she must have spent the night under the air conditioner.
Anyway, her expression was priceless once she knew that I found her. She trotted right in and talked up a storm while at the same time was giving me loving and gratitude like I was a fireman pulling up a kid that was just trapped in a well. Ugh! I felt so guilty but she seemed to not notice.
Since then, it's been nothing but greater trust. Go figure!
Picked some sunflowers today and here she is in all here glory. Oops, I started posting and forgot to get the pic loaded in photo bucket. Give me a minute.
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