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Offline shadowfluid

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Inbox/Sent text messages in my phone
« on: January 19, 2008, 02:27:58 pm »
Damn, you're like Carmen Sandiego

i think i was just bitten by a pigeon

for sure, hair sister

life before google wasnt really a life was it

they are gonna gang bang you

My abs look like thats cuz I do Pilates 5 days a week *flips hair*

do you have a suit w/ shoulder pads?

is this some new form of ebonics I don't know about?

Holly...alcohol is your friend.

it'll be like my ex bf gay porn night!

does moby live in san francisco?  i think i just passed him walking a dog.  or maybe it was stanford from SATC

damn.  its over.  it was our girl -bumps chest twice- aaliyah or whatever

and i want to eat gummy worms without it hurting but we cant always get what we want can we

omg follow him!

god, it just took me 3 tries to type out juice

i understood about 5 words in that text

I could use a good ol fashion dry hump right about now

ASS

We got cut off at the airport bar!!

candy crotch

ate the best/dirtiest bbq at a gas station with real cowboys and immigrants on our way to the airport

a hot cowboy gave me rape eyes and my panties got wet

why do you like bubble butts?

well flannel is undeniably hot!

would it be really corny to get a tattoo of a lyric from a fall out boy song?

do you ever have the urge for a really hot chick to sit on your face?

god.  why does my work smell like an airplane

why do the guys you hook up with have retarded names?

Just at work wishing I was under your armpit enjoying the glory.

makeup lesson 12: when using foundation, dont forget the neck.  because they won't.

friend tradition.  oh and whores

No apples for them.  Glue factory a def threat

Tell him to meet us at the bunk house for a keg stand
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Offline Oceanbeach

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Re: Inbox/Sent text messages in my phone
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2008, 08:21:36 pm »
My answering machine message said...

You have reached the Southern California Suicide Prevention Hotline

If you prefer death by hanging, press 1 now

If you prefer death by accidental drug ovedose, press 2 now

If you would like to order a pizza, press 3 now

In all the time I ran that message... no one ever ordered pizza  ;D  Have the best day
Michael
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Offline shadowfluid

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Re: Inbox/Sent text messages in my phone
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 01:31:34 am »
Quote from: Sonomabeach on January 19, 2008, 08:21:36 pm
My answering machine message said...

You have reached the Southern California Suicide Prevention Hotline

If you prefer death by hanging, press 1 now

If you prefer death by accidental drug ovedose, press 2 now

If you would like to order a pizza, press 3 now

In all the time I ran that message... no one ever ordered pizza  ;D  Have the best day
Michael

So you familar with Palos Verdes?  Born and raised.  My parents live there....housesitting over the weekend was nice. :)
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Inbox/Sent text messages in my phone
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2008, 01:38:43 am »
Hello, Barbara Bennet called.  You're needed on assignment at Redbook at 8am and will be on that red eye.

Air kisses

Your new Cloak satchel had to be shipped from the Neimans in Vegas.  We were all out here.
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Offline shadowfluid

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Re: Inbox/Sent text messages in my phone
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2008, 01:48:27 am »
Quote from: philly267 on January 21, 2008, 01:38:43 am
Hello, Barbara Bennet called.  You're needed on assignment at Redbook at 8am and will be on that red eye.

Air kisses

Your new Cloak satchel had to be shipped from the Neimans in Vegas.  We were all out here.

I'm too young to understand what you're saying. HEARTS!
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March 11     756

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Inbox/Sent text messages in my phone
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2008, 02:00:14 am »
OMG... I WAS TOTALLY SURFING THE CRIMSON WAVE

... but you don't understand!  IT'S AN ALIA!!!
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Offline 404error

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Re: Inbox/Sent text messages in my phone
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2008, 04:22:41 am »
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do you ever have the urge for a really hot chick to sit on your face?

all the time!
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Offline Oceanbeach

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Re: Inbox/Sent text messages in my phone
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2008, 10:09:47 pm »
Quote from: shadowfluid on January 21, 2008, 01:31:34 am
So you familar with Palos Verdes?  Born and raised.  My parents live there....housesitting over the weekend was nice. :)

I have lived in Palo Verde, San Pedro, Redondo Beach and many other beach communities on the left coast, right coast and Hawaii.  Have the best day
Michael
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