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Title: Austin is just to weird for Kim Jong Un
Post by: WillyWump on March 29, 2013, 11:12:58 am
North Korea reportedly arming and aiming missiles for Austin Texas (along with LA and DC). This in response to yesterdays B2 Bomber flyovers of S. Korea by the US.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/03/29/north-korea-orders-rocket-prep-b2-drill/

Henry, better put a helmet on!

(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/kji_zps7e02ad28.jpg)

The good news is American Intelligence believes the N. Koreans don't have the ability to hit the US mainland.

The bad news is that American intelligence is a joke.





Title: Re: Austin is just to weird for Kim Jong Un
Post by: pozniceguy on March 29, 2013, 01:09:07 pm
I  guess  they can aim them any where they want  but so far  what they got  wont  get to  Alaska


Nick
Title: Re: Austin is just to weird for Kim Jong Un
Post by: buginme2 on March 29, 2013, 02:36:16 pm
This is a fascinating article in Washington Post today

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/03/29/photo-from-kim-jong-uns-war-room-reveals-north-koreas-u-s-mainland-strike-plan/

My favorite line from the article "they are probably bluffing, but you have to admire their attention to detail."

Title: Re: Austin is just to weird for Kim Jong Un
Post by: mecch on March 29, 2013, 03:06:47 pm
Something Stanley Kubrick about this whole thing... 

That said. I'm hardly a hawk.  But flakes like Imadinnerjacket and Lil Kim Yongmyong Hungtongue mustn't get their hands on accurate long-range missles and atomic weapons.... 

Operation Opera - Israel took out an Iraqi nuclear reactor. - early 80s
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Opera

I won't be surprised if Obama and/or Netanyahu have something up their sleeves for this summer.  But I also have some confidence in John Kerry's skill... More than Hillary Clinton's in fact.
Title: Re: Austin is just to weird for Kim Jong Un
Post by: WillyWump on March 29, 2013, 05:13:20 pm
Kim's father was a bit of a troublemaker as well, but he was just a little bit  ronery  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apyB93-1FHk)


It seems Austin already has PSA on how to be prepared for an attack...just a few years old though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCQePqXEwwA

Title: Re: Austin is just to weird for Kim Jong Un
Post by: Miss Philicia on March 29, 2013, 06:00:17 pm
Koreans probably see Texas as an easy target for their badly guided missiles because of all of the fat people there.
Title: Re: Austin is just to weird for Kim Jong Un
Post by: ds4146 on March 29, 2013, 09:59:13 pm
Koreans probably see Texas as an easy target for their badly guided missiles because of all of the fat people there.
Oh wow....LMAO, and snort a shot of wine!

Be careful though, with them there Tatter Totes, whatever the f they are, just don't bloat yourself up more then the Queen of Food.
Title: Re: Austin is just to weird for Kim Jong Un
Post by: WillyWump on March 30, 2013, 01:57:06 pm
Oh wow....LMAO, and snort a shot of wine!

Be careful though, with them there Tatter Totes, whatever the f they are, just don't bloat yourself up more then the Queen of Food.

Trollz be h8tin!
Title: Re: Austin is just to weird for Kim Jong Un
Post by: anniebc on March 30, 2013, 08:04:02 pm
Well I hope it doesn't happen when Jen and I get there, I hope Santi and Creighton have a shelter we can head to if needed ;)

Aroha
Jan :-*
Title: Re: Austin is just to weird for Kim Jong Un
Post by: Buckmark on March 30, 2013, 10:24:46 pm
Koreans probably see Texas as an easy target for their badly guided missiles because of all of the fat people there.

Are you saying you can outrun a ICBM, with those bad feet of yours?
Title: Re: Austin is just to weird for Kim Jong Un
Post by: WillyWump on March 31, 2013, 10:19:03 am
Are you saying you can outrun a ICBM, with those bad feet of yours?

She's pretty spry on them hooves.
Title: Re: Austin is just to weird for Kim Jong Un
Post by: Basquo on March 31, 2013, 09:01:24 pm
Well I hope it doesn't happen when Jen and I get there, I hope Santi and Creighton have a shelter we can head to if needed ;)

Aroha
Jan :-*

Fortunately, we're just outside the city limits, so we'll have a head start if we get any warning. If we're at my dad's compound ranch, we'll have plenty of bread and butter jalepenos that they've been canning for the last 3 years. If you want a real shelter, I'm afraid this is all I have to offer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd9Ps7MAtZU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd9Ps7MAtZU)
Title: Re: Austin is just to weird for Kim Jong Un
Post by: WillyWump on April 03, 2013, 10:37:52 pm
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/KimJongUn_zps1010dd3e.jpg)
Title: Re: Austin is just to weird for Kim Jong Un
Post by: anniebc on April 04, 2013, 05:52:05 pm
Fortunately, we're just outside the city limits, so we'll have a head start if we get any warning. If we're at my dad's compound ranch, we'll have plenty of bread and butter jalepenos that they've been canning for the last 3 years. If you want a real shelter, I'm afraid this is all I have to offer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd9Ps7MAtZU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd9Ps7MAtZU)

The Ranch sounds safe enough but I would starve, I can't eat hot or spicy stuff, can you ask them to start canning fruit.. :D.

Aroha
Jan :-*