Nutrition, Wumpette Style

[denb45]

Bitches please, can we keep the Socio-economic talk out of my Pancakes and Cheeseburgers thread. 

-Will (who btw sports around in a stunning Mercedes Benz Eclass )

Miss Thang ( Miss P) brought it up not me, hey I don't care if your below the FPL or above it, or if you like to eat Pancakes and Cheeseburgers (I do sometimes too)  I just cannot understand for the life of me, why your being tortured so much in here for who you are, and what you like to eat...hey Will your ok with me 

[denb45]

Bitches please, can we keep the Socio-economic talk out of my Pancakes and Cheeseburgers thread. 

Btw, I was the only one driving a Mercedes Benz  at the Burger Boy today..

What is a Burger Boy  is that like a whatabuger or a Sonic?  is it a Texas chain or something ( I saw a Rally burger in Indy) last summer & had no idea what it even was......LOL

[WillyWump]

What is a Burger Boy  is that like a whatabuger or a Sonic?  is it a Texas chain or something ( I saw a Rally burger in Indy) last summer & had no idea what it even was......LOL

There is only one Burger Boy in SA so I think it is family owned, it resides in what used to be a "Whopper Burger". Speaking of Whopper Burger, how bout a little Wump family history... before I was born my 19yo old mother met and fell in love with a guy named F. BAtes, who owned a chain of restaurants called Whopper Burger. They were actually very big here in South Texas. He drove a big El Dorado and flew her all around the US trying to Woo her, but he got drunk one night and slapped her or something and she left him, never looking back. and then met and fell in love with a Long tall rancher at the Houston Stock Show and Rodeo...said rancher would later sire the Wump

Ima have to take you and hubby out for a big greasy burger in DC

[denb45]

Ima have to take you and hubby out for a big greasy burger in DC

WOW that's quite a story there Will    yeah we sure would like that  especially with a fine young man such as you  that would make our day for sure 

[buginme2]

What is a Burger Boy  is that like a whatabuger or a Sonic?  is it a Texas chain or something ( I saw a Rally burger in Indy) last summer & had no idea what it even was......LOL

It makes you wonder, just how many different buger places are there in Texas?  It sounds like the options are endless. 

WOW that's quite a story there Will 

Yes, quite the story, sounds like an episode of Dallas. 

[Hellraiser]

When you use the word sire it sounds like you're talking about animals.

[Buckmark]

When you use the word sire it sounds like you're talking about animals.

We're all animals.

[Buckmark]

Wumpy, I want you to take me here:

Bun 'N' Barrel

[WillyWump]

Wumpy, I want you to take me here:

Bun 'N' Barrel

OMg Henry, The Bun is about 5 blocks from my house! I love it there, I have yet to find a better burger and there's a waitress there that has been employed by them for 40 years! and if you sit at the counter you get included in on the waitress and cook talk and all their shenanigans.

-W

[buginme2]

I think they made a tv show awhile back about that with Flo, Vera, Alice, and Mel as the cook.

[WillyWump]

I think they made a tv show awhile back about that with Flo, Vera, Alice, and Mel as the cook.

Lol. I loved that show! poor goofy Vera.  My cousins and I used to play that and I always wanted to be Flo, but since I was the only guy I always had to be Mel.   

[Hellraiser]

Kiss my grits, Mel!

[WillyWump]

Kiss my grits, Mel!

was going to post a witty pic of Flo... but can you believe there are no Mels place pics on photobucket? young wippersnappers dont know what their missing.

Anyways, I spent most of the day gathering papers and receipts to take to the tax man and just got plum exhausted.

So I decided to treat myself...



Now before you "holier than thou" types start lecturing me about fat...this was a FAT FREE Frozen yogurt  Caramel Custard with Marshmallows, now granted the mallows and chocolate doodads had a bit of fat in them but I mostly ate around those.

Of course next to Nikkis frozen Yogurt was Papa Deans Popcorn (world famous), so I had to step in there and get a couple bags...

http://papadeans.com/



Yes that is Snickerdoodle popcorn you see 

[buginme2]

Willy, you just are living the life aren't you? 

That pic of the yogurt has given me a craving for some www.menchies.com

[Miss Philicia]

Jesus wept

[Rev. Moon]

::cough::

Hey Willy...


Man [supposedly] suffers a heart attack while eating at a burger joint

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

Are you sure this doesn't belong here, W?

[Rev. Moon]

This is for SpaceBar, so that he never goes back to Chilli's (and La Wumpette may also need to use this, as she has displayed a limited knowledge of this cuisine  )

How to Order Mexican Food Without Sounding Estúpido

[Miss Philicia]

Btw, I was the only one driving a Mercedes Benz 

With 18 years of child(or children's) support we're supposed to believe you drive a Benz? Oh please.

Now, where's that lipid report from you doctor that you promised to have notarized and then scanned for the forum?

[WillyWump]

With 18 years of child(or children's) support we're supposed to believe you drive a Benz? Oh please.

Yes. Because I'd be driving a NEW Benz and not a 9 yr old Benz if I didnt have to pay $470.mo in child support (recently lowered).

Now, where's that lipid report from you doctor that you promised to have notarized and then scanned for the forum?

about that... the Doc forgot to include that panel in my labs. So it will be another 3 months before we have proof of my beautiful lipid levels due to my Oatmeal/banana/Fish oil regimin.

that being said, I now weigh 175, which is the heaviest I have ever been and almost 30 pounds heavier since quitting smoking..

SO being that swimsuit season is a mere couple months away, there will be some changes afoot, and you will begin to start noticing them right here in this thread as I start doing away with the glutonous meals and start ushering in "lighter and friendlier meals"

Right after I finish these...

[Miss Philicia]

the Doc forgot to include that panel in my labs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH8K0bPc-BE

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

0 g trans-fat.

That's the funniest thing I've seen in awhile   

[J.R.E.]

        Stay away from the "Heart Attack Grill" in Las Vegas:   


http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/02/16/146992505/man-has-heart-attack-while-eating-at-the-heart-attack-grill


Ray

[denb45]

        Stay away from the "Heart Attack Grill" in Las Vegas:   


http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/02/16/146992505/man-has-heart-attack-while-eating-at-the-heart-attack-grill


Ray

Ray, hubby & I went there a few yr. back.....lol we had to share what I ordered, cause we couldn't eat it all,  1/4 for each of us , and we left the other half on the plate, and lived to tell about it     now i remember, we shared the double bypass heart attack burger.......lol   Will, you would have loved it 

[odyssey]

Ray, hubby & I went there a few yr. back.....lol we had to share what I ordered, cause we couldn't eat it all,  1/4 for each of us , and we left the other half on the plate, and lived to tell about it     now i remember, we shared the double bypass heart attack burger.......lol   Will, you would have loved it 

Ok,  the geek in me is about to call you out Dennis!  If there were three of you (Ray, your husband, and you) and you each at 1/4 of the meal, there wouldn't be 1/2 left, only 1/4. 1 - 3/4 = 1/4.

Math lesson finished... 

odyssey

[J.R.E.]

Ok,  the geek in me is about to call you out Dennis!  If there were three of you (Ray, your husband, and you) and you each at 1/4 of the meal, there wouldn't be 1/2 left, only 1/4. 1 - 3/4 = 1/4.

Math lesson finished... 

odyssey

LOl----  I was never there, I have never been in las Vegas..  Dennis was just addressing me. Ray,  hubby and I ....



Ray 

[Miss Philicia]

I'm still questioning the "Doc ate my labwork" line... and all that after porking up like the Goodyear blimp to boot.

[Miss Philicia]

Tonight is strascinati pasta in fresh tomatoes with beef and veal meatballs. followed by fresh strawberries drizzled in balsamic, and a late night cup of hot cocoa made with raw goat milk.

[WillyWump]

I'm still questioning the "Doc ate my labwork" line...

I'm still questioning why you dont fix your avatar.

Tonight is strascinati pasta in fresh tomatoes with beef and veal meatballs. followed by fresh strawberries drizzled in balsamic, and a late night cup of hot cocoa made with raw goat milk.

That sounds delish.

Since I was bad at lunch at El Maracumbe I am having a small salad and Ham sandwich for dinner.

The new me and all that.

-W

[Miss Philicia]

Ham sandwich

FULL OF SODIUM

PS: THIS LOOKS SO ULTRA-SUBURBAN

... and the owner is Mr. H.D. Hosseini Abbas -- are you sure this isn't Egyptian?

PPS: google-maps shows this establishment is located 2000 ft. from a Walmart Supercenter, and next to Sally's Beauty Supply and Dorothy's Dance Shop.

Do you have your hair plugs done at
Hagood's Hair Happenings, 1455 Austin Highway #109 ?

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[Rev. Moon]

The new me and all that.

-W

Pffffttt!!


I just came back from having an early dinner at Fritz & Franz Bierhaus in Coral Gables.  Had a couple of two liter Warsteiner Dunkel, Sauerbraten mit Spätzle, and a little bit of Gulaschsuppe.  Nothing fancy like the stuff that Philicia is cooking tonight, but delicious nonetheless.  And the company, a couple of Brazilian friends who are trying to convince me about doing some volunteer work this Summer, was phenomenal.

[Miss Philicia]

I just came back from having an early dinner at Fritz & Franz Bierhaus in Coral Gables.  Had a couple of two liter Warsteiner Dunkel, Sauerbraten mit Spätzle, and a little bit of Gulaschsuppe.  Nothing fancy like the stuff that Philicia is cooking tonight, but delicious nonetheless. 

Child please -- I know who I'm coming to visit. Plus didn't the CBC in Coral Gables just re-open? Plus local chef celeb Jose Garces is opening Froman's Wurst House in the heart of the Gayborhood by next year in this chic 1970's abandoned building and a block from the Club Body Center, so now the queens can get stuffed in both ends along with some beer.

[WillyWump]

PS: THIS LOOKS SO ULTRA-SUBURBAN

... and the owner is Mr. H.D. Hosseini Abbas -- are you sure this isn't Egyptian?

For fuck's sake. Do you always ahve to pick apart everything?

It's convenient, delish, and they make great margaritas, and it is a mere 1 mile from the gates of Ft. Sam Houston....

Enchiladas, Tequila and soldiers, it just doesnt get any better on a friday in San Antonio Texas. 

I just came back from having an early dinner at Fritz & Franz Bierhaus in Coral Gables.  Had a couple of two liter Warsteiner Dunkel, Sauerbraten mit Spätzle, and a little bit of Gulaschsuppe. 

That menu looks AMAZING. I am a sucker for Sauerkraut (being the good German that I am). The "Wurst Teller" and  "Holsteinschnitzel mit Kartoffselaot" is making my mouth water.

*stupid salad and sandwhich Im eating*

[Solo_LTSurvivor]

Do you have your hair plugs done at
Hagood's Hair Happenings, 1455 Austin Highway #109 ?

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I was thinking more like Mr. Ray's Wig World....

I'm still questioning why you dont fix your avatar.

-W

She likes being popular, don't cha know??

[Rev. Moon]

Child please -- I know who I'm coming to visit. Plus didn't the CBC in Coral Gables just re-open?

Yeah, it is now called Club Aqua.  Haven't been there in a while.  Last time I visited it was still CBC, back in my pre-pozzum days.  It was a night out with my best friend and a Cuban bugarrón that we met at super tacky night club El Bohemio (you would looove that joint, it is "decadent 2.0").

[WillyWump]

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LOL, that is next to the CiCi's Pizza I've been known to frequent.

[Miss Philicia]

Yeah, after your hair plug treatment

[Rev. Moon]

Yeah, after your hair plug treatment

[Ann]

Yeah, it is now called Club Aqua.

Found on the above linked website:

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Nice they bothered to provide a safe sex guide, but too bad they haven't bothered making sure the Out in America website is still up and running. All I get for any of their links is one of those problem loading page pages.

They should let JK and me collaborate on a safe(r) sex guide for them that they could publish directly on their site, instead of relying on some other site.

[Miss Philicia]

Breakfast: pain au chocolate aux noisette, Chemex-brewed Finca Villa Loyola (Columbia), Kashi whole grain cereal w/1% milk, and a bowl of fresh strawberries and sliced banana.

[mecch]

Lunch - some package of prepared "valentines day salad" that was filled with colorful bits of winter vegetables, to which I added cut up roast chicken, arugula, more beets, and a potato-ham-leek-and-pea stir fry I made the other day.  Rest of last night's mousseux - cheap but delicious CAVA.

[Miss Philicia]

Dinner: Mushrooms, Beets and Baby Greens Salad; cacciatorini and La Serena (Spain/Extremadura) raw sheep milk cheese with a vegetarian coagulant.

Actually I just finished cooking the beets and they need to cool down before I cube them. I may just stick them in the fridge and have this to eat tomorrow.

SO INSTEAD I MAY COOK A FROZEN PIZZA. (but it's the though that counts!)

Plus my feet hurt and I'm kind of tired.

[WillyWump]

Beets  and La Serena (Spain/Extremadura) raw sheep milk cheese with a vegetarian coagulant.

that is all.

[Miss Philicia]

Cold, cubed fresh beets in a mixed green salad with a blood orange vinaigrette is one of the true wonders of gastronomy. I promise you would enjoy mine. Perhaps with a white bean bruschetta?

[WillyWump]

. I promise you would enjoy mine. Perhaps with a white bean bruschetta?

I doubt it. I do not do beets, no matter how much lipstick you put on that pig.

btw, you never got back to me...Am I going to be able to take your parents to http://www.mitierracafe.com/ and get them liquored up on margaritas when they come to San Antone next week?

-W

[Rev. Moon]

I doubt it. I do not do beets, no matter how much lipstick you put on that pig.

::faints::

Evidently you have never tried a delicious Labskaus or a good Rote Beetesalat.  You would definitely change your mind, Mr. Deutschland.

[WillyWump]

::faints::

Evidently you have never tried a delicious Labskaus or a good Rote Beetesalat.  You would definitely change your mind, Mr. Deutschland.

I have not.

I tend to stick to the tried and true Schnitzels and krauts.

You know, Im a little pissed off that Coral Gables Florida has better German restaraunts than my neighbor New BRaunfels, Texas. I used to go to http://www.friesenhausnb.com/lunch.htm but havent been in awhile, but judging by the menu it's lacking.

Sad since you cant get anymore more German than New BRaunfels Tx. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Braunfels,_Texas

[Rev. Moon]

I have not.

I tend to stick to the tried and true Schnitzels and krauts.

You know, Im a little pissed off that Coral Gables Florida has better German restaraunts than my neighbor New BRaunfels, Texas. I used to go to http://www.friesenhausnb.com/lunch.htm but havent been in awhile, but judging by the menu it's lacking.

Sad since you cant get anymore more German than New BRaunfels Tx. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Braunfels,_Texas

You need to expand your horizons, dahling.  I love me some Schnitzel, but there's a lot more to German and Austrian food than that.

Fritz & Franz is a really great place, especially during Oktoberfest or whenever there is a football (the real thing, aka soccer by some) game.  I go there more than anything for the beer.  I'm surprised that you don't have anything like it over there.

Speaking of beer, have you ever been to this place?  There is one location in San Antonio.  They have an infinite selection (and their food is actually pretty good). 

[WillyWump]

Speaking of beer, have you ever been to this place?  There is one location in San Antonio.  They have an infinite selection (and their food is actually pretty good).

I've not been there. But there is a similar place n Austin on 4th street that I use to frequent, however the name escapes me.

[Miss Philicia]

::faints::

Evidently you have never tried a delicious Labskaus or a good Rote Beetesalat.  You would definitely change your mind, Mr. Deutschland.

Honey chile, you know La Wumpella has only had beets from a can.

btw Wumpy -- according to The Twitter Machine it's #NationalMargaritaWeekend