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Title: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: ACinKC on February 28, 2007, 04:30:14 pm
This explains EVERYTHING!!


BETHLEHEM, Pa. Feb 28, 2007 (AP)— A middle school principal was charged with dealing crystal methamphetamine after police found the drug in his school office.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2911811
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Ihavehope on February 28, 2007, 05:07:15 pm
He was actually a nice principle. always nice and funy. He use to crak us up. I am shoked that he is now in jale.
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: ACinKC on February 28, 2007, 05:08:05 pm
And i personally didnt sleep for 3 days after Prom!
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Mouse on February 28, 2007, 06:04:18 pm
That's odd. I didn't know about this till just now and I pretty much live 5 minutes from Bethlehem, PA. In fact, I'm going to that city in a half hour for a youth group thinger. O.o;.
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Matty the Damned on February 28, 2007, 06:05:42 pm
In fact, I'm going to that city in a half hour for a youth group thinger.

Cool kidlet! Bring me back an eight-ball. ;)

MtD
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Mouse on February 28, 2007, 06:07:32 pm
In fact, I'm going to that city in a half hour for a youth group thinger.

Cool kidlet! Bring me back an eight-ball. ;)

MtD


For some reason I think that'd take longer than raccoon to arrive.
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Matty the Damned on February 28, 2007, 06:09:06 pm
For some reason I think that'd take longer than raccoon to arrive.

You could have stowed it in Racooooon. He wouldn't have minded. He's a bit like that. ;D

MtD
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Mouse on February 28, 2007, 06:10:38 pm
For some reason I think that'd take longer than raccoon to arrive.

You could have stowed it in Racooooon. He wouldn't have minded. He's a bit like that. ;D

MtD

This is true. Raccoon isn't the type to mind things inside of him.
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: ACinKC on February 28, 2007, 06:11:12 pm
You two are strange.... strange I tell you.
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Matty the Damned on February 28, 2007, 06:12:27 pm
This is true. Raccoon isn't the type to mind things inside of him.

Aubrey on the other hand would object. Percy tells me that Aubrey likes to top.

You two are strange.... strange I tell you.

You have no idea doll. ;)

MtD
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Mouse on February 28, 2007, 06:14:35 pm
This is true. Raccoon isn't the type to mind things inside of him.

Aubrey on the other hand would object. Percy tells me that Aubrey likes to top.

Oh my. No wonder Percy is kind of flat looking. Of course I can't say that I envy him, what with all those tusks involved.
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Matty the Damned on February 28, 2007, 06:17:29 pm
Oh my. No wonder Percy is kind of flat looking. Of course I can't say that I envy him, what with all those tusks involved.


Agreed. And poor old Percy only has one tusk. Aubrey's always showboating about the place with his two tusks. I hope that Wbat doesn't give pWbat a similarly hard time.

MtD
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Mouse on February 28, 2007, 06:18:28 pm
Oh my. No wonder Percy is kind of flat looking. Of course I can't say that I envy him, what with all those tusks involved.


Agreed. And poor old Percy only has one tusk. Aubrey's always showboating about the place with his two tusks. I hope that Wbat doesn't give pWbat a similarly hard time.

MtD

It's actually pWbat that gives Wbat a hard time.

pWbat has eyelids, you know.
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: ACinKC on February 28, 2007, 06:18:36 pm
THREAD JACKERS!!!!
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: aupointillimite on February 28, 2007, 06:19:18 pm
THREAD JACKERS!!!!

This thread is going to Havana, baby!
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Matty the Damned on February 28, 2007, 06:20:34 pm
It's actually pWbat that gives Wbat a hard time.

pWbat has eyelids, you know.


It wouldn't surprise me. The smaller the Wbat the meaner he is. I noticed pWbat's eyelids when I shoved him in that bag.

MtD
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Mouse on February 28, 2007, 06:22:44 pm
It's actually pWbat that gives Wbat a hard time.

pWbat has eyelids, you know.


It wouldn't surprise me. The smaller the Wbat the meaner he is. I noticed pWbat's eyelids when I shoved him in that bag.

MtD

He wasn't in there long, though. At least not any longer than Wbat was when you put HIM in the bag. And nowhere near as long as Raccoon was in the bag.
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: jkinatl2 on February 28, 2007, 06:22:52 pm
Best. Pep rallies. EVAR.

Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: ACinKC on February 28, 2007, 06:24:57 pm
OK now im just fuckin ROLLIN im laughing so hard.  I love that jk and matty came back and this is why.  You to jaser!

So in accordance with the new path of this thread I humbly offer...

Saxophone.  Suitcase.  Purple Cow.  New York Knicks.
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: aupointillimite on February 28, 2007, 06:25:37 pm
Best. Pep rallies. EVAR.



"We've got meth mouth, yes we do.
We've got meth mouth, how 'bout you?"
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Matty the Damned on February 28, 2007, 06:26:07 pm
He wasn't in there long, though. At least not any longer than Wbat was when you put HIM in the bag. And nowhere near as long as Raccoon was in the bag.

Racoooooon did have that scarf with him though. Such lovely colours. And anyway, Racooooon didn't mind. He says he's always enjoyed a cruise. :D

MtD
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Mouse on February 28, 2007, 06:27:04 pm
He wasn't in there long, though. At least not any longer than Wbat was when you put HIM in the bag. And nowhere near as long as Raccoon was in the bag.

Racoooooon did have that scarf with him though. Such lovely colours. And anyway, Racooooon didn't mind. He says he's always enjoyed a cruise. :D

MtD

I suspect lavender may be calming to Raccoons, though.
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Matty the Damned on February 28, 2007, 06:29:40 pm
I suspect lavender may be calming to Raccoons, though.

I believe it is. Aubrey, whilst indifferent to the colour scheme, greatly admires the quality stitchwork.

MtD
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: ACinKC on February 28, 2007, 06:36:17 pm
You 2 are giggling like a couple school girls arent you?!!?
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: Matty the Damned on February 28, 2007, 06:37:45 pm
You 2 are giggling like a couple school girls arent you?!!?

Pissing ourselves. :-*

MtD
Title: Re: I found the reason for illiteracy...
Post by: mjmel on February 28, 2007, 06:37:47 pm
This explains EVERYTHING!!


BETHLEHEM, Pa. Feb 28, 2007 (AP)— A middle school principal was charged with dealing crystal methamphetamine after police found the drug in his school office.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2911811
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