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(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/davidhighschool.jpg)
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Is that Adam Apple?
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(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/davidhighschool.jpg)
The 4th Brady Bunch Boy - Randall - The Lost Picture
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Innocence lost: the makings of a diva.
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(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/davidhighschool.jpg)
Herpes or puberty?
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I found another pic of the same exact dude, only maybe a year younger.
(http://www.nndb.com/people/660/000024588/ScottBaioMED.jpg)
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(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/3/39/Afterhead.jpg)
MtD
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You're all just a bunch of jaded old bitches from having open wounds from losing all of your tawdry, cheap tricks in the 1980's.
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(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/4/47/Thicklushhair.jpg)
MtD
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Were your eye brows really that shaped naturally or were you getting them done? What a cute guy! I want to see other's highschool pix now.
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ms. p...is that you?
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It's like seeing a caterpillar before her jaded bitter chrysalis.
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It's like seeing a caterpillar before her jaded bitter chrysalis.
hahaha...you've gotta love metamorphosis!
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(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/4/47/Thicklushhair.jpg)
MtD
This reminds me of a story that I read a couple of months ago (which I'm sure La Felicita has seen as well):
Gay and bald? Evo Morales thinks you ate too much chicken (http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/blog/2010/apr/22/chicken-causes-homosexuality-evo-morales)
Bolivian president causes homophobia storm by blaming 'deviant' men on hormone-reared fowl.
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Were your eye brows really that shaped naturally or were you getting them done? What a cute guy! I want to see other's highschool pix now.
I've always been accused of plucking, but they're actually just naturally perfectly shaped. I think I was maybe 16 years old in this picture.
Oh, and you should see the Olan Mills photos where my mother made me pose with my band uniform and my trombone -- travesty!
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I've always been accused of plucking, but they're actually just naturally perfectly shaped. I think I was maybe 16 years old in this picture.
Oh, and you should see the Olan Mills photos where my mother made me pose with my band uniform and my trombone -- travesty!
There's a joke about a rusty trombone in here somewhere, or perhaps that you played the 'bone. I dunno I'm too tired to come up with the actual joke.
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Wow, you were handsome when you were young!
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Wow, you were handsome when you were young!
And Im sure he still is today ;)
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And Im sure he still is today ;)
Today... with hair:
(http://open.salon.com/files/scott_baio_354000a1255890763.jpg)
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In exactly two weeks I'll have my first Sculptra injections -- if I'm not too traumatized by the bruising I may be inspired to visually document the ordeal. I have some really sad, pathetic POZ FACE ™ pictures I could present, but it would only scare the baby seals.
Instead, I'll regal you with this.
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/IMG_1667.jpg)
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I just knew you were a handsome mofo . WOOF .
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If that leather vest isn't D&G I'm so disappointed in you.
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If that leather vest isn't D&G I'm so disappointed in you.
It was custom made, as were the chaps, at The Noose (http://www.observer.com/2007/adieu-noose-another-kinky-sex-shop-shutters-chelsea), the premiere leather shop in Chelsea which unfortunately closed three years ago when the owner passed away. I had the entire ensemble made over a span of many months in preparation for the Black Party in 1997, at which I met a very hunky man from New Zealand.
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I was always under the impression you looked like Matthew Broderick. All these years after reading your posts it's hard to believe my visions of Broderick sitting behind a laptop were wrong.
This is a sad thread indeed.
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It was custom made, as were the chaps, at The Noose (http://www.observer.com/2007/adieu-noose-another-kinky-sex-shop-shutters-chelsea), the premiere leather shop in Chelsea which unfortunately closed three years ago when the owner passed away. I had the entire ensemble made over a span of many months in preparation for the Black Party in 1997, at which I met a very hunky man from New Zealand.
I approve of this then. You're all cute and stuff too, I'd pinch your cheeks.
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It was custom made, as were the chaps, at The Noose (http://www.observer.com/2007/adieu-noose-another-kinky-sex-shop-shutters-chelsea), the premiere leather shop in Chelsea which unfortunately closed three years ago when the owner passed away. I had the entire ensemble made over a span of many months in preparation for the Black Party in 1997, at which I met a very hunky man from New Zealand.
wow, i remember the noose...ahh memories
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(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/davidhighschool.jpg)
"dominican slot machine" ;)
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I have some really sad, pathetic POZ FACE ™ pictures I could present, but it would only scare the baby seals.
lulz ;D
Instead, I'll regal you with this.
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/IMG_1667.jpg)
Child, look at you all fierce and stuff. You could fool anyone with this pic and say you're some ravenous top.
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lulz ;D
Child, look at you all fierce and stuff. You could fool anyone with this pic and say you're some ravenous top.
Well, yeah -- I was wearing this when I scored that Catholic priest at a leather bar and then pissed all over him, after he initially requested to be fisted. TESTIFY!
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Well, yeah -- I was wearing this when I scored that Catholic priest at a leather bar and then pissed all over him, after he initially requested to be fisted. TESTIFY!
You pulled a padre? Neat. The best I've managed is a baptist deacon and three mormon missionaries, none simultaneously.
Oh yeah and there nearly was a Jehovah's Witless on one occasion, but he was too quick on his feet.
MtD
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I made out with a seminarian, does that count?
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I made out with a seminarian, does that count?
Did you get semen on his cassock?
MtD
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Instead, I'll regal you with this.
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/IMG_1667.jpg)
Woof! You definitely don't do anything half way. I appreciate that.
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I've always been accused of plucking, but they're actually just naturally perfectly shaped. I think I was maybe 16 years old in this picture.
Oh, and you should see the Olan Mills photos where my mother made me pose with my band uniform and my trombone -- travesty!
My brother had one of those. He is holding his trumpet and they super-imposed another pic of him inside the opening of the trumpet. He is also wearing his calculator watch which is so noticable. If I could get my hands on it, I would post it. It is hilarious.
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I can't believe I almost missed this thread. Miss P., all I can say is "WOOF". I always thought you would look like one of the Pet Shop Boys, but reality is so much better. After seeing this picture, I'm not sure I can call you Miss anything anymore.
As for tricking with a priest... I picked one up and we went back to the rectory of my grade school church. The same place I had "marriage counseling" and it was surreal. Walking the halls and then entering his room was strangely arousing and he was hot as hell. It was really strange to be fucking a priest, with all the religious icons in the room. Very strange indeed.
Confessions of a recovering Catholic.
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I can't believe I almost missed this thread. Miss P., all I can say is "WOOF". I always thought you would look like one of the Pet Shop Boys, but reality is so much better. After seeing this picture, I'm not sure I can call you Miss anything anymore.
Note to self: Joe likes leather.
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Note to self: Joe likes leather.
No, Joe LOVES LEATHER and has the herd to prove it.
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Miss P only breaks out the leather on special request nights. She's imminently more at ease with other looks. I should dig out a photo of my ex-husband for all of you to gag over.
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I made out with a seminarian, does that count?
Well, I WAS a seminarian and made out with several seminarians. This was back in the day, before they realized the futility, waste, and pointlessness of having minor seminaries (high school and first two years of college) and there were still young teenagers who were willing to attend them. For one semester I even carried on with the captain of the basketball team; I was...wait for it...the head of the cheerleading squad. Anyway, the basketball court and gym were in a separate building from the classrooms and dorms and was kept locked except during recreation times. However, the captain was the only student who had a key, and that's where we had our assignations: in the locker room--it wasn't until years later that I realized the setting and scenario were right out of a porn film.
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Miss P only breaks out the leather on special request nights. She's imminently more at ease with other looks. I should dig out a photo of my ex-husband for all of you to gag over.
Break out that photo of the ex for us pretty please . After seeing your pic I think I want to call you David from now own .
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Break out that photo of the ex for us pretty please . After seeing your pic I think I want to call you David from now own .
One of us together around the first year my face began caving in :( and the second shows you more what I had in bed next to me... all 210 lbs but with a 30" waist. (ps: that's a friend of mine cutting his hair)
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/ZZ41B0C105.jpg)
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/ZZ6C4F753D.jpg)
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WOW ... what a handsome couple you guys made !! .
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Awww. You're gonna have to stop showing us old photos David or I'm going to begin thinking of you in cute fuzzy terms.
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In exactly two weeks I'll have my first Sculptra injections -- if I'm not too traumatized by the bruising I may be inspired to visually document the ordeal. I have some really sad, pathetic POZ FACE ™ pictures I could present, but it would only scare the baby seals.
Instead, I'll regal you with this.
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/IMG_1667.jpg)
Do you want us to caption this? Matty, please step forward.
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(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/ZZ41B0C105.jpg)
I love how your ears stand out against the red of that London phone box. :)
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Something extra special from my senior year in high school.
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/lol.jpg)
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Were you pitching a fit because you really had your heart set on the avocado green princess phone instead of the red one ?
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No, I think it's the face I used to make when I'd do what was called "the bird call" -- basically a really loud, shrill sound like "kooooooo-KAH!" I think my older brother taught me how to do this, but then I took it to an entirely new, higher level and roped all of my friends in on it. We'd then go down to Tysons Corner Mall (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tysons_Corner_Center) and at the time it had this once part called The Aviary Court, which had these massive 3-story cages with exotic birds. We'd walk around and do the bird call and make shoppers jump in fright.
Sounds dumb but it was loads of fun.
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No, I think it's the face I used to make when I'd do what was called "the bird call" -- basically a really loud, shrill sound like "kooooooo-KAH!" I think my older brother taught me how to do this, but then I took it to an entirely new, higher level and roped all of my friends in on it. We'd then go down to Tysons Corner Mall (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tysons_Corner_Center) and at the time it had this once part called The Aviary Court, which had these massive 3-story cages with exotic birds. We'd walk around and do the bird call and make shoppers jump in fright.
Sounds dumb but it was loads of fun.
Being a kid and doing dumb things (and finding joy in it) is what makes being a kid the best time of your life.
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Being a kid and doing dumb things (and finding joy in it) is what makes being a kid the best time of your life.
That was really deep, Trey.
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Being a kid and doing dumb things (and finding joy in it) is what makes being a kid the best time of your life.
Do you write for Disney or something?
MtD
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Something extra special from my senior year in high school.
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/lol.jpg)
Now the bed spread matching the night stand cover... special.
That is something my mom would do.
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Miss P looks like my brother when he was that age .
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That was really deep, Trey.
But not as deep as your cavernous hole.
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But not as deep as your cavernous hole.
Really and truly, what is? I mean we could probably send someone in on a tether, but god knows if anyone's willing to take that sort of risk.
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send someone in on a tether..
So awesome.
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But not as deep as your cavernous hole.
Gee whiz Inchlong, when did you embrace your inner bitch? :o
MtD
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Fuss not ladies, there's a good reason my nickname when I lived in NYC was "The Holland Tunnel" -- y'allz just a bunch of h8rs with my mad butt burglar skillz.
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Fuss not ladies, there's a good reason my nickname when I lived in NYC was "The Holland Tunnel" -- y'allz just a bunch of h8rs with my mad butt burglar skillz.
So that was you visiting Guatemala earlier this year?
(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/4/49/Guatemala-Sinkhole1.jpg)
MtD
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So that was you visiting Guatemala earlier this year?
(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/4/49/Guatemala-Sinkhole1.jpg)
MtD
I wouldn't want to be in the neighbor hood when that thing slams shut .
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You should see the quasi-labia minora that developed after my anal wart surgery -- the Dominican guys with wives back home particularly enjoy that feature.
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Gee whiz Inchlong, when did you embrace your inner bitch? :o
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That's "8ThickIncheslong," to you, Matilda.
I have an inner bee-ach that could have you on toast points, dear. But I keep her under lock and key. I guess I should let her out to play more often. I like to pretend I'm Vera Drake or worse, her daughter. Or Eve Harrington. It's an act. "Cut! Print it."
(http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy115/officefilebox/images-1.jpg)
EDITED TO ADD:
:)
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All this cavernous hole talk reminds me of a couple of lines from Deuce Bigalow:
"Have you ever parked your bicycle in an airplane hangar?"
"Have you ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?"
LINK:
http://www.guitarsolos.com/videos-deuce-bigalow-meets-sexy-fluisa-[OCVTs4Wetg0].cfm
(at about 1:20)
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That's "8ThickIncheslong," to you, Matilda.
I have an inner bee-ach that could have you on toast points, dear. But I keep her under lock and key. I guess I should let her out to play more often. I like to pretend I'm Vera Drake or worse, her daughter. Or Eve Harrington. It's an act. "Cut! Print it."
(http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy115/officefilebox/images-1.jpg)
EDITED TO ADD:
:)
Now, now Inchie, don't be hasty.
Or I might have set Wallis on your ass. :)
(http://tool.shagnasty.net/wiki/images/c/c4/Wallis_Simpson_1936.JPG)
MtD
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But not as deep as your cavernous hole.
I am shocked and appalled.
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I am so lovin this Miss P. That pic was hot with all the leather. I would make a crack about the dark meat but I'll just ignore the urge. One might think I was being racial. I love these type of threads, I just sit back and take notes.
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thanks for sharing
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i <3 picture threads...
heres a resurERECTION