This is my favorite quote from the guide : Notes from Drew: Why have an ordinary rimjob when you can add just a touch of Madagascar vanilla? That's how classy folk do their rimming.
And speaking of crap ... I once got caught up in a buying binge at a sharper image store and bought an electric scooter . It arrived at my house off a freight truck in a filthy busted up box with a defective scooter inside . I got such a run around on the phone with them that my credit card company took pity on me and reversed the charges . I took the scooter and the filthy box it came in back to the mall , drug the nasty thing about 3 feet into the store and walked out while the store manager who was no help to me at all was shrieking at me saying sir you cant return that item here .
It almost sounded like a nice rhyme so I took liberty and this is what I came up with finally. enjoy...
And speaking of Crap
I once got caught up in a buying binge
At a sharper image store
And bought an electric scooter
It arrived at my door
Off a freight truck it came
In a filthy busted up box
Was a defective scooter inside
I thought WTF
I got such a run around
On the phone with that dam store
That my credit company took pity on me
And reversed the charges back
But hold on the tale continues yet
I took the scooter and the filthy box
Back to the mall
Dragged the nasty thing about
Three feet into the sharper image store
And walked out
While the store manager
Who was no help to me at all
Was shrieking at me saying
"Sir, you can't return that item here."
But with a smile and wink
I was made up in my head
I had laid this crap to rest
And yelled back "drop dead."