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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: mitch777 on February 25, 2013, 09:01:53 am
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I am getting SO tired of winter. :(
Is there a way to push the FF button to May and then keep the planet on Pause? ???
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(my apologies to those living in the southern hemisphere.) :)
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Yes, winter is over! Our trees are starting to bud and we are awash in mid 70's weather here in South Texas
;)
-Will
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Yes, winter is over! Our trees are starting to bud and we are awash in mid 70's weather here in South Texas
Wasn't the weather fabulous this past weekend, Will? I got on my motorbike for a few hours yesterday, and rode up to Granger, Bartlett, and Salado.
Mitch, so sorry to hear you are trapped in cold and snowy weather. :-*
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Wasn't the weather fabulous this past weekend, Will?
DELIGHTFUL is how I describe it ;)
Was this your first ride of the season?
-W
Ps- poor yanks.
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LOL, there's a huge blizzard in Texas today!
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Thanks Henry!
Wumpella, not so much. >:(
Miss P., I DO so hope you are right about that blizzard.
Smug ones from SA need to get spanked now and then. ;)
PS- After another yankee comment...Mitchy is penguin on the right, Wumpalina is penguin on the left. ;D
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Miss P., I DO so hope you are right about that blizzard.
radar doesn't lie! (http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/south-central-region/weather-radar)
Also, cocks (http://amarillo.com/news/latest-news/2013-02-25/blizzard-buries-texas-panhandle-snow)
Ps- poor yanks.
k... you know we've only received 1.5" of accumulating snow this entire season which is less than El Paso
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radar doesn't lie! (http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/south-central-region/weather-radar)
Also, cocks (http://amarillo.com/news/latest-news/2013-02-25/blizzard-buries-texas-panhandle-snow)
But no blizzard in SA. :(
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Radar doesn't lie a neither does the forecast. 32 is freezing. Hell my nipples get hard in the 30's...THATS COLD!
(http://i48.tinypic.com/iggtat.jpg)
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Our lows tomorrow and the next day are both 39F so really there's little difference. Sorry, Wumpella... you'll have to try again with the weather trolling.
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Usually the winter jasmine is out and the first paquerettes and snowdrops. Instead we're freezing our titties off in Europe.
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is winter over yet?
Not quite yet ! :) We've had the past two days with a lot of sea fog, that lasted until mid day before it burned off.
Caused some problems for Carnival @ the Port Of Tampa yesterday :
http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2013/2/24/port_activity_slows_.html
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Today it's warm and muggy, about 80 degrees, weather is going to change tomorrow, with a 70 % chance of rain, And the rest of the week looks as though we will have a little cold snap.
http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/weather/forecast.html
Then,..I think that will be it
Ray 8)
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LOL, there's a huge blizzard in Texas today!
radar doesn't lie! (http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/south-central-region/weather-radar)
Also, cocks (http://amarillo.com/news/latest-news/2013-02-25/blizzard-buries-texas-panhandle-snow)
Ok Time for a lesson so put your thinking cap on. Texas is a vast, big, beautiful, glorious state encompassing some 300,000 sq. miles, and is 900+miles across and has 10 climatic regions. Thus, while Amarillo may be seeing a blizzard. South Texas can be basking in glorious life giving sunlight and warmth. hallelujah.
In other easier words...Texas big. To put it into East coast perspective, Amarillo is 5 states away from San Antonio. :-*
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Yes, winter is over! Our trees are starting to bud and we are awash in mid 70's weather here in South Texas
;)
-Will
Get back to us in August when your Governor invites assorted freaks for a service praying for rain.
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Get back to us in August when your Governor invites assorted freaks for a service praying for rain.
Or when Ted Cruz admits he's the reincarnation of Joseph McCarthy...
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Or when Ted Cruz admits he's the reincarnation of Joseph McCarthy...
Kind of scary isn't it ? :o
(http://i1047.photobucket.com/albums/b473/exrrje/Cruz_zps31479cda.jpg)
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Unfortunately, winter is soon coming to an end. I've already started prepping my threat about the oppressive summer heat. ;)
Wolfie
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yet another example of Texan wimps. :)
(sorry if this is a repeat, but needs repeating anyway)
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pic from SA.
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:D
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Ok Time for a lesson so put your thinking cap on. Texas is a vast, big, beautiful, glorious state encompassing some 300,000 sq. miles, and is 900+miles across and has 10 climatic regions.
http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i341/Gold_Dragon888/dan-blocker-hoss2.jpg
It sureeeee looks that way Little Joe, or Little Willy.
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A scene today in Amarillo, TX... brrrrr
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2l5kas.jpg)
Oh, and click here if you need a video about how much Guilhermina lies about the joys of Texas! (http://youtu.be/MAKvn1rdaDI)
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Way to go Wumpy (http://www.dallasnews.com/news/state/headlines/20130226-texas-panhandle-blizzard-dumps-record-snow-on-amarillo.ece) -- I mean "Texas"! ::)
The blizzard that hammered the nation’s midsection broke a 120-year-old record in Amarillo for one-day snowfall in February with 19.1 inches.
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Amarillo and the Texas Panhandle is the next State over from us...
we got hammered the night before, and after 2 days they just opened I-40 EAST thur the pass...
we had big rigs just sitting on the Freeway, and some of them were moved over to the State Fair Grounds, a lotta truckers were pissed-off-mad too
but they got things moving this afternoon and re-opened I 40 East
HUGS
DEN :D
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:'( :'( :'( >:( >:( >:( :'( :'( :'(
Another 4"-8" of snow tonight.
We still have snow from the early February blizzard.
Texas is starting to look good. ::)
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It's snowing here this morning but only at most 1" and in the northeastern section of the city, not so much downtown -- just flurries, but enough to cover cars. Light snow forecast until 2 PM :(
*** Time to make coffee!*** Today's selection: El Salvador El Matazano Finca Los Planes, light roast, wet process
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Ugh!
6" snow so far with another 2"-3" yet to come. :(
(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o745/mjm711/DSCN0507_zps9bc4ee62.jpg)
(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o745/mjm711/DSCN0506_zps412b6a5e.jpg)
(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o745/mjm711/DSCN0504_zps7a50314d.jpg)
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It's snowing here this morning but only at most 1" and in the northeastern section of the city, not so much downtown -- just flurries, but enough to cover cars. Light snow forecast until 2 PM :(
*** Time to make coffee!*** Today's selection: El Salvador El Matazano Finca Los Planes, light roast, wet process
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/20130308_060137_zpsfcc3ad7c.jpg)
Looks like alot of work for a cup of coffee. ::)
PS- FOR SALE: disassembled snowman. Cheap!
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Looks like alot of work for a cup of coffee. ::)
PS- FOR SALE: disassembled snowman. Cheap!
But do you use a proper grapefruit spoon?
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/20130308_070243_zps599f2786.jpg)
ps: I need to take the Amtrak train up to visit you! -- and in winter when there is a lot of snow!
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But do you use a proper grapefruit spoon?
ps: I need to take the Amtrak train up to visit you! -- and in winter when there is a lot of snow!
i rarely eat grapefruit and when i do i separate the segments with a knife and use a regular spoon.
don't want to take the chance of slicing my tender lips with a serated spoon. 8)
you had better book your visit soon as we are supposed to get in the 50 degree + zone starting Sunday for at least 5 days.
yippie!!!! :)
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It's snowing here this morning but only at most 1" and in the northeastern section of the city, not so much downtown -- just flurries, but enough to cover cars. Light snow forecast until 2 PM :(
Nancy please, stop boring us with your FAIL of a snow storm. We are more interested In Mitch's reports.
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Nancy please, stop boring us with your FAIL of a snow storm. We are more interested In Mitch's reports.
10:23AM report.....
9" so far and still coming down heavy. >:(
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9" so far and still coming down heavy. >:(
Same thing here last night - oh wait.. that wasn't a snowstorm - never mind... ::)
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Nancy please, stop boring us with your FAIL of a snow storm. We are more interested In Mitch's reports.
stfu (http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/philadelphia-pa/weather-radar?play=1)
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3:49 Report:
It just stopped snowing!
11" >:(
Lost power/cable/phone/internet at 11:15AM.
Got back everything except power.
Running on generator.
grrrr.......
ps-Phil,
LOL!
(I must have been dreaming of 9" and the snow god misunderstood :P.)
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Spring weather arrives here tomorrow... sucka!
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Spring weather arrives here tomorrow... sucka!
did your piddly 1" of snow already melt?
thought you were going to hop on a train to see what REAL snow looks like.
ps- great selection of disassembled snowmen still in stock.
order now for fast delivery.
buy one, get 64 free.
only $4.99 plus shipping.
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Mitchiepoo ... your snow pics are great .
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I don't even know if it counted as an entire inch -- maybe 5/8" lulu... and it's now 46℉. We're going up to 56,57,62 and 59 the next few days.
HADDAM SUCKS
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Mitchiepoo ... your snow pics are great .
that is nice to hear but i am really trying to unload some snowmen.
how many can i put you down for?
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I don't even know if it counted as an entire inch -- maybe 5/8" lulu... and it's now 46℉. We're going up to 56,57,62 and 59 the next few days.
HADDAM SUCKS
I agree. Haddam sucks.
Luckily I reside in EAST Haddam.
Kinda like Philly vs. Camden.
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I don't even know if it counted as an entire inch -- maybe 5/8" lulu... and it's now 46℉. We're going up to 56,57,62 and 59 the next few days.
HADDAM SUCKS
lol... the river there is about 1/4 of a mile wide. We call that a creek here.
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lol... the river there is about 1/4 of a mile wide. We call that a creek here.
the width of a river at any one particular point doesn't tell the whole story.
the volume of water flow paints a different picture.
Delaware River = 11,700 cubic feet per second
Connecticut River = 19,600 cubic feet per second
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connecticut_River
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Willy,
you better come north and fight for your love -- I believe Mitch has designs on Miss P.
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the width of a river at any one particular point doesn't tell the whole story.
the volume of water flow paints a different picture.
Delaware River = 11,700 cubic feet per second
Connecticut River = 19,600 cubic feet per second
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connecticut_River
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Our "little" river in our neck of the woods flows at 31,200 feet per second. We swam across it once because it's only a 1/2 mile wide around Meigs County and about died. :o We ended up about 15 miles downstream from Ravenswood by the time we got across.
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I believe Mitch has designs on Miss P.
I'm going to go visit her and stay in her mansion and revel in all that chartreuse.
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Willy,
-- I believe Mitch has designs on Miss P.
yawn.
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yawn.
u jelly
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It's 61℉ and all of my windows are open. :D
However it's going down to ℉ by 6 AM.
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It's 76 and drizzly here. It's so sticky, i have the AC on to de-humidy the air.
I was supposed to take my youngest fishing today out at Bastrop State Park, but had to cancel due to the Storms rolling in. So I am doing movie marathons in bed.
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53 degrees here with windows closed and humidifier running. :'(
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I'm going to go visit her and stay in her mansion and revel in all that chartreuse.
i have repainted the entire house in eggshell "Black Hole" to reflect my current mood of the past months weather.
hope it suits you. :)
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It's 76 and drizzly here. It's so sticky, i have the AC on to de-humidy the air.
Philadelphia current humidity: 18%
SUCK ON THAT LOSER
... just a view from the penthouse
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i have repainted the entire house in eggshell "Black Hole" to reflect my current mood of the past months weather.
hope it suits you. :)
How goth
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Ok,
This may be the last post of the season on the topic! :)
Todays sign of spring.....
snowdrops. :)
(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o745/mjm711/DSCN0508_zpsd2a3721e.jpg)
and a fond fairwell to Frosty. (cold hearted pr*ck >:(.)
(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o745/mjm711/frostynose_zpsa16f5b64.jpg)
don't let the sun hit you on your butt on your way out!
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I am so ready for spring. We never got a big snow, so I was disappointed. If it isn't going to snow, then give me warm weather. Over the wknd, it was 70 here. But, now rainy and cold again. It is suppose to warm again by this wknd, but suppose to get tons of rain.
Last year, it seemed like we didn't have much a winter. We got so many landscaping projects done, because we had great weather beginning in February last year. It is often hard to get much done, because we usually have a month of good weather before the heat hits.
Our average temp now is 55 degrees F. Sunset is 7:47pm tomorrow. We are on the very tail end of Eastern, so ya'll on the east coast had your sunset 30-40 mins earlier. I lost track of time tonight, because it was still light out.
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! :'(
Another 2"-4" of s*** tonight.
And the 10 day forcast shows below average temps every day. >:(
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We're having crazy weather still. Tshirt weather one day, and heavy jackets the next. Now they're calling for freezing rain.
I love winter but am so ready for the sun. I've not tanned all winter and hate this paleness. Which reminds me, time to purchase a new tanning package. I live a mere 2 blocks for the tanning center.
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Tanning center = very healthy
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started my tomato seeds last week.
i only plant a few.
LOVE fresh home grown organic produce. :)
after many years, i have whittled the choice down to my 2 favorites.
"Brandywine" (heirloom variety, large, juicy, flavorful, YUM) and oddly enough,
i salvage seeds from the "Compari" tomatoes that i buy from the grocery store.
they average about 1 1/2" in diameter, have great flavor, and best of all they start producing early and heavy.
(usually get about 150-200 tomatoes from ONE plant!)
think i may need to put a light on the seedlings now to keep them from getting too spindly.
this spring has been SO slow in coming!
Oh...
i was outside the past 2 days doing a bit of pruning on the Japanese pussy willows.
they are beautiful.
very twisty-turny contorted.
i will need to post a pic for you to see. :)
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LOVE fresh home grown organic produce. :)
Oh, me too -- which is why I go to farmers' markets. :)
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Oh, me too -- which is why I go to farmers' markets. :)
City living limits your ability to grow your own.
understood.
I just HATE paying $3.00 for ONE good heirloom tomato.
I also like going out to my back yard, a mere 50 fifty feety from my house to pluck a juicy tomato off of the vine as needed. :)
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Such a damn shame you yanks are holed up in your stuffy apartments with rain and 35 degree weather.
99 at my house (according to trusty Dr Pepper Thermo), 95 officially in SA.
I am going to take my shirt off and get some sun on these chest and guns!~
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/bb2_zps64fc174a.jpg)
Oh ps- It's great to be alive in South Texas!
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>:(
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Which reminds me, time to purchase a new tanning package. I live a mere 2 blocks for the tanning center.
PAYING to tan LMAO.
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LOL... Guilhermina's got chicken legs
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LOL... Guilhermina's got chicken legs
bulky compared to my twigs.
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LOL... Guilhermina's got chicken legs
whatevs H8TER.
Please stop beating off to my pics ::)
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whatevs H8TER.
Please stop beating off to my pics ::)
Nobody spanks it to your saggy tits
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The weather here in South Florida is getting a little bit warmer - guess I can put a way the heavy coat and turn the heat off 8)
(http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/yy8/phildinftlaudy/WeatherForecast031813_zps5681b6c8.jpg)
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The weather here in South Florida is getting a little bit warmer - guess I can put a way the heavy coat and turn the heat off 8)
(http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/yy8/phildinftlaudy/WeatherForecast031813_zps5681b6c8.jpg)
we spent a 9 days last year at this time in Ft. Laudy.
it was great for the most part. (car got towed >:(.)
geez, those parking lot patrol nazi's are awful. (at Alibis)
maybe next year we will return.
this weather sucks in March.
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Todays weather synopsis...
South Texas..
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Philly, Connecticut...
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Once again you've proven your beautician degree from TSU-San Marcos didn't give you the ability to read a simple radar map
:-X
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And before you embarrass yourself further, our temperatures will actually rise slightly tonight so no, it's still not going to be snowing at 3 AM because it will be 41F
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Todays weather synopsis...
South Texas..
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/bath_zps81483f65.jpg)
stock photo.
reality in texas.
8)
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/bb2_zps64fc174a.jpg)
Oh ps- It's great to be alive in South Texas!
sorry, couldn't resist.
like i said,
your legs look bulky compared to mine. :-\
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Spring officially arrived ten seconds ago. ::)
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Spring officially arrived ten seconds ago. ::)
you're late. ;D
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you're late. ;D
Actually, he was early. Spring offically started at 7:02 AM today.
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Actually, he was early. Spring offically started at 7:02 AM today.
yes.
Wolfie +1.
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h8trs
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h8trs
no h8ting, just the facts mam.
PS- Ann, it's nice to see your "pussy cat" back. :)
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h8trs
No hate here! Why are your sensibilities so delicate this morning? ;D
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It's Official Winter is over!
I went to the greenbelt for lunch (to jog, not to suck c#ck) and here are a couple delightful pics of my jaunt ;)
Isn't it lovely
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/trail-2_zps4104bfaf.jpg)
Oh and look the Goldenrod Leadtrees are blooming! Yay!
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/trail1_zps8278f57f.jpg)
How's the trees up in Philly and CT, still dreary grey and brown? sux.
-Will
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the trees were WHITE a few days ago. >:(
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How's the trees up in Philly and CT, still dreary grey and brown? sux.
When ours bloom they'll look magnitudes nicer than that scrub brush you just posted. Fortunately it actually rains here.
Also, cocks (http://www.business-services.upenn.edu/arboretum/index.shtml)
Actually, even larger cocks (http://www.longwoodgardens.org/)
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Also, cocks (http://www.business-services.upenn.edu/arboretum/index.shtml)
I do so love the Cherry Blossoms!
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oooo yeah
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are you getting excited over the forecast map of philly maybe getting 1-2"?
LOL! :)
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are you getting excited over the forecast map of philly maybe getting 1-2"?
LOL! :)
It's Black Party weekend in NYC -- shouldn't you be putting on your leather chaps?
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The weather here in South Florida is getting a little bit warmer - guess I can put a way the heavy coat and turn the heat off 8)
(http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/yy8/phildinftlaudy/WeatherForecast031813_zps5681b6c8.jpg)
We were there last February-- South Beach and Key West. Been down every winter, since 2009. Didn't make it this year. It turned out okay, because the week we were planning to go, it was lousy weather down there. Brian's spring break at school is the first week of April. This weekend, we've been looking at flights. We actually found some cheap ones at this late date. $120 down and $85 back. Since we didn't make a decision, I am sure those are gone. Probably have to wait until next year. We wanted to check out more of Ft. Lauderdale. Some of you said it was actually much better than Sobe.
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Fort Lauderdale is much better than SoBe - particularly Wilton Manors (practically an all-gay city)
Weather has been great this weekend... Today is supposed to reach the upper-80s with a bit of a wind to cool it down....
Also, Hollywood Beach is a lot more of a "down-to-earth" beach scene than SoBe - it isn't as pretentious - Great place to hang out and walk on the Beachwalk and take in the sites...A few good bars - O'Malley's, Ocean Alley....
But Wilton Manors has the Manor, Bill's Filling Station, Atomic Boom, Georgie's, Rosie's, Scandel, and a bunch of other bars/hangouts, plus a lot of gay-run and gay-friendly Bed and Breakfast places.
SoBe is nice to go to once in a while - but tends to be touristy, lots of traffic, horrible parking, more expensive, pretentious... and only has three real gay bars/clubs: Twist, Palace, and Score.... although, there are some great restaurants (especially on Lincoln Road).
If I were coming for a visit - I would plan to make Wilton Manors my central location with a day/night trip to SoBe and a 1/2 day or day trip to Hollywood Beach and Haulover Beach - with the rest of the time spent in the Manors.
And most of the bars in Wilton Manors have 2-4-1 Monday-Friday from 1 pm - 9 pm... Plus Georgie's and Rosie's both have some pretty good food choices (albeit only a step up from "bar food.")
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I prefer pretentious because obviously that means that the men are better looking, which is why I never went to Fort Methdale unless it was to use the airport.
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I prefer pretentious because obviously that means that the men are better looking, which is why I never went to Fort Methdale unless it was to use the airport.
True - the men in SoBe do tend to be better looking - higher maintenance, but definitely better looking...
I prefer "truth-in-lending" - at least in Fort Lauderdale (particularly Wilton Manors) WYSIWYG (what you see is what you get)... Nothing worse then getting w/ a high maintenance, pretentious guy who looks good in the darkened venue so often seen in SoBe and waking up the next morning to have the pa-heebie jeebies scared out of you. ::) (before he puts his make-up on - I'm thinking Arnold in Torchsong Trilogy).
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As a high maintenance, pretentious homosexual I find those comments offensive.
ps: Miami is also preferable because of the extensive availability of cortaditos.
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As a high maintenance, pretentious homosexual I find those comments offensive.
If I thought you were truly pretentious I would have put my comments in one of the four official languages of Switzerland: German, French, Italian and Rumantsch. ::)
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NWS: winter storm warnings/advisories up for (http://www.weather.gov/phi/) greater Killadelphia
Oh, and I just saw a picture on facebook of snow near Roanoke, VA and they easily have 8 inches of accumulated wet snow already. I still think that I will only see rain (it's 48F right now) but who knows.
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NWS: winter storm warnings/advisories up for (http://www.weather.gov/phi/) greater Killadelphia
Meanwhile in God's country... 69 and sunny 8)
Oh I did a 1.5 mile trail run today (but only ran half way) got hot and had to take my shirt off half way through.
but look at the beauty..
Can you see the 2 Deer?
Also note the green leaves.
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/deer-1_zpsbf20ad92.jpg)
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Do you still pass out when going for runs, Grandpa?
And it looks like you're a grand total of three weeks ahead of me in terms of Spring -- not impressed. Enjoy tornado season -- when does that begin? 8)
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Do you still pass out when going for runs, Grandpa?
No silly, now I have heart pills to prevent that. ::)
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Meanwhile in God's country... 69 and sunny 8)
LOL, but your low tonight is 35F which is the same as here. Such fail.
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yesterday was the first sunny beautiful day of the year. An excuse to wear shorts. I took the dog to the park. We sat under some trees taking in the sun when I looked up and noticed a bald eagle in the trees above me. The eagle started to chirp and all of the sudden all the birds began singing to each other. We then walked down to the beach and watched the sailboats.
Today ,it's back to the rain.
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Some of the immediate around us had some bad weather, from around noon till 3;00 this afternoon. most went around us, but it was heavy fog this morning, followed by heavy rain, winds, hail and some power outages :
All is quiet now, lloks as though it's heading toward south Florida ( if it doesn't fall apart by then:
Hudson , Florida in Pasco County 9 about 24 miles north..
http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/video.html?clip=http://static.baynews9.com/newsvideo/bn9/web_video/hudson-weather-web.f4v&vtitle=Severe%20thunderstorms%20and%20hail%20move%20through%20Hudson
Land o lakes:
http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/video.html?clip=http://static.baynews9.com/newsvideo/bn9/web_video/Weather_severe_landolakes_032413.f4v&vtitle=Land%20O%20Lakes%20severe%20weather%20including%20thunderstorms
All the nasty weather gone for now, and heading southeast:
http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/weather/klystron-9-radar.html.map.html/7%20County.html
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omg... update -- say it ain't so! I'm now in the 4-8" section by a margin of 3 miles.
(http://i48.tinypic.com/1j55dx.png)
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omg... update -- say it ain't so! I'm now in the 4-8" section by a margin of 3 miles.
(http://i48.tinypic.com/1j55dx.png)
I now officially classify you as a weather wimp. :)
A sad conclusion for a pretend yank.
For shame. :(
PS- I have the perfect right to whine after THIS winter.
I gave you the opportunity to see the white stuff in all of it's glory several times this year and you blew it.
How was the black party by the way?
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omg... update -- say it ain't so! I'm now in the 4-8" section by a margin of 3 miles.
(http://i48.tinypic.com/1j55dx.png)
Clearly, this map is bogus...... I already have about 3" of snow here in Richmond - which is more than shown here.
All I know is winter better end soon - the pool opens on Apr 18 and I will be in it! No, it is not heated.
Mike
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Am I the only one hoping we get slammed as hard as we're supposed to? We're supposedly dead center of this storm path, but we'll see.
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- the pool opens on Apr 18 and I will be in it! No, it is not heated.
Mike
It's your pool! Cant it open on Apr 17th?
Ps- Am I gonna get an invite when I get to Virginia this year? Now where did I put that Speedo :P
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You know, there are two parts to this storm. The second part arrives tomorrow for the Mid-Atlantic and it's starting to look like a on-land hurricane (http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/northeast-region/weather-radar?play=1) which tells me it's quite strong.
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You know, there are two parts to this storm. The second part arrives tomorrow for the Mid-Atlantic and it's starting to look like a on-land hurricane (http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/northeast-region/weather-radar?play=1) which tells me it's quite strong.
Can one of you poor snowbound yanks please make a snowman for me?
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Can one of you poor snowbound yanks please make a snowman for me?
You can have my last year's snow people.
(http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad246/wolfter/256.jpg)
Sick minds and snow must go together.
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^ WTF, No Thanks. The one on the right looks like the Pillsbury dough boy with a hard on. The one on the left....well I dunno, looks like shes having her period.
I want a nice cute snowman like this:
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/imagesqtbnANd9GcQihnXRa22DYOreVM7a-_zpsd89425c9.jpg)
I bet Mitchelina will make me one ;)
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No, she lost her virginity. It was a virgin snowfall afterall.
Perhaps I will make you one since I already have 2 people spending the night in preparation of playing outside all day tomorrow. Not sure about the whole sleding thing right now, the last time we all went, me, my brother and mother all ended up with broken bones...true story.
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It's your pool! Cant it open on Apr 17th?
Ps- Am I gonna get an invite when I get to Virginia this year? Now where did I put that Speedo :P
I pay someone to open and close the pool. This way, if something goes wrong and a pipe bursts, they pay to rip up all the concrete to fix it. Plus -- I'm lazy and like to see the pool boys.
You can come anytime, my dear Willy....... Maybe time it with one of Miss P 's trips to Richmond and y'all can finally get it on.............. out of the pool of course.
M
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eww gross
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I bet Mitchelina will make me one ;)
Sorry, no can do.
Thankfully our snow is almost gone! :)
Just a few piles here and there from snow plows and on the northern sides of buildings.
We might get a tiny bit of slush from this storm.
I want REAL spring weather NOW!!!
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Plus -- I'm lazy and like to see the pool boys.
M
Miss Bocker and her Pool boyz..
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/pb_zps93d296cb.jpg)
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It may look like snow on the radar (http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/pennsylvania/weather-radar) but my eyes tell me it's nothing but rain.
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I think this entire radar thing is a hoax. According to the news report, our area rec'd around 6 inches. Really? I didn't even have to use a snow shovel.
Bastards!!!!! All of them I tell ya!
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Meanwhile, 40 miles southwest from me... And there are parts of southern NJ that they're still forecasting to receive a foot of snow by tonight. Evidently a low has formed off the coast and it's sucking in the larger storm's moisture now, but I'm just far enough away (~60 miles from the coast) that I won't see much.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/c2j47.jpg)
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I was so happy to see snow in the Philadelphia area today! Finally.
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I was so happy to see snow in the Philadelphia area today! Finally.
I am happy for you!
Now just make sure it stays OUT of Connecticut please. :)
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Miss Bocker and her Pool boyz..
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/pb_zps93d296cb.jpg)
Oh....... You found your speedo! Now, about those glasses................
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We finally had our first +60F today. ;)
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And where does all your nasty weather go when spring kicks in, yep you got it!bloody New Zealand that's where, so please, please keep it for a wee while longer, I need the sun,
Thank you.
Aroha
Jan :-*
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And where does all your nasty weather go when spring kicks in, yep you got it!bloody New Zealand that's where, so please, please keep it for a wee while longer, I need the sun,
Thank you.
Aroha
Jan :-*
sorry to say (not really :).)
it's YOUR turn now.
I say not really because I know you will be escaping your winter with a tour of the beautiful vistas and sun-soaked southern hospitality here soon. :)
enjoy your fall season!
m.
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Accuweather's long range forecast for the 14th - 23rd is above 70F every single day. I'm going to have to dig out my Gucci thong and clean off the skidmarks. Hallelujah -- just in time for our lovely cherry blossom festival (http://www.visitphilly.com/events/philadelphia/the-cherry-blossom-festival-of-greater-philadelphia/) in Fairmont Park.
(http://i49.tinypic.com/f0uezm.jpg)
Also, cocks (http://www.bizjournals.com/sanantonio/news/2013/03/11/san-antonio-bracing-for-possible-stage.html)
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I was shocked and awed to have morning coffee on the deck watching the snow fall this morning. One hell of an April Fool's joke!!!! I must say that even this snow loving fool is finally ready for warm weather.
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I was shocked and awed to have morning coffee on the deck watching the snow fall this morning. One hell of an April Fool's joke!!!! I must say that even this snow loving fool is finally ready for warm weather.
finally! :)
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. I'm going to have to dig out my Gucci thong
Oh the humanity!
Is there any way we can talk you out of this?
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Oh the humanity!
Is there any way we can talk you out of this?
Two words spring to mind; klonnies and bribe. ;D
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Philadelphia 83℉
San Antonio 81℉
... and for tomorrow's highs
Philadelphia 87℉
San Antonio 75℉
who's laughin' now sucker?
source: Accuweather
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2ladbg3.jpg)
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87 in April. Heaven help you in July.
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It's only a two day wave -- we return to normal April weather (meaning highs of ~65F-69F) for most of the rest of the long range forecast.
Memphis is the hellhole that stays at 125F all summer.
However, I did turn my A/C on a couple hours ago. It also helps drown out hearing my new neighbor practicing her opera voice. Every fucking afternoon. There are two many creative types in my building.
SPECIAL NOTE: Philadelphia has the oldest opera house still in continual use (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academy_of_Music_(Philadelphia)).
mere two subway stops away...
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April and May are the two months that I don't turn on the AC or heat and have a two month meager utility bill. After that the AC will be full blast until October. I hate summers in the South!
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I have to run my A/C all of the time because I'm on the top floor of a 150 year old building with no attic insulation, plus I have four windows facing west so it gets all of the afternoon sun/heat. Basically it roasts in here when it's only 78F outside, because that will make it at least 85F indoors. My utility bills are atrocious, and this is one welfare queen that gets no public assistance for such things, nor rent assistance nor gubmint cheese. Really the only thing I qualify for is a 50% reduction for public transit which I didn't even know about until last year, so I went 7 years paying full price. Actually more because I could have had a reduction when I was on SS those last three years in NYC, so basically I overpaid for an entire decade.
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It is a glorious 78 degrees here with a slight breeze and not a cloud in sight! :)
First day in short pants to show off my sleek chicken legs.
The white magnolia tree has started to bloom and I even saw the first butterfly of the season.
Life is good. :)
Yippie!
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I've also been going outside on my penthouse terrace for 15 minutes of sunlight in order to elevate my body's vitamin D levels, which were low (only slightly) during my last labs. See my lovely view?
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/904732_10151882389458266_275867411_o_zps0987e188.jpg)
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/905746_10151882389543266_786715964_o_zpsc9b5c1f8.jpg)
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I putzed around outside the past few days too.
Unfortunately, the neighbor who rents an apartment next door left for the weekend (didn't take her car) and her car has a problem with the alarm.
That thing was honking sporadically for 3 f*cking hours! >:(
Purdy view P.! :)
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I putzed around outside the past few days too.
Unfortunately, the neighbor who rents an apartment next door left for the weekend (didn't take her car) and her car has a problem with the alarm.
That thing was honking sporadically for 3 f*cking hours! >:(
Call the police and they may can ticket her and she will get the message that isn't cool with the neighbors .
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Purdy view P.! :)
Don't let it fool you. To see that view I have to shimmy up on a roof top A/C unit, then climb up a ledge to the adjoining roof, then aim my camera north. The actual view from my back roof isn't as impressive :)
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Call the police and they may can ticket her and she will get the message that isn't cool with the neighbors .
I thought I would go with a friendly note this time. (which I did)
Not a word since, but no honking since.
hope it stays that way.
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Don't let it fool you. To see that view I have to shimmy up on a roof top A/C unit, then climb up a ledge to the adjoining roof, then aim my camera north. The actual view from my back roof isn't as impressive :)
ahh...
deceit followed by admission. :)
lol!
I would like to see the REAL view.
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Don't let it fool you. To see that view I have to shimmy up on a roof top A/C unit, then climb up a ledge to the adjoining roof, then aim my camera north. The actual view from my back roof isn't as impressive :)
You, shimmy and climb? hahaha.
Btw, just to illustrate how amazing and diverse the State of Texas is... It's 37 in Amarillo, 90 here on my porch, and 102degrees 50 miles south of me. Pretty G*ddamned impressive isnt it? I don't know why yall continually try to compete with Texas, it's perpetual fail on your parts.
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Btw, just to illustrate how amazing and diverse the State of Texas is... It's 37 in Amarillo, 90 here on my porch, and 102degrees 50 miles south of me. Pretty G*ddamned impressive isnt it? I don't know why yall continually try to compete with Texas, it's perpetual fail on your parts.
can't wait until june-sept. :)
Bahahaha!
A humble Texan in August is so sad to watch.
This is me watching the suffering Texans on the tele. :)
(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o745/mjm711/oldladywhat_zps5bfc0cca.gif)
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This is me watching the suffering Texans on the tele. :)
(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o745/mjm711/oldladywhat_zps5bfc0cca.gif)
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It does look like you.
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Btw, just to illustrate how amazing and diverse the State of Texas is... It's 37 in Amarillo, 90 here on my porch, and 102degrees 50 miles south of me. Pretty G*ddamned impressive isnt it? I don't know why yall continually try to compete with Texas, it's perpetual fail on your parts.
Um, that sounds like the makings for a tornado. Make sure to secure your mobile home. .
I just saw on the news that for the next ten days the weather here is 50 degrees and raining and or overcast each day. Isn't spring grand?
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Make sure to secure your mobile home. .
Mobile home? She lives out of her rusted 1972 Mercedes and has 3 boxes of belongings in the trunk. Her iPhone is hitched to a Mexican cellular provider and she can't even send embed pictures in a text message.
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Mobile home? She lives out of her rusted 1972 Mercedes and has 3 boxes of belongings in the trunk. Her iPhone is hitched to a Mexican cellular provider and she can't even send embed pictures in a text message.
Your bitterness is showing ;)
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Your bitterness is showing ;)
Do you need a tissue?
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Is it too early to complain about the oppressive heat? We hit 82 yesterday and I couldn't tolerate it. Over the past several years, I'm getting more adverse to heat. And now they're calling for above average temperatures this summer.
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We're going to hit 85F this afternoon. I just went out and around the corner to the small park to sit on a bench and get some sun before it got that high. It was already 75F at 11 AM. I also am not very heat tolerant and it's gotten that way in the last six years or so. I get very uncomfortable if the temperature isn't in the range of 68F-73F indoors. As long as the humidity isn't really high outside I can manage until it's over 90F.
Requisite imagery to prove to Wumpella that Philadelphia has trees blooming -- this was across the street from where I was sitting at the park.
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/625703_10151886633623266_522058595_n_zpse89d3950.jpg)
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LOL LOSER++
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/1365613059146_zps7ad8f033.jpg)
NOTE: with the wind chill factor poor lil' Guilhermina's bundled up with 38℉ weather. Way to go, Tex-ASS.
Meanwhile it's a fabulous sunny day in the City of Brotherly Love, with a reading of 84℉ (going up to 87℉ by 4PM) and low humidity. I'm going to freshen up in the shower with some Mojito body scrub and then scamper downtown and enjoy Rittenhouse Park, then sashay over to Trader Joe's for some groceries. Thunderstorms and a cold front will arrive at 9 PM, just in time for a dinner of meatloaf, mashed potatoes and green beans along with watching The Rachel Zoe Project.
~toodles~
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Damn, I had to click on the AC. Too muggy and the pollen is atrocious. I did go to Lowe's and purchased about $200 worth of plants. Sam and I are in the process of planting. Miss P I bought ninety gladiola bulbs, so I'll be ready if you croak this summer.
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It's hotter here today than yesterday, but actually feels great. We have a nice breeze through the valley area. I still have the air on though. Why take chances?
I do wonder how many of us oldsters deal with the heat issues. It seems "normal" people get colder as they age. Perhaps it's a long term issue of having HIV? I was so overheating yesterday, that I had to keep hosing myself down while doing simple outdoors chores. If I over exert even a little in the heat, I literally get sick to my stomach.
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Over the past several years, I'm getting more adverse to heat. And now they're calling for above average temperatures this summer.
I also am not very heat tolerant and it's gotten that way in the last six years or so. I get very uncomfortable if the temperature isn't in the range of 68F-73F indoors.
I dont get it. Do you people just shut yourselves up in the house all summer? Heck even in 100degrees I'm out walking and doing stuff.
Wolfter I thought you rode 25 miles a day? Is that just in the 3 weeks of your spring?
LOL LOSER++
(http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af197/bedstuy65/1365613059146_zps7ad8f033.jpg)
NOTE: with the wind chill factor poor lil' Guilhermina's bundled up with 38℉ weather. Way to go, Tex-ASS.
Yes, I want to know who left the Refridge door open. Brrrr. I was going to lay out nude in my back yard and get some sun on my pale taint but clearly that aint happening today.
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I dont get it. Do you people just shut yourselves up in the house all summer?
When it goes above 90F I stay home unless something is really necessary, particularly if it's accompanied with humidity. It got to 88F here today and I was fine outside -- I walked all over downtown, even fit my hooves into a pair of vintage Marc Jacobs combat boots for the first time since all of that surgery nonsense, and I performed fine. The fashion set of Greater Killadelphia was greatly admiring my ensemble where I paired a dozen different designer labels.
Then I holed up at Tria off Rittenhouse Square -- a small plates and wine bar where I was dutifully serviced by a young Bradley Cooper-ish bartender. In fact, he was so fucking hot I'm still squeezing out senior citizen jism from my flaccid cock. I'm going to have to make that my new hang out -- fuck going to boring ass fag bars!
Unfortunately I got tipsy after too much Malbec and reserve editions of Madeira, so I never made it to Trader Joe's. Oddly I got the sudden urge to have a manicure, and rang up the Charlie Salon in the Gayborhood but malheureusement Mme. Jacqueline only keeps appointments Thursday through Saturdays, so I'm trekking up there tomorrow afternoon. I used to get manicures monthly back in my NYC days (bad nails on a queen are just not fetch) so I'm thinking I need to start this routine up again. I allowed so many beauty routines to fall by the wayside when I moved to this City of Founding Fathers & Freedom.
Oh, and since I got tipsy I came home and opened up a bottle of vino so I'll be really drunk sometime in the next hour. Fortunately all my klonnies were used up last week so I won't be combining to two a la Liza and waking up vomiting in my sleep as usually happens.
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I used to get manicures monthly back in my NYC days (bad nails on a queen are just not fetch) so I'm thinking I need to start this routine up again. I allowed so many beauty routines to fall by the wayside when I moved to this City of Founding Fathers & Freedom.
Even I get manicures once every month or so ::), just had them done last week along with a brow wax. Have you even ever had a brow wax? or do you keep that wooly caterpillar between your eyes as a pet?
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Even I get manicures once every month or so ::), just had them done last week along with a brow wax. Have you even ever had a brow wax? or do you keep that wooly caterpillar between your eyes as a pet?
Actually my brows have always been naturally perfect, and I'm not making that up. All my life guys have accused me of shaping and plucking my brows, but I don't at all.
ps: brow waxing is so guido-Jersey Shore and it's major LOL+++ that you do this, much less admit to it. I hope you're not going overboard with it where it looks unnatural. You may have to send me a close up via email for evaluation. I do, however, charge a fee.
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I hope you're not going overboard with it where it looks unnatural. Y
No, Harinshio my stellar Korean beauty expert always does impeccable work, the only downside is her breath always smells like fish, seriously. She gets rid of the straggler hairs that like to migrate towards the temples and also thins and shapes the body to perfection.
Did I mention that I also Nair my taint, shave my chest and clipper my legs ?
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Wow. All that work and you still never get any dick. You really should go back to snorting tons of coke and dating overweight women.
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Wolfter I thought you rode 25 miles a day? Is that just in the 3 weeks of your spring?
Really? I ride every morning. But nevermind, I'm sensing something.
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Wolfter I thought you rode 25 miles a day? Is that just in the 3 weeks of your spring?
Really? I ride every morning. But nevermind, I'm sensing something.
Wolfter I thought you rode 25 miles a day? Is that just in the 3 weeks of your spring?
Really? I ride every morning. But nevermind, I'm sensing something.
wat? Here we go again with your cryptic posts.
You just last week or so said you rode 25miles a day, but now you cant handle the heat. That was my query. But now that you said you ride in the morning, I guess thats how you avoid the heat. Good for you Keep up the good work.
-W
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I'll respond before logging off. I saw nothing cryptic about my posting. I've actually had a great couple of weeks and am not sure of this need to to continue this. As I said in a PM, I really adored you but if this is what it has come to....
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I'll respond before logging off. I saw nothing cryptic about my posting. I've actually had a great couple of weeks and am not sure of this need to to continue this. As I said in a PM, I really adored you but if this is what it has come to....
Look, I've responded to your PM's, now you want to drag it out into this thread. Fine. If you don't like what I have to say to you then please ignore me. It's really that simple. I don't have the time to worry about what I am saying or not saying to you and if it may or may not hurt your feelings.
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I love it when the ladies get drunk.
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I love it when the ladies get drunk.
I'm drunk, but I'm not messy drunk. If I was that bad I'd turn my computer off.
Also, cocks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhWgFGbMspE)
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No girl you're not sloppy. i enjoyed your montage on FB. What a perfectly delightful way to spend a day.
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I'm starting to get a headache now. I've not had this much alcohol since Christmas. Honestly I rarely drink at all these days.
Would it help if I had a couple shots of bourbon? I don't even feel like eating dinner. All I've eaten today is a bowl of granola with skim milk, tons of top quality coffee, a tiny plate of white bean and fontina spread on over-priced paprika melba toast, and some Doritos.
OMG 9 PM TIME 4 RACHEL ZOE!
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I tuned in just in time and just opened a nice pinot noir to go with my dinner of beefaroni.
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Nasty. You eat pasta from a can?
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Nasty. You eat pasta from a can?
Im not a child of course not. Home made beefaroni. I make my own sauce also (and use ground Turkey instead of beef).
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8)
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Here are my fabtabulous tulips. I planted several bulbs last fall, for the first time. These were early bloomers. I planted about 150 around our front tree. They are up, but haven't bloomed yet. Also planted hyacinth along our front walkway.
(http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv22/tedunk/20130409_155413_zps6798fdc9.jpg)
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Here are my fabtabulous tulips. I planted several bulbs last fall, for the first time. These were early bloomers. I planted about 150 around our front tree. They are up, but haven't bloomed yet. Also planted hyacinth along our front walkway.
(http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv22/tedunk/20130409_155413_zps6798fdc9.jpg)
Those are BEAUTIFUL Tedderz!
I have no flowers in my yard. Tomatoes and jalapeno plants are the extent of my gardening activities.
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I don't understand the point of owning a detached home if you can't even manage to plant a fucking tulip bulb. That isn't complicated gardening. I bet your grass is pathetic and parched, and you have sad, shriveled up cheap shrubs that were there from the last owner. You probably think plastic pink flamingos in the front yard are chic.
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You probably think plastic pink flamingos in the front yard are chic.
Silly ... classy homosexuals only have them in the back yard . One of the biggest stain glass jobs I ever did was the make a pair of 4 ft . Tall flamingos to go by a mans pool and provide back lighting so they glowed at night ... They were , Um , something to see .
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Rednecks seem to enjoy putting these in their yards. I've never understood the purpose.
(http://i45.tinypic.com/25g52sh.jpg)
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Silly ... classy homosexuals only have them in the back yard . One of the biggest stain glass jobs I ever did was the make a pair of 4 ft . Tall flamingos to go by a mans pool and provide back lighting so they glowed at night ... They were , Um , something to see .
I want a pair now to put out by our pond. :)
Speaking of which...
My mother is moving back to Minnesota at the end of next month.
She gave us a cement turtle from her yard LAST FALL and I placed it next to the pond.
Last week, Kenny was looking out the window and noticed it for the first time. ::)
He got so excited and dashed out to take a look.
He came back in disappointed because he thought it was a real turtle. ::)
I'm trying to figure out what to put out there next. ;)
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Rednecks seem to enjoy putting these in their yards. I've never understood the purpose.
(http://i45.tinypic.com/25g52sh.jpg)
I have one of these.
It is purple and sits on an iron stand.
It echos the lavender flowers from the nearby hostas.
They are "gazing globes". :)
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I grew up in a family that was hyper-yard work intensive. We had the most lush yard in our subdivision because my mother was obsessive. Then from the age of maybe 10 until 15 I mowed countless yards regularly and despised every minute of it, and swore up and down that as an adult I would only ever live in an apartment in a city so that I never, ever had to mow a blade of grass again in my life.
And guess what suckers, that's exactly what I've done.
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Every yard needs gazing globes so the gnomes can comb their hair .
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I grew up in a family that was hyper-yard work intensive. We had the most lush yard in our subdivision because my mother was obsessive. Then from the age of maybe 10 until 15 I mowed countless yards regularly and despised every minute of it, and swore up and down that as an adult I would only ever live in an apartment in a city so that I never, ever had to mow a blade of grass again in my life.
And guess what suckers, that's exactly what I've done.
That is SUCH a sad childhood story. :'(
I think I'm hearing violins in the backround. :)
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Every yard needs gazing globes so the gnomes can comb their hair .
I hate gnomes but Kenny likes them.
My compromise?
Yes, we now have a gnome in the garden.
2 inches tall. :)
(I think it got raked up with the leaves.)
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That is SUCH a sad childhood story. :'(
I think I'm hearing violins in the backround. :)
I was also forced to go to church not once, but three times a week. That deserves more than a violin.
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I was also forced to go to church not once, but three times a week. That deserves more than a violin.
ouch.
did you learn anything? :)
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I was also forced to go to church not once, but three times a week. That deserves more than a violin.
Looks like all that head spinning and pea soup spitting you were doing would have been a good clue that all that church going was taking very well .
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ouch.
did you learn anything? :)
Well sure, I excelled at a young age in Bible School and learned that telling old ladies that you wanted to be a preacher when you grew up made them think you were the most adorable thing ever. But I guess by around the age of 12 I thought that it didn't make sense that there were so many religions in the world and that only one of them could be the right one, so I decided they were all silly. And around that age was when Kevin Smallwood's locker was right to my left, and because he was habitually truant he was two years older than everyone in our class. He wore super tight jeans every day (probably the same pair) and his fantastically prominent cock snaked down the inside of his left leg so I every time I was fetching a book out of my locker I would get to see that -- well, at least the three days a week he managed to come to school. Anyway, basically I'd sit in church and think of Kevin. Isn't it great that his last name was Smallwood? So ironic.
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Looks like all that head spinning and pea soup spitting you were doing would have been a good clue that all that church going was taking very well .
LOL!
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Well sure, I excelled at a young age in Bible School and learned that telling old ladies that you wanted to be a preacher when you grew up made them think you were the most adorable thing ever. But I guess by around the age of 12 I thought that it didn't make sense that there were so many religions in the world and that only one of them could be the right one, so I decided they were all silly. And around that age was when Kevin Smallwood's locker was right to my left, and because he was habitually truant he was two years older than everyone in our class. He wore super tight jeans every day (probably the same pair) and his fantastically prominent cock snaked down the inside of his left leg so I every time I was fetching a book out of my locker I would get to see that -- well, at least the three days a week he managed to come to school. Anyway, basically I'd sit in church and think of Kevin. Isn't it great that his last name was Smallwood? So ironic.
LOL!
Well, in that case...
NO violins for you.
I"m kinda thinking that you begged to go.
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Does anyone know what trees smell like semen? It's usually only fellow gays, who know exactly what I'm talking about. Most straight folks say they have no idea what I'm talking about. Is it the Bradford Pears, Dogwoods, or others? Do you notice this where you live? Here, the air will be heavy with the smell. And no, it's not just on my lips, causing me to smell it.
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Does anyone know what trees smell like semen? It's usually only fellow gays, who know exactly what I'm talking about. Most straight folks say they have no idea what I'm talking about. Is it the Bradford Pears, Dogwoods, or others? Do you notice this where you live? Here, the air will be heavy with the smell. And no, it's not just on my lips, causing me to smell it.
I cant remember what trees smell like that but when I lived in Montgomery in the garden district there was no denying that smell in the spring .
There were a lot of cotton woods there but , don't know .
OK edited to add the cum tree link for Ted . http://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/gardens-gardening/your-garden/plant-finder/plant-details/kc/a720/pyrus-calleryana-chanticleer.aspx
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=semen+tree
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Does anyone know what trees smell like semen?
There are trees that smell like semen? I need to get out of the city more. I've never heard such a thing.
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Does anyone know what trees smell like semen? It's usually only fellow gays, who know exactly what I'm talking about.
If that wasn't the dumbest thing I've ever heard I might be offended. Of course if this tree did exist I guess it would be a member of the nut family.
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I heard a straight man can smell a pussy willow from 10 miles away .
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I heard a straight man can smell a pussy willow from 10 miles away .
Believe it or not, I grow "contorted pussy willows". :)
I need to prune them every year.
I tie them up (tee hee) in bundles and sell them at work.
This is a picture of them in our entryway at home.
(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o745/mjm711/DSCN0527_zps0ba84967.jpg) (http://s1341.photobucket.com/user/mjm711/media/DSCN0527_zps0ba84967.jpg.html)
LOL at the semen tree. :o
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I don't understand the point of owning a detached home if you can't even manage to plant a fucking tulip bulb. That isn't complicated gardening. I bet your grass is pathetic and parched, and you have sad, shriveled up cheap shrubs that were there from the last owner.
Chill OUT YankeeDoodleDandee ::)
Our grass is brown because around June we start depleting our water supply and the City says we can only water our lawns once a week and it has to be before 6am or after 10pm (and im usually really drunk during those hours)
I do have some Wandering Jew around my Oak tree (its impossible to kill that stuff)....See, isnt it pretty?
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/jew1_zps3e865b6f.jpg)
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test.
(http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o745/mjm711/DSCN0527_zps7d1e85b9.jpg) (http://s1341.photobucket.com/user/mjm711/media/DSCN0527_zps7d1e85b9.jpg.html)
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^ Ghurl, what are you testing? you already posted that pic perfectly fine
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I heard a straight man can smell a pussy willow from 10 miles away .
(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx230/HonutSinti/PAT_zps2ffd57db.png) (http://s758.photobucket.com/user/HonutSinti/media/PAT_zps2ffd57db.png.html)
;) :)
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^ Ghurl, what are you testing? you already posted that pic perfectly fine
I know.
it's a secret.
shhh...
ps- cute one One. :)
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I cant remember what trees smell like that but when I lived in Montgomery in the garden district there was no denying that smell in the spring .
There were a lot of cotton woods there but , don't know .
OK edited to add the cum tree link for Ted . http://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/gardens-gardening/your-garden/plant-finder/plant-details/kc/a720/pyrus-calleryana-chanticleer.aspx
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=semen+tree
I thought it was the pear family. There are very popular, due to their spring flowers, red/orange/purple leaves in fall, and basically no need for raking dropped leaves. You see them mostly in the suburbs, as urban areas have the old, huge oaks and similar trees. The tree in my tulip pic is a Cleveland Pear. That explains why we smell it so much. If you have never noticed it, the flowers literally smell like semen, especially on a humid day when the air is heavy.
Now, on to the bushes that smell like cat urine.
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Teddy, that's your upper lip smelling like semen not the trees.