Author Topic: I am in considerable pain. (Read 7476 times)

aupointillimite · « **on:** March 14, 2007, 09:34:35 pm »

The third step up to my apartment gave out underneath me while I was going up the stairs, and my shin and knee are screaming out for sweet, delicious beer to dull the pain. I also seem to have lost my keys under them somewhere. Awesome.

The funeral went as well as a funeral could go... of course, today we spent with my cousins getting buzzed and playing Monopoly and Egyptian Ratscrew. Like you do after an internment.

Saw the family... met my sister's fiance... ate lots of food.

I also went to a straight dive bar in Fredericksburg (a small town almost exactly halfway between DC and Richmond), and I discovered that I am attractive to 40 year old women. I had boobies pressed up against me like you wouldn't believe. I also talked Dark Shadows with the only homo in there.

Oh, and I cut my hair. I look like Jean Seberg in Breathless.

I also read an incredibly interesting book called "How the Irish Saved Civilization."

A nice time was had by me. But I'm extremely glad to be back home in my scuzzy apartment... sans stair, even.

fearless · « **Reply #1 on:** March 14, 2007, 10:01:31 pm »

damn, ouch and damn...

drink more synthehol. it's "intoxicating effects can be easily dismissed"

aupointillimite · « **Reply #2 on:** March 14, 2007, 10:28:40 pm »

Quote from: fearless on March 14, 2007, 10:01:31 pm

damn, ouch and damn...

drink more synthehol. it's "intoxicating effects can be easily dismissed"

What was really embarrassing was that I wiped out right in front of the bum who lives under our townhouse (don't ask... it's Richmond).

There's a bright shiny dollar in it for you if you can tell me what species developed synthehol without looking it up. I know it. It was in the episode where Scotty came on the Enterprise-D.

I swear I'm gonna go out and have a life in about 15 minutes.

jkinatl2 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 14, 2007, 10:51:40 pm »

having spent several hours at Quarks bar in Vegas, I attest that it was the Ferengi.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #4 on:** March 14, 2007, 10:53:05 pm »

Quote from: jkinatl2 on March 14, 2007, 10:51:40 pm

having spent several hours at Quarks bar in Vegas, I attest that it was the Ferengi.

Give that man a kewpie doll!

When I come to Atlanta, I demand much Star Treks watchings.

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #5 on:** March 14, 2007, 10:57:32 pm »

Star Trek?

Am I reading this for real?

Star Trek!

You do realise that this makes you all losers, don't you?

MtD
(Who intends to organise a Trekkiecaust when he is Brutal Overlord of the Universe)

aupointillimite · « **Reply #6 on:** March 14, 2007, 11:00:44 pm »

Quote from: matty.the.damned on March 14, 2007, 10:57:32 pm

Star Trek?

Am I reading this for real?

Star Trek!

You do realise that this makes you all losers, don't you?

MtD
(Who intends to organise a Trekkiecaust when he is Brutal Overlord of the Universe)

And by "losers," I'm assuming you mean "awesome."

Benj
(Who could, if he desired, ironically take MtD to task for his vicious, vicious reference of the genocide of his people... by which he means those who like Star Trek... but won't because he finds it more amusing than anything else... that's what a big heart he has.)

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #7 on:** March 14, 2007, 11:08:29 pm »

And by "losers," I'm assuming you mean "awesome."

Benj
(Who could, if he desired, ironically take MtD to task for his vicious, vicious reference of the genocide of his people... by which he means those who like Star Trek... but won't because he finds it more amusing than anything else... that's what a big heart he has.)

It would be appreciated if you wear your vulcan ears so that identififcation of those to be exterminated is easier. We wouldn't want to knock any totally cool Dr Who fans by mistake, now would we?

MtD

aupointillimite · « **Reply #8 on:** March 14, 2007, 11:14:45 pm »

Quote from: matty.the.damned on March 14, 2007, 11:08:29 pm

It would be appreciated if you wear your vulcan ears so that identififcation of those to be exterminated is easier. We wouldn't want to knock any totally cool Dr Who fans by mistake, now would we?

MtD

I don't take it that far.

That would be a little too outre for me.

I'll start the Resistance, though.

Benj
(Who encourages you to listen very carefully... he shall say this only once.)

egello · « **Reply #9 on:** March 14, 2007, 11:45:31 pm »

is it just me or do you guys feel that the newest star treck is not as fun as previous ones...

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #10 on:** March 14, 2007, 11:47:31 pm »

Excellent! Another one!

MtD

milker · « **Reply #11 on:** March 14, 2007, 11:58:30 pm »

What do you call "considerable pain" ? I saw this post and i'm like "fuck shit hell shit fuck hell" but it seems that you're doing ok?

curmudgeonly · « **Reply #12 on:** March 15, 2007, 12:07:23 am »

Quote from: matty.the.damned on March 14, 2007, 11:08:29 pm

... We wouldn't want to knock any totally cool Dr Who fans by mistake, now would we?

Why the hell not? One might as well let Space 1999 fans live (there is a big Barbara Bain contingent, even giving them a slight edge).

I am a compassionate person but can be pushed only so far. A Dr. Who fan is as bad as or worse than a Trekkie. At least the 60's Star Trek is amusing (unintentionally) but Dr. Who has always been boring. Even my imagination requires more than foam rubber props and costumes. Invasion of the 50 Foot Woman (#1) is a masterpiece in comparison to any episode of Dr. Who. And that's being kind. Except for Twilight Zone and maybe one or a couple of others no U.S. station has ever produced decent science fiction programs and what I've seen of other countries' offerings wasn't too good either.

Hope your pain subsides quickly, benj, and I advise you to threaten the landlord with a lawsuit for willful neglect and grievous bodily and emotional pain and suffering. It can't hurt.

Matty the Damned · « **Reply #13 on:** March 15, 2007, 01:09:14 am »

am a compassionate person but can be pushed only so far. A Dr. Who fan is as bad as or worse than a Trekkie. At least the 60's Star Trek is amusing (unintentionally) but Dr. Who has always been boring. Even my imagination requires more than foam rubber props and costumes. Invasion of the 50 Foot Woman (#1) is a masterpiece in comparison to any episode of Dr. Who. And that's being kind. Except for Twilight Zone and maybe one or a couple of others no U.S. station has ever produced decent science fiction programs and what I've seen of other countries' offerings wasn't too good either.

Oh I've got a special torture awaiting you, come the Revolution.

MtD

sweetasmeli · « **Reply #14 on:** March 15, 2007, 01:49:21 am »

Quote from: aupointillimite on March 14, 2007, 10:28:40 pm

There's a bright shiny dollar in it for you if you can tell me what species developed synthehol without looking it up. I know it. It was in the episode where Scotty came on the Enterprise-D.

Quote from: jkinatl2 on March 14, 2007, 10:51:40 pm

having spent several hours at Quarks bar in Vegas, I attest that it was the Ferengi.

Quote from: aupointillimite on March 14, 2007, 10:53:05 pm

Give that man a kewpie doll!

When I come to Atlanta, I demand much Star Treks watchings.

Seriously boys, you need to get out even more so than Melia!

Said Melia

(who is still putting smooches out at whoever will take them)

PS: Beautiful boy Benj, hope it hurts less today, apres-biere

PPS: JK honeypie, on 'M's List of Things Not To Do in ATL' = watch ST

aupointillimite · « **Reply #15 on:** March 15, 2007, 02:24:29 am »

Quote from: milker on March 14, 2007, 11:58:30 pm

What do you call "considerable pain" ? I saw this post and i'm like "fuck shit hell shit fuck hell" but it seems that you're doing ok?

I buy into that "men don't bitch about it too loudly" thing.

I also have a high pain tolerance for things like that... so I just let out a string of cuss words, when somebody's watching, and I seriously do the "walk it off" thing.

Because to do otherwise would be threatening to my masculinity.

But rubbing my ass against some dude's crotch while moaning, "fuck me" isn't.

This makes perfect sense to me. Kindly don't ask questions and accept it as a charming idiosyncrasy.

milker · « **Reply #16 on:** March 15, 2007, 11:13:25 am »

I'm taking notes I can assure you

ACinKC · « **Reply #17 on:** March 15, 2007, 11:36:43 am »

Look its the pointy one and Jk in atlanta in 2010....

Looks like JK bounced back (YAY!) but is now dealing with some Lipo issues! And the pointy one appears to have completely won his battle against anorexia!

ACinKC · « **Reply #18 on:** March 15, 2007, 11:40:23 am »

Holy shit the Gay Trekkies have figured out how to breed!

While this is good news on the gay front it certainly is a setback in the global extermination of trekkies.

ACinKC · « **Reply #19 on:** March 15, 2007, 11:42:25 am »

And apparently after they figured out the Gay breeding thing, they shifted their focus to cross breeding of species... Is it me or is the woman and her dog remarkably similar in appearance?

Andrew
(who is tickled pink with the massive dorkdom of the trekkiehood)

ACinKC · « **Reply #20 on:** March 15, 2007, 11:51:26 am »

And finally the coup de gras! While not the Trekkie version, still ultimately all the same.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63pXP74UDKw (edited)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU&mode=related&search= (unedited)

Ihavehope · « **Reply #21 on:** March 15, 2007, 12:27:55 pm »

oh AC, u are just a too funny for words.

bear60 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 15, 2007, 12:58:53 pm »

Nothing like advice after the fact huh Benj...so I will just keep my mouth shut.

curmudgeonly · « **Reply #23 on:** March 15, 2007, 01:09:31 pm »

Quote from: matty.the.damned on March 15, 2007, 01:09:14 am

Oh I've got a special torture awaiting you, come the Revolution.

Quote from: matty.the.damned on March 15, 2007, 01:09:14 am

Oh I've got a special torture awaiting you, come the Revolution.

Depends on whose revolution comes first. There is no torture in my revolution. Mine is, of course, based on principles of non-violence, but we have greatly broadened the definition of euthanasia. A simple 10 question test is all that's needed to qualify one as a candidate. This new program will also help slow down the inevitable population explosion in the 21st century, at some point projected to be over 9 billion people

Many years ago a CSPAN-like channel covered an appearance of a military VIP at one of them east coast liberal colleges. Audience members were in lines behind two microphones and one by one asked their questions. A young man got to the microphone and started talking about casualties in Viet Nam or something and then asked "When the revolution comes do you want to be boiled, baked, or sauteed?" The VIP didn't have an answer and the entire auditorium was silent for a few seconds. It was hilarious.

fearless · « **Reply #24 on:** March 15, 2007, 08:07:28 pm »

damn. i logged off and missed my opportunity to get my $.

Benj, maybe the bum below the stairs now has your keys.

aupointillimite · « **Reply #25 on:** March 15, 2007, 08:11:35 pm »

Quote from: fearless on March 15, 2007, 08:07:28 pm

Benj, maybe the bum below the stairs now has your keys.

We thought of that.

We're getting the damn locks changed.

Queen Tokelove · « **Reply #26 on:** March 15, 2007, 09:17:16 pm »

*ducking Matty's ray gun or should I say cannon?*....I like Star Trek, you won't kill me now will you? I also like the original Doctor Who....Am not feeling the Sci Fi channels version at all......

Amosboy · « **Reply #27 on:** March 15, 2007, 11:34:02 pm »

Pain is only good when it is expected.

And come on ladies...you all are really "closeted" Wonder Woman fans. You spun around and pretended to be Linda Carter a time or two, huh?

I did.

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budndallastx · « **Reply #28 on:** March 18, 2007, 04:13:02 pm »

So that's Wonder Woman ?? I thought she looked like this ..

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tigger2376 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 20, 2007, 08:42:16 pm »

STAR TREK?

with MtD on this one. And how can Dr Who be boring with the divine Mr Barrowman involved...Torchwood, work it out!
And the sets were SUPPOSED to be rubbish!
(and I'm embarassed to say I was frightened of the daleks til someone pointed out they couldn't climb stairs...very fast anyway!)
Talking of which A, makes a change to fall UP stairs doesn't it?
Aunty Bitch will kiss the booboo better, or provide the beer

david25luvit · « **Reply #30 on:** March 21, 2007, 09:49:57 am »

Take your best shot....I'm a Star Trek fan.

Whether it be the original shows (which I watched as a kid) to the latest spinoffs
Next Generation/ Deep Space Nine, Voyager or Enterprise

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