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Title: Shopping mall canvassers
Post by: Irish Eyes on March 08, 2014, 04:18:24 am
If there is one thing I can't stand are these aggressive losers.

Yesterday 'Save the Children' were out en masse.
I was approached 4 times in less than 5 mins, I always acknowledge them but keep on walking.

#1 "Would you like to help save the children?"
My reply, "I've alresdy got 6 of my own that I'm trying to save"

#2 (with outstretched hand) "Hi, what's your name?"
My reply, "It dosen't matter"

#3 "Hi, how many kids do you have?"
reply, "6"
#3 reply "dude you've got 6 kids?"
which he then shouted across the way to his buddy "Dude he's got 6 kids"

#4 basically same as #1.

I think I was  being more humorus than rude. Though I don't really care.
I realise they r doing their job and get refusals all day long, I was trying to inject a laugh.


Title: Re: Shopping mall canvassers
Post by: zach on March 08, 2014, 06:16:25 am
i'm rude, no pretense at all, if they continue it then becomes a game of just how rude do i have to be to get them to walk away
Title: Re: Shopping mall canvassers
Post by: Jeff G on March 08, 2014, 07:13:41 am
I like to have my fun with telemarketers . I immediately change the subject and tell them in my most exaggerated masculine voice that I'm at home alone sitting in my recliner in my wife's bra and panties and ask what they are wearing . They simply hang up every time . 
Title: Re: Shopping mall canvassers
Post by: bocker3 on March 08, 2014, 09:21:00 am
I like to have my fun with telemarketers . I immediately change the subject and tell them in my most exaggerated masculine voice that I'm at home alone sitting in my recliner in my wife's bra and panties and ask what they are wearing . They simply hang up every time .

Sometimes the truth DOES set you free.........
Title: Re: Shopping mall canvassers
Post by: Dan0 on March 08, 2014, 09:39:35 am
I like to have my fun with telemarketers . I immediately change the subject and tell them in my most exaggerated masculine voice that I'm at home alone sitting in my recliner in my wife's bra and panties and ask what they are wearing . They simply hang up every time .

And one day......Jeff will find that special freak on the other end of the phone!
Title: Re: Shopping mall canvassers
Post by: Irish Eyes on March 08, 2014, 07:04:01 pm
I was certain this expose underlying issues, Jeff.
Talk it out, talk it out!
Title: Re: Shopping mall canvassers
Post by: OneTampa on March 08, 2014, 10:41:33 pm
I like to have my fun with telemarketers . I immediately change the subject and tell them in my most exaggerated masculine voice that I'm at home alone sitting in my recliner in my wife's bra and panties and ask what they are wearing . They simply hang up every time .

Ding!  Ding!  We have a winner folks!  :D :D  I'm too through. 
Title: Re: Shopping mall canvassers
Post by: Irish Eyes on March 09, 2014, 10:34:46 am
Ding!  Ding!  We have a winner folks!  :D :D  I'm too through. 

Oi! R u hijacking my thread?
Though Jeff G's is funny.
Title: Re: Shopping mall canvassers
Post by: WillyWump on March 09, 2014, 01:12:39 pm
masculine voice that I'm at home alone sitting in my recliner in my wife's bra and panties and ask what they are wearing .

We all have our thing. Jeff loves getting off to Telemarketers.
Title: Re: Shopping mall canvassers
Post by: Jeff G on March 10, 2014, 11:25:58 am
I am telling you my method of dealing with telemarketers is far more efficient that the national do not call list . I have not had one single repeat call from any company that I have creeped out . I have had them ignore me when I ask to be taken off the list but the Merv the perv routine works like a charm every time .