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Author Topic: DUI-Texas-Style  (Read 1402 times)

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Offline rondrond

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DUI-Texas-Style
« on: December 10, 2009, 10:55:38 am »
DUI - TEXAS STYLE

Only a person in Texas could think of this..

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.  Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin , Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.  After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.


He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when his
was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a Breathalyzer test.


To his amazement, the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station.

This Breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'


'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck.  'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'


:(  I confess that I have been in that parking lot, working out the new mtwyeries of starting a car, late, late, oh so late in the morning, with the best buzz of the evening, after closing the bar....

and I wasn't the decoy.. :D


I aslo confess that back in the day, when you were allowed to use those shint , silver trash cans, that I played a game of bowling with some unknown street, vomit  drying on my shirt, crying, because I did not know where I was...

I was two blocks from home.. :-\
« Last Edit: December 10, 2009, 10:58:17 am by rondrond »
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Offline Texan38

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Re: DUI-Texas-Style
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2009, 02:44:36 pm »
 :D   :D   :D   :D

That's hiliarious!  And, being from Texas myself, I so agree:

Only a person in Texas could think of this..

 ;)
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