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Dan J.

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Queerisms
« on: January 22, 2008, 02:18:02 pm »
I will start  & then you ad your own:

verb: Inserting ice cubes into an asshole and proceeding to have anal sex until the ice melts and then you drink it. Dirty Eskimo

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Offline Oceanbeach

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2008, 05:11:23 pm »
Quote from: Dan J. on January 22, 2008, 02:18:02 pm
I will start  & then you ad your own:

verb: Inserting ice cubes into an asshole and proceeding to have anal sex until the ice melts and then you drink it. Dirty Eskimo


Noun: What is Final Jeopardy?
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Offline Winiroo

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2008, 06:13:34 pm »
OMG thats nasty
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Offline 404error

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2008, 07:03:07 pm »
I always said that if someone invented a poo slurpee that someone would drink it.  And here we have gay people doing it for free...
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Offline Ann

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2008, 08:41:05 pm »
Quote from: 404error on January 22, 2008, 07:03:07 pm
I always said that if someone invented a poo slurpee that someone would drink it.  And here we have gay people doing it for free...

Why on earth did you ever think you'd have to pay someone? Oh, never mind, I remember, you pay people to....


Never mind! ::)
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2008, 09:06:04 pm »
aren't you about as clever as a bag full of hammers...
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2008, 09:08:23 pm »
Quote from: 404error on January 22, 2008, 09:06:04 pm
aren't you about as clever as a bag full of hammers...

At least I didn't have to pay!
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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

Offline thunter34

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2008, 09:11:00 pm »
Quote from: 404error on January 22, 2008, 09:06:04 pm
aren't you about as clever as a bag full of hammers...

looks like she hit the nail on the head to me.
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Offline 404error

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2008, 09:23:52 pm »
you both obviously missed the point of my initial post but thanks for coming out...
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2008, 09:27:31 pm »
Probably you should leave the comedy to the funny people, doll. ;)

MtD
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2008, 09:32:20 pm »
that's why I'm posting here champ. 
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2008, 09:34:36 pm »
::waits for fisting::
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Offline 404error

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2008, 09:34:52 pm »
Ann... tsk tsk.  Your online burning ability is terrible.  Seriously, I mean I don't mind if you want to make fun of me, it's amusing but at least bring your "A" game.  Perhaps for the time being you should sit back and leave the flaming to those who know what they're doing...
« Last Edit: January 23, 2008, 02:51:44 am by 404error »
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2008, 09:36:05 pm »
I paid for sex several times and I certainly didn't do it for lack of other options.  I DID IT FOR TEH LULZ.
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Offline bryonut

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2008, 11:38:38 pm »
Quote from: 404error on January 22, 2008, 09:34:52 pm
Ann... tsk tsk.  Your online buring ability is terrible.  Seriously, I mean I don't mind if you want to make fun of me, it's amusing but at least bring your "A" game.  Perhaps for the time being you should sit back and leave the flaming to those who know what they're doing...

oh dear.. here we go
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2008, 05:07:29 am »
Quote from: bryonut on January 22, 2008, 11:38:38 pm
oh dear.. here we go

Are we there yet?
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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2008, 11:05:59 am »
Quote from: Ann on January 23, 2008, 05:07:29 am
Are we there yet?

No, needs more fisting.
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2008, 12:15:26 pm »
Quote from: philly267 on January 23, 2008, 11:05:59 am
No, needs more fisting.

Need more poppers.
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"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2008, 12:17:29 pm »
Quote from: Ann on January 23, 2008, 12:15:26 pm
Need more poppers.

but what about the KS?
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2008, 12:18:19 pm »
I need a lobotomy for continuing to read this thread LOL
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2008, 12:19:50 pm »
Quote from: bryonut on January 23, 2008, 12:17:29 pm
but what about the KS?

People in Kansas can buy their own poppers.
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"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2008, 12:23:58 pm »
Three biggest lies ever told:
1. This wont hurt.
2. The check is in the mail.
3. I promise I wont cum in your mouth.

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2008, 12:24:40 pm »
Quote from: Ann on January 23, 2008, 12:19:50 pm
People in Kansas can buy their own poppers.


;D

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2008, 12:27:39 pm »
Quote from: bryonut on January 23, 2008, 12:17:29 pm
but what about the KS?

You need the poppers for fisting, THEN you get KS
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2008, 12:28:38 pm »
Quote from: bear60 on January 23, 2008, 12:23:58 pm
Three biggest lies ever told:
1. This wont hurt.
2. The check is in the mail.
3. I promise I wont cum in your mouth.



orly?

I always thought it was "i lurve u"
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2008, 12:32:29 pm »
What about..."girbleing" or placing a straw in the anus of the receiver of anal sex and sucking out the sperem. Heard about thoes two gems when I lived in Florida in the late 80's early 90's.
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Offline bryonut

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2008, 12:38:42 pm »
what about "I have never done this before"?
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Offline Winiroo

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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2008, 12:41:52 pm »
I'll call you

 ::)
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2008, 12:44:27 pm »
HUNG AND STRAIGHT ACTING
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2008, 12:46:44 pm »
Quote from: philly267 on January 23, 2008, 12:44:27 pm
HUNG AND STRAIGHT ACTING

where's the swimmers build?
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2008, 12:50:28 pm »
Quote from: bryonut on January 23, 2008, 12:46:44 pm
where's the swimmers build?

Next to the entry that says "Top"
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2008, 12:51:02 pm »
Safe Sex ONLY and NO druggies
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2008, 12:51:31 pm »
Quote from: philly267 on January 23, 2008, 12:50:28 pm
Next to the entry that says "Top"

Oh, I see it, right next to D/D free.
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2008, 12:59:40 pm »
Hung and straight acting....... is a good one!!!!
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Re: Queerisms
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2008, 01:12:21 pm »
Quote from: bryonut on January 23, 2008, 12:51:31 pm
Oh, I see it, right next to D/D free.

At least with P&P you KNOW what you're getting.  It's like going to McDonald's.
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« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2008, 01:48:54 pm »
My favorite with the NO PNP guys were they were ALWAYS on Manhunt around 3:00 to 5:00 a.m.
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