Hot Damn!!

[AIDS2HIV]

Its crazy hot here in my neck of the woods, heat index well over 105....thought id have a little fun with it today. We all have our own little sayings, " Its hotter than...."  thought maybe we could share some of them here. Now i have heard ALOT of these kinda sayings, they are much like y0 momma jokes, but ill go first, and post the one i made up myself, and like the most as well....


Its hotter than... powder burns on a Dick Cheney Huntin' Trip*

[Teresa]

Its so HOT I saw 2 trees fighting over a dog.

[DanielMark]

LOL I here ya A2H!

Right now it's 35°C/95°F in Ottawa (Canada)  but feeling like 48°C/118°F.

We had the worst lightning storms of the season so far overnight. The power went out for a couple hours, so no a/c and not even a fan. That was fun. They're also calling for more storms tonight.

The world has gone mad, and I might be following soon if this doesn't let up. 

[jae3]

Its HOT here too! Actual temp at almost 5:30pm is 97 but with the heat index, its 107.

Our saying, "its hotter than a witches titty!"

I have often wondered how someone would know how hot a witches titty is?

[anniebc]

Oh what I would give for a nice warm, sunny day...it's cold here, only 8 degrees....so enough of all this talk about nice hot days...

JAE...The saying here in NZ is "As cold as a witche's Tit"

Hugs
Jan

[ACinKC]

I think that since they have a HEAT index... it's 105 but it FEELS like 118 outside!... they should have a DICK index, I know its only 4" baby but its gonna FEEL like 8"!!!!

[Basquo]

Jan we say that in Texas too!  Only we don't know how to drive in snow or ice so we sit around making stuff up...for example, "Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra laying face down in four feet of snow with a posicle up her ass and nitrous in her nose..."  Thank goodness our winter in Austin is only 3 days long max!

[anniebc]

  ..@ Basquo...only in Austin eh..

Hugs
Jan

[livingpositively]

I always say "ooooh, it's hot...it's AFRICA HOT!!!"

I also like "It's hotter than the hubs of hell"

[Quarter Horse]

We always said, "It's hotter than a whore in church."

[jack]

you all have no idea of what hot is. Hot is Houston. I was in DC last week and it was 100 and I found it rather pleasant compared to Houston when its in low 90s. You know its hot when you break a sweat at 5am going out to get the paper.

[Dennis]

I thought it got hot here in S. Florida.  A few weeks I landed in Las Vegas at 11pm and it was 112 degrees.  One morning we left a nigtclub at 8am and it was already 89 degrees.