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Off Topic Forums => Off Topic Forum => Topic started by: WillyWump on April 07, 2012, 08:00:54 pm
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I was at ToysRUs today and saw this studly Ken doll...it's a far cry from the boring Ken I had as a kiddo. (and yes I did peak in his shorts...nothing)
I cant even show yall the BArbie next to him, it's almost NSFW, besides who wants to see all that boobs ::)
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/ken.jpg)
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I only owned a G.I. Joe -- Ken was for fags.
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I only owned a G.I. Joe -- Ken was for fags.
Oh I had a Gi Joe as well. Actually I never owned a Ken, my father wouldnt have it. But anytime I would visit my cousins I could play with Ken
I bet you didnt have an Evil Knievel (with motorcycle) :-*
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There is something very early 80's porn star about that look.
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Look at those waxed eye brows. It reminds me of the 80s too when greens and pinks were popular. Although, the trunks would have been much shorter. I still have my Star Wars, GI Joes, He-Man, and Voltron toys.
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Here are some before and after shots of the G.I. Joe I had as a kid...
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1058248.1333909590!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg)
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Her meth-and-lean-pockets diet seems to be working wonders.
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I was at ToysRUs today and saw this studly Ken doll...it's a far cry from the boring Ken I had as a kiddo. (and yes I did peak in his shorts...nothing)
I cant even show yall the BArbie next to him, it's almost NSFW, besides who wants to see all that boobs ::)
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/ken.jpg)
That Ken doll looks slightly familiar. No wonder you're so interested in it.
(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz42/livebythemoon/4fcb4dc6.jpg)
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Her meth-and-lean-pockets diet seems to be working wonders.
And plenty of liposuction. That bitch looks hideous either way.
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Here are some before and after shots of the G.I. Joe I had as a kid...
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1058248.1333909590!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/image.jpg)
Is this really what Perez looks like today? He's lost too much weight, in my opinion. Makes him look much older.
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He looked nice in the late "between" stage, far from fatty but not yet speed freaky.
(http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/perez.jpg)
(http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/perez-hilton-shirtless-speedos.jpg)
(http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Perez_Hilton_chest-490x628.jpg)
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He's wearing a beard, there's gray in his hair and he has a (too) deep tan: Of course he looks older. He doesn't look bad really, he just looks...like a skinnier, tanned version of Perez Hilton who is still someone I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
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He looks fun as a slight chub. Now he looks like a maniac.
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He's wearing a beard, there's gray in his hair and he has a (too) deep tan: Of course he looks older. He doesn't look bad really, he just looks...like a skinnier, tanned version of Perez Hilton who is still someone I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
He looked very good in that 2nd pic, where he is flexing his muscles. I would have stopped there. He still had enough fat in his face. His face has lost all fat now. Frankly, he looks ill....in my opinion. But, if he's happy with it and isn't taking harmful/illegal substances to achieve it, then more power to him. You know I'm just jealous. But, I would like to lose some weight, get fairly muscled again, but not look 20 years older in the process.
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He vaguely looks like a G.I.Joe doll now, keeping on the thread topic. Or maybe its that outfit. Also to wrap it all up, I thought of the gossip theme about how Lindsay Lohan looks 50 now, from the hard living and bad surgeries, and Hilton is giving some 60+ yo Thierry Mugler vibe.
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The latest G.I. Joe, however, is a babe:
(http://www.theterrordrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/gijoe-30th-anniversary-renegades-duke-01.jpg)
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The first thing you learn in BArbie Club, is that you dont talk about Barbie Club. Meow.
(http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/IwuvPhilly/barb.jpg)
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The first thing you learn in BArbie Club, is that you dont talk about Barbie Club. Meow.
Nice Photochop job.
Anyhoo, I prefer her:
(http://i812.photobucket.com/albums/zz42/livebythemoon/6f7371e6.jpg)
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Oh. I thought when I opened the thread that it was Barbie. Just when ya think it's pretty much sorted out, I do very much appreciate more sexual confusion at this point in my life.
Sorority Slut Barbie made me laugh. Thanks for that, Moon.