I flame....

[JeffInNYC]

Such does not exist, darling.

its an enigma. 

[JeffInNYC]

I flame....

- People who call anyone who doesn't agree with their viewpoint a "denier".

Jamie I totally disagree with that statement.  If you dont agree with me, then youre in denial.

[thunter34]

The movie that singlehandedly killed off cinematic musicals as a genre, ended Disco and destroyed the careers of ELO and ONJ is indeed no joke.

But currently a Broadway revival, don'tcha know.

http://xanaduonbroadway.com/index2.html

[Queen Tokelove]

OMG!!!!!! This thread has taken on a whole new meaning. It started about Jamie venting.....To folks venting on Jamie....to being on ignore.. somewhere in there is playing dumb and dumber..to Xanadu (thinking Olivia Newton John on that one) to measurements...to someone named Henry..to Timmy (thinking South Park)...to who is the alpha and beta males cause no one can be both....This thread has officially given me a headache... ....*grabs Jamie and runs*....Sweetie, you gotta know when to get the hell out of dodge.....

[Matty the Damned]

This thread is probably the finest example of a Forums Crapflood we've ever seen.

MtD

[thunter34]

This thread is probably the finest example of a Forums Crapflood we've ever seen.

MtD

This thread went up in flames.

[Queen Tokelove]

This thread is probably the finest example of a Forums Crapflood we've ever seen.

MtD

Hmmm, look at it this way....better to get the shit out than be constipated, Oh Damned One....

[mjmel]

I once had a cat named Schmoo. A pack of coyote pups had her stretched taut when I arrived on the scene to save her..... There was nothing to be done but bury her. <sigh>
xxx,
Mike

[Bucko]

I once had a cat named Schmoo. A pack of coyote pups had her stretched taut when I arrived on the scene to save her..... There was nothing to be done but bury her. <sigh>
xxx,
Mike

Nothing like a dead cat story to make my night, Mimi.

Thanks for the pleasant dreams to come...

[Matty the Damned]

In the spirit of the crapflood . . .

MtD

/edited for a better pix/

[Jerry71]

Damn go away for a few hours and come back and find all of this shit. 

[scud44]

Who the heck is JamieD?

Some saviour from on high??

Let's get on with our lives and enjoy what we have

Scud44
(Being brutal)

[JamieD]

Wow! I can see why gay men are so afraid of getting old. Is this what I have to look forward to when I get to be as old as 40? Being a bitter queen?
Next time you all feel like being bitchy old queens slide your chairs back away from the computer, close your eyes, and say "I am a princess, not a queen" say that 3 times and I guarantee you the desire to be a queen will go away.

[Dachshund]

Bettie bought a bit of butter, but the bit of butter Bettie bought was bitter, so Bettie bought a bit of better butter, but the bit of better butter Bettie bought was also bitter, so Bettie bought a better butter making factory, but it's only a rumour, so don't SPREAD it around.

[Iggy]

Modified: I'm 36, godfuckindamnit!

[xyahka]

and to contribute i flame all people who like to bother others instead of let them be in peace.

and i flame my boss again because she deserved me to flame her yesterday more than twice!

Juan Carlos

PD: i don't blame a young boy for driving a luxury car... God knows i would have not resisted the temptation either!!! 

[sweetasmeli]

Bettie bought a bit of butter, but the bit of butter Bettie bought was bitter, so Bettie bought a bit of better butter, but the bit of better butter Bettie bought was also bitter, so Bettie bought a better butter making factory, but it's only a rumour, so don't SPREAD it around.

 

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers; a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where the hecks the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

 

[Iggy]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers; a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where the hecks the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

 

[Dachshund]

A flea and a fly in a flue, were stuck, so what could they do? Said the flea, "let us fly." Said the fly, "let us flee." So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

[JPinLA]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers; a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where the hecks the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

 

I am not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son but I'll pluck all your figs til the fig plucker comes.  

(I like these better than the original theme.....)

[sweetasmeli]

Eww! Naughty boy!

A flea and a fly in a flue, were stuck, so what could they do? Said the flea, "let us fly." Said the fly, "let us flee." So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

That's so cute!

I am not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son but I'll pluck all your figs til the fig plucker comes. 

I just nearly said pig fucker in front of me mum...

[david25luvit]

I flame for ungrateful snots....
who get preferential treatment from cops and then have the gaul to complain about it...
who shove ole ladies to the front of the line and then bitch about how long it takes
who have an education but insist on sounding like idiots to get attention

but what do I know....I'm just a country boy from the deep south

[Iggy]

Eww! Naughty boy!

puhleaze....you are about as innocent as Milker with a bottle of French Mayonnaise in a men's room stall

[sweetasmeli]

puhleaze....you are about as innocent as Milker with a bottle of French Mayonnaise in a men's room stall

HEY!!!



Oh....OK!

[Miss Philicia]

OK, now I feel bitter about my age.  Great.  What should I go do now?

[thunter34]

Oooh!  Oooh!  I have one !!  (another revelation, i'm sure)

::ahem::


I am a mother pheasant plucker
I pluck mother pheasants
I am a very pleasant mother pheasant plucker.

[JPinLA]

Oooh!  Oooh!  I have one !!  (another revelation, i'm sure)

::ahem::


I am a mother pheasant plucker
I pluck mother pheasants
I am a very pleasant mother pheasant plucker.

I like that one 

[buca45]

Wow! I can see why gay men are so afraid of getting old. Is this what I have to look forward to when I get to be as old as 40? Being a bitter queen?
Next time you all feel like being bitchy old queens slide your chairs back away from the computer, close your eyes, and say "I am a princess, not a queen" say that 3 times and I guarantee you the desire to be a queen will go away.

and what, do tell, is your secret for not being a bitter young queen, or princess whichever you prefer......

I take it your mantra doesnt work on you?

[sweetasmeli]

I am a mother pheasant plucker
I pluck mother pheasants
I am a very pleasant mother pheasant plucker.

This time I nearly said pheasant fucker in front of me dad...

[Dan J.]

English For The Confused

Intense in tense isn't a sentence
Tensed in tense is past tense

Sometimes sense doesn't make sense
If you write 'no sense makes sense'

A sentence with no sense
Is senseless nonsense

Absenteeism is noun what's absense
Essential is verb what's essence

What makes a synonym
Can make an acronym

You cut the cut with cutter
You speak, yell and utter

Taken aback, surprised, refused?
Well its English for the confused

[Bucko]

http://www.amazon.com/Everything-About-Me-Fake-Perfect/dp/0060554703/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_b/103-0502230-8858219?ie=UTF8&qid=1101722225&sr=8-2

I love reading.

[Dan J.]

http://www.amazon.com/Everything-About-Me-Fake-Perfect/dp/0060554703/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_b/103-0502230-8858219?ie=UTF8&qid=1101722225&sr=8-2

I love reading.

I am reading this now.

http://www.amazon.com/Faithfull-Autobiography-Marianne/dp/0815410468/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-2667808-6547320?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1188588377&sr=1-1

[Bucko]

I *love* her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVSJt5r5n6U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KV-PTK0UZ4&mode=related&search=

[Dan J.]

I love Broken English!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mor6zUXX9Tk

[Bucko]

There was a fabulous lunchtime parody of Broken English that went something like this:

Don't eat it with relish
Don't eat it with mustard
Eat it on
Toooooooooooooooasted English

[pozattitude]

my ass hurts like  if I had sat on an open flame..does that count? 

Rich
(who is not happy today)

[mjmel]

my ass hurts like  if I had sat on an open flame..does that count? 

Rich
(who is not happy today)

Schmoo says, "It's a boo-boo, Billy Joe."
Hope your ass is better soon.
xxx,
Mike

[thunter34]

In memory, they flame on....

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[Miss Philicia]

In memory, they flame on....

here here!

[Bucko]

Perhaps the tree-hugger's next?

Capture it while there's still time, darling.

[thunter34]

here here!

Yet in \\\ some ways \\\\  it feels like they have \\\ never really \\\\  left us.

[Miss Philicia]

Yet in \\\ some ways \\\\  it feels like they have \\\ never really \\\\  left us.

Thanks Keisha.

[tester8888]

Who knows?

I mean, who gets at odds with a nice guy like Henry??

That's like being arch enemies with the Schmoo or something.  

Collecting Dogpatch/Lil' Abner is my obsession and hobby!  I love that stuff.
Have 3 stuffed Shmoo's lurking in my den as I write this!

[thunter34]

is schmoo affiliated with lil abner?

i just know him as a sat morning cartoon

[Miss Philicia]

I had to google the damn thing.  Never heard of it.

[milker]

[tester8888]

is schmoo affiliated with lil abner?

i just know him as a sat morning cartoon

Yes, the Schmoo's frequently save them from starvation and other catastrophies, as they can turn into anything useful one desires, and can spontaneously self-replicate.    

[thunter34]

oh, yeah? 

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[milker]

[Queen Tokelove]

OMG, where do you guys find all your animation, especially loves Matty's stuff. Is there some program or something?