Author Topic: I Jogged Today (Read 31440 times)

WillyWump · « **on:** September 08, 2011, 06:08:31 pm »

...and no, I wasn't being chased by a mugger. This was an intentional jog, for a half mile

*please hold your applause till the end of the post*.

Actually it was less a "jog" and more of a continuous fast stumble. But nevertheless it was impressive. After all, 4 months ago I was sucking down a pack of Parliament Light 100's a day.

I was also cruised by this twinky latino in short-shorts on a vintage bicycle, kept riding by me and smiling. Of course I was grimacing from the pain in my side, which kinda put him off. Not only that but I was sure I would have vomitted on him If I tried to speak to him. Maybe he will be there saturday.

I treated myself to a Whataburger with bacon, cheese and jalapenos afterwards, with a large fry.

I am waiting for the endorphins to kick in. Sure could use a cig also.

-Will

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #1 on:** September 08, 2011, 06:24:59 pm »

The twink wasn't cruising you Grandpa, he was laughing at you.

WillyWump · « **Reply #2 on:** September 08, 2011, 06:31:10 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on September 08, 2011, 06:24:59 pm

The twink wasn't cruising you Grandpa, he was laughing at you.

What exactly are you inferring... that my big Terri-cloth headband is out of style?

anniebc · « **Reply #3 on:** September 08, 2011, 06:59:32 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on September 08, 2011, 06:31:10 pm

What exactly are you inferring... that my big Terri-cloth headband is out of style?

No!! please say it isn't so...I love my sweat band, does that mean my Jane Fonda excersise videos are also out dated...I'm beginning to feel my best years are slowly fading away..~sigh~

BTW..well done on the jogging, and keep up the good work on giving up the smokes.

Aroha
Jan

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #4 on:** September 08, 2011, 07:29:29 pm »

Half a mile!!? LOL... You didn't even get to burn the calories on the slice of cheese on that nasty whaddaboigah.

Keep it going though, eventually you may run a marathon.

WillyWump · « **Reply #5 on:** September 08, 2011, 07:34:27 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on September 08, 2011, 07:29:29 pm

Half a mile!!? LOL... You didn't even get to burn the calories on the slice of cheese on that nasty whaddaboigah.

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #6 on:** September 08, 2011, 07:40:34 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on September 08, 2011, 07:34:27 pm

Hmmmppppffff...

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #7 on:** September 08, 2011, 07:49:45 pm »

eso es racista!

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #8 on:** September 08, 2011, 07:56:38 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on September 08, 2011, 07:49:45 pm

eso es racista!

Qué???

WillyWump · « **Reply #9 on:** September 08, 2011, 07:57:58 pm »

I had to go back and review my "ernie in the backseat" GIF and make sure it wasnt racist, lol.

It's not, is it?

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #10 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:04:11 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on September 08, 2011, 07:57:58 pm

I had to go back and review my "ernie in the backseat" GIF and make sure it wasnt racist, lol.

It's not, is it?

That image could be deconstructed using Orlando Patterson's theories of power and race. Please explain why Fiddy is driving a white puppet?

Nah, I'm sure Philicia's just teasing ya.

leatherman · « **Reply #11 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:05:45 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on September 08, 2011, 07:57:58 pm

"ernie in the backseat"

FYI That's Bert

WillyWump · « **Reply #12 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:10:28 pm »

Quote from: leatherman on September 08, 2011, 08:05:45 pm

FYI That's Bert

Oopsie! LOL

buginme2 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:13:19 pm »

Quote from: leatherman on September 08, 2011, 08:05:45 pm

FYI That's Bert

Ya, Ernie is the gay one

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #14 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:17:41 pm »

Quote from: buginme2 on September 08, 2011, 08:13:19 pm

Ya, Ernie is the gay one

Is Bert tha top?

leatherman · « **Reply #15 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:21:42 pm »

Quote from: buginme2 on September 08, 2011, 08:13:19 pm

Ya, Ernie is the gay one

they both are

Ann · « **Reply #16 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:40:53 pm »

Wumps, PM me if you want recommendations on some comfy sports bras.

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #17 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:41:54 pm »

Quote from: Ann on September 08, 2011, 08:40:53 pm

Wumps, PM me if you want recommendations on some comfy sports bras.

Ouch

WillyWump · « **Reply #18 on:** September 08, 2011, 09:34:18 pm »

Quote from: Ann on September 08, 2011, 08:40:53 pm

Wumps, PM me if you want recommendations on some comfy sports bras.

Quote from: Rev. Moon on September 08, 2011, 08:41:54 pm

Ouch

Please Nancies. Rock hard here.

peteb · « **Reply #19 on:** September 14, 2011, 08:40:17 pm »

to fucken funny i could use a bra

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #20 on:** September 14, 2011, 08:44:39 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on September 08, 2011, 08:17:41 pm

Is Bert tha top?

I'm thinking that with the whole gay Bert and Ernie thing we have probably just effectively eliminated any chance of The Children's Television Workshop ever advertising here ---- Dayummmmm and I was hoping to cop tickets to a taping of Sesame Street!!

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #21 on:** September 14, 2011, 08:49:52 pm »

Quote from: phildinftlaudy on September 14, 2011, 08:44:39 pm

I'm thinking that with the whole gay Bert and Ernie thing we have probably just effectively eliminated any chance of The Children's Television Workshop ever advertising here ---- Dayummmmm and I was hoping to cop tickets to a taping of Sesame Street!!

Chile, please. The muppets probably visit this forum on a daily basis. Don't forget that Kami has had teh AIDS for like ten years.

bocker3 · « **Reply #22 on:** September 14, 2011, 10:23:49 pm »

So..... was a one day thing or are we jogging still?? Enquiring minds want to know!

Mike

Since2005 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 15, 2011, 12:28:44 am »

Quote from: bocker3 on September 14, 2011, 10:23:49 pm

So..... was a one day thing or are we jogging still?? Enquiring minds want to know!

Mike

And about the twinky latino

bocker3 · « **Reply #24 on:** September 15, 2011, 07:41:04 am »

Quote from: Since2005 on September 15, 2011, 12:28:44 am

And about the twinky latino

Well -- I suspect that what Willy thought was "cruising" was really this young man looking concerned for grandma's well-being as she wheezed along on her jog.... or perhaps he just couldn't take his eyes off of the velour track suit.............

WillyWump · « **Reply #25 on:** September 15, 2011, 11:37:56 am »

OK, smart-asses.

I've jogged 3 times total so far. It's gotten 100+ here again so I haven't been in a few days.

But I am COMMITTED!

-Will

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #26 on:** September 15, 2011, 11:41:50 am »

Quote from: WillyWump on September 15, 2011, 11:37:56 am

But I am COMMITTED!

To what? Double greasy boigers and super-salty drive thru Asian food? Yup, you're like the new Tracy Anderson

bocker3 · « **Reply #27 on:** September 15, 2011, 05:12:32 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on September 15, 2011, 11:37:56 am

OK, smart-asses.

I've jogged 3 times total so far. It's gotten 100+ here again so I haven't been in a few days.

But I am COMMITTED!

-Will

So you aren't denying that you jog in a velour tracksuit??

Mike

aztecan · « **Reply #28 on:** September 15, 2011, 08:33:22 pm »

Now, now, in defense of our Wumpster, he has always had a derriere of delight.

I, for one, think congratulations are in order for the quitting of the dreadful tobacco habit.

And while we're at it . . . wait a minute, you smoked Parliaments?

? They were nasty even back when I smoked. UGH.

There are times, my dear sweaty Texan, I wonder about your tastes.

HUGS,

Mark

WillyWump · « **Reply #29 on:** September 15, 2011, 08:48:31 pm »

Quote from: aztecan on September 15, 2011, 08:33:22 pm

Now, now, in defense of our Wumpster, he has always had a derriere of delight.

Mark

thank you my Dear Marky. Smooch

Ok here's the story bout the ciggy's. I used to smoke Camel Turkish Silvers until Parliaments came back into fashion in Austin about 7 years ago. They were all the rage and I actually quite liked them.

But several people have told me they remind them of Vantage. LOL. Does anyone remember Vantage?

aztecan · « **Reply #30 on:** September 15, 2011, 11:35:40 pm »

Yep, I remember Vantage. They were not the greatest either.

Remember Lemon Twist? They were lemon menthol cigs. UGH.

I did used to smoke Alpine cigs when I had a cold.

HUGS,

Mark

Ann · « **Reply #31 on:** September 16, 2011, 06:03:13 am »

Quote from: WillyWump on September 15, 2011, 08:48:31 pm

Does anyone remember Vantage?

Was that the brand whose logo was "I'd rather fight than switch"?

WillyWump · « **Reply #32 on:** September 16, 2011, 09:10:50 am »

Quote from: Ann on September 16, 2011, 06:03:13 am

Was that the brand whose logo was "I'd rather fight than switch"?

LOL, yes I think it was! I also remember Vantage as having racing stripes on them.

Ann · « **Reply #33 on:** September 16, 2011, 09:48:17 am »

Quote from: WillyWump on September 16, 2011, 09:10:50 am

LOL, yes I think it was! I also remember Vantage as having racing stripes on them.

And a bullseye, if I'm remembering the right ones.

aztecan · « **Reply #34 on:** September 16, 2011, 03:38:20 pm »

I thought the "i'd rather fight that switch," brand was Lucky Strike?

I started out smoking Camel "straights", the non-filtered ones. I kept up with them unti lthey raised the price higher than the filtered ones.

I am very glad I quit, especially when I see the price people are paying today!

HUGS,

Mark

Assurbanipal · « **Reply #35 on:** September 16, 2011, 04:04:22 pm »

So Mr. Wump

Did you run when you were in school? Or is this a new thing?

I've found the yahoo "about.com running" series pretty helpful -- but that's as a rank beginner.

And the Galloway training stuff http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/02/health/02well.html

Good luck -- the longest journey begins with but a single cliche ... and all that

A

WillyWump · « **Reply #36 on:** September 16, 2011, 07:46:18 pm »

Quote from: Assurbanipal on September 16, 2011, 04:04:22 pm

So Mr. Wump

Did you run when you were in school? Or is this a new thing?

I've found the yahoo "about.com running" series pretty helpful -- but that's as a rank beginner.

And the Galloway training stuff http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/02/health/02well.html

Good luck -- the longest journey begins with but a single cliche ... and all that

A

I never ran until about 10 years ago, then I was running about 2-3 miles every other day. I did this for a couple years and then kinda just stopped. I loved it then, I actually would run to relax, it is so true about the Endorphins. I would like to work my way back up to that level again, but its alot harder now. Of course I am now dealing with lungs that have been damaged from 10 years of smoking also.

I went 3/4 mile today. I know its not alot but I am getting my heart rate up to about 130ish for 20 or so minutes and then I crap out. But I'll get there

Jody · « **Reply #37 on:** September 17, 2011, 02:07:03 pm »

I think the I'd rather fight than switch with the person with the black eye was for Tarryton cigarettes or something like that??? Tarryton's got that charcoal tip, got the taste worth fighting for!!!

Jody

Hellraiser · « **Reply #38 on:** September 18, 2011, 12:08:27 am »

Just got to this thread and with all that talk of muppets no one made a joke about the terrible things muppeteers do to muppets? I'm really quite disappointed.

Edited to be palatable to the faint of heart.

WillyWump · « **Reply #39 on:** September 18, 2011, 11:16:35 am »

Quote from: Hellraiser on September 18, 2011, 12:08:27 am

Edited to be palatable to the faint of heart.

LOL. Thank you Trey. There are sissy men and women around here you know.

Ann · « **Reply #40 on:** September 18, 2011, 11:26:54 am »

Quote from: WillyWump on September 18, 2011, 11:16:35 am

There are sissy men and women around here you know.

I got three words for you, missy: pot, kettle, black.

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #41 on:** September 18, 2011, 11:41:02 am »

Quote from: WillyWump on September 18, 2011, 11:16:35 am

LOL. Thank you Trey. There are sissy men and women around here you know.

So says the sissy whose panties were all bunched up all coz Ann deleted one of his Justy Beaver creepy pictars.

WillyWump · « **Reply #42 on:** September 18, 2011, 11:41:59 am »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on September 18, 2011, 11:41:02 am

So says the sissy whose panties were all bunched up all coz Ann deleted one of his Justy Beaver creepy pictars.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #43 on:** September 18, 2011, 11:55:42 am »

next2u · « **Reply #44 on:** September 24, 2011, 01:22:00 pm »

hows the jogging coming W? keep being eye candy for latino twinks and keep it up

~

numbersguy82 · « **Reply #45 on:** September 25, 2011, 06:38:51 pm »

hmmmm..... errrr.... wow... I guess congrats on not smoking lol

This thread made me smile SO much

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #46 on:** September 25, 2011, 06:59:38 pm »

One of my contacts in San Antonio snapped a picture of Will jogging today ---- he is getting quite ripped and in shape.... (I've heard they are starting to get some cold weather there)

numbersguy82 · « **Reply #47 on:** September 25, 2011, 07:14:26 pm »

HAHA Phil that is great.... that twink will be beating down Willy's door any day now!

WillyWump · « **Reply #48 on:** September 25, 2011, 07:14:47 pm »

Quote from: numbersguy82 on September 25, 2011, 06:38:51 pm

This thread made me smile SO much

That's because you know Big Daddy's gonna be all cardio king when he comes and sweeps you off your feet and carries you into the sunset

@ Phil - Bite me baby.

Yes, I'm still running, but I've had the flu/cold for the last few days so the only running I've been doing is to the toilet. I'm sure the twinks miss me out on the greenbelt though

-Will

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #49 on:** September 25, 2011, 07:34:45 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on September 25, 2011, 07:14:47 pm

That's because you know Big Daddy's gonna be all cardio king when he comes and sweeps you off your feet and carries you into the sunset

I'm sure the twinks miss me out on the greenbelt though

You back to smoking the good stuff, aintcha?

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #50 on:** September 25, 2011, 07:40:06 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on September 25, 2011, 07:34:45 pm

WOW Will - I am amazed at how much jogging has improved your complexion ---- amazing --- thanks for the updated photo as we track your progress.

numbersguy82 · « **Reply #51 on:** September 25, 2011, 08:10:28 pm »

BD I found you a company that understands the fashion needs for today's modern gay jogger!

On a related note by googling 'gay jogger" the results were rather eye opening...

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #52 on:** September 27, 2011, 07:04:53 pm »

Guillermina, here's a video of one of yer twinks wurqin' it for ya...

http://youtu.be/YWkw8nHJ0qY

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #53 on:** September 27, 2011, 07:21:40 pm »

Reverenda Luna = WIN

anniebc · « **Reply #54 on:** September 27, 2011, 07:36:32 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on September 27, 2011, 07:04:53 pm

Guillermina, here's a video of one of yer twinks wurqin' it for ya...

http://youtu.be/YWkw8nHJ0qY

Good grief I've seen a bigger wang on a hampster..and Pink Panty Hose..really?

Aroha
Jan

WillyWump · « **Reply #55 on:** September 27, 2011, 08:53:52 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on September 27, 2011, 07:04:53 pm

Guillermina, here's a video of one of yer twinks wurqin' it for ya...

http://youtu.be/YWkw8nHJ0qY

HOLY crap!!! Just wow. What keywords could you possibly be searching to find such gems?

-Will

btw, is this even allowed here in the new, kinder, gentler, Forums?

Ann · « **Reply #56 on:** September 28, 2011, 07:23:05 am »

Quote from: WillyWump on September 27, 2011, 08:53:52 pm

btw, is this even allowed here in the new, kinder, gentler, Forums?

The nightmares it's going to give me aside, it's on You Tube (as opposed to say, Red Tube) so I don't see a problem. ~shrug~

GSOgymrat · « **Reply #57 on:** September 28, 2011, 08:50:42 am »

Quote from: Ann on September 28, 2011, 07:23:05 am

The nightmares it's going to give me aside, it's on You Tube (as opposed to say, Red Tube) so I don't see a problem. ~shrug~

The décor was the most disturbing part of that video.

Ann · « **Reply #58 on:** September 28, 2011, 09:59:17 am »

Quote from: GSOgymrat on September 28, 2011, 08:50:42 am

The décor was the most disturbing part of that video.

What, doesn't everyone use the cardboard box their computer monitor came in for a bed-side table?

What I found even more disturbing is that he wore black knickers under those pink panty hose instead of pink or maybe white. And it should have been a thong. FAIL.

Ann
(who sidelines as a panty hose style consultant)

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #59 on:** September 28, 2011, 10:39:43 am »

1) obviously ample amounts of meth are involved

2) he must be German

3) I want to know the name of this song

4) I've now watched it 7 times

Theyer · « **Reply #60 on:** September 28, 2011, 11:20:32 am »

Has any one Else seen "Balkan Erotica " and is there a support group for survivors, I watched it last night after the trombone master class , its put up by the same people.

Basquo · « **Reply #61 on:** September 28, 2011, 11:23:50 am »

Quote from: Theyer on September 28, 2011, 11:20:32 am

Has any one Else seen "Balkan Erotica " and is there a support group for survivors, I watched it last night after the trombone master class , its put up by the same people.

Huh?

WillyWump · « **Reply #62 on:** September 28, 2011, 12:08:13 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on September 28, 2011, 10:39:43 am

4) I've now watched it 7 times

I'm at 15, at least. I cant stop.

The choreography is amazing. The creepy smile, the pantyhose, the hair, the decor( the floorlamp), the music...It's hard to take it all in. It's like crank for the senses.

WillyWump · « **Reply #63 on:** September 28, 2011, 12:14:08 pm »

Quote from: Theyer on September 28, 2011, 11:20:32 am

, I watched it last night after the trombone master class ,

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #64 on:** September 28, 2011, 12:28:02 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on September 28, 2011, 12:08:13 pm

I'm at 15, at least. I cant stop.

The choreography is amazing. The creepy smile, the pantyhose, the hair, the decor( the floorlamp), the music...It's hard to take it all in. It's like crank for the senses.

Regrettably it's not available in HD. I'd love to stream it to my large screen TV on a continual loop to play during dinner parties in my fancy penthouse.

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #65 on:** September 28, 2011, 12:57:42 pm »

Wumpette, just in case you don't know about this tool (and since I know you are going to continue watching this video every other day), be sure to visit keepvid.com and save the clip.

Quote from: Miss Philicia on September 28, 2011, 10:39:43 am

3) I want to know the name of this song

Philicia, the name of that choon is "New Year's Eve" by the uberfab Swedish band The Knife.

Ps./ just for the record this place is fucking ackin' up today, pages are freezing like a mofo every other minute... très annoyeux.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #66 on:** September 28, 2011, 05:08:08 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on September 28, 2011, 12:57:42 pm

Philicia, the name of that choon is "New Year's Eve" by the uberfab Swedish band The Knife.

I don't know if I'd use the word "fab" for this song... it's a bit tacky sounding, no? Sounds like Qkumba Zoo on helium. Almost like they meant to be kitschy, but I'm not convinced that's the intent. Nuevo-Scandinavian pop can be a bit twee.

... and on that note: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xs_LcQ8nAo

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #67 on:** September 28, 2011, 08:20:37 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on September 28, 2011, 05:08:08 pm

I don't know if I'd use the word "fab" for this song... it's a bit tacky sounding, no? Sounds like Qkumba Zoo on helium. Almost like they meant to be kitschy, but I'm not convinced that's the intent. Nuevo-Scandinavian pop can be a bit twee.

... and on that note: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xs_LcQ8nAo

I think that in their attempt to be avant-garde they are intentionally kitschy. I really love their song "Like a Pen." They were also the first to record that lovely song "Heartbeats" that eventually became a decent hit for (Swedish-Argentine singer) José González.

Now... Qkumba Zoo!!! Blast from the past, especially that ubiquitous remix by La Vasquez.

spacebarsux · « **Reply #68 on:** September 30, 2011, 02:14:30 am »

Hahaha that song sounds like the stuff they come up on Eurovision song contests. I love this unrestrained display of campness.

denb45 · « **Reply #69 on:** September 30, 2011, 07:29:36 pm »

Quote from: Rev. Moon on September 27, 2011, 07:04:53 pm

Guillermina, here's a video of one of yer twinks wurqin' it for ya...

http://youtu.be/YWkw8nHJ0qY

I was Aroused and Disgusted all @ the same time

Theyer · « **Reply #70 on:** October 01, 2011, 05:09:26 am »

http://youtu.be/oIMakUvncvs

For your pussy cats mr.wump.

Theyer · « **Reply #71 on:** October 01, 2011, 05:11:07 am »

http://youtu.be/oIMakUvncvs

For your pussy cats mr.wump

WillyWump · « **Reply #72 on:** October 01, 2011, 11:30:49 am »

Quote from: Theyer on October 01, 2011, 05:11:07 am

http://youtu.be/oIMakUvncvs

For your pussy cats mr.wump

I love that

LOL@ 6:02 (see, art can be funny)

leatherman · « **Reply #73 on:** October 01, 2011, 08:03:27 pm »

Quote from: Theyer on October 01, 2011, 05:11:07 am

http://youtu.be/oIMakUvncvs

even though I found that interesting and enjoyable, it probably should have come with a NSFW warning for the newer, more moralist attitude of our forums

WillyWump · « **Reply #74 on:** October 03, 2011, 07:06:39 pm »

Woot! 1 Mile Peeps!!!!!

Full marathon here I come.

-Will

bocker3 · « **Reply #75 on:** October 03, 2011, 08:22:04 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on October 03, 2011, 07:06:39 pm

Woot! 1 Mile Peeps!!!!!

All at one time or over the course of the weekend???

Congrats!!

Mike

WillyWump · « **Reply #76 on:** October 03, 2011, 09:13:01 pm »

Quote from: bocker3 on October 03, 2011, 08:22:04 pm

All at one time or over the course of the weekend???

oh ye of little faith

wolfter · « **Reply #77 on:** October 04, 2011, 06:47:03 am »

Quote from: WillyWump on October 03, 2011, 07:06:39 pm

Woot! 1 Mile Peeps!!!!!

Full marathon here I come.

-Will

Keep er going Will. I started biking and running this Spring and was embarrased by my lack of endurance. Half a mile of riding would require a nap. Half a mile run would require a long sleep. Now I can ride 25 miles at one time with no problem and run 3 miles. My goal was a 50 mile ride by Fall, but I had to change the year....lol maybe next year.

Congrats, keep pushing and you'll make that marathon.

Wolfie

WillyWump · « **Reply #78 on:** October 04, 2011, 05:07:57 pm »

Quote from: wolfter on October 04, 2011, 06:47:03 am

Keep er going Will. I started biking and running this Spring and was embarrased by my lack of endurance. Half a mile of riding would require a nap. Half a mile run would require a long sleep. Now I can ride 25 miles at one time with no problem and run 3 miles. My goal was a 50 mile ride by Fall, but I had to change the year....lol maybe next year.

Congrats, keep pushing and you'll make that marathon.

Wolfie

The "full marathon" bit was really just a joke, I have no desire to do one of those. ever. My immediate goal is to just make it down the greenbelt without all the gasping, coughing and farting.

Although I'm thinking about buying a bike.

-W

Assurbanipal · « **Reply #79 on:** October 04, 2011, 06:13:19 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on October 04, 2011, 05:07:57 pm

The "full marathon" bit was really just a joke, I have no desire to do one of those. ever. My immediate goal is to just make it down the greenbelt without all the gasping, coughing and farting.

Although I'm thinking about buying a bike.

-W

Just remember, beer (or chocolate milk) make excellent sports drinks.

Seriously
http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/08/24/nonalcoholic-beer-aids-marathon-recovery/?scp=13&sq=chocolate%20milk%20running%20sports%20drink&st=cse

hope_for_a_cure · « **Reply #80 on:** October 04, 2011, 08:18:07 pm »

RUN WILLY RUN !! They're going to make a movie about you.

WillyWump · « **Reply #81 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:19:52 pm »

I may have over done it today.

I jogged 1 mile down the greenbelt and then turned around and fast walked back, shortly after turning around I had 2 quick sharp pains in the center of my chest and then got real dizzy, so much so that I couldnt walk straight for a minute or so. It was so weird that I actually thought about calling EMS from the trail but didnt and walked back to my car and drove home. and was out of it for half the day.

I feel fine now. But I wonder what it was, do any of you other joggers get dizzy? The chest pain could ahve been from my overworked nicotine plugged lungs.

I wonder if my Abacavir is trying to kill me?

-W

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #82 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:24:57 pm »

It was Jesus, saying "do not lie about your age!"

WillyWump · « **Reply #83 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:31:00 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on October 13, 2011, 09:24:57 pm

It was Jesus, saying "do not lie about your age!"

Oh the "age fixation" thingie rears its green with envy head once again.

P, it will never work between us so please stop fixating on me. Yes I may be younger and more beautiful but you cant have me. Im sorry.

-Will

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #84 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:33:48 pm »

so, OK -- are you asking us if you had some sort of silent heart attack?

WillyWump · « **Reply #85 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:42:26 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on October 13, 2011, 09:33:48 pm

so, OK -- are you asking us if you had some sort of silent heart attack?

Us as in you? No. When was the last time you jogged? Since its been years since I was last a jogger I was directing my question to the other joggers asking if they get occasioanlly dizzy while jogging/walking.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #86 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:45:30 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on October 13, 2011, 09:42:26 pm

Us as in you? No. When was the last time you jogged? Since its been years since I was last a jogger I was directing my question to the other joggers asking if they get occasioanlly dizzy while jogging/walking.

Look bitch, I'm having foot surgery in four days -- why the fuck would I be jogging?

WillyWump · « **Reply #87 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:53:49 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on October 13, 2011, 09:45:30 pm

Look bitch, I'm having foot surgery in four days -- why the fuck would I be jogging?

I love it when you talk all dirty. Let's just fuck and get it over with.

Assurbanipal · « **Reply #88 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:59:12 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on October 13, 2011, 09:42:26 pm

Us as in you? No. When was the last time you jogged? Since its been years since I was last a jogger I was directing my question to the other joggers asking if they get occasioanlly dizzy while jogging/walking.

Nope. Not dizzy.

Blonde, occasionally, back when I had hair...

Ummmm... you did tell your doctor that you had decided to start jogging, yes?

WillyWump · « **Reply #89 on:** October 13, 2011, 10:08:30 pm »

Quote from: Assurbanipal on October 13, 2011, 09:59:12 pm

Nope. Not dizzy.

Blonde, occasionally, back when I had hair...

Ummmm... you did tell your doctor that you had decided to start jogging, yes?

I told her, she just said not to do it in the heat of the day, and to start slow. I guess I will go back to just walking until I see her again.

just weird that it would happen now and not when I first started weeks ago.

leatherman · « **Reply #90 on:** October 13, 2011, 11:29:37 pm »

had you eaten properly? low blood sugar?
were you overheated? day too hot?
were you properly hydrated?
had you had enough sleep the previous night?
Had you extended the time or distance you were jogging?

any of those sort of things could have contributed to a "crash"
not to mention nicotine. nor age.

2 weeks of jogging doesn't mean a heart attack won't happen if your systems have already been stressed for years. It could actually push you into an attack.

When I started bicycling again a few years ago, it was like day 10 or something that I think I had pushed too far, too fast and thought I was going to keel over dead. Also, after drinking, dancing and hardly sleeping for several days, I thought day 4 of AMG2011 was going to find me dead in Underground Seattle. Lack of sleep, food, and water, along with bad habits (not to mention all the bad ol' HIV meds with bouts of PCP) and creeping up on 50 can be a dangerous mix. LOL

Bucko · « **Reply #91 on:** October 14, 2011, 04:20:47 am »

Why did it take me so long to open this thread? It's comic gold.

I love the smell of flop sweat in the morning

Assurbanipal · « **Reply #92 on:** October 14, 2011, 10:52:54 am »

Quote from: WillyWump on October 13, 2011, 10:08:30 pm

I told her, she just said not to do it in the heat of the day, and to start slow. I guess I will go back to just walking until I see her again.

just weird that it would happen now and not when I first started weeks ago.

You know, if it felt like a big enough deal that you are going to walk until you see her again, why not call her up and see if her office thinks you should come in?

Its probably nothing -- but if you are worried about it, trust your instincts now (and train them for next time).

A

WillyWump · « **Reply #93 on:** October 14, 2011, 08:34:19 pm »

Thx Ass,

I see her in 10 days, so I will bring it up to her then. Although I know what is going to happen, she is going to send me out for 2 months worth of tests. Everytime I fart wrong I have to go see a specialist, and jump through all these hoops. I hate getting old.

-Will

skeebo1969 · « **Reply #94 on:** October 14, 2011, 09:17:11 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on October 14, 2011, 08:34:19 pm

Thx Ass,

I see her in 10 days, so I will bring it up to her then. Although I know what is going to happen, she is going to send me out for 2 months worth of tests. Everytime I fart wrong I have to go see a specialist, and jump through all these hoops. I hate getting old.

-Will

You told me you were 28, so what's all this getting old crap? It's probably just growing pains.

bocker3 · « **Reply #95 on:** October 14, 2011, 10:15:25 pm »

Quote from: WillyWump on October 14, 2011, 08:34:19 pm

I hate getting old.

Hey Grandma....

Getting?? ?? ??

M

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #96 on:** October 14, 2011, 11:36:54 pm »

I've decided to make this post for no particular reason

Bucko · « **Reply #97 on:** October 15, 2011, 12:42:39 am »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on October 14, 2011, 11:36:54 pm

I've decided to make this post for no particular reason

Such a perfectly placed GIF! Are we on Gawker or not?

WillyWump · « **Reply #98 on:** October 15, 2011, 09:12:08 pm »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on October 14, 2011, 11:36:54 pm

I've decided to make this post for no particular reason

mmmmm. Daddy like.

Raf · « **Reply #99 on:** October 16, 2011, 03:13:05 am »

Whoa, nice gif there, miss P.

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