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Title: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: Dachshund on August 02, 2007, 11:22:14 am
No, not a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
but, a little old man, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he was searching for dick...

Couple of weeks ago I attended a program on health insurance sponsored by my local ASO. The invited speaker was an employee of Blue Cross and was there to explain a health insurance policy available to people with HIV(and lots of money).
After the presentation the floor was opened up to questions. This guy gets up and just starts railing about the lack of services geared toward heterosexual men with HIV. On and on he went making sure to point out over and over again that he was straight. The speaker tried to explain that the insurance program was for anyone with HIV, but he was having none of it. He kept on about the ASO, but by that time I got bored and left.
So this morning Sammers and I are completing our morning walk in the park. Off the main road trails diverge into the woods and rumor has it boys fiddle around with boys back there far from the prying eye. Lo and behold, guess who emerges from the forest? You got it, my friend from the health insurance program.
I guess he finally found a service homosexuals are more than willing to provide a straight guy without discrimination.
I'm not making this up...he left in a Ford Taurus with a Bush/Cheney 04 bumper sticker.
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: bear60 on August 02, 2007, 11:54:26 am
He got HIV from a blood transfusion, right?
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: Miss Philicia on August 02, 2007, 11:55:02 am
... from a toilet seat he sat on while playing at the glory hole
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: bear60 on August 02, 2007, 12:39:27 pm
he probably carried a full set of drills in his trunk, too.
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w278/bear169/GloryHole.jpg)
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: mjmel on August 02, 2007, 12:59:08 pm
lol ......... priceless! Incidents like this keep me believing there is justice in the world, after all.
Thanks for sharing. lol

Mike
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: milker on August 02, 2007, 01:02:05 pm
I guess he finally found a service homosexuals are more than willing to provide a straight guy without discrimination.
:D :D :D
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: Queen Tokelove on August 02, 2007, 03:08:31 pm
Please forgive but I am in a bit of a haze. The man doing all the bitching was the one who came out of the bushes?
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: Dachshund on August 02, 2007, 03:42:40 pm
Please forgive but I am in a bit of a haze. The man doing all the bitching was the one who came out of the bushes?

What kind of haze are you talking about? Yes, both men were one in the same. ;D
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: Dan J. on August 02, 2007, 03:46:25 pm
 ::)

Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: Miss Philicia on August 02, 2007, 05:02:26 pm
That bag Queen got today is obvious laced with dust.
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: pozattitude on August 02, 2007, 05:13:01 pm
That bag Queen got today is obvious laced with dust.


Oh my LORD.....
just make sure it's not laced with embalming fluid...that shit is worst than angel dust.  :o
 

Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: mjmel on August 02, 2007, 05:20:57 pm
Hal, did you two make eye contact?  hee hee
This shit cracks me up.

Mike (who played in the bushes of Central Park one night)
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: Dachshund on August 02, 2007, 05:23:50 pm
Hal, did you two make eye contact?  hee hee
This shit cracks me up.

Mike (who played in the bushes of Central Park one night)

No, I didn't want him to steal my soul.
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: MoltenStorm on August 02, 2007, 05:27:29 pm
 ;D Priceless!
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: Oceanbeach on August 02, 2007, 06:12:19 pm
Hey Hal,

I was riding horses through a park like setting one night and saw that Ford Taurus with the Bush Cheney 04 sticker parked at Summer Church.  I suspect someone gets around...  ;D ;D ;D  Have the best day
Michael
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: milker on August 03, 2007, 11:52:14 pm
Hal, did you two make eye contact?  hee hee
This shit cracks me up.

Mike (who played in the bushes of Central Park one night)
I knew I saw you before!

Milker (who was a regular at that gay spot in the middle of the Park at night  :o)
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: Queen Tokelove on August 04, 2007, 02:50:32 am
That bag Queen got today is obvious laced with dust.

What? The Queen has no need of lacing her green. I only smoke the good sh*t....
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: Queen Tokelove on August 04, 2007, 02:52:11 am
What kind of haze are you talking about? Yes, both men were one in the same. ;D

There's only one type of haze that I am familiar with and you know what that is.... ;D....What's my name? Say it...say it..... :D

(who is currently in a haze)
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: Dachshund on August 04, 2007, 09:41:07 am
There's only one type of haze that I am familiar with and you know what that is.... ;D....What's my name? Say it...say it..... :D

(who is currently in a haze)


As you wish Queen Tokelove...as you wish.
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: mjmel on August 04, 2007, 10:44:41 am
I knew I saw you before!

Milker (who was a regular at that gay spot in the middle of the Park at night  :o)

Sweetie, you were small child, still in your mothers arms, when I tramped in Central Park! I was 18 yrs old when that occurred.
hee hee
 :-*
Mike
Title: Re: When, what to my wondering eyes should appear...
Post by: RapidRod on August 04, 2007, 10:51:28 am
Hal, I only thought those with Clinton, Gore stickers done that in the park. Gee, it's bipartisanship. I'm glad both sides can agree to do something together. :D