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Offline initforlife

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Please make me laugh
« on: July 23, 2015, 10:17:07 am »
Ok this is y'all job for today.  is to make me laugh..  I last few days have been days from hell. My older sister passed away tue morning. My Twin sister and I are not welcome at the funeral and then we was not even listed in the obit.. because my mother and my older sisters kids are mean hateful people.  So I could use a few laughs..  Thanks love yall!
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Offline Wade

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Re: Please make me laugh
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2015, 10:35:12 am »
Init ,
So sorry to hear about your sister,
even more so that your family is being so hateful
when you all need each other the most.

My still is up and running !
We could sit in my cellar and drink Beach Plum moonshine ,
get twisted and eat raw oysters !!!
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Offline Joe K

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Re: Please make me laugh
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2015, 11:43:00 am »
Your wish is my command:

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years.  On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh.  The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.  The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan.  From this, the doctor suggests that the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.  The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead.  The doctor asks what happened to which the man replies: "She choked."

A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him.  The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown" The small guy faints!!

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy.  "What's wrong?".  The small guy says; "Excuse me but what did you say?".  The big dude looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."  The small guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around. '"

I'll be here all week.

Joe
« Last Edit: July 23, 2015, 12:13:47 pm by Joe K »
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Offline mikeyb39

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Re: Please make me laugh
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2015, 08:44:00 pm »
Sorry to hear that, but Anita Bryant's pie in the face always makes me laugh.  Sorry to hear about your sister's passing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS91gT3XT_A
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Offline initforlife

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Re: Please make me laugh
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2015, 09:57:02 pm »
Thanks Guys you are the Best!  Sometimes I think I'm in a nightmare that I can't wake up from. Seems like it's just one thing after another.. But you did make me laugh.  Joe those was some good jokes. and Bubba I will take the moonshine any day but the Raw oysters not sure I'm not big on sea food. so never have tried them but I'm guessing after some moonshine I would be game for most anything lol.  I think life is trying to test my new AD meds and see how much I can take before I crack again. so far so good.. . and the pie in the face.. that was good also...Be glad to see y'all in Memphis I need a break from everything even if for a day... Maybe one could pack me in one of y'all's bags and take me home with you.. I can cook clean and well other things   Sorry I'm just going on and on here just relieving some stress!
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Offline initforlife

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Re: Please make me laugh
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2015, 08:44:54 am »
This has been the hardest week ever. I'm pretty much numb to everything. but I watch the pain on my  girls face because they lost an aunt who wasn't but two years older then me and my twin.. My brother passed away years ago and Dad last year. My oldest daughter broke down crying the other night begging me not to leave her. and some of the other girls broke down last night with the same issue.. I made  a promise to them to do whatever I can to stay healthy.. I will go back on meds when the time comes to do so.. Life truly is short and you are never promise tomorrow.. so tell the ones you love  how you feel each and every day.. Even if they don't back .... and don't hold hate in your heart for wrong doing of others. It won't change a thing and it only hurts you in the long run... Thanks again Y'all for listening and always being here even when you didn't agree with me... I will try and return the favor and be here for who ever needs it in the future!
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Offline Jeff G

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Re: Please make me laugh
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2015, 08:52:10 am »
One of the things I have learned from loosing so many friends in 80's and 90's is not to take life for granted and it sometimes pains me to see people around my lose sight of whats really important ... I am reminded of this when I read your latest struggles. If I can give one piece of advice ( to anyone ) it would be to stay on the high road in life and above the fray even when others take another path.
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Offline Almost2late

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Re: Please make me laugh
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2015, 09:34:22 pm »
Init I'm so sorry for your loss and your situation.. don't know what else to say.. Hugs

I'd like to share my favorite comedian with you.. I could watch this guy over and over and still laugh.. warning, he's a meany.

https://youtu.be/pR55-u1spoM
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