Royal Wedding Thread

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I read gossip that Elton and David are in rough patch having both been fucking the nanny and jealous of each other for doing so.

I heard that David had become Elton's feeder. 

[mecch]

Well Elton is probably more fun then his husband. And he's Sir Elton fuckin John.  Why would he need a feeder? Certainly there are some star fuckers willing to have a roll with an old superstar.

http://eltonjohnnews.blogspot.com/

 

[Miss Philicia]

Click to see more pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge's brother including his exposed perky buttocks and hairy ass crack.

[Cliff]

That didn't take long.  The cuteness shine is dimming now.  I guess anyone wearing a £10,000 morning suit is bound to look handsome.

[mecch]

It had to happen sooner or later.
I'm surprised there are no skanky young party pictures of Clinton, Bush, and Obama.

[Ann]

Click to see more pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge's brother including his exposed perky buttocks and hairy ass crack.

My goodness, now that's an ass I'd love to spank!

[Miss Philicia]

My goodness, now that's an ass I'd love to spank!

And I'd enjoy watching.  Preferably with a bottle of Bollinger.

[WillyWump]

Click to see more pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge's brother including his exposed perky buttocks and hairy ass crack.

Holy Hell. That puts a tingle in my naughties.

I'm officially obsessed.

JB Who??

-Will

[Miss Philicia]

LOL... from today's White House press conference detailing more on the bin Laden raid:

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3.06pm ET: Oh dear. Giles Whittell of the Times of London asks Jay Carney if President Obama will tell Prince Charles – when he meets him later this afternoon – that he wants to meet Prince William and Kate Middleton.

Silence falls over the White House press briefing, until Carney says he wasn't aware of it. And then everyone else returns to asking questions about Bin Laden, as if the whole unpleasantness never happened.

[mecch]

Did Obama say he wanted to meet them beforehand??

[Theyer]

What the fuck did PrincessEugenia Beatrice have on her head?  Just down right hideous!!!

Mr. P . Treacy  designed her head gear and if the gossips are true any university ruby team can also be found there.

[Miss Philicia]

OOOO DUCHESS!

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The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge To Visit California, United States of America
5th May 2011

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will visit California, United States of America, following their Tour of Canada in July this year.  The Couple will visit the State of California from 8th July to 10th July 2011.
A detailed itinerary will be published at a later date.

The Duke of Cambridge has never before visited the United States of America in an official capacity.  His Royal Highness has visited the United States of America privately.  The Duchess of Cambridge has never before visited the United States of America officially or privately.

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Prince Harry's Wiggle Worm

[Ann]

Prince Harry's Wiggle Worm

Such a sweet story and I love catching a glimpse of Camilla's motherly side.

I've long felt sorry for her and Prince Charles. They should have been allowed to be together years ago. In a way, it reminds me of my own current relationship. Events disallowed us from being together years ago, but we're back together now where we belong.

I'm really happy for Prince William that he got to marry the woman he loves, instead of marrying due to pressure to produce an heir like his father was. Heart-warming stuff, whether you're a Royalist or not.

[Miss Philicia]

tsk tsk, James... trying to intimidate others by impersonating a lawyer

[WillyWump]

tsk tsk, James... trying to intimidate others by impersonating a lawyer

HA! he's too late, I've already saved the pics to my desktop

-W

[mecch]

He doesn't seem like a bright lad. Fun and cute, though!

[Miss Philicia]

* cough *

[mecch]

Clearly the Dutchess has, at least for the moment, become TOO thin if not too rich. I hope people around her have noticed and are responding.

[Miss Philicia]

Wallis Simpson would disagree.

[WillyWump]

Clearly the Dutchess has, at least for the moment, become TOO thin if not too rich. I hope people around her have noticed and are responding.

and Michelle's ass done blowed up.

[mecch]

I think thats the dress (skirt?) thing she's wearing. Look at the slide show, Michelle looks lovely and thin.  The Dutchess is hardly there, with toothpick legs. 

[Miss Philicia]

Why do you hate thin people?

[mecch]

You and I have different opinions about what is too thin. I like skinny people but worry when I see people who look much too thin and not like their normal selves.  Kate was a healthy looking lovely young lady.  She looks much too thin now.  Perhaps it was the pressure of the transition to royalty and she'll soften back up a bit.

[Rev. Moon]

It is a well known fact that princess Letizia of Asturias is an anorexic mess.  She is fabulous nonetheless.

Why do you hate thin people?

Beatrice is looking good these days.

[Miss Philicia]

It is a well known fact that princess Letizia of Asturias is an anorexic mess.  She is fabulous nonetheless.


Beatrice is looking good these days.

Still needs work on that overbite.

[Rev. Moon]

Still needs work on that overbite.

Cruella.  As you would say, that was way harsh Tai.

[Miss Philicia]

Cruella.  As you would say, that was way harsh Tai.

Almost as bad as Cindy Barshop.

[Rev. Moon]

Almost as bad as Cindy Barshop.

Is it just my impression or is Pauly D developing some love handles?

[Miss Philicia]

Is it just my impression or is Pauly D developing some love handles?

sì certo

But right now I'm MOAR worried about Ronnie going to jail in Florence.  Damn those roids.

[Rev. Moon]

O noes!  Dayum, looks like da sitch got his ass handed to him.

[skeebo1969]

Is it just my impression or is Pauly D developing some love handles?

He's probably just in the cycling out phase of his steroid use for the month.   Something about the Situation looks to not be natural, proportionally I mean. lol

[Ann]

Some people respond to stress by eating more and some respond to stress by losing their appetite. Maybe Kate is one of the latter types. If she is, all the media scrutiny of her thinness is not going to help matters. I hope she manages to adjust to life under the media microscope.

Even though I come from a family of stress over-eaters, I lose my appetite. My mother-in-law always has too and we used to worry that she'd starve herself to death after her husband died. Luckily she regained her appetite before she got too thin and she's still here fifteen years later. I used to joke that we should slip the old girl some pot brownies - maybe that's what Kate needs?

[Miss Philicia]

Maybe she just did the typical bridal diet and now, one month later, has decided after all of that hard work that she's not going to overeat. I read she uses a personal trainer, and I'd not be surprised if she has a regular nutritionist. Not every thin person has an eating disorder you know, no matter how much that makes obese folks happy to think so. I mean hello, what else does she have to do all day but use the gym and shop for organic food?

But you're right Ann, stress does do that -- I too lose my appetite when stressed.

[Ann]

Well, for the record, I don't think she has any sort of eating disorder.

[Miss Philicia]

If she's not stressed now she'll soon be after being hounded like this. Love that UK press!

[Ann]

If she's not stressed now she'll soon be after being hounded like this. Love that UK press!

Sheesh. "Like most brides, the Duchess of Cambridge shed pounds ahead of her wedding to Prince William last month - but it appears her ten-day break in The Seychelles did little to increase her appetite."

Yeah, maybe like most brides she and her new hubby were too busy in bed to bother with stuffing their faces - with food, anyway.

The writers at the Daily Hate Mail sure are a bunch of losers.

[Rev. Moon]

Sheesh. "Like most brides, the Duchess of Cambridge shed pounds ahead of her wedding to Prince William last month - but it appears her ten-day break in The Seychelles did little to increase her appetite."

Yeah, maybe like most brides she and her new hubby were too busy in bed to bother with stuffing their faces - with food, anyway. .

Zaclee.  And it's not like she was going to come back looking like Rose O'Donnell after just ten days.  They are soooooo objective.

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Pippa- the Musical.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2011/05/25/pippa-middleton-s-bottom-set-to-get-glee-tribute-episode-as-kurt-plans-pippa-the-musical-115875-23156269/

[Ann]

If she's not stressed now she'll soon be after being hounded like this. Love that UK press!

Sheesh. "Like most brides, the Duchess of Cambridge shed pounds ahead of her wedding to Prince William last month - but it appears her ten-day break in The Seychelles did little to increase her appetite."

Yeah, maybe like most brides she and her new hubby were too busy in bed to bother with stuffing their faces - with food, anyway.

The writers at the Daily Hate Mail sure are a bunch of losers.

Zaclee.  And it's not like she was going to come back looking like Rose O'Donnell after just ten days.  They are soooooo objective.

I think I may have been correct in my assumptions. From The Mirror; Wills told island staff: “I’ve had the best ­diving I’ve ever experienced while I’ve been here. It has been amazing. We have had a truly magical time."

And of course we all know he's talking about muff diving!

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Not sure if any of you follow kenneth in the (212) but this 'interview' with Wills and Kate was posted last month.  

http://www.kennethinthe212.com/2011/04/prince-william-and-kate-middleton.html

[tednlou2]

Well, for the record, I don't think she has any sort of eating disorder.

Now, Fergie's daughter looks like she might have an eating disorder.  She just looks too thin and has those really sunken eyes.  I looked like that in my late teens.  I would eat less than 1,000 calories a day and people started worrying about me.  I thought I looked great.  Looking back at pix of me at that time, I look sickly.  I know food has been a huge issue with her mum.  I could be wrong, but she just looks like she is really restricting food. 

[Miss Philicia]

omg wow... Prince Harry! Harry the hunk: Young Prince shows off newly toned torso as he takes William on at polo

[Rev. Moon]

omg wow... Prince Harry! Harry the hunk: Young Prince shows off newly toned torso as he takes William on at polo

Yawn... He so ugly.

[Ann]

omg wow... Prince Harry! Harry the hunk: Young Prince shows off newly toned torso as he takes William on at polo

Don't you have anything better to do than peruse the Daily Hate Mail? Jeese, I live over here where I can pick it up across the street from my house and I don't bother. Me thinks you need to get a life, Missy.

[mecch]

Yawn... He so ugly.

He's handsome to my eyes.

[Miss Philicia]

Don't you have anything better to do than peruse the Daily Hate Mail? Jeese, I live over here where I can pick it up across the street from my house and I don't bother. Me thinks you need to get a life, Missy.

Hey, check this out. That place was a block from me when I lived on Houston from '92-'95.

[Ann]

Hey, check this out. That place was a block from me when I lived on Houston from '92-'95.

Looks like my kind of place! Too bad they're closing, but what a fantastic deal for the current residents. I vaguely remember seeing a place like that back when I lived in NYC in '84-'85, but my memory could be playing tricks on me. We lived at 99th and Broadway, but we often frequented that neighbourhood as we had friends down there. Good times!

I still don't understand your obsession/fascination with the Daily Hate Mail. I wouldn't use that paper if it was the only paper in the house and I ran out of TP.

[mecch]

I read the article. God Bless that old codger who will get to stay on his corner for 10 bucks!  He should stop complaining about how the city has changed. Of course cities change, and he's a lucky boy to be able to stay!

[Miss Philicia]

I still don't understand your obsession/fascination with the Daily Hate Mail. I wouldn't use that paper if it was the only paper in the house and I ran out of TP.

Now that I know it irks you so much I'll do it more often.