Don't Look Into The Light!!

[Growler]

This afternoon whilst drifting off into a tylenol induced michael jackson-esque haze, I had a vision of my death and may I say it was beautiful....gather round children and I'll share it with you.

There I was angelic in my posure, dressed resplendently in a leather harness and chaps with matching black "kick your head in faggot" boots.
 
Surrounding me were a killer assortment of adult "marital aids", the range and novelty of which could only be compared to the shoe collection of the former Philippines first lady, Imelda Marcos.

On my face was an almost indiscernible smile, from my nose a gentle trickle of foam dripped and in my system was enough blow to kill Whitney Houston. Beneath my spasming corpse, a soft, balding, overweight, Republican Senator reached out desperately for my mobile phone located on the bedside table, hoping to call his secret service minders for assistance.  Unfortunately when he finally grasped the phone in his Crisco smeared hands, he discovered that it was password locked and he can only dial the emergency number. In the corner unnoticed sat a video camera, uploading the scene live to you-tube.

Now wasn't that a lovely story:-) Yes I know it's all a bit cliché, but aren't the classic's always the one's that we want to read again and again.....one billion "Twight" readers can't be fuck wits right?

FYI. Movie options have been snapped up by Disney and Justin Timberlake will be playing me after the fat bastard losses 20kg.

Well I'm off to bed, I've got an early start tomorrow, I'm donating blood! Seriously. I'll share all the gory details with pics tomorrow.

GROWLER (who looked into the light and swears he saw Carol Anne......they're here!)

[thunter34]

It won't be the first time this site has been haunted by Carol Anne.