Nutrition, Wumpette Style

[mecch]

When I was a strapping (gorgeous snotty) young NYC foodie yearning to work in the cutting edge kitchens, they were in SF....  Just saying...
The best restaurants in Switzerland are in villages...

[WillyWump]

When I was a strapping (gorgeous snotty) young
.

Pics or it didnt happen!

[mecch]

I was deluded! As already recounted here.  Alice Waters told me to take a walk. Stars offerred me a waiter job, which would of course have been a serious and stressful job but not what I wanted.    I preferred working and partying in the Mission...  Anyway I had my wake up call, without a culinary degree, my liberal arts degree was bupkis and SF started to get me down. I went to NY and got some suits and went to work for Credit Suisse First Boston. Then my boss told me banking was a poor choice and sent me to work in cultural philanthropy.  Then I was poor! So dated rich 30 something bankers who took me to the hot restaurants...

[mecch]

Anyway, having travelled around, I'm pretty sure every big city these days has a serious restaurant scene.  These City Mags make much to do about nothing.
As they say, "It's the Paris of the ....... "

I can't afford the innovative or gastronomic restaurants in Switzerland, let alone to invite twinkies to come dine with me.

I have sticker shock every time I leave the grocery store.

[mecch]

I learned at a pretty young age that I very much enjoy a savory well done cheap meal that I can afford, like the perfect burrito or pizza or chinese joint, than sweating about overpriced trendy stuff, that may be tasty but will cause pain on the monthly budget.
Love it when someone rich pays.
Luxury food.  Luxury clothing. All luxury. Its best consumed when there is no worry about the expense.... That's my opinion.

[WillyWump]

I love it when Mecch reminisces.

...Oh grandpa, do tell me about the old days !

[weasel]

I love it when Mecch reminisces.

...Oh grandpa, do tell me about the old days !

   I had Wendy's yesterday .

                                                           Weasel

[WillyWump]

   I had Wendy's yesterday .

                                                           Weasel

LOL. cute.

btw, Happy National Coffee Day to everyone!

[Miss Philicia]

btw, Happy National Coffee Day to everyone!

I bet you had some Folgers.



On the other hand I am having Ethiopian Banko Gotiti natural sundried coffee with some Ivins' Famous Spiced Wafters. I mean how can you resist a box like this:

[Jeff G]

Such a controversy , the government shut down pales in comparison to this scandal and is much more of an issue for all Americans .

http://www.inquisitr.com/975785/frito-pie-defenders-lash-out-against-anthony-bourdain-force-apology/   

[Miss Philicia]

I decided to have a party for Wumpella but he just informed me via text that he just had explosive diarrhea and it went down the inside of his jeans, so he's ... uh -- preoccupied at the moment.

[Miss Philicia]

ps: Coffee Day isn't until December 23td you lame moron

[Jeff G]

I just got back from a friends house to feed and water the dog and I liberated a HUGE bag of Chex Mix before I left from their house . I have been doing really well at not eating junk food and promised I wouldn't buy any , so stealing it from friends is the next logical step .

I called them and reported the theft . 

[WillyWump]

Such a controversy , the government shut down pales in comparison to this scandal and is much more of an issue for all Americans .

http://www.inquisitr.com/975785/frito-pie-defenders-lash-out-against-anthony-bourdain-force-apology/

Pffft. New Mexicans are always trying to steal our Texan glory You really got to keep an eye on them. But yes the Frito and Frito Pie were invented here in SAN ANTONIO Texas (You're welcome world). Frito Pie is an actual food group here....and now I'm hungry for one.

I decided to have a party for Wumpella but he just informed me via text that he just had explosive diarrhea and it went down the inside of his jeans, so he's ... uh -- preoccupied at the moment.

Am actually quite shocked you bought all that.

But yes, the "shitting your pants" phenomena is fairly new for me...so it was a quite traumatic event. Especially since I had to do the green apple quick steps to the bathroom to avoid further damage to my carpet (thank God I was home)

You can never trust a fart nowadays.

[mitch777]

You can never trust a fart nowadays.

Be sure to start taking precautions when you twerk and tweak. THAT could get messy.

[Jeff G]

The last piece of pizza is something worth fighting for .

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/kitten-refuses-to-let-go-of-pizza-183800366.html

[Jeff G]

Gross . http://news.yahoo.com/just-chicken-nugget-131533269.html

[Miss Philicia]

What better way to celebrate National Taco Day than with an embarrassing clip from Wumpy's favorite TV show Fox & Friends...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzEXqJLVmcI&feature=player_embedded

Also, cocks

[mitch777]

"You grew up on tacos didn't you?" So sad Faux News.

Surprised Wump did not post this grande event.

(had chicken nuggets twice in my life.)

[WillyWump]

What better way to celebrate National Taco Day than with an embarrassing clip from Wumpy's favorite TV show Fox & Friends...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzEXqJLVmcI&feature=player_embedded

You're just jealous because I am rubbing  $200 Foreskins on my face (and surprisingly it smells like piss)...That's right,. I got my Human Fibroblast Conditioned Media Facial cream in today (made from babies foreskins).

[Miss Philicia]

Whatevs, Donatella

[mitch777]

Whatevs, Donatella

Miss P. is getting moist.

[mecch]

Gross . http://news.yahoo.com/just-chicken-nugget-131533269.html

bon appétit




(This is what happens with no art education in schools...?)

[Miss Philicia]

Miss P. is getting moist.

I'm so psyched for this one.

[mitch777]

looks like turds.

[mitch777]

I'm so psyched for this one.

I know.

[WillyWump]

WAIT WAIT WAIT! Is that Raquel Welch??? in the Clip, not the Mcdonalds pic.

she looks amazing!

[mecch]

I watched her on Craig Furguson about a year ago and she was mesmerising.

[mitch777]

WAIT WAIT WAIT! Is that Raquel Welch??? in the Clip, not the Mcdonalds pic.

she looks amazing!

I missed that and had to see it again to catch her for a millisecond. geez. you tune right in to the ladies.

[Miss Philicia]

Yes, that is Raquel

[WillyWump]

geez. you tune right in to the ladies.

Raquel Welch a mere lady?? PUHLEAZE! 

Is a Rose just a flower? Or Cristal just a "champagne"??

This, my friend, is a Queen..you shall bow in her presence

[mitch777]

Raquel Welch a mere lady?? PUHLEAZE! 

Is a Rose just a flower? Or Cristal just a "champagne"??

This, my friend, is a Queen..you shall bow in her presence

never said mere. Love Raquel.

[mitch777]

Dinner 2 nights ago. Homemade pizza on the grill! Fresh tomatoes, basil, and fresh mozzarella.

[WillyWump]

MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY!!!!



PRAISE! Yes people that IS a Dunkin Donuts and a Baskin Robbins under the same roof! Why didnt we think of this before now?

and it is a mere couple blocks from my humble abode.

So on my first visit today I only got a half dozen donuts, but I think next time I will get a glazed donut with a scoop of Mocha Ice cream on top...AMIRITE!

[mecch]

OK. but that is some FUGLY signage and colour discoordination going on...

[ds4146]

MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY!!!!


So on my first visit today I only got a half dozen donuts, but I think next time I will get a glazed donut with a scoop of Mocha Ice cream on top...AMIRITE!

Did you wear BIG, BIG, BIG sunglasses to cover them eyes and the drippings?

[Habersham]

His eyes are dripping so much yellow thick mucousy stuff he couldnt see his finger.

[Hellraiser]

MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY!!!!



PRAISE! Yes people that IS a Dunkin Donuts and a Baskin Robbins under the same roof! Why didnt we think of this before now?

and it is a mere couple blocks from my humble abode.

So on my first visit today I only got a half dozen donuts, but I think next time I will get a glazed donut with a scoop of Mocha Ice cream on top...AMIRITE!

Did we not tell you that this very thing was across the street from the hotel in Chicago?  We sent you pictures and everything.

[WillyWump]

Did we not tell you that this very thing was across the street from the hotel in Chicago?  We sent you pictures and everything.

Actually you people didnt send me SHIT. I kept requesting a pic of an authentic Chicago Dog and kept getting "If you wanted to see a chigaco dog you should have come bitch" in reply.

Sooo full of fail.

Although I gotta give half props to Bocker for sending me a pic of a Chicago Dog advertising pic from the side of a bus 

[Hellraiser]

Actually you people didnt send me SHIT. I kept requesting a pic of an authentic Chicago Dog and kept getting "If you wanted to see a chigaco dog you should have come bitch" in reply.

Sooo full of fail.

Although I gotta give half props to Bocker for sending me a pic of a Chicago Dog advertising pic from the side of a bus 

Good, you should've been there.  You deserve it.

[Habersham]

I'll send ya a pic of my dog!  A Philly dog covered in Spanish Moss!

[buginme2]

MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY!!!!


PRAISE! Yes people that IS a Dunkin Donuts and a Baskin Robbins under the same roof! Why didnt we think of this before now?

and it is a mere couple blocks from my humble abode.

So on my first visit today I only got a half dozen donuts, but I think next time I will get a glazed donut with a scoop of Mocha Ice cream on top...AMIRITE!

Served up with a side of Diabetes?

[bocker3]

Actually you people didnt send me SHIT. I kept requesting a pic of an authentic Chicago Dog and kept getting "If you wanted to see a chigaco dog you should have come bitch" in reply.

Sooo full of fail.

Although I gotta give half props to Bocker for sending me a pic of a Chicago Dog advertising pic from the side of a bus 

Not True....  I sent you a photo of a photo of a Chicago Dog!!

Oh wait -- guess I should have read the whole post before calling you out.   

 

Mike

[mitch777]

Actually you people didnt send me SHIT. I kept requesting a pic of an authentic Chicago Dog and kept getting "If you wanted to see a chigaco dog you should have come bitch" in reply.

Sooo full of fail.

Although I gotta give half props to Bocker for sending me a pic of a Chicago Dog advertising pic from the side of a bus 

The only picture taken of a Chicago dog was of me trying to eat one. The toppings were falling all over the ground and I ruined one of my favorite shirts with mustard stains.
Some of our lovely group pointed and laughed while others turned their heads away in embarrassment. A moment to remember.
Mark took the pictures.

[Miss Philicia]

Clutch the pearls! The end is nigh.

[WillyWump]

Clutch the pearls! The end is nigh.

Aren't tortillas mentioned in the Bible as a sign of the Apocalypse?

[mecch]

Anyone else grow up called em "hamburgs" and not "hamburgers"? 

"hot dogs and hamburgs"  2 syllables each - sounds nice, doesn't it? Tastes good too.

Is this just Connecticut? New England?

[mecch]

Coffee... good...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-N8tQPouGKlo/TklH2JDiyPI/AAAAAAAAE3w/CT5adE5dBJk/s1600/818d_1.JPG

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/17/coffee-health-benefits_n_4102133.html

[mitch777]

Anyone else grow up called em "hamburgs" and not "hamburgers"? 

"hot dogs and hamburgs"  2 syllables each - sounds nice, doesn't it? Tastes good too.

Is this just Connecticut? New England?

I never heard of people saying "hamburgs" until I moved to Connecticut.
BTW- We live a mere 5 miles from beautiful Hamburg Cove.

[Habersham]

My nephew married a girl from Conneticut and she says hamburg.

In my family we say hamburglar.

BTW  They live a mere 1/2 mile from beautiful Watch Hill.
(RI)