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Author Topic: Prince Yahshua broke his whaaaa????  (Read 8703 times)

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Offline Ann

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Prince Yahshua broke his whaaaa????
« on: September 06, 2010, 09:03:35 pm »
I just had to post this story here, cuz I know it will make all you men ladies boys er, males squirm like mad. But you're going to have to click the link to find out what I'm whittering on about. So there. Prepare to squirm, and click the damn link. You know you want to!
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Offline WillyWump

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Re: Prince Yahshua broke his whaaaa????
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2010, 09:11:39 pm »
"Cowgirl" and "reverse Cowgirl"???? Gonna have to google those.

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Re: Prince Yahshua broke his whaaaa????
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2010, 09:21:51 pm »
You know, I've got some pictars which would be perfect in this thread. But they make Miss P all squeamish so I'll resist the urge.

MtD

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Re: Prince Yahshua broke his whaaaa????
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2010, 09:29:28 pm »
I had heard of this "malady" before but couldn't remember it all, so I googled it up (along with all that "cowgirl" terminology) and saw that they even discussed this problem in an episode of Grey's Anatomy back in Jan 09 http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=can-you-really-break-your. According to the Scientificamerican reporting "At the University of Washington's Harborview Medical Center here in Seattle, we see one or two cases per month." If only partial damage occurs, it can lead to "Peyronie's disease" (curvature of the penis)
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You were leaning in to speak to me
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Dancing to Madonna then you kissed me
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Re: Prince Yahshua broke his whaaaa????
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2010, 09:31:54 pm »
I cringed so hard I almost broke mine.
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Offline WillyWump

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Re: Prince Yahshua broke his whaaaa????
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2010, 09:36:40 pm »
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=can-you-really-break-your.


From your link :    "We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap."

Speechless, except for WOW.

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Re: Prince Yahshua broke his whaaaa????
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2010, 09:43:58 pm »
From your link :    "We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap."

Speechless, except for WOW.

-W


This guy sounds like my type.  If they don't have a 6 foot running start I'm just not interested.

PS:  Ann, I could've gone my entire life without knowing it was possible to break my wang.  Armed with this knowledge I'm actually a little surprised I haven't before.  Hellraiser likes his sex a little crazy.  (and in the third person apparently)
« Last Edit: September 06, 2010, 09:46:00 pm by Hellraiser »

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Re: Prince Yahshua broke his whaaaa????
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2010, 09:44:50 pm »

You know, I've got some pictars which would be perfect in this thread. But they make Miss P all squeamish so I'll resist the urge.

MtD

Don't worry about Miss P, she can always pop a klonnie or ten.


I cringed so hard I almost broke mine.

You almost broke your cringe? Oh dear, that would never do!
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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

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Offline jkinatl2

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Re: Prince Yahshua broke his whaaaa????
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2010, 10:01:04 pm »
You almost broke your cringe? Oh dear, that would never do!

I got into trouble this weekend for using the terms "Gunch" and "Gooch" interchangeably. Apparently my education continues.

"Many people, especially in the gay community, turn to oral sex as a safer alternative in the age of AIDS. And with HIV rates rising, people need to remember that oral sex is safer sex. It's a reasonable alternative."

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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Prince Yahshua broke his whaaaa????
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2010, 10:05:34 pm »

MtD

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Re: Prince Yahshua broke his whaaaa????
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2010, 11:09:33 pm »
It is something you never want to learn about. One of Hubbies doctors actually specializes in reconstructing wangs. He no-longer does other types of urologic  surgery such as prostate.....  Scary to think that there is enough business in this area that is all the man does.....and he is busy.....He seldom completes an office visit because he has to see another patient. He has been trying to get hub to let him have a try at him for months. this is the only surgery he has ever been to scared to consider. Almost talked him into it last week, but he chickened out.  This guy isn't going to want to know what your body does with your "unit" once you have had surgery.  Guys, take care of your tool!

Offline northernguy

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Re: Prince Yahshua broke his whaaaa????
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2010, 02:10:49 am »
Does he need volunteers to kiss it better?  :-*
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