Ain't no shame to my game.

[skeebo1969]

  Last night my wife stood me up after we were supposed to spend the night together.  Jonesing for some loving and thinking it would help me sleep I decided to whack off.  Boy was I in for a surprise!  When I came I noticed it looked brown, and not surprisingly, I kinda freaked out.  Upon further inspection though it was quite clear what it was-- blood in my cum.

  Since that, my left testicle is becoming increasingly tender to the touch, and it seems to be getting progressively worse.  On a scale from 1-10, I would say the pain right now is a 3.  I don't know if I am still cumming blood because I can't seem to get the mind in gear with this pain and blood factor thing.

  I am going to see my doctor on Monday as long as the pain does not get worse.  It literally feels like I am recovering from getting kicked in the balls.

  Any ideas  what could be causing this? 

[Matty the Damned]

  Last night my wife stood me up after we were supposed to spend the night together.  Jonesing for some loving and thinking it would help me sleep I decided to whack off.  Boy was I in for a surprise!  When I came I noticed it looked brown, and not surprisingly, I kinda freaked out.  Upon further inspection though it was quite clear what it was-- blood in my cum.

  Since that, my left testicle is becoming increasingly tender to the touch, and it seems to be getting progressively worse.  On a scale from 1-10, I would say the pain right now is a 3.  I don't know if I am still cumming blood because I can't seem to get the mind in gear with this pain and blood factor thing.

  I am going to see my doctor on Monday as long as the pain does not get worse.  It literally feels like I am recovering from getting kicked in the balls.

  Any ideas  what could be causing this? 

Testicular cancer. You're gonna lose a 'nad.

MtD

[skeebo1969]

   LOL that would be my luck if it was.

[Jeff G]

A little blood in cum is useally nothing to worry about , its kinda like blowing your nose and finding a small amount of blood from a burst capillary or something . I would go to the doc if my balls were still hurting in a day or two .

[Matty the Damned]

   LOL that would be my luck if it was.

Well justice would be served, that's true.

Could also be epidydimitis (caused by any number of things - gono, chlamydia etc).

Why not post glorious colour pictars of your diseased toilet parts and let Living With play doctors and nurses?

I wanna see if you have dreads "down there".

MtD

[Jeff G]

I wonder what Teddy would say ?

[skeebo1969]

Why not post glorious colour pictars of your diseased toilet parts and let Living With play doctors and nurses?

I was simply asking to see if others had ever experienced this, thanks.

[Miss Philicia]

I wonder what Teddy would say ?

Something about how this exact same thing once happened to Larry Birkhead.

[leatherman]

Hematospermia (blood in semen) can also be a symptom of an infection (like chlamydia, herpes, cytomegalovirus); or inflammation of the prostate (prostatitis) or urethra (urethritis); or calculi (stones similar to kidney stones) in the seminal vesicles or prostate; or polyps in the urethra; or ejaculation-duct obstructions
http://www.medicinenet.com/blood_in_semen/article.htm

it is gets worse this weekend, go to the ER. If it doesn't get better, see your doc Mon.

[Matty the Damned]

I was simply asking to see if others had ever experienced this, thanks.

Awww Tommy, don't be like that. Your "dark sense of humour" abandoned you all of a sudden?

Now be a sport and show us your elephant. There's a good chap.

MtD

[Jeff G]

I guess your first period can be a little scary .

[Rev. Moon]

Dr Moon says this is no more than a classic case of rancid blue balls.  Wank it again and you'll see how errthing is ok. If not please consult a real physician.

[skeebo1969]

Hematospermia (blood in semen) can also be a symptom of an infection (like chlamydia, herpes, cytomegalovirus); or inflammation of the prostate (prostatitis) or urethra (urethritis); or calculi (stones similar to kidney stones) in the seminal vesicles or prostate; or polyps in the urethra; or ejaculation-duct obstructions
http://www.medicinenet.com/blood_in_semen/article.htm

it is gets worse this weekend, go to the ER. If it doesn't get better, see your doc Mon.

Thanks Mikie.  

Last week I double dosed my Truvada and Viramune by accident.  The next day I was pissing like a race horse and it felt like it had crystals in it.  It was a similar feeling from when I was on Bactrim and had just started Atripla after getting a diagnosis of AIDS.  At the time they (doc) said my liver enzymes was elevated and I almost had to stop taking the meds.  

The constant urinating went on till yesterday as a matter of fact.  And it pretty much has stopped all together.  I wouldn't think that would have anything to do with it.

[skeebo1969]

Awww Tommy, don't be like that. Your "dark sense of humour" abandoned you all of a sudden?

Now be a sport and show us your elephant. There's a good chap.

MtD

Matty, you have no idea how important my elephant is to me.  I've tried to maintain the humor on the forums but it's a little difficult.  You do make me feel special when you call me Tommy though, my moms called me that.

Dr Moon says this is no more than a classic case of rancid blue balls.  Wank it again and you'll see how errthing is ok. If not please consult a real physician.

I'm scared to.  Plus I already ordered the porn on Direct Tv twice since the old lady left, shits expensive.



edited and probably still written wrong

[drewm]

It sounds as if you are getting some excellent advice here. Hope it's nothing too serious, probably isn't  

[leatherman]

Last week I double dosed my Truvada and Viramune by accident.  The next day I was pissing like a race horse and it felt like it had crystals in it.

perhaps that's the reason. maybe something scratching and scraping (ie calculi in the seminal vesicles or prostate; or ejaculation-duct obstructions) caused some bleeding which you noticed when you ejaculated.

egads though. Nobody likes their winky to bleed though. Hopefully this is a temporary thing and it's already been flushed out and this was just some residual blood. 

[Matty the Damned]

Matty, you have no idea how important my elephant is to me.  I've tried to maintain the humor on the forums but it's a little difficult.  You do make me feel special when you call me Tommy though, my moms called me that.

Aww honey, don't fret! Even elephants with one ear can still hear!

MtD

[mikeyb39]

If you get too rough in you whacking, that can cause a blood vessel to bust which makes it looks like blood in your jizz.  This happened to me once when i was a teenager.  i cant remember if my balls hurt i guess when u are a teen you dont care if it hurts or not..

[Hellraiser]

I guess your first period can be a little scary .

No one responded to this?  Comic genius.

I've never even heard of a guy having blood is his jizz this would completely unnerve me too.

[Matty the Damned]

I've never even heard of a guy having blood is his jizz this would completely unnerve me too.

Considering that all those truckers who do you take their teeth out first, this revelation comes as no surprise.

MtD

[Hellraiser]

Considering that all those truckers who do you take their teeth out first, this revelation comes as no surprise.

MtD

As if they would wear dentures that just reeks of class.

[Matty the Damned]

As if they would wear dentures that just reeks of class.

And as we both know, ass beats class any day.

MtD

[Miss Philicia]

Maybe Thomas should masturbate again and provide pictures.

[Hellraiser]

Maybe Thomas should masturbate again and provide pictures.

Agreed, I think for the most accurate assistance we can give video would be better.

[skeebo1969]

  It ain't gonna make it till Monday.  The thing is twice the size of my right testicle and the pain is getting worse.  I'm driving myself to the hospital. 

[Matty the Damned]

  It ain't gonna make it till Monday.  The thing is twice the size of my right testicle and the pain is getting worse.  I'm driving myself to the hospital. 

Hydrocele! Hope you get there before it busts.

MtD

[Miss Philicia]

I hope you tried a volcanic mud rinse first.

[leatherman]

omigosh! drive careful, buddy, and I hope everything turns out alright. Let us know what happened when you finally get back home. Good luck!

[Hellraiser]

I hope you tried a volcanic mud rinse first.

Shameless and diabolical, just the way we love her.

[Matty the Damned]

Shameless and diabolical, just the way we love her.

It seems you've got what appears to be volcanic mud on your delicate nosey-wosey Trey.

MtD

[Hellraiser]

It seems you've got what appears to be volcanic mud on your delicate nosey-wosey Trey.

MtD

You're so attentive to me Matty.  I can't disagree without being castigated and I can't give someone a compliment without being a suck up.  Is there any room in your opinion for middle ground?

[Matty the Damned]

You're so attentive to me Matty.  I can't disagree without being castigated and I can't give someone a compliment without being a suck up.  Is there any room in your opinion for middle ground?

Nope. Bites to be you, I guess. 

MtD

[hope_for_a_cure]

Hey Skeebs,

I just read your post this morning and expect you got the Doc to 'take a look see' by now.  Anything out of the ordinary when it comes to 'da boyz' should cause concern.  Do you have a prognosis  yet?

[bmancanfly]

I went through a similar experience about a year ago.  Eventually,  turned out to be nothing.

Hope you have the same outcome.  Keep us posted.

[CaptCarl]

Skeebs-
   Had the same thing happen a number of years ago. Scared the living shit outta me. Went to the doc, turned out it was Chlamydia . But my nuts didn't swell up though that I recall, so it's best you're getting to the doc and get it looked at.

CC

[denb45]

Tomas, it might not be anything, but I'd get it checked tho by ur doctor 

[nixsmail]

Please don't wait to go to the doc, the swelling of an "egg" is probably epididymitis. have had it multiple times about 20+ years ago. ended up in the hospital with the ur doc wondering if he was going to have to remove it. ice helps with the swelling and the pain. but get to a doc before it gets worse. and btw it's not just std's that cause epi it can be a little urine backs up the wrong canal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epididymitis

[mikeyb39]

Hope everything is cool Skeebo, was hoping to have heard something from ya about those family jewels

[tednlou2]

Something about how this exact same thing once happened to Larry Birkhead.

Well, after a night at my apartment, I noticed what looked like blood all over my face, hair, sheets, curtains, and even my dog.  I thought he just made a mess eating my cherry pie I had so delicately prepared and wiped his hands everywhere. 
     

[J.R.E.]

Tom,

Hoping all is going well for you !


Ray

[emeraldize]

Hey Skeebers,

Check in, will ya? Wonderin' if you were held overnight at the hospital.

Em

[skeebo1969]

     That was an experience.   About 5 people touched my balls, and I must say, ultrasound gel feels really good down there.  I have both  UTI and bladder infection, along with chemical epididmytis.  I am feeling better however, there is still pain.   They gave two antibiotics to take along with 30 percocets.
     
     I am so glad I didn't wait because the doctor said it would have gotten much worse if I did.   I probably should have went sooner.  The doctor said it's possible for this to be a reoccurring problem down the road.  I hope not.     

[skeebo1969]

   I forgot to mention, they admitted me.  I just got home about an hour ago.

[emeraldize]

Glad you're home and on the road to less pain. Triple header! Did the doc suggest anything you can do to prevent, or help prevent, a recurrence?

[Joe K]

     That was an experience.   About 5 people touched my balls, and I must say, ultrasound gel feels really good down there.  I have both  UTI and bladder infection, along with chemical epididmytis.  I am feeling better however, there is still pain.   They gave two antibiotics to take along with 30 percocets.
    
     I am so glad I didn't wait because the doctor said it would have gotten much worse if I did.   I probably should have went sooner.  The doctor said it's possible for this to be a reoccurring problem down the road.  I hope not.     

WOW, what a kick in the balls. Sorry couldn't resist. You might want to check about drinking cranberry juice, my wife used it for urinary tract infections.

[woodshere]

Just got over a case of epididmytis myself.  By far the most pain I have ever been in!!!  Layed in the hospital bed in tears till the paid medication kicked in.  Seven days on lamictal did the trick.  I only got about 15 vicodin for my pain....   Take all those antibiotics!!!

[skeebo1969]

Glad you're home and on the road to less pain. Triple header! Did the doc suggest anything you can do to prevent, or help prevent, a recurrence?

Thanks Em,  Triple header is right, my first time too.  A female doctor in the ER joked with me about this being one of two reasons why men bring themselves to the ER.  I didn't ask what the other was.  I bet I would have asked after the morphine though.  I saw a urologist at the hospital and I have to see him next Monday.  I am definitely going to ask if there are ways to prevent this from happening again.

WOW, what a kick in the balls. Sorry couldn't resist.

LOL   To be honest it's just like that, but worse.  It got so big at one point that it was 3 times the size of the other testicle.  When I was 14 I knocked myself out after smashing my balls on the gas tank of my motocross bike and this was worse than that.

Man, I could have lost the whole damn thing maybe if I had waited till Monday!  

[drewm]

Glad you went to the hospital and are having this...uhm...treated! Get well soon!

[skeebo1969]

Just got over a case of epididmytis myself.  By far the most pain I have ever been in!!!  Layed in the hospital bed in tears till the paid medication kicked in.  Seven days on lamictal did the trick.  I only got about 15 vicodin for my pain....   Take all those antibiotics!!!

They have me on Ciprofloxacin and Doxycycline, trust me Woodsie I plan on taken every single pill.

[nixsmail]

glad they admitted you and now have something to combat it. it's the worst pain, if childbirth is anywhere close i wouldn't trade being male. try and stay away from spicy foods and for some reason my doc told me wine? why i'm not sure. my overall experience lasted about a year with a bout with it about every 4 months. my doc actually said that my right egg is now for all purposes not functioning. i know tmi, but i think it helps to know potential outcomes, that was never discussed when i was being treated. make sure you take all the antibiotics. hang in there it will get better but it is slow.